I wonder how his wife is doing honestly. Kinda feel bad but I think she just gave up on all the stuff TB set up for her. The fortnite comment was weird.
>husband is dying >decides to lose weight so she'd be ready for dating again >TB kicks the bucket >abandoned kid to prostitute it up in South Korea
I hope she gets the fricking rope
kid to prostitute it up in South Korea
you what mate? the kids father died, she being the only living parent, gave the kid up? what, for like adoption? and then she went to korea?
A lot of assumptions
Tbh, it's more like she lost the weight to be healthier because she learned from his ordeal how health can affect your lifespan + to give him solace in knowing she's done what she could to be around longer for his son
And as an aside, be more attractive for her husband in his last years
Feel like you guys have been sheltered for so long you've forgotten what real life is
When you realize the majority of Ganker is middle class white kids who have never struggled in their life all the perspectives shared here make sense, they don't know what it feels like to experience pain or grief. The worst thing that's ever happened to them is that mommy and daddy made them clean up their rooms
Lmao this board is infested with shitskins most demonstrated by your weird inferiority complex towards whites. I bet your brown hands are shaking with rage.
says the guy who got triggered by a random post on Ganker LMAO
8 months ago
Anonymous
Who is triggered? You posted racism and got racism in return. Now your insecurity and fragility requires you to keep trying to pretend that you "owned" someone because deep down you know that never happened.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>NOOOO YOU'RE BEING RACIST AGAINST MIDDLE CLASS WHITE KIDS
lol, lmao. go ask mommy and daddy to get you some therapy if you're so upset
8 months ago
Anonymous
You will never be white and I can tell it bothers you a lot.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>t. 56% mutt
8 months ago
Anonymous
Lmao this board is infested with shitskins most demonstrated by your weird inferiority complex towards whites. I bet your brown hands are shaking with rage.
Pretty much
Hell the fricking ownership of the site shows the change, moot was a suburban middleclass white dude, and now we're run by a asiatic lmao
It is him but he was on serious medication/chemo and shit so he looks bad towards to end. I remember in some of his last podcast he wouldn't use his webcam anymore so you couldn't see him.
Not even the worst part. In 2016 TB voted for Hillary because she was going to reduce medical costs (or Trump wanted to increase them cant remember, the point being if Trump gets elected it would get more expensive/harder for TB to get treatment). And what does his beloved wife do? Vote for a non democrat/republican candidate with no chances of winning.
TB then brought this up either on his twitter or on the podcast and people shat on HIM for it HURRDURR STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMAN VOTE WHAT SHE WANTZ or something to that effect.
First off, John Bain was born in England so he can frick off back to the UK and get his cancer treatment there, secondly you have to be mega moronic to think Hillary was going to reduce his medical costs.
Is there actually people in here who've seen their medical costs drop?
All the sources I can find seem to suggest that healthcare costs per individual has only been growing since 2008.
This was also the genesis of the "get cancer and die" tweet. He was responding to someone who asked him what he was going to do that summer or some shit.
i do think, irony beside, it was sad
and honestly TB was just an edgy memer im sure there are plenty of people from that pre 2010s era of internet users who told someone to get cancer and die and then got it
it just became a meme because he was an early figurehead who was divisive
Complete Cookie, he was a games journalist with an emphasis on console discussion and reviews for console games
anyway, after telling a guy he hopes his cancer gets better and that he doesn't die, CC himself ironically got ass cancer and died
and all of Ganker agreed it was pretty funny
he was the guy who got normie NPCs to finally care about framerate and fov, before it was considered a schizo thing to complain about the framerate in games
Adding on he also had line a pretty famous podcast in the early 10s before every fricking butthole had a gaming news podcast. Castle Superbeast I think is the last of that era still going and even they lost half their members.
youtuber who dedicated his life to complaining about shit PC ports (they used to be really bad in the late 2000s and early 2010s) and his complaining likely had a positive impact on the industry. the meme is that at one point he told someone to get cancer and die, and then he proceeded to get cancer and die
this is Perturbed Jonas
he makes game review videos in which he is very angry at the games
his catchphrase is: "those gosh darn games cannot keep getting away with this! hep hep!"
"hep hep" is like his war cry
You're getting a lot of joke responses but his real nickname was TotalBiscuit and he was mostly known for being a big GamerGate warrior claiming it's about ethics in games journalism (look it up on Wikipedia - it was actually a harassment campaign against women and minorities) so he is celebrated here and reviled by most normal people. He got cancer and died after he tweeted "get cancer and die" to a person for disagreeing with him (no seriously, look it up) which is fricking hilarious if not a little sad. I don't wish death on anyone but the world did get a little brighter when he left it.
I'm sorry OP. You spent so much time lying about it being a good game and Todd Howard didn't even give you a visa into the USA, leaving you to get poopycancer from the designated shitting street.
>posted long after tb tied
it's getting getting the last word, it's replying in another thread, when you can be certain nobody involved would even know
That's just scary. I Ganker and cook all the time. My only worry is if the pesticide on the fresh plants stuff and chemicals they inject on animal stuff could still give me cancer.
>My only worry is if the pesticide on the fresh plants stuff and chemicals they inject on animal stuff could still give me cancer.
