If a Japanese game looked like this, you would all praise it

If a Japanese game looked like this, you would all praise it

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what are the final fantasy remasters

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ron really is just salty about Monkey Island and fricking it on purpose, right?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that really what the new Monkey Island looks like?
    Please say it's fan art

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, it's the real and it's apeing fanart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      even worse, it's also animated in that turboshitty lazy cutout/puppet style

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would be a lot less critical if it were an original game and not by an industry veteran and published by motherfricking DISNEY

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A Japanese game would never look like this period.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ghost Trick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not even fricking remotely

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How fricking blind are you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In what way does this resemble fully animated 3D models pre-rendered into sprites? Do you have eyeballs? Are you using a screen reader to browse this website, blindanon?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not even fricking remotely

          How fricking blind are you?

          It's a shit Tumblr artstyle in a mobile-tier game. If a Western indie studio made the exact same game, it would be called numale and onions on here

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What's Tumblr about it? Where are the big pink noses? Where are the sausage limbs?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That does not answer my question: in what way does fully animated 3D models pre-rendered into sprites resemble Return to Monkey Island? Also, how do you afford all the "computer accessibility" peripherals and software you require? Do you have the support of a visual impairment charity? How did you get in contact with them? It would help my thesis.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did we fall from grace so fast?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet there's a video essay with "Monkey Island had a...rough transition to the 3D era".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was a 3D monkey Island?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          4 and 5, both looked like shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i hated when it went 3d
        just like almost every franchise that went 2d>3d . they all got ruined

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Curse was already a fall from grace

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't mind right if it was a Saturday Morning cartoon made by DiC or something.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much yea, Ganker love ugly art style when Capcom does it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tumblrnose

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you guys, I like it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its like the globohomosexual art style.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldn't but whatever makes you shitpost harder OP

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker praises this globohomosexual art just because it's Japanese

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > guys why do you like this shit then?
      > shows art most people have never seen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        weebBlack folk pretend it's good whenever I post it in a shit box art thread

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >crapcum blind fanboys pretend its good
          is your first year on Ganker?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            obsessed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no line art means its globohomo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not that anon but-
        >it's bad so it's calarts
        it can go any fricking way, and it has. Although, I don't think you can call this 'inoffensive' or 'twitter safe' kek.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is the first time in my life i've seen that cover
      and i remember i was already downloading covers by re3 release

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BECAUSE THAT'S THE COVER ART.
      THE GAME HAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ARTSTYLE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he says as posted the one of 2 JAPAN-only cover of zero/alpha 3
      >When the Zangief with Ryu cover of the ps1, dreamcase and GBA has this cover worldwide

      Congrats, on being a disingenuous frick.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd fug left, does this make me a woman?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well duh

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the art appeals to its core audience
    looks exactly like the cover of a young adult novel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you post an example? I've never seen this art style on a book before.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looking past the artstyle, the animations just look lifeless and they've historically been the great part of MI.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The animations are Flash-tier. It's literally motion tweens trying to hide that each animation is only 2 drawings.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was excited for this at first but then I remembered the boomers who make adventure games can only live in the past and used weaponised nostalgia to beg for kickstarter gibs.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One example please.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese games are not allowed to look like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not two white lines over the rim of the tip the nose

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When japs do abstract art styles they at least make sure it isn't ugly

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one wanted to believe that the new MI will look like pic related. It's allegedly Ron Gilbert's "favorite fan art" of Guybrush.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can anyone say this is a good progress?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a soft spot for late 90's/early 2000s animation so I like 4, I know a lot of people hate it.

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