I would be a lot happier as a person if you tard apologists would get some standards and let irreversibly shit franchises die out instead of propping ...

I would be a lot happier as a person if you tard apologists would get some standards and let irreversibly shit franchises die out instead of propping them up in some desperate attachment.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic the Hedgehog is pretty much the ultimately litmus test for posers.
    A phony will tell you sonic was never good.
    That every game is horrible and riddled with unavoidable game destroying bugs.
    Their opinion entirely being informed by memes of people that listened to IGN bruteforcing the narrative that Sonic was never good after '06's launch.
    Whereas people that actually play games, or sonic games know that the series is almost only ever at worst mediocre, and '06 is not the rule, but an exception.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Take meds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      06 isn't even the worst sonic game. it's not even the worst mainline sonic game. it's just the buggiest one that had the highest expectations prior to release. I'd play that shit a hundred times over before I booted up Heroes, Boom, Free Riders or any of the game gear games again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Heroes is better than 06 by a longshot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It absolutely isn't and I'm tired of pretending it is. And you know even if it was, at least you don't have to slog through the same dogshit campaign four times in 06 while suffering through one of the worst special stages in the franchise to fight the final boss.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >at least you don't have to slog through the same dogshit campaign four times in 06 while suffering through one of the worst special stages in the franchise to fight the final boss.
            Yeah, you have to slog through the entire game in 06

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >breezing through some of the easiest special stages in the franchise
            Fixed.
            Also, Lost Jungle stomps the frick out of any 06 level you can name.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It CAN be the worse game, because it is to me
        >I don't want FF in my Sonic
        >I don't care about shitty ulgy humans in my Sonic game
        >I don't care for other characters playing like they come from other video games in my Sonic game
        >I don't want my Sonic gampelay to play like ass
        >And I'm tired of the music carrying the game's "quality"

        I'd much rather play Heroes over 06 just because it's not as buggy, but it's also my ideal 3D Sonic experience despite the gameplay. It's the real classic Sonic in 3D transition I expected, but because the gameplay was ruined I can't really enjoy it.
        And now that I come to realize just why I don't like the Adventure gameplay is because it's based on the fundamentals 3D Mario introduced instead of using what classic Sonic actually did, I dislike the gameplay even more now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "real" sonic fans be like yeah actually Sonic and the Black Knight is actually way better than Sonic Colors

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for proving my point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Lost World and 4 that high on the list
          Try again

          Idk how to actually rank Sonic games, its such a polarizing series

          Shadow was surprisingly fun, only had a few missions I didn't like, Heroes was pretty fun too, but I hated trying to get the damn emeralds. It's been a while since I played Lost World and found it to be a decent Mario Stand In since Mario didn't really have a single player 3D platformer on the Wii U

          Adventure 1 and 2 were hit or miss for me with its missions and I prefer the 1st game even though I played the shitty steam port, yes I will mod it and playthrough it properly but I don't think that will change my rank for it

          I could never really get into classic sonic, he's always too close to the middle of the screen and I cant see whats coming, and they all control awkwardly, when I get to slow parts of the game I don't really want to keep playing and all of the boss fights have really awkward physics.

          Colors isn't as good as I remembered it

          I only played Shadow's story in 06, the game is absolute shit but I can't help but love the music and the ridiculously serious story

          I played the wii version of unleashed and its shit. Sonic and the Secret Rings was my first Sonic game and it was shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Now that's some good bait, I can't believe someone would be this moronic unironically.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This is honestly how I feel, I'll probably lower Shadow and heroes scores eventually because playing through them the first few times is still fun to get to the real final boss, but I doubt I'll ever get all 10 endings for shadow again or get all 4 endings in heroes along with the emeralds, and I might like Adventure 1 or 2 more if I play them again

              as for Lost World I haven't played it in years and it might not be as good as I thought

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't look at me man, I'm not the one buying them.

      Nah, I'd put Shadow, Unleashed, and Forces down there with 06.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Nah, I'd put Shadow, Unleashed, and Forces down there with 06.
        And you'd be wrong, and stupid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people only don't like sonic games because [schizo conspiracy theory]
      this is a new low

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's seen enough. Please leave.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played the originals and didn't like them.
      I really, really disliked the way physics worked when you were standing on slopes. Sonic always felt either too fast or too slow for comfortable platforming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Umironically the average Sonic game is better than the flavour of the month trash.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I see this is a thread for horny homosexuals to lust over Amy, my mistake.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I mistakenly posted the wrong pic and can't delete the thread now, sorry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They have more pee-pee touching potential than Sonic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, I'm also trans btw

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want you to be happy.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lost World and 4 that high on the list
      Try again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lost World isn't that bad and neither is 4 episode 2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        meant to reply to

        >Lost World and 4 that high on the list
        Try again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lost World that high
      The only good part of that game was the NiGHTS level and the final boss music. Also why is Unleashed on there twice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unleashed Wii is bad and Unleashed HD is a dumpster fire.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unleashed SD is horseshit, Unleashed HD is...fine but mostly for beast Sonic.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only wokeness can truly kill a franchise.

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