The big blackpill is that anything gives you cancer including literally just breathing oxygen.
this
cancer is just a thing for most mammals
the only way we'll ever eradicate it is with prevention and cure, you can't ever fully eliminate the risk of cancer from your life
>I Ganker and cook all the time
Cooking is a meme. All you need is a chunk of meat, salt and a frying pan. That's cooking. Anything else is goyslop that will lead to untimely death.
The glyphosate smog claims everyone in the end...
p.s. Make sure your water is reverse osmosis and don't use laundry detergents, fragrances, or dryer sheets in your washing routine.
So, people that also live with me, my kid, my mother in law. Also, Crendor coming over as a guest, we didn't know what he liked to drink, so we bought a bunch of stuff. So we have both a kid who is extremely picky as well as being stick-thin to the point where his doctor has said to him "he needs more fat in his diet" and a fairly old woman who has kinda stopped giving a shit about how healthy the stuff she is eating is.
HURRDURR DIS IS WHY AMERICANS FAT. Wow, frick you. You've never heard of a larder or cupboards? Yup, that would be where you store a lot of shit like carrots and potatoes, you don't need to freeze those. Jesus, I knew it was a mistake to let Crendor film this, people on the internet are fricking terrible.
And chain smokers might not get cancer and stay alive to their 90s.
Babies can get brain cancer and die in single didigt age.
Cancer is simply a numbers game there is only so much one and medicine can do.
>you can cut your cancer risk by 99% if you stop consuming these oils
Nice to know how some people imply ionizing radiation, asbestos, aflatoxins etc. are nothing compared to the "bad" oils.
kekw
>repeatedly heated vegetable oil
So just throw it away after using it.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Repeatedly heated cooking oil to boiling point bad for you
Well, no shit sherlock but the original claim >cut your cancer risk by 99% if you stop consuming sneed oils
Is just ludicrous.
Ask yourself who would get cancer first? >Repeated weekly full body ct-scans >Eating food fired/cooked with seed oils
8 months ago
Anonymous
Who the frick reuses oil THREE times? It becomes dark and goopy after the second time let alone the FOURTH time.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I don't even reuse oil to begin with. Vegetable oil is cheap as frick.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I've seen people put 7 table spoons of sugar in a cup of coffee.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah if you're reusing oil that much, no shit you're getting cancer. You're pretty much consuming cinders at that point. I don't know anyone that does that.
8 months ago
Anonymous
What counts are reusing vegetable oil? Like is it cooking multiple stuff during a single session or reusing it over days? Either way fricking mutts are disgusting.
This. I spent my entire 20s living off ramen cups and $1 dranks from the dollar store and my last doctor visit was perfect. Getting cancer in your 20s is an anomaly even for the people with the worst possible lifestyles.
Totalbiscuit shitted blood for 6 months straight and refused to see a doctor "because he was embarrassed" and when he finally did the cancer was too far advanced for him to live.
Anons, if you are continuously shitting (dark-colored)-blood it's a sign of internal bleeding and you should seek medical attention immediately. Bright blood is external bleeding and you probably just have hemorrhoids
>if you are continuously shitting (dark-colored)-blood it's a sign of internal bleeding and you should seek medical attention immediately
Not gonna link it but there's another thread up where some anons brother eats goyslop and started shitting dark red "it's over" blood. Take care of yourselves, a death in your 40s ain't worth the candy bar diet.
He had colon cancer in the family too. But to be fair it's hard to think straight when you're going through that stuff. >be me, 25 and bad diet >shit red blood one day. like a lot of it >doctor isn't interested in it based on age until i show him the picture, colonoscopy time >comes back good with an internal hemmorhoid i'm recommended to deal with >cut out a few polyps that come back benign too
I'm still terrified of it every day and thinking about colon cancer or similar keeps me up some nights. That shit just sits down there and you usually don't notice it until it's too late and good luck getting a precautionary colonoscopy covered in your 30's. I fricking hate cancer guys.
Try upping the percentage of calories you get from grass fed beef.
It's a very "fringe" observation (not that any of these wellness morons know what they're talking about and not that the food pyramid wasn't a literally advertisement from the sugar industry) but people with sometimes incurable conditions and cancer can take advantage of eliminating anything from their diets that may be contributing to cancer or immune problems.
>I'm still terrified of it every day and thinking about colon cancer or similar keeps me up some nights
CR is usually slowgrowing so if you get unlucky you can expect to live atleast a few years.
You should be more terrifed at pancreatic cancer or Glioblastoma since there are no way to screen for them and median survival after diagnosis is in months.
Pancreatic is bad because you only notice something is wrong when you get sick, and when you get sick from pancreatic cancer that means you're already dead because it's metastasized.
Pancreatic cancer still has relatively poor or mediocre 5-year prognosis if caught early >on average, patients whose tumors were resected live for 2.5 years after their diagnosis and have a five-year survival rate of 20 to 30 percent.
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/pancreatic-cancer/pancreatic-cancer-prognosis
I spend years constipated and didn't tell anyone out of embarrassment. Social life broke down, became s bitter NEET and 10 years later had to have multiple surgeries to fix it. They literally had to cut out a part of my intestines because it was prolapsed from all the straining.
