I used to watch a dark souls speedrunner on twitch in 2016/17 who had his own tiny stream/puddle with a community of 20-30 regular viewers. We'd have fun and laugh when he fricked up or when random shit happened, try to time playsounds with skips, add our own music to the playlist and talk about games.
It was comfy. Cozy atmosphere, and not the fake-positive kind.
I think about this video extremely often when I see a woman near me get up from her chair. I wonder if we could see things like particles floating in the air, could we glimpse the ass pheromones on that chair? Snorting that is probably natural for a man to enjoy. But they branded this man as a sexual deviant.
it's 1/1000000th of the pheromones you would get from facesitting so why not just ask a b***h to sit on your face instead of humiliating yourself on camera for thousands of people to see for years to come
>Hey man, I was a bit harsh on you and I apologize for it. It was cause I missed that one frame-perfect jump so I got frustrated and took it out on you. If you truly wanna do this whole speedrunning thing I could give you a feel pointers and help you out. Again, sorry and I hope no hard feelings.
Ending doesn't really work because Chibi spitefully did the jumping jacks bullshit. You can clearly tell he only did it to get back at dungeon man. You don't forgive someone who IMMEDIATELY seeks revenge after you correct them.
>talked shit about the GDQ organization, after the whole #metoo shit happened regarding women getting harassed at the events and different runners being sex pests >still allowed back running events backstage at AGDQ
>Chibi tried dropping a similar story regarding a runner that metoo'd him to gain clout >no one cared and he ended up excommunicating two life long friends instead
it's not fair, cibibros!
With this shitty hair and gay beard, getting fat was the best thing he did
He actually looks cool in that picture
As opposed to the Shaggy-looking motherfricker from over 10 years ago
nah, some troll got a hold of his old twitter ID and changed it to make people think he did
this is current caveman
>talked shit about the GDQ organization, after the whole #metoo shit happened regarding women getting harassed at the events and different runners being sex pests >still allowed back running events backstage at AGDQ
>Chibi tried dropping a similar story regarding a runner that metoo'd him to gain clout >no one cared and he ended up excommunicating two life long friends instead
it's not fair, cibibros!
Reminder that Chibi moved to Japan to escape his bad reputation in America and literally his first day there he was featured on a japanese game show where he spilled his spaghetti everywhere and showed his asscrack on live tv
Not sure if I'm understanding this correctly. >went to Japan because he's a weeb >overconfident in his ability to speak the language >chokes during a televised interview >gives up, speaks English >then the zipper and asscrack ending
Why was he being interviewed in the first place?
It was an xmas broadcast for the network and they were asking for interviews from people stepping off the plane. Chibi stood out because xmas is a day for couples in Japan and Chibi was alone. The rest you've summarized besides from having a panic attack during the interview.
That's why the whole Christmas Cake label exists there. It's for women who are viewed as undesirable because they're unable to find a partner for xmas.
Christmas cake means someone over 25, because Christmas is December 25th and nobody wants a Christmas cake on the 26th or after
3 months ago
Anonymous
I laugh at chibi but I'm a 34 year old virgin and he's actually had gfs and been laid. Holy shit I'm worse than chibi.
3 months ago
Anonymous
You, much like the speedrunners who need rules to ask someone to quiet down, probably just dont put effort into thinking and then talking to people.
