I will now play Fortnite.

I will now play Fortnite.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a /haha/ reference

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly goes on in those threads?
      I check on them every now and then i still don't get what their general is about.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was once a Ganker thread where people would relate to a webcomic called terrible terrible terrible by lauren monger
        but it's slowly lost it's edge and disgusting homosexuals from gfur and furry bara/fat threads, and troons have set up shop
        I'm not kidding

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, that's the fate of every /trash/ thread for some reason. Even gfur related topics somehow degenerate into the absolute worst quality art and discussion.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            gfur died because it literally got sucked up by it's own butthole, discord drama and moronation, then refugees flooded neighboring threads, gmad also being one of them

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Male shortstack became cancer.
              I used to be one of the OPs for a Lewdhammer one that was rat fricker containment, only for autist to start flooding it with MSPaint tier shit of Bog Hags.
              The Sonic one makes /vg/ look sane and is only good for summoning bench Tails.
              Probably the worst board tbh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up, don’t talk about our shitty refuge here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's racc not a poss

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      possbros we can't stop winning

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already 8 images on e621

    yeah im thinking we’re back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't Fortnite get pretty consistent pics whenever they release anything? Asking for a friend.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that one cat girl had a lot of stuff

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better, it gets consistent animated porn

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny as someone who's been around since very early in the game's popularity and I couldn't figure out why Overwatch was getting so much porn but Fortnite was dead in the water (early on) because the character designs were great
        But over time Fortnite managed to capture a very particular audience to make porn for them - gays, furries and genuine autists, sometimes all 3 at the same time

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem Fortnite had early on is that while characters looked nice they had little to no characterization or personality to go off of. Later on that was solved with more unique designs and promo stuff for newer characters.

          Boy, people will still draw him with a comically huge ass though.

          [...]
          Sunspot is a dude, people immediately loved him on release since he's a dorky twink with really cute expressions.

          Sunspot, Meow Skulls and Raven Team Leader all show that a fanbase can be drummed up from design alone.

          Sunspot for example is another cartoony weirdo but his facial expressions really propelled him into fan favorite unlike some of his more blank faced counterparts like Jelly or Slumber.
          Helsie makes people go fricking insane for similar reasons, her alt b***h fashion is great but her smug airheaded look and idle pose brings her from a 8/10 to an 11/10.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah Sunspot is the biggest autist magnet skin

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Airheaded Wagie
            >J-Rock Alt Girl
            >Genderbent Van Helsing
            They were absolutely throwing shit at a dart board but they knocked it out of the park with Helsie the High Stakes Club.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >helsie
              >literally a shadman character
              gross.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              mmmh she's very cute

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Joni > Helsie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're a package deal

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *ahem*
                FRICK Vampires and FRICK Daraku

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          While we’re on the topic of fortnite and overwatch, anybody else feel like a good chunk of the new heroes look like they belong in fortnite? Like Kiriko looks like something that’d belong in fortnite.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's just your redditor brain thinking anything cartoony and le bad = fortnite
            the new heroes look nothing like fortnite but i agree that they're a lot more uninspired than the original ow1 heroes (including updates)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's just your redditor brain thinking anything cartoony and le bad = fortnite
            the new heroes look nothing like fortnite but i agree that they're a lot more uninspired than the original ow1 heroes (including updates)

            OW1's aesthetics are generally a combination of futuristic sci-fi and super hero stuff while Kiriko and OW2 designs in general just feel like streetwear with futuristic greebling added in post, the balancing act of Kiriko's design elements of Futuristic Ninja Vigilante, Magical Shrine Maiden and the generally "sleek" aesthetic the game is trying for just drains her look of any real substance. Kiriko's concept art barely had any hint of Sci-Fi stuff and went way harder for the Ninja and Shrine Maiden stuff.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              there's nothing scifi about her at all, she throws kunais, has a magic gourd with magic water, teleports around magically and summons a literal magic fox spirit

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised they haven't done a Sly Cooper collab with Sony at this point. They have a major character for every preference. It's the easiest money they could possibly make with the IP at this point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a well received series of stealth Platformers for the PS2, I can't believe you're not familiar. Find them and play the first three and if you really enjoyed them prepare yourself to be disappointed with the fourth for PS3.
        These are the two characters I'd expect Epic to choose to include. Sly Cooper himself on the right and Carmelita Fox on the left. As you can see they're both exactly the sort of characters that would have the same kind of draw as the one in the OP.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >loved sly and sonic as a kid
          >didn't become a furry
          If only I knew how close to the sun I was flying, jesus christ. Dodged an entire mag there.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sly and Ratchet are literally responsible for me ending on this path.
            I've hit the stage where I'm just fine with it. All embrace the life style fluffy cult I guess.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    but what if it was instead a girl?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      timmy tencent is too sacared of the /hmofa/ggots. he will never add another sexy furry girl to the game. the best you're getting is meowskulls