Usually this affects only pregnant women. They probably think I'm like those girls shoving horse wieners up their for hours at a time.... goddammit
Hate how this homosexual and yahtzee both spawned a generation of smug bongs on youtube. God I hate brits and their forced sarcastic wienerney accents.
>wtf why don't these people speak like Black folk, why don't they say "like" at the beginning of every sentence, where's the "gaslight" and the "whataboutism", Black personMAN SAVE ME
The thing that bothers me the most that he spawned a legion of, "I have never made a game but let me tell you how to make a game" type of chud that infests the internet.
>wienerney accents
TotalBiscuit had a norf accent because he was from up norf. wienerney accents don't really exist anymore, the census is available to see yourself, frick all white English people live in/near East London anymore. They've been replaced.
It's fun to make memes and talk shit about the guy but he died and eventually you will have to face your own mortality as well. Hopefully a bunch of homosexuals make fun of your fridge years after you die.
TB twitch emote is basically embedded to internet culture forever. Maybe the dead man's wish has been granted as in his account. >As a man, I’m flesh & blood. I can be ignored. I can be destroyed. But as a symbol, I can be incorruptible. I can be everlasting.
yea ive noticed its accelerating more the older i am
though i think thats for lack of new experiences, you lose that adventurousness you had when you were 15 and the group mentality you had, like you're over a mates house smoking or drinking or whatever and he gets a message that theres some people down the weir, so you go. you get there and they have an airmattress out on the water you take ya shirt off and jump in, you swim around piss farting with ya mates for a while and then they say come back to sonnys for a sesh, righto, never been there but lesgo
thats like 3 hours as a teenager
for me 3 hours is i got home, i walked the dog had a shower and started cooking dinner
Thirty frames, console-locked.
Graphical settings? All got dropped.
FOV sliders? Got this bought.
PC burning temps like she overclocked.
Where the coolant? I gots to know.
Reviews, how-tos, 'cause I'm on payroll.
Half-shill, half-killed, views plateaued.
Gainin' money. Gaben's dough.
Yo! I'm running through chemo like Drano,
I got that hemorrhagic flow, toilet bowl, no bueno.
We shittin' rocks!
Yeah, master race that I'm repping.
Gonna rise from my grave, no lead in my zeppelin.
Totalbiscuit in the ground tonight.
E-celeb is gonna have a bad time.
He finna boutta lose his life.
He just wants to see you,
Port that.
My friend's mom was healthy and took care of herself but she got lung cancer even though she never smoked in her entire life because the apartment building she lived in was full of people smoking and she received like 20 years of secondhand smoke.
homie just crack an egg into some rice and it's like 75% of the nutrition you need. Add bacon add onion and wowee you're at like the basic level of nutrition that has kept humanity in relative health, good enough to make it 100k years. Fricking put down the ice cream and pizza already, jeez.
As much as I love laughing at horrible videos games, watching reviews of video games, and also keeping up with hilarious video game PR catastrophes, even occasionally making fun of them on Ganker and making autistic teenagers have spastic attacks, I just can't be fricked to play any.
I mean this completely unironically: I don't give a shit about you and your loved ones and if you all died my reaction would be "lol" then I'd forget about you
Maybe I could muster up sympathy if life hadn't raped it out of me.
this is nothing about sympathy, this is about why you actually posted that
what were those posts even doing, did you even have a goal in mind?
the anon was clearly baiting you
God I wish. My last physical came back perfect. Even with bloodwork. Low body fat, great resting heart rate. Meanwhile everyone around me might as well have been irradiated or something. Falling apart, developing psychosis or whatever, novel or mystery pain and illness dominates their lives and I'm just like "idk I'm good." I see how cool it is to be unhealthy and frick I wish I got an ounce of that attention. Anons if you're sick, you're lucky. Free dopamine.
It seems like they were ahead of their time in that regard. All this troony stuff wasn't mainstream and "are traps gay" could easily be shrugged off as a normal joke back then.
>could easily be shrugged off as a normal joke back then.
He pissed off his gamergate audience by making baseless claims that Trump raped some 13yo kid, so he had to pander to the other side which hated him anyway, and still celebrated his death.
The problem is a trap is a well-disguised crossdresser (and it's radically different from drag) and a troony is someone who thinks they're a woman, but due to (3D) porn the line gets blurred a little bit to the point that trannies started calling themselves traps when they're fricking not, but then they have the audacity try to play "that's OUR word" card when it fricking isn't.
I spend years constipated and didn't tell anyone out of embarrassment. Social life broke down, became s bitter NEET and 10 years later had to have multiple surgeries to fix it. They literally had to cut out a part of my intestines because it was prolapsed from all the straining.
Usually this affects only pregnant women. They probably think I'm like those girls shoving horse wieners up their for hours at a time.... goddammit
Glad to hear you got help, anon. I had some bowel pain when I was 27 and it turned out to just be an impaction, but it was a bit spooky at the time and I'm glad I went to the doctor. Almost got a colonoscopy.
(OP) >New High Score!
