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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kielbasa and bread is pretty good actually, but the energy drinks would frick you up in the long run.
    Also stalker 2 doesn't exist and will never exist

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Made from a mix of chicken and soya, the "diet" sausage is often, for lack of other options, a stalker's breakfast, lunch and dinner in one.
      Are you sure Anon? Also there's "bread".

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peace out dude. To bad we didn't roll a joint together.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better than fricking canned tuna. Also bread+any sliced processed meat with some coffee is all you need for an entire day of work.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dark valley
        >still in a fricking leather jacket
        >only two droplets and a wrenched
        I guess I've just optimised the fun out of the game at this point.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          How?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also stalker 2 doesn't exist and will never exist
      even without the war it looked as if the dev team was just not making progress on their own
      they will have a CDPR moment going too big
      by the time they have the money to fix it people will have moved on
      and again this is if the war didn't even happen
      now with the war being there everyone will forgive them and not dare to say a word if the game fails

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does alcohol actually reduce radiation?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, anon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. It works as a diuretic so at best you'll piss out some irradiated water from your body.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The liver stores radiation. Kill the liver, you kill the radiation. Simple as.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but it makes life bit more tolerable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but it was (and still is) commonly believed in the eastern bloc

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's to chase down the iodine.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it makes your liver process alcohol so it'll be to busy to process radiated crap and lets it through.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only way it does anything helpful is to dowse yourself in it so it cleans the surface radiation from you.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually this could wrong. Radiated dust and other particles can just wash off, and there's the added benefit of smelling like a drunk your entire time in the Zone.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >*Actually this could work

          look I'm still hung over from yesterday.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            All good my dude. Thanks for the response.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're not from Ganker, but I like you still.

              UP YOUR BUTT
              AND
              AROUND
              THE
              CORNER

              take a right and there's your boner.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am, but I'm tired of the bad aspects of board culture, so I choose to be genuine

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am, but I'm tired of the bad aspects of board culture, so I choose to be genuine
                >be genuine
                It is better than being Frank
                That guy is an butthole

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >take a right and there's your boner.
                lol, you have my dick in your butt.
                You are such a homo!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                its fine bro. As long as the balls don't touch we're good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but it was (and still is) commonly believed in the eastern bloc

      it makes your liver process alcohol so it'll be to busy to process radiated crap and lets it through.

      It helps some, but nowhere near enough to deal with serious radiation poisoning.
      Drinking high-proof alcohol causes your body to flush its lymph nodes extra hard, and radiated particles tend to collect in the lymph nodes. That was why Soviet doctors thought it would work.
      It turns out that the amount of extra flushing it can cause is equivalent to like, getting a dental x-ray. Nowhere near the amount of being exposed to a serious nuclear accident.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, dipshit. It's a Slavic dudebro setting, of course they have to be drinking vodka like it was fricking water.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rush to bridge
    >Kill a single soldier
    >Grab the AK and ammo from his body
    >Run away
    >Repeat until everyone is dead with my new AK
    >Actually play the rest of the game
    Nothing will ever come close

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the sawn off is the only other cordon weapon that isn't complete dogshit, too bad the ammo weighs a billion kilograms and the only good ammo (slugs and darts) takes forever forever to farm up

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        On the hardest difficulty I ended up with only two guns until the very late game, a shotgun for mutants and an AK for humans. I'd just sneak around and pick one at a time, snipers weren't worth because of ammo, but to this day I wish I could import a VSS Vintorez because of how much I loved that gun.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    STRELOK!