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Meow Skulls
        Pretty goofy face artist liberty usually taken to make her more appealing
        >Camille
        Transfurmation skin, human half the time. I like the rat, but she has like zero fans for some reason
        >RTL and Pack Leader
        Humans in costumes, thankfully most fanart says otherwise but it's still cope
        >Kimiko
        Dogshit attempt at ripping a kemono style without making it work. 5head and no chin

        Just give me a b***h that's 100% anthro, actually has a snout, and looks good.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Camille has few fans because her mouse form looks like a mascot costume (and I think she's also the mascot for another character's spooky baseball team or whatever)

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another male anthro character
    >still no female anthro character that isn’t some deliberately fricked up looking mascot shit like the stoner caf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not like the fox girl

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no breasts
        Thats a man.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She gets shit for being "weebshit" even though the others look like Disney rejects

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone give a shit about the OCs? I thought people only cared about the collabs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Headhunter and Rio before the sweats got to them. The furry characters are also somewhat popular, especially Wendell and Oscar.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you use this skin in Lego fortnite?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      :3c

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do fortnite shills always act like buying a skin for $20 is "playing" the game. The formula for these threads is usually the same. They will post the newest and latest waifubait skin and ask "why aren't you playing fortnite" or some shit like that. They never talk about the actual gameplay, they just advertise thr newest waifubait you can goon over

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's because the gameplay is entirely understood at this point and there's nothing meaningful to say about it that wasn't already said plenty of times over when PUBG was the market leader. You either know you like it or you know you don't. I'm just here because I think Epic is doing something pretty neat by putting characters like this in their game, we don't get enough of them anymore because everyone's acutely aware that anything you make which features such characters will get latched onto by a giant community of people you probably don't want associated with your product. If you embrace that it's going to happen and just make what you think will do well, I have to respect that. I can only hope that Epic has more noble plans for a wider variety of games outside of the Fortnite ecosystem that they're just building up capital to finance.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >10 vbucks have been submitted to your account

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like Fortnite and I think it's a long term net negative for the company, it's taking resources that they could be using for other things like Rock Band 5 or an actual Unreal game to go on the Unreal Engine.

          I recognize that I have been entirely overruled at this point, but I continue to object to the normalization of furries.
          It was better for both sides of this argument when they were a small, dedicated group of freaks instead of a recognized subset of people.

          For as long as people have been drawing anthropomorphized animal characters, people have wanted to frick them. There's a whole repository of pornographic art drawn by Disney artists working on their projects. I'm sure the same thing exists for WB as well. Not all of that is of the animal characters, but it's not a negligible portion.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize that I have been entirely overruled at this point, but I continue to object to the normalization of furries.
    It was better for both sides of this argument when they were a small, dedicated group of freaks instead of a recognized subset of people.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw even my wife who use to want to burn furries back during the peak /b/ era is now making anthro characters in games/MMOs she plays
      At least the roleplay during sex is fun, she asks me to giver her the knot.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When women get older and fatter they get kinkier.
        Mine lactates and gets off Raping as Brenda from slither and she's not pregnant at this time.
        Women reflect society and our society wants to eat and frick everything

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need an opossum skin now

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sunspot, Meow Skulls and Raven Team Leader all show that a fanbase can be drummed up from design alone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that a boy or a girl
      the response will dictate if i will play fortnite

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's one of each.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's one of each.

        Sunspot is a dude, people immediately loved him on release since he's a dorky twink with really cute expressions.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Boy, people will still draw him with a comically huge ass though.

          I will not play your game but I -will- jerk off to it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boy, people will still draw him with a comically huge ass though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And they should keep drawing him with a fat ass.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What in the Aistarin is that character design?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's genuinely by gay furries for gay furries. They like raccoon characters.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Feral Trash"
    how big is his crowbar?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory thread theme.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they feel the need to give it gay bisexual green spiked hair

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's trashy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's cute.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >feral trash
    >looks like a Black person
    >monkey profile picture
    kek

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tranthropromorphic propaganda
    Go back to /leftypol/

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Popular characters like Polar never show up in the shop
    >Same Disney slop on infinite repeat
    >Will have to check daily to make sure I get this goober
    >Still salty I missed all TWO of RTL's appearences

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And we can blame Lego for it, with this stupid policy that any skins in the shop need a Lego version.
      A skin I wanted was Luminos.
      >Luminos shows up
      >ONE FRICKING DAY
      >gone again for more than likely more months at a time

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like all Fortnite designs

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hybrid rerun or no buy

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nose ring
    Ew, no thanks

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low tier furry skin. Not even close to Hybrid or Oscar.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hybrid and oscar are for hard gay ultrahomosexuals like (You)

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fornite Festival was a mistake.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame the cope hybrid skin lacks his iconic muscular juicy asscheeks

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not a furgay but i like this
    i like the obnoxious stinky furgay characters like Twitch, theyre just cool

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nose piercing makes him look like he sucks dicks in dark alleys to buy drugs.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I instantly bought lady Gaga. Need more 30+ year old woman skins

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the green mohawk supposed to be a tanuki leaf reference or am I just schizophrenic

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