Of depression and loneliness, this world hasn't been great to me. Happiness, content, love, friendship, I have nothing. But another screen to stare at, another thing to pass the time as life leaves you thinking of those moments you'll never get to have in your head. Living a life that's outside of a depressing reality, that you wish was real.
Imagine trying to get somewhere in life but everything going wrong, always falling flat on your face having to start from square one constantly instead of just forward momentum through life. Then you finally think sometimes that you're going to get out of it, it's all over, it's done and things are going to get better. Then they don't, life always kicks you straight in the nuts and all you get is how life isn't fair, no one has it easy, and all this optimistic bullshit. Life gives you nothing, and lets you have nothing, always someone there in the way, always feeling like you're not allowed to have anything and anyone in life and you have to sit there watching everyone get theirs. When that's all you wanted, you just wanted to move on, and have a better life but what you've been given, and what you've have been through time and time again makes you feel like you aren't shit to anyone or anything. You can't do enough, you can't be enough, you aren't trying hard enough, and those people get to say that and walk off, those people get to walk off to their lives, and you try to not be jealous, you try to not let it bother you but you're so sick and fricking tired of saying "someday". The years are passing, you're just getting older, you continue to miss out and have already missed out on enough already to saying that what you want you won't get and you're stuck in a life that you didn't want and have to wake up to every morning despising that it has to be like that.
I pray I never get cancer or just slowly die after weeks of agony. Just like, let me slip and crack my head and just instantly slip into the sweet embrace of death
I wonder how his wife is doing honestly. Kinda feel bad but I think she just gave up on all the stuff TB set up for her. The fortnite comment was weird.
>immediately went on vacation to korea with her new boyfriend after he died
I think shes doing just fine
Isnt she dying now or something?
>husband is dying
>decides to lose weight so she'd be ready for dating again
>TB kicks the bucket
>abandoned kid to prostitute it up in South Korea
I hope she gets the fricking rope
Do you really expect women to remain celibate after the death of their husband?
well yes
maybe for a frickin' little while you heartless b***h
kid to prostitute it up in South Korea
you what mate? the kids father died, she being the only living parent, gave the kid up? what, for like adoption? and then she went to korea?
She dumped the kid with her parents and moved to South Korea.
TB wasn't the biological father.
She had him already when they started dating.
>the kids stepfather died
ftfy
tbf I think she just stopped being american
Americans always find a way to seethe whenever they see people who are either healthy or start living healthier.
A lot of assumptions
Tbh, it's more like she lost the weight to be healthier because she learned from his ordeal how health can affect your lifespan + to give him solace in knowing she's done what she could to be around longer for his son
And as an aside, be more attractive for her husband in his last years
Feel like you guys have been sheltered for so long you've forgotten what real life is
When you realize the majority of Ganker is middle class white kids who have never struggled in their life all the perspectives shared here make sense, they don't know what it feels like to experience pain or grief. The worst thing that's ever happened to them is that mommy and daddy made them clean up their rooms
Lmao this board is infested with shitskins most demonstrated by your weird inferiority complex towards whites. I bet your brown hands are shaking with rage.
KEK looks like I nailed it
Why are you so fragile?
says the guy who got triggered by a random post on Ganker LMAO
Who is triggered? You posted racism and got racism in return. Now your insecurity and fragility requires you to keep trying to pretend that you "owned" someone because deep down you know that never happened.
>NOOOO YOU'RE BEING RACIST AGAINST MIDDLE CLASS WHITE KIDS
lol, lmao. go ask mommy and daddy to get you some therapy if you're so upset
You will never be white and I can tell it bothers you a lot.
>t. 56% mutt
Pretty much
Hell the fricking ownership of the site shows the change, moot was a suburban middleclass white dude, and now we're run by a asiatic lmao
>the majority of Ganker is middle class white kids
this + a lot of only child syndrome too
Is the picture shopped or why is his left eye so whacky?
he's the stepfather
Is that not total biscuits in the right pic? Or is that just a common phenotype in this gay industry
It is him but he was on serious medication/chemo and shit so he looks bad towards to end. I remember in some of his last podcast he wouldn't use his webcam anymore so you couldn't see him.
she also scammed 300k to pay off her house
>takes wife to wieners con
yjk
No I don't, enlighten us on your latest fetish, Rajeesh.
Not even the worst part. In 2016 TB voted for Hillary because she was going to reduce medical costs (or Trump wanted to increase them cant remember, the point being if Trump gets elected it would get more expensive/harder for TB to get treatment). And what does his beloved wife do? Vote for a non democrat/republican candidate with no chances of winning.
TB then brought this up either on his twitter or on the podcast and people shat on HIM for it HURRDURR STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMAN VOTE WHAT SHE WANTZ or something to that effect.
First off, John Bain was born in England so he can frick off back to the UK and get his cancer treatment there, secondly you have to be mega moronic to think Hillary was going to reduce his medical costs.
Is there actually people in here who've seen their medical costs drop?
All the sources I can find seem to suggest that healthcare costs per individual has only been growing since 2008.
This was also the genesis of the "get cancer and die" tweet. He was responding to someone who asked him what he was going to do that summer or some shit.
That's fricking disgusting
All simps replying to you. That behaviour is irredeemable
She got cancer. No I'm not joking.