Chibi has sex because he is manipulative, but he is never going to manipulate for good. Or you are probably just like chibi but more moronic
3 months ago
Anonymous
I have a great job and seemingly normal life but have a genuine phobia of approaching women. Im also not good looking enough for dating apps I'm a solid 4 even after getting a cut and in shape. I got tested for autism twice but they say nothings wrong I don't fricking get it. I'm worse than chibi somehow frick. I'll recluse in my apartment more to cope. How do you even meet people when you have no local friends in your 30s
>watch the Zero the Kamikaze Squirrel run that was after the Bubsy run >Chibi is still on the couch >devs are part of the run and explain shit/answer questions >the one question Chibi had was something they already explained like 2 minutes prior >they don't even answer him >runner has to explain it to him as he gradually gets more and more tilted by him
back then anyone could just sit on the couch pretty much. If you look at GDQ before 2014 people would just be hangin out on the couch for hours, the community was small so everyone knew each other anyway and the couch was essentially just the front row seat. Chibi was a big catalyst for changing from that vibe into "your couch is co-commentators invited on by the runner" that we have today. More recently you have to tell GDQ staff who's going to be on your couch a month ahead of time so they can get on the schedule and be vetted and shit
The guy wasn't part of the planned couch group, he self-invited his dumb ass despite not knowing much about the game being played, and then he proceeds to try and fill every minute with lame quips and not a single one lands. The speedrunner had enough spine to do what all the other conflict-averse participants were too nervous to do. It was very clear on the stream that nobody in the room was into his bullshit.
chibi was right here. guy is an adult and he paid his bills so he wasn't a leech. mom should've shut the frick up and let him play if he wanted. none of her business.
I hate that you can't talk about Tomba anymore because of this shit. Well, I won't kid myself, there was no reason before to ever talk about it anyway.
something something making a joke about Air Canada and GDQ staff didn't want to offend big brand because GDQ itself is more of a corporation than a speedruning event now
Apparently they were worried about a joke where they said to text something to Air Canada.
GDQ twitter went and reached out to Air Canada going "we're so sorry senpai, please forgive us" Air Canada replied "who the frick are you and what are you talking about"
>watching random speedrun streamer youtube randomly recommended >spends the whole time complaining about how much he hates the game and wants to stop playing it >loses 1 second, complains for 1 minute
Holy shit this is frustrating to watch, who does this shit to themselves
People who speedrun have autism.
People who watch speedruns are losers with autism.
People who comment on speedruns have autism.
People who work behind the scenes for speedrunners are losers with autism.
Doing speedruns? Absolute dogshit passtime. I did a few, not speedruns per se, but timed runs for cheevos and it sucked every time.
Watching speedruns however can be very fun.
Speedrun cringe and cheat videos are far superior to actual speedtroony videos >that time karl interviewed someone with actual skill in a real genre and couldn't comprehend it
What was that fricking game with the schizo playing that old sword and sorcery game that ends with bonking the princess on the head and taking her into a cave.
>cuts ties with Chibi for final time >gets dream job as a chef in a restaurant >visibly happier than ever in his videos >uploading content that he wants to make instead of pandering to his audience with rant videos
Big Al won.
Speedrunning is so boring to watch
No
Yes
I used to watch a dark souls speedrunner on twitch in 2016/17 who had his own tiny stream/puddle with a community of 20-30 regular viewers. We'd have fun and laugh when he fricked up or when random shit happened, try to time playsounds with skips, add our own music to the playlist and talk about games.
It was comfy. Cozy atmosphere, and not the fake-positive kind.
not really
Speedrunners streaming? Yes, I agree.
Certain runs are great and some games are really fun to watch, though.
It's full of estrogen'd out freaks and is always a stiff, uncomfortable and rather awkward environment. I truly never got the same hype you all did.
Halo speedruns are pretty fun to watch but I have some bias there
>I would really prefer if you sucked my wiener
Why did he do it bros?
Staged
He was reaching for a coke bottle behind his chair
>He was reaching for a coke bottle behind his chair
he unironically was the full video makes it obvious. one of the greatest disappointments tbqh
>premeditated coke placement in order to not implicated himself
many would do the same
(That he intentionally dropped)
Imagine the smell
honestly i would do this if i could get away with it, there are many girls who i'm curious about their ass-smell
>there are many girls
Anon, I...
how is Benjamin Franklin doing these days
I swear everytime I see the photo this grows a little
Are they doing headbinding now?
I seriously don't understand wanting to hang out with people as disgusting as yourself.
