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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    doomerbros?? our response???

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will not be playing this shit becuz of the garabage writing. I barely slogged through Miles Morales and stopped halfway through Rift apart

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's still playing game for their stories and dialogues in 2023? Just skip the cutscenes or look at your phone.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I will not be playing this shit becuz of the garabage writing
      Cool. Thanks for your input.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like AI generated garbage.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering it requires FakeFrame Technology on a 4090 to hit 30fps at 1080p, it is basically all AI.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Considering it requires FakeFrame Technology on a 4090 to hit 30fps at 1080p, it is basically all AI.

        homie what? you can run the nu-spiderman games on the fricking Steam Deck at 800p 30FPS and even better on mid tier PCs

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    .... it's off by default?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      spider-man 2018, you could fall from the top of the empire state building to the street and smack the ground for a little animation but gets back up again. or maybe that was miles morales, but that's still no damage, just a "funny goof" and you move on compared to your kneecaps exploding in the OG Spider-Man 2.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was the Miles game. Peter just does a super hero landing.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That suit looks beyond horrible. Can't believe they're wasting slots on OC garbage like this, instead of just porting over all (except for the MCU shit) the suits from the original.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autism ruins everything

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >require more precision or accuracy
    Completely worthless until we know what this equates to mechanically

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiderman 2 (GameCube)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They hired the "creator" of the Spider-Man 2 webswinging to shill the first game and say the swinging was great, and then I played the game and it was absolutely nothing like Spider-Man 2. I don't trust those Black folk.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It took me by surprise at first too because it felt worse. After a few missions I got used to it and had fun with the game, but I cant believe they had a better swinging system 20 years ago

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's still pretty good, even if it's not spiderman 2 level. They got close enough where I found it fun to just swing around the city.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not anywhere near close. The speed limit is like 200mph lower.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's slower and you get a lot more assistance, but if you think it's "nothing like" spiderman 2 then you've never played any other spiderman games

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is absolutely nothing like that game. You're slow as frick, you stop gaining momentum very fast because the speed limit is so low, you cannot bump into anything, including the road, and Spider-Man just swings straight into whatever direction you push the stick in. I had more fun with the WoS swinging, and that game had moon swinging.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              why do you fricking morons always argue over semantics

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's called the web-slinger. The swinging is an important part of his character. The swinging is better than 90% of other Spidey games', but it's still a far cry from Spider-Man 2 and I'm mad at the Spiderman 2 dev for pretending like it's equal to his.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          cut him some slack, he needed somewhere to get spiderman 2 residuals after energy hook flopped.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It only mentions requiring more "precision and accuracy" which makes me think this is just going to be requiring you to aim and time the button hits to have swings go through, not actual mechanical control over momentum, angle of release, etc

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means you need to aim your shots like how you'd aim a sniper rifle.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will now pirate it

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still has flying.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds good but is the momentum still fricked?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we are going to totally do this thing we won't lie to you

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that imperial spiderman?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't sounding so good until they say turning off all assistance actually grants the possibility to swing faster, much faster than the default swinging with all assistance on, since it is the exact reward for being good at swinging on Spider-Man 2 The Movie game.

    "Git'ing Gud" only to swing as good as any random with all assists on would be a complete waste of time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >”noooo, it’s not fun anymore unless I know I’m better than other people at the singleplayer capeshit game!”
      toddler brain

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, stay seething. better kills = better results than those who don't, anything contrary to that is a aberration to nature, like the subhumans crying about every issue in society is because the bar hasn't been lowered enough for incompetent people to enroll in any segment of life

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re the one seething that your child’s entertainment isn’t selective enough. You have no real life skills, so by your own logic, you should not have any positive results in your life. I’m sure that’s largely accurate though, judging from your perspective here lol

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the right thing to do.
    Let the casuals play the game on easy mode but allow more skilled players to have their fun.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is the right thing to do.
      No. The right thing to do would be to have a pop-up at the start of the game, that says: "Do you want to enable easy swinging for disabled people?", and have "hard" swinging enabled by default.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        One step at a time anon, you'll scare off the casuals too easily if you do that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Casuals had no problem playing Spider-Man 2 two decades ago. That game had easy swinging as well.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rising Sun Spider-Man

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fall damage is the first good thing i've heard about this game

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy this or wait for FF7 7Rebirth Slim bundle in 2024?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither. Get a pc.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        or Switch/Xbox

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you dont care about snoy exclusives this is the way to go if youre absolutely opposed to just getting a pc.
          >get bing bing wahoo exclusives
          >best versions of multiplats
          >backwards compatibility
          >gamepass

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        too expensive and too much effort to build

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have both. Since Spidey 2 and FF7Part 2 wont hit PC until like early 2025

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spiderman maybe, but I can easily wait the 6+ months for final fantasy rebirth. Don't forget the exclusivity deal is only for 3 months. I also have a gaming pc and PS5 that's thrown in a corner. So this isn't a console war thing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw sony free game offer ends when this releases

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thatr free game offer isnt even a thing for me in Europe

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >free game offer
        qrd?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you still play as a Black person in a world written by nuMarvel? If so, then pass.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Skill Based
    >Single player game
    Yeah can't wait for non grass touchers to start bragging online about how good they can web swing..