>She got cancer. No I'm not joking.
They sleep on a uranium mattress or something, wtf?
What form of cancer?
Pretty insane when a couple gets rekt this hard roughly in same decade by cancer.
Now all that's left is the kid getting cancer too
>The fortnite comment was weird
She was trying to get into Ninja's pants
laptop users are worse than console gays
He’s in a hospital anon.
i do think, irony beside, it was sad
and honestly TB was just an edgy memer im sure there are plenty of people from that pre 2010s era of internet users who told someone to get cancer and die and then got it
it just became a meme because he was an early figurehead who was divisive
Zoomer here. Who's this guy?
Complete Cookie, he was a games journalist with an emphasis on console discussion and reviews for console games
anyway, after telling a guy he hopes his cancer gets better and that he doesn't die, CC himself ironically got ass cancer and died
and all of Ganker agreed it was pretty funny
No he wished cancer on someone on twitter/facebook.
he was the guy who got normie NPCs to finally care about framerate and fov, before it was considered a schizo thing to complain about the framerate in games
An obnoxious homosexual, but in retrospect, the last bastion of PC gaming.
Adding on he also had line a pretty famous podcast in the early 10s before every fricking butthole had a gaming news podcast. Castle Superbeast I think is the last of that era still going and even they lost half their members.
The cuban cop from dexter
you mean the dude from oz who got his tendons sliced?
A homosexual, but a necessary one.
bolu no PC
Buttblasted Brit.
The LUL emote guy
the omegalul guy on twitch
saint totalhalibut, who died for our fov sliders
a homosexual, but one who served a purpose, he would not survive todays gaming climate
wow guy who became a starcraft guy who became a game reviewer guy who then died of cancer, such is life
youtuber who dedicated his life to complaining about shit PC ports (they used to be really bad in the late 2000s and early 2010s) and his complaining likely had a positive impact on the industry. the meme is that at one point he told someone to get cancer and die, and then he proceeded to get cancer and die
>they used to be really bad
They still are
Omegalul guy
>john bain
He was a big guy
Bane?
He's the guy who popularized the Dark Souls series by getting it ported to PC. Elden Ring exists because of him, so don't forget to thank him!
Greasy Shitgut
Guy who died from shitting out blood for half a year.
Before Crowbcat this is who Ganker was simultaneously seething about and getting opinions from
Entire Wafer
this is Perturbed Jonas
he makes game review videos in which he is very angry at the games
his catchphrase is: "those gosh darn games cannot keep getting away with this! hep hep!"
"hep hep" is like his war cry
Jerry Springer
You're getting a lot of joke responses but his real nickname was TotalBiscuit and he was mostly known for being a big GamerGate warrior claiming it's about ethics in games journalism (look it up on Wikipedia - it was actually a harassment campaign against women and minorities) so he is celebrated here and reviled by most normal people. He got cancer and died after he tweeted "get cancer and die" to a person for disagreeing with him (no seriously, look it up) which is fricking hilarious if not a little sad. I don't wish death on anyone but the world did get a little brighter when he left it.
Why are you here?
you just got trolled, son
hes all bones now
hehehe literal skeleton its funny cuz how often v/ jokes about skeletons.
I'm sorry OP. You spent so much time lying about it being a good game and Todd Howard didn't even give you a visa into the USA, leaving you to get poopycancer from the designated shitting street.
I remember how this dork used to open all his videos by going into graphics settings
truly one of us
you think he wrote in his will to be buried wearing a non-biodegradable bathrobe with the addendum "AS LONG AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE"
>got asscancer and died thinking about fortnite
how unfortunate
Post it
>getted
so he was right
He was right though, getting CR diagnosis earlier leads to a better prognosis.
>posted long after tb tied
it's getting getting the last word, it's replying in another thread, when you can be certain nobody involved would even know
Post what?
What still intrigues me was the eel comment
Gee, I wonder how he got ass cancer.
That's a name and voice from another life.
It blew my mind how he didn't have a single item that was actual food. It was 100% goyslop.
That's just scary. I Ganker and cook all the time. My only worry is if the pesticide on the fresh plants stuff and chemicals they inject on animal stuff could still give me cancer.
>My only worry is if the pesticide on the fresh plants stuff and chemicals they inject on animal stuff could still give me cancer.
The big blackpill is that anything gives you cancer including literally just breathing oxygen.
this
cancer is just a thing for most mammals
the only way we'll ever eradicate it is with prevention and cure, you can't ever fully eliminate the risk of cancer from your life
whales and elephants are immune to cancer
Cause they are soo big their cancer gets cancer.
>I Ganker and cook all the time
Cooking is a meme. All you need is a chunk of meat, salt and a frying pan. That's cooking. Anything else is goyslop that will lead to untimely death.
You're gonna get cancer, we all are
The glyphosate smog claims everyone in the end...
p.s. Make sure your water is reverse osmosis and don't use laundry detergents, fragrances, or dryer sheets in your washing routine.
american cuisine
>brit has an american diet
>develops cancer because his body hasn't evolved over centuries to digest goyslop
A single lettuce and strawberries encircled by pure goyslop, Poetic
ITT: Judgmental fricks.