Yes, (girls)!
I want to imagine most of the people in this photo are nice guys but they all look so fricking deranged.
I can't help but wonder how many of them have -ACKe'd by now
I wouldn’t risk it, I did this in college once (Asian chick, the ass was fat) and it just smelled like a stupid chair.
both of these moments happened almost 10 years a go
so?
Villains whose motives are hard to find fault in and arguably better than the heros
who was the girl?
lol i remember spamming this when it first happened, had some good laughs. the dude had to come out on twitter and defend himself haha
I think about this video extremely often when I see a woman near me get up from her chair. I wonder if we could see things like particles floating in the air, could we glimpse the ass pheromones on that chair? Snorting that is probably natural for a man to enjoy. But they branded this man as a sexual deviant.
it's 1/1000000th of the pheromones you would get from facesitting so why not just ask a b***h to sit on your face instead of humiliating yourself on camera for thousands of people to see for years to come
Only way that dude is getting that girl to sit on his face is if he has her at knifepoint. He had to snort that ass gas in that split-second window.
God they’re so desperate
>reach down to grab your stuff
>get memed forever as a chair sniffing pervert
there but for the grace of god go I
Absolutely shameless.
I'd do much worse to her chair, cameras or not
Probably jerk off while licking it
He's got restraint
The boldness, the audacity. I wish I was brave enough to follow in his footsteps.
>intentionally wearing shirt with cleavage window
she was basically asking for dudes to creep on her
>Hey man, I was a bit harsh on you and I apologize for it. It was cause I missed that one frame-perfect jump so I got frustrated and took it out on you. If you truly wanna do this whole speedrunning thing I could give you a feel pointers and help you out. Again, sorry and I hope no hard feelings.
why would anyone be so courteous to chibi
wholesome
Ending doesn't really work because Chibi spitefully did the jumping jacks bullshit. You can clearly tell he only did it to get back at dungeon man. You don't forgive someone who IMMEDIATELY seeks revenge after you correct them.
>I would really prefer if I trooned out
Haha ye- uh what?
He showed up and gave an interview at GDQ last month and BTFO the troonposters.
>I would really prefer if you liked that jump
this clip is older than OP
MY NAME IS TOMBA THE MIGHTY
Errrr he doesn't talk, so there's no way he would ever say something like that...
>talked shit about the GDQ organization, after the whole #metoo shit happened regarding women getting harassed at the events and different runners being sex pests
>still allowed back running events backstage at AGDQ
>Chibi tried dropping a similar story regarding a runner that metoo'd him to gain clout
>no one cared and he ended up excommunicating two life long friends instead
it's not fair, cibibros!
damn he got fat
With this shitty hair and gay beard, getting fat was the best thing he did
He actually looks cool in that picture
As opposed to the Shaggy-looking motherfricker from over 10 years ago
it's a lot easier to get a haircut than to lose 80 lbs of lard
speaking from personal experience, anon? hehe
yes I shit 80 lbs every other morning believe me you do not want to go through that pain
not him
you can tell from the eyes that it's him
>SHUT THE FRICK UP YOU STUPID FRICKING homosexual ILL FRICKING KILL YOU IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FRICKING WORD
>can i read some donations?
wtf...
>Oh yeah? How about I do fricking jumping jacks over your commentary, what are you gonna do about it?
Caveman went into permanent hiding and quit streaming because he couldn't handle people talking about it.
didnt caveman troon out?
nah, some troll got a hold of his old twitter ID and changed it to make people think he did
this is current caveman
from like a month back during AGDQ 2024
It's really that hard to apologize and just move on huh
Reminder that Chibi moved to Japan to escape his bad reputation in America and literally his first day there he was featured on a japanese game show where he spilled his spaghetti everywhere and showed his asscrack on live tv
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He didn't move he went there to look for work instead of confirming employment before dumping 10k on a return trip
The weirdest part about speedrunning is joining a server for a new niche game and seeing guys like Trihex in there just chilling.
