>Ice gym leader. >"This battle's really cooling up!"

>Ice gym leader
>"This battle's really cooling up!"
They need to stop doing this shit.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wieners
    Gaysex
    Pokémon

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dragon type gym leader
    >"Uh-oh! I'm almost out of dragons!"
    Frick Game Freak

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      type gym leader
      >>"This battle is really DragINGon"

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sandwich-Stacker Ally
    >Well, this is looking a little rough. Shellder, let's serve up a helping of defeat—on the half shell!
    >Trying to drop rocks on folks is dangerous! Let's give this thing a good taste of defeat!
    >Doesn't matter how big an opponent is! Victory's gonna taste so good seasoned by my Toedscool!
    >I'm gonna use the Scovillain I caught nearby to seize a real spicy victory. This is gonna burn!
    >This food chain's got me pretty fascinated... I'm gonna dig in and make a meal of this battle!
    Someone stuff him in a sandwich so I no longer have to read this shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to stuff his sandwich if you know what I mean

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations, your sandwich dialog is already far better than his.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He can make as many food puns as he wants while I stuff his tasty buns with deli meat and mayo <3

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stuff his upper cheeks before you stuff his lower cheeks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Food-type when?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Silly anon, Fairy type is already a thing. He doesn't have on his team though.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fire gym leader
    >"I'm really getting heated!"
    Really, Gamefreak?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These lines typically read better in nip.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >アイスジムのリーダー
      >「ディス・バトルス・リアリー・クールアップ!」
      デイ・ニード・トゥ・ストップ・ドゥ・ディス・シット

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sugoi!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kurappu kurappu kurappu

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember he explicitely said "wieners, Gaysex, Pokémon."

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fire type leader
    >Let's get this battle cooking and sizzling!

    Frick off, I don't need YOU to remind me that you are a fricking fire type user.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was disappointed with what a non character he was.
    >I used to ski.
    >...
    >That's it, you can go now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even really like the guy, but Grusha's way more than that in his dialogue. Going into external stuff he's probably one of the most fleshed out gym leaders in the series (for as little as that's worth) with the article in the academy, the npc trainer that talks about his past outside of Montenevera. If you couldn't pick up on any of it that's really a (You) problem.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reiteration is not depth.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The frick does reiteration have to do with it? What makes him marginally more interesting than most other gym leaders is his attitude in relation to his backstory, not just the backstory itself. He's a bitter frick who hates the cold but stays in the mountain for the sake of his position and a longing for what he once had (even if he doesn't end up admitting it until his BB League Club event where he ends up shredding down a mountain in the Polar Biome for old time's sake). If he was like almost every other gym leader in the series he would just be like "oh well I had an accident and I had to stop skiing but I'm doing great now thanks for asking!!!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(Insert one character-defining line here.)
      >...
      >That's it, you can go now.
      That's almost every boss in this series.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It went over your head bro

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bug-type gym leader
    >"Uh oh! I'm bugging out!"

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Flying-type Larry
    >At the risk of messing up my suit a bit...it's time to get some wind at our backs... I don't get paid enough on League salary for this.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Psychic gym leader
    >"You will die on July 3rd, 2062 at 8:49 PM"
    A little on the nose, don't you think, GF?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Electric type gym leader
    >"Geez, this result is quite shocking"
    I want my money back

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ice gym leader
    >NOOOOO! THE AC IS TOO COLD!!!!

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Feet gym leader
    >"FEEEEEEEEET!!!"
    Really?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Water-type gym leader
    >Oh my, I'm so wet right now~! We need to do something about that...

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grass type leader
    >it's time for you to GROW home

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marowak trainer
    >I've got a bone to pick with you

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Rock Type Gym Leader

    > Battling you is making me rock hard!
    > I can feel your strength in my stones!
    > I'm going to pound you in the bedrock!
    > You really rocked me, now I have sediment all over my face!
    > Talk about rock bottom, you really dug deep into me!
    > I'm a gay rock type gym leader using sexual innuendo on minors, I can't be much boulder.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ghost-type gym leader
    >"This battle's really becoming ghostly!"
    Seriously, fire these hack writers

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dark type gym leader
    >"We were kings and such"

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fairy-type gym leader
    >Sends out Galarian Ponyta and Rapidash
    >Hey kid, ever get your dick sucked by a horse?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fairy-type gym leader
    >It's FAIRY nice to meet you!

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