So, people that also live with me, my kid, my mother in law. Also, Crendor coming over as a guest, we didn't know what he liked to drink, so we bought a bunch of stuff. So we have both a kid who is extremely picky as well as being stick-thin to the point where his doctor has said to him "he needs more fat in his diet" and a fairly old woman who has kinda stopped giving a shit about how healthy the stuff she is eating is.
HURRDURR DIS IS WHY AMERICANS FAT. Wow, frick you. You've never heard of a larder or cupboards? Yup, that would be where you store a lot of shit like carrots and potatoes, you don't need to freeze those. Jesus, I knew it was a mistake to let Crendor film this, people on the internet are fricking terrible.
My fridge and diet is substantially worse and I don't have cancer.
And chain smokers might not get cancer and stay alive to their 90s.
Babies can get brain cancer and die in single didigt age.
Cancer is simply a numbers game there is only so much one and medicine can do.
you can cut your cancer risk by 99% if you stop consuming sneed oils and other PUFAs, this has been known for like 80 years
>you can cut your cancer risk by 99% if you stop consuming these oils
Nice to know how some people imply ionizing radiation, asbestos, aflatoxins etc. are nothing compared to the "bad" oils.
kekw
Sneed oils produce carcinogens
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5616019/
>repeatedly heated vegetable oil
So just throw it away after using it.
>Repeatedly heated cooking oil to boiling point bad for you
Well, no shit sherlock but the original claim
>cut your cancer risk by 99% if you stop consuming sneed oils
Is just ludicrous.
Ask yourself who would get cancer first?
>Repeated weekly full body ct-scans
>Eating food fired/cooked with seed oils
Who the frick reuses oil THREE times? It becomes dark and goopy after the second time let alone the FOURTH time.
I don't even reuse oil to begin with. Vegetable oil is cheap as frick.
I've seen people put 7 table spoons of sugar in a cup of coffee.
Yeah if you're reusing oil that much, no shit you're getting cancer. You're pretty much consuming cinders at that point. I don't know anyone that does that.
What counts are reusing vegetable oil? Like is it cooking multiple stuff during a single session or reusing it over days? Either way fricking mutts are disgusting.
cope & sneed
This. I spent my entire 20s living off ramen cups and $1 dranks from the dollar store and my last doctor visit was perfect. Getting cancer in your 20s is an anomaly even for the people with the worst possible lifestyles.
ramen cups are better for you than the goyslop in TBs fridge
Ramen cups are just relatively expensive pasta with spices. You're not getting cancer from that.
Yet.
Yet
>average american fridge
disgusting
My brother eats almost exactly like this, minus the cider, and he shits blood in his 30s. Just eat a fricking carrot or fast, quit soda holy shit.
your brother is constipated and needs to exercise more and drink more water
Maybe but anon you cannot subsist on sloppa and expect quality of life. Water, exercise and hot pockets just catches up slower than only hot pockets.
Totalbiscuit shitted blood for 6 months straight and refused to see a doctor "because he was embarrassed" and when he finally did the cancer was too far advanced for him to live.
Anons, if you are continuously shitting (dark-colored)-blood it's a sign of internal bleeding and you should seek medical attention immediately. Bright blood is external bleeding and you probably just have hemorrhoids
apparently the blood is microscopic in most cases, so you're fricked either way
>if you are continuously shitting (dark-colored)-blood it's a sign of internal bleeding and you should seek medical attention immediately
Not gonna link it but there's another thread up where some anons brother eats goyslop and started shitting dark red "it's over" blood. Take care of yourselves, a death in your 40s ain't worth the candy bar diet.
He had colon cancer in the family too. But to be fair it's hard to think straight when you're going through that stuff.
>be me, 25 and bad diet
>shit red blood one day. like a lot of it
>doctor isn't interested in it based on age until i show him the picture, colonoscopy time
>comes back good with an internal hemmorhoid i'm recommended to deal with
>cut out a few polyps that come back benign too
I'm still terrified of it every day and thinking about colon cancer or similar keeps me up some nights. That shit just sits down there and you usually don't notice it until it's too late and good luck getting a precautionary colonoscopy covered in your 30's. I fricking hate cancer guys.
Try upping the percentage of calories you get from grass fed beef.
It's a very "fringe" observation (not that any of these wellness morons know what they're talking about and not that the food pyramid wasn't a literally advertisement from the sugar industry) but people with sometimes incurable conditions and cancer can take advantage of eliminating anything from their diets that may be contributing to cancer or immune problems.
>I'm still terrified of it every day and thinking about colon cancer or similar keeps me up some nights
CR is usually slowgrowing so if you get unlucky you can expect to live atleast a few years.
You should be more terrifed at pancreatic cancer or Glioblastoma since there are no way to screen for them and median survival after diagnosis is in months.
Pancreatic is bad because you only notice something is wrong when you get sick, and when you get sick from pancreatic cancer that means you're already dead because it's metastasized.
Pancreatic cancer still has relatively poor or mediocre 5-year prognosis if caught early
>on average, patients whose tumors were resected live for 2.5 years after their diagnosis and have a five-year survival rate of 20 to 30 percent.
