I work out so I can cosplay muscular video game characters and have sex with cute girls I meet at cons.
I work out so I can cosplay muscular video game characters and have sex with cute girls I meet at cons.
I work out so I can cosplay muscular video game characters and have sex with cute girls I meet at cons.
I workout to stop the voices.
boo homie
I workout because it makes me feel strong and motivates me to do the other, more difficult things in life I want to avoid. I'm married and don't care about mires.
Oh yeah, well I workout for furry snatch. I love me a hairy pussy.
Please stop fricking dogs
i workout to fend off my impending heart failure.
>want to got to a con as a currently relevant character
>I'm still miles away from reaching his physique
>by the time I achieve his physique said character will have faded into irrelevancy
>mentally ill zoomer women won't recognize who I am and therefor won't want to frick me
The eternal struggle. I refuse to go to any con in costume until I actually have a good physique. I've seen countless fat, pudgy nerds who clearly think they're jacked walking around shirtless and the last thing I want is to end up like pic related.
just buy a muscle suit and enjoy living into your mid 30's because you don't take steroids?
Why would I do that (or take steroids) when I can simply work out naturally, improve the overall quality of my life, and maybe get some zoomer pussy on the side as a bonus?
>not bro don't lift or exercise just buy a muscle suit
I hate this fricking board
The mogger in that pic is literally one of the top open bodybuilders right now. He's been at the Olympia for a few years, including last year.
I don't strive to look like him, I should have been more clear. I want to avoid looking like the guy on the left.
Can you imagine what the guy on the left is thinking? He's looking himself in the mirror, all dressed up, thinking "yeah, this is going to be MY con, I rule" only to get there and be BRUTALLY mogged.
>When you spend all year preparing for this con as a hobby on the side and are met with one of the most jacked dudes in the world who happens to do it for a living.
Year ruined.
i read that he committed seppuku seconds after this photo was taken
You mean sudoku?
He's unironically too big to be Kratos
>Nu-GOW fans vs original trilogy fans
>Incel larp thread
You will never have sex
how many girls have you had sex with at cons while wearing a costume?
NTA but I lost my virginity to a girl I met at a con when I was 22. I wasn't wearing a costume, she was, but obviously she took the costume off before we had sex. She invited me back to her hotel room after we spent like 3 hours walking around. That said, it's pretty common to see women hitting on men who are dressed as their husbando or whatever. Admittedly 90% of them are disgusting, but occasionally you see the one good looking woman who's almost always surrounded by her friend group of gremlins. Lots of people have sex at cons, it's not a secret.
I used to be like you.
what costume was she wearing?
A costume of your mother
One of the original love live characters. I don't know the name, bluish hair.
I work out because people are nicer to me when I'm buff
when I was fat as a kid people were jerks but then as soon as I started lifting in highschool it was like night and day
i work out because I AM a muscular video game character, controlled by the simulation AI reliving history in an alternate timeline.
too bad in this parallel timeline im autistic and barely realize when girls are flirting with me, only days or even weeks later i remember an interaction i had and realize it. oh well i racked up a body count of 15 by the time i hit 20, so who gives a frick