HOYPE
Chibi got humiliated on Japanese live tv with his fly open and looking like he fell head first into a barrel of grease. I don’t envy the guy
I love how there all just fat pasty white dudes. None of them pass at all.
>there
>pasty white
Black person
I love that Doc Louis motherfricker like you wouldn't believe.
I'm pretty sure he's autistic and he's got a bit of a heavy lisp, but he seems like a really cool dude
My heroes!
The handshake that cured racism
Gazillions of dollars have been spent to fight "muh racism" and these lads do it with a handshake
Dillon, you son of a b***h.
>That one gif where a troony was flashing his underwear into camera
Wish I could find this gross shit
No one cares about your gross fetish for trannies dude what the frick
I have the thread link still if you want to search the archives
Not sure if I'm understanding this correctly.
>went to Japan because he's a weeb
>overconfident in his ability to speak the language
>chokes during a televised interview
>gives up, speaks English
>then the zipper and asscrack ending
Why was he being interviewed in the first place?
It was an xmas broadcast for the network and they were asking for interviews from people stepping off the plane. Chibi stood out because xmas is a day for couples in Japan and Chibi was alone. The rest you've summarized besides from having a panic attack during the interview.
>xmas is a day for couples in Japan
Japan is brutal man
That's why the whole Christmas Cake label exists there. It's for women who are viewed as undesirable because they're unable to find a partner for xmas.
Christmas cake means someone over 25, because Christmas is December 25th and nobody wants a Christmas cake on the 26th or after
I laugh at chibi but I'm a 34 year old virgin and he's actually had gfs and been laid. Holy shit I'm worse than chibi.
You, much like the speedrunners who need rules to ask someone to quiet down, probably just dont put effort into thinking and then talking to people.
Chibi has sex because he is manipulative, but he is never going to manipulate for good. Or you are probably just like chibi but more moronic
I have a great job and seemingly normal life but have a genuine phobia of approaching women. Im also not good looking enough for dating apps I'm a solid 4 even after getting a cut and in shape. I got tested for autism twice but they say nothings wrong I don't fricking get it. I'm worse than chibi somehow frick. I'll recluse in my apartment more to cope. How do you even meet people when you have no local friends in your 30s
Anon no it's about their age being older than 25
Yes that's part of it but it applies to the date there. You're a loser if you're alone on xmas.
If only caveman didn’t lose
>watch the Zero the Kamikaze Squirrel run that was after the Bubsy run
>Chibi is still on the couch
>devs are part of the run and explain shit/answer questions
>the one question Chibi had was something they already explained like 2 minutes prior
>they don't even answer him
>runner has to explain it to him as he gradually gets more and more tilted by him
He invited himself onto the couch too. Why did he fricking do it
It was his birthday or something so he felt entitled to the attention, which just makes it funnier.
>Why did he fricking do it
he had autism and it was his birthday
pretty much only the Spyro race went good for him, where he got to do commentary as someone invited on the couch
and that's cause both the runners were on the couch/chair next to him when Caveman told him off and felt sorry for him, since it was his birthday.
back then anyone could just sit on the couch pretty much. If you look at GDQ before 2014 people would just be hangin out on the couch for hours, the community was small so everyone knew each other anyway and the couch was essentially just the front row seat. Chibi was a big catalyst for changing from that vibe into "your couch is co-commentators invited on by the runner" that we have today. More recently you have to tell GDQ staff who's going to be on your couch a month ahead of time so they can get on the schedule and be vetted and shit
It's so void of soul jesus christ
people just had to say "no, you can't sit on my couch, I have an important run to complete" How hard is that?
Caveman deserved all that
why is every speedrunner mentally ill
Because you need to be mentally ill to play the same video game a million times?
that's like asking why every writer is an alcoholic, comes with the territory
Inviting Chibi was a mistake that ruined GDQ forever
Why do so many trannies look more masculine than the average chud?
no
israelite. Go ahead. Report me predditor.
sorry for hurting your feelings homosexual
All these years I thought Chibi's only notable moments were this, him getting yelled at by his mom on stream, and "I LIKE THAT JUMP".