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/pancreatic-cancer/pancreatic-cancer-prognosis
I spend years constipated and didn't tell anyone out of embarrassment. Social life broke down, became s bitter NEET and 10 years later had to have multiple surgeries to fix it. They literally had to cut out a part of my intestines because it was prolapsed from all the straining.
Usually this affects only pregnant women. They probably think I'm like those girls shoving horse wieners up their for hours at a time.... goddammit
>bitter NEET
NEET/shut-in
>Bright blood is external bleeding and you probably just have hemorrhoids
Yeah nice way to downplay rectal cancer symptoms.
I wish *beep* I spent more time *beep* complaining about what other people do online *beeeeeeeeep*
There it is
>shit blood
>ignore it
>die
such is life
day in the life of a true brexit geezer
brits consume a lot of laxatives
I always found it weird how Ganker suddenly goes full woke whenever it comes to TB.
When the world needed him the most, he disappeared.
Hate how this homosexual and yahtzee both spawned a generation of smug bongs on youtube. God I hate brits and their forced sarcastic wienerney accents.
>wtf why don't these people speak like Black folk, why don't they say "like" at the beginning of every sentence, where's the "gaslight" and the "whataboutism", Black personMAN SAVE ME
Not fair, yahtzee never made illusions of being a proud brit and emigrated to australia/US as soon as he could.
The thing that bothers me the most that he spawned a legion of, "I have never made a game but let me tell you how to make a game" type of chud that infests the internet.
>wienerney accents
TotalBiscuit had a norf accent because he was from up norf. wienerney accents don't really exist anymore, the census is available to see yourself, frick all white English people live in/near East London anymore. They've been replaced.
>Thinks all English accents are wienerney
based moron
>noooo why don't britbongs speak with a proper, standard american accent??
HMMMMMMM can't wait to report your death!
Damn 70USD is a lot of money from your point of view. lmao.
Jesus, you can just hear from his voice he is practically one foot in the grave.
It's fun to make memes and talk shit about the guy but he died and eventually you will have to face your own mortality as well. Hopefully a bunch of homosexuals make fun of your fridge years after you die.
No one will remember me, sadly
I long for the sweet release of death every death, I’m too much a coward for suicide so cancer would be pretty great
TB twitch emote is basically embedded to internet culture forever. Maybe the dead man's wish has been granted as in his account.
>As a man, I’m flesh & blood. I can be ignored. I can be destroyed. But as a symbol, I can be incorruptible. I can be everlasting.
If you had practiced RV you would know. As it stands, who cares about dying, no problems once the lights go out so frick it.
I hope to die shitting on the public toilet or something, so people will have some chuckle
get cancer and die
I'm kind of horrified at how fast life flies by. I watched TB when I was 15 and now I'm almost 30.
yea ive noticed its accelerating more the older i am
though i think thats for lack of new experiences, you lose that adventurousness you had when you were 15 and the group mentality you had, like you're over a mates house smoking or drinking or whatever and he gets a message that theres some people down the weir, so you go. you get there and they have an airmattress out on the water you take ya shirt off and jump in, you swim around piss farting with ya mates for a while and then they say come back to sonnys for a sesh, righto, never been there but lesgo
thats like 3 hours as a teenager
for me 3 hours is i got home, i walked the dog had a shower and started cooking dinner
Yeah that's exactly what i realized recently.
I think the moral of the story is to never play WoW
>unironic CAD t-shirt
'twas a different time
Geek merch was extremely rare back then. Back when J!NX was the face of geek clothes. Holy frick they closed last year
obligatory
https://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5b5b02d95b57b-total-biscuit-in-the-grave-tonight.php
Thirty frames, console-locked.
Graphical settings? All got dropped.
FOV sliders? Got this bought.
PC burning temps like she overclocked.
Where the coolant? I gots to know.
Reviews, how-tos, 'cause I'm on payroll.
Half-shill, half-killed, views plateaued.
Gainin' money. Gaben's dough.
Yo! I'm running through chemo like Drano,
I got that hemorrhagic flow, toilet bowl, no bueno.
We shittin' rocks!
Yeah, master race that I'm repping.
Gonna rise from my grave, no lead in my zeppelin.
Totalbiscuit in the ground tonight.
E-celeb is gonna have a bad time.
He finna boutta lose his life.
He just wants to see you,
Port that.
My friend's mom was healthy and took care of herself but she got lung cancer even though she never smoked in her entire life because the apartment building she lived in was full of people smoking and she received like 20 years of secondhand smoke.
Yes we know that you can get cancer out of no where that doesn't mean you should chug sneed oil and do stupid shit.
>anons pretending they have perfect diets
lol you people will be the first to get cancer.
Who claimed to have a perfect diet? We just said that a fridge full of artificial goyslop isn't good for you.
>fridge full of artificial goyslop isn't good for you.
Yeah and the sky is blue, the obvious doesn't need to be stated.
Not perfect but better than 90% of americans because I actually buy ingredients and cook my own food instead of hotpockets and mountain dew
I only eat sunflower seeds, sweets and powered sports drinks. Frick off fatty
I don't shit blood, is that too high a bar for you to pass?
homie just crack an egg into some rice and it's like 75% of the nutrition you need. Add bacon add onion and wowee you're at like the basic level of nutrition that has kept humanity in relative health, good enough to make it 100k years. Fricking put down the ice cream and pizza already, jeez.