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be a fricking hell. Ukarinian war tier but with mutants and anomalies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that would be horrific but I bet everything else you ever did in your life would feel boring by comparison

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a good argument in favor of it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is if you're bored

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most people aren't bored enough to jump into a suicide mission.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              enough of them are, and those who don't can just you know
              not go to the zone

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they had went with the "aliens did it" explanation for the Zone of the original book, where aliens basically just stopped by in Earth, dropped some junk from their ships that alters natural laws in the landing sites and then left without even acknowledging humanity.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno mane

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that kinda the whole point of the story?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it isn't

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's too much ex machina. I would rather have just a glimpse of hints about that, but with other two possibilities to muddle things. The mystery would add much more

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHAPTER 1 IS SO FRICKING LONG!
    I HATE THE CORDON.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This mod is trash. Constant sprinting back and forth across empty maps, your character gets knocked out or held at gunpoint in a cutscene at least 7 times, and in the end you don't even get revenge.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This mod is trash.
        Agreed. But I am starting to get into it in chapter 2 now that I can move around more.
        I get that it is supposed to be more about a story about an average stalker, but I stopped caring about that long ago.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A mod by
      HIDEOSLAV KOJIMOV

      Directed by
      HIDEOSLAV KOJIMOV

      On a side note, wouldn't it be funny if you had to go though a chokepoint on a map a bunch of times and every time you pass it, a group of annoying enemies that guards it respawns? Ha ha.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >On a side note, wouldn't it be funny if you had to go though a chokepoint on a map a bunch of times and every time you pass it, a group of annoying enemies that guards it respawns? Ha ha.
        Oh God.
        Where is it so I can ready myself?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chapter 5, I believe. Bring lots of buckshot.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Chapter 5, I believe.
            Oh shit how many chapters are there?

            As somebody who loves Tarkov and is somewhat ambivalent about STALKER and before one of you moronic gays start complaining about it calling me a zoomer I bought SOC in 2013 on the recommendation of this board well before Tarkov was even a twinkle in the eye of Nikita:
            Don't expect single player Tarkov. Don't even expect guntism, really. That's not what the original STALKER games were about. Tarkov obviously carries a lot of its DNA but STALKER is moreso about trying to replicate the truly bizarre, alien nature of the world of Roadside Picnic than a generic open world slavshit shooter like the mods have changed the perception of the games to be. Soak in the atmosphere, but don't expect /k/: the game 2008.

            >Hating AKs
            Tell me you are a homosexual without telling me you are a homosexual.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't matter to me, it's half way around the world

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i wish the zone was re-ACK!

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are some sovlful mods that don't turn the game into dayz/tarkov?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played stalker but loved Far Cry 2. Hear its the closest thing to it besides replaying, any truth to that?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      swap radiation for malaria and yeah

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of like Far Cry 2, but you don't need to change your weapon after every 1 or 2 missions at an armory and enemies can drop pretty usable guns at 70%-80% durability that don't jam, unless it's some low tier shit. Enemies are less frequent and don't respawn at some kind of checkpoints and the mutants are more than just a decoration like in FC2. It's more similar to Fallout 3/NV.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is stalker any good? I’ve recently been playing escape from Tarkov and wouldn’t mind Trying a single player version of it.

    is there any story about who you play as and how the journey starts and ends?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak slav jank, you'll either love it or hate it. There's a story but it's not important

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skip the originals, they're way too jank now. Get Stalker Anomaly and the Escape from Pripyat modpack.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        EFP looks more like Gamma. Does it have as much bloat and redundancy as it too?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even more but he said he likes EFT like I do so I bet he'll like it too.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is stalker any good
      you even asking that makes me a little bit mad.
      SoC and CoP are perfect and pure, lightning in a bottle and an essential part of both Tarkov's and Gankers history
      >is there any story about who you play as and how the journey starts and ends?
      Yes and it's actually good, I especially like it in CoP

      I know Ganker doesn't play games but go and play it immediately, I dont want to see your face in any threads til you're done

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes but it is very jank out of the box
      there's a mod chart in /sg/ that lists a few simple fixes/game merger mods so check that out
      personally I'd recommend playing it with something like AMK that de-uglies the guns and adds back cut content like mutants and blowouts

      >This mod is trash.
      Agreed. But I am starting to get into it in chapter 2 now that I can move around more.
      I get that it is supposed to be more about a story about an average stalker, but I stopped caring about that long ago.

      analmisery is not how you should play it first

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Skip the originals, they're way too jank now. Get Stalker Anomaly and the Escape from Pripyat modpack.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Don't play with any mods like those tards are suggesting. The jank is an essential part of the experience.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont bother with anomaly or any of that gamma shit, if you're attached to tarkov just play gunslinger for cop, it leaves the original RPG intact and just adds a load of models and animations lifted from tarkov