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filthy fricking casuals can't handle aiming.
      More at 11.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        lel

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully it removes that barrier on the ground that you automatically glide against when swinging low. Loop de loops have already been confirmed so I'm excited to see how that looks.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they don't add proper momentum like in the PS2 Spider-Man 2 then its pointless...

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no PS5 slim despite the Microsoft court case saying it was coming soon
    Its jover

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman is a trash game, instead of x x x x now you will uuuuh x uuuuh x x x x uuuuh x x x x

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Counterpoint: child pornography

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't, but It also means you're less likely to be a mouth breathing consumer. At least from my experiences working around dumb college kids.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >modern games have to be auto-play by default now
    >people who actually want to play have to spend 5 minutes in menu settings meticulously toggling things on and off for a frankenstein difficulty (which is also likely in opposition to how the game was designed and not even tested)
    ah yes, truly a $70 + tip experience

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >options are bad now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        handicap settings should not be on by default.
        Also, didn't console "people" used to complain about PC gaming having too much tweaking?
        Boy, how that's changed with
        >it's okay now that we have it
        180'ing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would agree with you if it was a true gameplay mechanic. It seems to be a disable all these safety features if you really want to have "fun". Why not just make the game around it like they did with spiderman 2 years ago.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spectacular mode
    >assistance to 0
    >fall damage off
    pizza time

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this so hard to make?

    Toggeable options, toggeable map, toggeable difficulty, toggeable whatever the frick. Its a win win for gamers and devs, so I really hope this become the standard, sadly it seems common sense it’s not in the guidelines for these frickers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Its a win win for gamers and devs
      It's a lose-lose actually. because either:
      1. Only everything turned ON will be tested and thought of with design (Because it's the default), and every other combination will not be cared or thought about, beyond the functionality itself.
      2. Every combination will be rigorously tested and designed with, so everything suffers by trying to not interfere with everything else
      There's a reason your favorite games of new and old are very likely heavily designed and restricted in player freedom (in terms of toggling game aspects on and off).
      This modern "buffet" style game mentality is why every game feels mid / forgettable. There's no personality or passion. It's just a checklist to appeal to the widest possible pool.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My bigger complaint is how slow the slinging feels with the capped speed. Unless they change that I don't care.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they already confirmed they increased the speed now that the SSD can stream the city faster in front of the player

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a single means of transportation
    >Soulsdrones bandwagon developers into making it hard for seemingly no reason other than being a tryhard
    Dark souls has been the biggest disaster in gaming history and I refuse to think otherwise, it just made all gaming worse by everyone copying it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you're a souls drone if you want the main mechanic in a game to not auto-play for you
      hmmmm

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You're a soulsdrone if you want to make something you have to do 90% of the playing time harder for no reason at all other than making it harder
        FTFY

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have it backwards.
          Swing Assistance should be opt-IN, not opt-OUT.
          So no one is asking it to be harder, they're simply asking for the original version, which was made easier for no reason.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            who cares? turn it off and forget about it. This is such a non issue

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >who cares?
              Because a handicap being on by default means the game was designed with it in mind.
              Subsequently, turning it off means you're now playing a non-default version of the game, which means you've created a disconnect between your experience and the intended experience.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    but can you make peter swing with just one arm?

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Sips Drink*
    >It doesn't need decent combat, mashing square is enough
    >It doesn't need momentum based web swinging. Moon webs are fine
    >It doesn't need good boss fights. QTEs are just fine
    >It doesn't need a dynamic day/night cycle or dynamic weather. Thats too much effort for a small team. Please understand
    >It doesn't need a good story. A watered down version of Kraven's Last Hunt is fine.
    >It doesn't need Eddie Brock as Venom because it just doesn't
    >It doesn't need MJ to look good. Stop being a sexist chud
    >It doesn't need Peter Parker as Spider-Man. Miles is just fine you racist chuds
    YOU ARE NOW HERE
    >It doesn't need to be as good as the 2004 game, Web Of Shadows or Shattered Dimensions.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it. Modulation of the experiencie is always a good thing.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's sounds really fun.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no physics like in RDR2 so you can crash full speed into a building and die

    morons, seriously. It would make the game insanely fun but modern devs can not into physics

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate modern games so much

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SO HECKIN EPIC

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SIRS SIRS
      I LOVE SLOW MOTION
      SO EPIC YES !
      LOVE FROM INDIA !!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does this even mean, though? Is it stuff like if you're web swinging from a building on your left, you can't turn right?

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