I wish *beep* I spent more time *beep* playing Starfield *beeeeeeeeep*
>He spent his last few days conscious playing Fortnite
>His last review "Fortnite is exciting, this will get new people into video games"
Hope whatever game i play just before dying is better than Fortnite.
But Fortnite isn't in any way bad.
The only criticism people have is that it's played by children.
As much as I love laughing at horrible videos games, watching reviews of video games, and also keeping up with hilarious video game PR catastrophes, even occasionally making fun of them on Ganker and making autistic teenagers have spastic attacks, I just can't be fricked to play any.
It’s not funny to joke about death.
t. recently lost a loved one and it hurts
Did they drop any good loot?
zoomers
you're being edgy for edgies sake
you actually just saw "sad thing" and went HAHAHA IMAGINE IF I MEMED THIS
I mean this completely unironically: I don't give a shit about you and your loved ones and if you all died my reaction would be "lol" then I'd forget about you
this is nothing about sympathy, this is about why you actually posted that
what were those posts even doing, did you even have a goal in mind?
the anon was clearly baiting you
>did you even have a goal in mind?
Fun.
ok buddy
Maybe I could muster up sympathy if life hadn't raped it out of me.
This isn't Reddit you moronic homosexual. You can't post a sob story here and expect everyone to give you a pat on the back.
you're a sub 6' moron who got baited you actually think pure contrarianism was Ganker
zoomer
they're probably sucking wieners in hell right now
My condolences. It should've been you, not them.
My condolences
So how much exp did you gain?
People just had to listen...
>looking through his old videos
>come across one of his last podcasts
>the guest was InControL
Man
It seems like all millennials are dying from cancer in their thirties
God I wish. My last physical came back perfect. Even with bloodwork. Low body fat, great resting heart rate. Meanwhile everyone around me might as well have been irradiated or something. Falling apart, developing psychosis or whatever, novel or mystery pain and illness dominates their lives and I'm just like "idk I'm good." I see how cool it is to be unhealthy and frick I wish I got an ounce of that attention. Anons if you're sick, you're lucky. Free dopamine.
of course, zoomers are BPD free and their ozone layer is fixed
vax status?
Video games, homosexual, VIDEO GAMES.
So, now that the dust has settled:
are traps gay?
I still remember those fat homosexuals throwing a hissy fit about it.
It seems like they were ahead of their time in that regard. All this troony stuff wasn't mainstream and "are traps gay" could easily be shrugged off as a normal joke back then.
>could easily be shrugged off as a normal joke back then.
He pissed off his gamergate audience by making baseless claims that Trump raped some 13yo kid, so he had to pander to the other side which hated him anyway, and still celebrated his death.
The problem is a trap is a well-disguised crossdresser (and it's radically different from drag) and a troony is someone who thinks they're a woman, but due to (3D) porn the line gets blurred a little bit to the point that trannies started calling themselves traps when they're fricking not, but then they have the audacity try to play "that's OUR word" card when it fricking isn't.
Glad to hear you got help, anon. I had some bowel pain when I was 27 and it turned out to just be an impaction, but it was a bit spooky at the time and I'm glad I went to the doctor. Almost got a colonoscopy.
>are traps gay?
200% gay, you're fricking a dude with the gay shit of a woman.
(OP)
>New High Score!
Of depression and loneliness, this world hasn't been great to me. Happiness, content, love, friendship, I have nothing. But another screen to stare at, another thing to pass the time as life leaves you thinking of those moments you'll never get to have in your head. Living a life that's outside of a depressing reality, that you wish was real.
Imagine trying to get somewhere in life but everything going wrong, always falling flat on your face having to start from square one constantly instead of just forward momentum through life. Then you finally think sometimes that you're going to get out of it, it's all over, it's done and things are going to get better. Then they don't, life always kicks you straight in the nuts and all you get is how life isn't fair, no one has it easy, and all this optimistic bullshit. Life gives you nothing, and lets you have nothing, always someone there in the way, always feeling like you're not allowed to have anything and anyone in life and you have to sit there watching everyone get theirs. When that's all you wanted, you just wanted to move on, and have a better life but what you've been given, and what you've have been through time and time again makes you feel like you aren't shit to anyone or anything. You can't do enough, you can't be enough, you aren't trying hard enough, and those people get to say that and walk off, those people get to walk off to their lives, and you try to not be jealous, you try to not let it bother you but you're so sick and fricking tired of saying "someday". The years are passing, you're just getting older, you continue to miss out and have already missed out on enough already to saying that what you want you won't get and you're stuck in a life that you didn't want and have to wake up to every morning despising that it has to be like that.
Holy shit dude touch grass
Sometimes feels like life is always stuck in second gear. When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
I can't hate TB.
He reviewed Renowned Explorers and thus gave it a little clout.
I pray I never get cancer or just slowly die after weeks of agony. Just like, let me slip and crack my head and just instantly slip into the sweet embrace of death
Fortnite review when?