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cumslinger is garbage worse than vanilla.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      Play the originals as they are.
      Play mods after you beat SoC and CoP.
      Playing with mods the first time around is like skipping books in a series or episodes in a TV show.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vanilla games are thoroughly mediocre despite what morons in these threads will tell you to earn OG cred.
      SoC only becomes good with AMK or something based off of it, CoP is tolerable with SGM but really there isn't a mod to make it truly good. CS is not worth playing or discussing, modded or otherwise.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        consider suicide

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved play SoC and CoP vanilla, and I only started and finished those games last year. I've got it real bad for first person immersion in rpgs in general though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CS is not worth playing or discussing, modded or otherwise.
        this unironically

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OG cred
        You are a dumb fricking Black person

        Memories of the zone mod is the best way for a newcomer to experience stalker shadow of Chernobyl
        Clear sky and call of pripyat sucm

        You too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      As somebody who loves Tarkov and is somewhat ambivalent about STALKER and before one of you moronic gays start complaining about it calling me a zoomer I bought SOC in 2013 on the recommendation of this board well before Tarkov was even a twinkle in the eye of Nikita:
      Don't expect single player Tarkov. Don't even expect guntism, really. That's not what the original STALKER games were about. Tarkov obviously carries a lot of its DNA but STALKER is moreso about trying to replicate the truly bizarre, alien nature of the world of Roadside Picnic than a generic open world slavshit shooter like the mods have changed the perception of the games to be. Soak in the atmosphere, but don't expect /k/: the game 2008.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >image
        frick off /k/

        Russians are European

        you're right but so long as Putin reigns they'll be the terrible despotic oriental Other to Europe, never mind Europe's democratic credentials either today or yesterday

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >terrible despotic oriental Other to Europe
          le democracy in Europe is a fairly new thing and literally the entire continent banded together to restore the monarchy in France right after the revolution

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Chapter 5, I believe.
          Oh shit how many chapters are there?
          [...]
          >Hating AKs
          Tell me you are a homosexual without telling me you are a homosexual.

          Good advice but that image outs you as a turboBlack personhomosexual. Get your own opinions and stop watching feds with no soul or style.
          [...]
          >t. played call of chernobyl for a bit
          Good outlook on things, but you really ought to play SoC unmodded and read the stuff you find in the PDA. With that position, you'll find it really interesting.

          it's funny that you lot think I hate the AK
          I don't. I think it's a very cool symbol as being a mass produced workhorse of nations that were typically poorer and on the lower end of the pecking order. It's still a fine rifle, especially 5.45 AKs. But in a pure survival scenario where I can keep plentiful ammunition of whatever I want, I'd still rather take an AR, it keeps shit out better and it's a lot easier to modernise overall (not to mention lighter).

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good advice but that image outs you as a turboBlack personhomosexual. Get your own opinions and stop watching feds with no soul or style.

        I wish it wasn't. The zone doesn't lead to good things. Sure, men will go there to do good things but in the end, it never out-weighs the bad things done. Yes there are medical and scientific discoveries to be made but there's such a high price in misery and suffering to be paid.

        t. played call of chernobyl for a bit, realized it was just a cesspit of misery and hurtcore that i was subjecting myself to, and every npc in there, if they were real, were just hurting themselves in the end, that is if i hadn't killed them

        >t. played call of chernobyl for a bit
        Good outlook on things, but you really ought to play SoC unmodded and read the stuff you find in the PDA. With that position, you'll find it really interesting.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT ARE YOU A STATCHOO?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      HELLOG! WHAD BRINGS YOU DO OUR HUMBLE VESSEL? :DDD

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        here's to a steady hend!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sphill the bweens

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man the stalker general on /vg/ really ruined stalker discussion forever. There hasn't been a good thread since it was created.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically, everyone that has ever posted in that place should not br allowed to discuss stalker

