>I would've rather spend the rest of my days in a hospital bed as a limbless amputee instead of becoming this super cool robocop

>I would've rather spend the rest of my days in a hospital bed as a limbless amputee instead of becoming this super cool robocop

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is right though. He never did in fact ask to be turned into a super cool robocop.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play mankind divided

    its cool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dishonored 1/2 is far superior to HR/MD

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 is meh, 2 is really good Thief game if you set it up right. Neither really is Deus Ex though. MD is probably the best Deus Ex in terms of mechanics and level design.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's always the thief obsessed homosexuals with the most moronic opinions.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            thief is the best, simple-as

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prey is the best Deus Ex game since the original

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 is meh, 2 is really good Thief game if you set it up right. Neither really is Deus Ex though. MD is probably the best Deus Ex in terms of mechanics and level design.

        Dishonored 2 is absolute garbage that killed the universe

        jensen's VA said he wasn't involved with the cancelled game

        Jensen's VA somehow believes voice acting in a game happens in the first year of production

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Play MD
      >Someone tells me it ends in cliffhanger after a couple of hours
      >Drop the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you do all the side content and DLC it's just as long as HR was.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I finished HR as stealthy-pacifist boy still mad you could not get around bosses, did director's cut fix that? so this padded game length for me. I don't have the patience for that anymore so I went guns blazing in MD, you get through game much faster when you aren't crawling through the vents. I played maybe 8 hours in total of that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Director's cut indeed fixed that but they still aren't great boss fights.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You still have to fight but there's some turrets and other gimmicks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game is excellent, a lot better than Human Revolution.
        It doesn't have James Bond globetrotting or a conclusive plot arc but it's excellent none the same.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe I should try playing it again and THEN after I finish it I'll get mad no sequel will ever come out. Sounds like a great plan.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The prison DLC ends the game on a satisfying enough note.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If I didn't like HR's dlc what are the odds I'll like MK's dlc you think? Never bothered with it since I found hr's dlc to be a overly long slog that totally fricked up the pacing of the main game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      flattened

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not what he meant moron, he also has a line "I made the mistake of surviving" later in the game.
    He means that he rather would have died.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is very emo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So were the people they sold this game to (me as a teenager)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You try jerking off with cold metal fingers for the rest of your life.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does Adam even have a functioning wiener and balls anymore?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just use a fleshlight homie. Wait, does Adam even still have his dick?

            He talks to several female characters so probably.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just use a fleshlight homie. Wait, does Adam even still have his dick?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He would be way more angstier if he had no wiener.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro his robot wiener jacks itself off.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hugh Darrow activates the signal to make everyones robowieners start jacking them off at once, incapacitating millions

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino filters another pleb
    We cannot stop winning deuschads

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam wasn’t supposed to be so heavily modified. He just needed a few limb and organ replacements and he would’ve been fine. What fricks him up is how they tore out shit that was still working perfectly fine, because his boss saw him as the perfect opportunity to test their dangerous and experimental shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s actually worse than that. According to the LIMB Clinic, Adam only needed one new arm, and some replacement organs.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did the canadians mean by this

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cancels the third game
    >we will never see the finale of Jensen's story
    Embracer robbed us...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      jensen's VA said he wasn't involved with the cancelled game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care, I want to be mad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was probably a dx1 remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They killed deus ex, timesplitters 4 & a legacy of kain remaster. I hope the swede who owns embracer dies horribly.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are you quoting? He never said that

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i rather have my brain conected into a virtual medieval world, i dont want to live this reality anymore.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >filters millions of secondaries

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So that's where we are, is it? Time for contrarians to pretend to like some shitty mobile game for brownie points on an anonymous textile appreciation forum?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's been almost 10 years since MD came out.
        Times are desperate.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shitty mobile game
        it was a full on FPS, my guy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't disprove my point. It's still a mobile game, moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anonymous textile appreciation forum?
        OMFG I GET IT I GET IT! IT'S LE FUNNY WAY OF SAYING Ganker! OMG I FINALLY LE GET IT! I GET THAT REFERENCE!
        TAKE
        MY
        LE
        FR*CKIN
        UPDOODERINOS
        NOW!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          t.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    at this point only one man can save the franchise

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah about that...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what if we just... don't buy Embracer for 2 billies, let the company go to complete shit instead and then pick them up for pennies in a couple years?
        >Mashallah you are genius!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This but
          >*sees saints row reboot*
          >*sees them drop 1.3 billion on gearbox & promote randy pitchford within embracer*
          >oh these guys are moronic
          then "what if we just..."
          I hope this actually happens, honestly it probably will given how moronic they are. They spent all that money on studios without signing anything then when it fell through were like "shit we gotta recoup the 2 billion we spent" which is why they're canceling everything right now. That's a profound level of moronation.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play the game before talking about it maybe.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Informed consent

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