I wish pokemon had cool dragons that weren't intentionally screwed by goofy design elements.
Screw the Sugimory fear of cool designs
I wish pokemon had cool dragons that weren't intentionally screwed by goofy design elements.
I wish pokemon had cool dragons that weren't intentionally screwed by goofy design elements.
Screw the Sugimory fear of cool designs
fug > that
Rayquaza is the closest thing we have to a cool dragon, yeah, but even it is tainted by a deliberately uncool design element such as it's weird gum-teeth
>weird gum-teeth
Have you ever seen a snake?
goofy ahh reptile wif old man teef
getcho dum sippy straw lookin ahh outta my face
Only that one vid of Lagarto raping his python on camera, why do you ask?
Where is this art of Rayquaza from BDSP at?
I think that’s from the Pokédex
>deliberately uncool design element such as it's weird gum-teeth
gain taste
Thought I had a chart with asian serpentine dragons but I guess I don't, have one with orochi/hydras instead
Fug and Gyarados are great but nah
Playing SMT V and seeing that thing fly around in the sky in distance will always be kino
You have to update that chart because we got an actual hydra in smt v
I wish game freak wasn’t scared of making actually big pokemon
Torterra is the continent pokemon yet it’s still small
The Torterras from the detective pikachu movie should be Torterra’s normal size
It would be unreasonable for such a thing to erupt from a small little Turtwig that practically anyone could get their hands on.
>that practically anyone could get their hands on
This is a retcon, in the first gens starters were canonically rare
Prove that.
You don’t find them in the wild and they’re called rare by some NPCs
>It would be unreasonable for such a thing to erupt from a small little seed that practically anyone could get their hands on.
You have no idea how disappointed I was as a kid to find out that Groudon wasn't kaiju sized and Nidoking was only 4 foot something.
Pokemon are fricking manlets.
Yellow Dragon/Huanglong/Kohryu Pokemon when?
Wouldn’t it end up being like Enamorus?
that’s not a good sign
Those were hilariously awful, there was no reason to frick them up like that
and Enamorus is extra bad
We already have the 4 holy beasts in the Therian legendaries, we just need a leader for their quartet
dokev has something like that in blue color
Pokemon is weird in that the most Pokemon that look the most like typical dragons aren't actually Dragon type
From Gen 1 alone:
>Charizard looks like the typical European dragon, but it's Flying type
>Gyarados looks like the typical Chinese dragon, but it's Flying type
>Aerodactyl looks more like a dragon than it does a pterodactyl, but it's Flying type
Pokemon likes to make its Dragon types weird, while the Pokemon who look more like typical dragons are different types.
What other examples are there?
Lugia is called a "dragon-like bird" by an old man in Ecruteak.
Is that it?
Slither Wing?
anything that learns dragon dance that isn’t specifically a dragon type
a dragon
t. Diogenes
That's just gen 1, because dragon type was meant to be a rare endgame kinda thing
It doesn't matter how much people repeat the "intentionally flawed" thing, Pokemon designs in general tend to be more popular when they're cooler.
Its fitting since Poke dragons are a joke.
WORORORORORORORORO!