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not just stalker, I stopped going there for other games as well. Once it gets taken over a certain type of posters its pretty much over.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      /vg/ ruined Ganker

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It spawned a lot of delusional contrarian morons that try to police discussion with the most anti-stalker fan opinions because the general is basically a safe haven for people that got thrown out of other gatherings for the fandom. I'm waiting for stalker 2 to release to start discussing the game again, because right now they make it impossible. Things are going to change big time when 2 comes out.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im sure discussing stalker 2 will be fine in the shazamtroony Gankertopia we currently live in, especially with the war

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm just waiting for new blood here so discussion isn't dominated by screaming about how gamma is literally Hitler and telling people to play outdated vatBlack person soup mods that add deathclaws to the game. Too many rotten apples now, have to throw away the whole basket.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            gamma is good but playing it first is crazy

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only mod that should be recommended for a beginner is ZRP. I see someone cry about gamma 5 times before it is even mentioned in every thread and then they start recommending some Russian roblox server tier shit. I am tired of this, every thread, it is boring. Throw out all these rotten posters so STALKER can live again. I want fresh meat, not schizophrenic russians who need to go back to dvach.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >one post shitting on gamma, billions must die

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gamma is shit, and no one is going to stop shitting on it, because its what it deserves.
                I see plenty of people doing their job taking a dump on it, and in the day I don't see it anymore, I will do it instead.
                Trust me, it will never get "better" for you.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro there's already people shitting themselves in anger that it's spelt Chornobyl.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I don't understand why they would move it to a new place.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a single general that isn't shit?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    watch out, watch out, watch out!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      blud think he the hunter from l4d

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it almost is

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never played this series so I got SoC and CoP really cheap last year. I didn't go in with any foreknowledge other than the game being a post-apocalyptic FPS. I didn't install any mods. I played SoC first and loved it. You don't need mods to play this series.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Memories of the zone mod is the best way for a newcomer to experience stalker shadow of Chernobyl
    Clear sky and call of pripyat sucm

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never finished SoC, but I have such fond memories that vanished with time. Wish I got the time to play CoP.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        CoP is like 12 hours long maybe

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good to know, but it's not the kind of game that I would like to rush through. I like the gameplay too much. I would rather save it for another time. Here's to hope. Thanks.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is the simple topic of mods causing such autsitic raging

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you misrepresenting the argument on purpose or are you just a moron?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is real anon. Try and go there and watch the military shoot at you. You even get executed for bringing back artifacts that don't pass the Geiger check.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Geiger check.
      I too love Scorn. Do I pass?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cloth and bolt
      Why not use a bolt and a long ass piece of string?
      I would be walking around everywhere spinning it around my head like a cowboy.
      I would be anomaly free for life!

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude le sovlfull slavshit
    Why amerimutts are like this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      slavs > bongs > shit > eurocucks

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russians have never made a good mod for stalker. Every mod worth playing is either European or American.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russians are European

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only good mods are Russian.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There is still no mod that would give NPCs complete freedom and motivation to earn money by collecting artifacts and body parts of mutants, exploring the zone, and not just shooting each other

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it wasn't. The zone doesn't lead to good things. Sure, men will go there to do good things but in the end, it never out-weighs the bad things done. Yes there are medical and scientific discoveries to be made but there's such a high price in misery and suffering to be paid.

    t. played call of chernobyl for a bit, realized it was just a cesspit of misery and hurtcore that i was subjecting myself to, and every NPC in there, if they were real, were just hurting themselves in the end, that is if i hadn't killed them

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    where does one install oblivion lost remake?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Up your butt and around the corner

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          UP YOUR BUTT
          AND
          AROUND
          THE
          CORNER

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You look like a good S.T.A.L.K.E.R.©

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate modBlack folk forcing their shit down newcomers' throats.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is with this modern trend where people are like
      >I wanna play the game you all like, but I don't want to have the same experience as you did. Thus not understanding why you like it
      It is so very weird. Like telling a first time Morrowind player to not pick the skills they are going to use and min-maxing

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have they confirmed/denied/esg'd over modding in Stolker 2?

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