Found out recently that hes pretty much been doing dumb shit like this for the past like 12 years
nah he's got quite a few
This homie even had his own chuunibyou phase
that's not him
That's him from 2009, moron
He even had this shit on his channel but deleted it
The guy wasn't part of the planned couch group, he self-invited his dumb ass despite not knowing much about the game being played, and then he proceeds to try and fill every minute with lame quips and not a single one lands. The speedrunner had enough spine to do what all the other conflict-averse participants were too nervous to do. It was very clear on the stream that nobody in the room was into his bullshit.
sad
chibi was right here. guy is an adult and he paid his bills so he wasn't a leech. mom should've shut the frick up and let him play if he wanted. none of her business.
unless his I LIKE THAT JUMP autistic sperging was keeping her up i agree but then she could have just asked him to quiet up
rocko run was better
I hate that you can't talk about Tomba anymore because of this shit. Well, I won't kid myself, there was no reason before to ever talk about it anyway.
I only watch speedrunners for the cringe, I don't give a frick about the games
this video is what made me try out Rayman games. i figured they had to be so good youd yell at your mom for interrupting you
chibi still hasn't recovered from this moment
still unmatched
gdq had already been declining at this point but it was truly the last high it ever hit. where did it all go so wrong?
>literally banned for having too much fun
makes me lol lmao every time
He got banned for this? Why?
something something making a joke about Air Canada and GDQ staff didn't want to offend big brand because GDQ itself is more of a corporation than a speedruning event now
Apparently they were worried about a joke where they said to text something to Air Canada.
GDQ twitter went and reached out to Air Canada going "we're so sorry senpai, please forgive us"
Air Canada replied "who the frick are you and what are you talking about"
Jesus christ and I thought fighting games were the peak of corporate wienersucking
>watching random speedrun streamer youtube randomly recommended
>spends the whole time complaining about how much he hates the game and wants to stop playing it
>loses 1 second, complains for 1 minute
Holy shit this is frustrating to watch, who does this shit to themselves
We posting best GDQ runs?
Who fricking cares about muh runs
post cringe, the actual fun stuff
Well start posting selfies then what are you waiting for
Nothing will evee top CGN making F-Zero GX Very Hard mode his b***h in front of a live studio audience for over 30 minutes.
GDQ peak was 2013
But even I can't deny how great that run was
THEY ARENT APPLES
THEY ARE WUMPA FRUIT
Bros...
someone probably took his name like what happened with twitter
SPOILER ALERT: the guy playing the game is also trans now
People who speedrun have autism.
People who watch speedruns are losers with autism.
People who comment on speedruns have autism.
People who work behind the scenes for speedrunners are losers with autism.
was GDQ always this cringe? I remember finding out about it in like 2013 and thinking it was kinda neat but i haven't watched since then
I never understand how people get enjoyment out of doing speedruns
Doing speedruns? Absolute dogshit passtime. I did a few, not speedruns per se, but timed runs for cheevos and it sucked every time.
Watching speedruns however can be very fun.
Speedrun cringe and cheat videos are far superior to actual speedtroony videos
>that time karl interviewed someone with actual skill in a real genre and couldn't comprehend it
What was that fricking game with the schizo playing that old sword and sorcery game that ends with bonking the princess on the head and taking her into a cave.
The ACTUAL peak GDQ run
Hell, it's THE peak speedrun out of every event
I hate Black folk
didnt chibi get caught cheating? how is this guy allowed anywhere
yeah why is he not in prison?
>cuts ties with Chibi for final time
>gets dream job as a chef in a restaurant
>visibly happier than ever in his videos
>uploading content that he wants to make instead of pandering to his audience with rant videos
Big Al won.