>if Gale turns into a mind flayer to destroy the brain she reverts the ceremorphosis

>if Gale turns into a mind flayer to destroy the brain she reverts the ceremorphosis
>if anyone else turns into a flayer she doesn't give a frick nor offers any help
prostitute.

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending was pretty clumsily written in general. For the whole game everyone's trying to cure themselves from becoming a mindflayer but in the end a lot of the characters are completely fine with becoming a braineating tentacle monster. It's pretty weird.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is an ending possible where you side with Orpheus and nobody becomes a squid. Gale blows himself up and skips the entire final fight. His soul goes to Mystra, all team members are cured.
      >but detonating in act 2 does not kill the tadpoles
      Diring act 3 the Elder Brain has absorbed the crown and evolved into a Netherbrain. It was also not being controlled by the Dead Three's champions, so it's connection with illithids was much fuller and it's death... deadlier to the tadpoles.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For the whole game everyone's trying to cure themselves from becoming a mindflayer
      The annoying part for me was how impossible it was to cure the condition
      >priests and druids
      >ah sorry my dude it's beyond my magic skill to fix you
      >doctors
      >no I can't operate that bug out of your head
      >Elminster himself
      >that tadpole is protected by super duper magic and I'm just a 20th level wizard sorry
      >the gods of the setting
      >we don't care lol
      >killing yourself to kill the tadpole and using resurrection magic to come back
      >the thing is back alive with you
      >your companions can't pick it out of your corpse even though it works on NPCs
      ok frick me I guess

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Originally we should've been able to get rid of the bug like 1/2 or 2/3 into the game but then rewrites happened and we got this moronic shit instead.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it was fine during act 1 since it motivated the player and all characters to look for a solution but removing the parasite should have become a real option during act 2 or 3 since by then you already have a bigger evil to fight against and don't need the tadpole as your sole drive for adventure anymore

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Aeris dying and you not being able to revive her with a phoenix down is okay because it's featured in a Japanese game, right?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No that was a bit silly but at least it only contradicted a single game mechanic, it's the equivalent of not being able to the suicide-revive trick I outlined because that's a purely mechanical solution to the problem
          BG3 is worse because it also locks you out of any and all story driven solutions to the issue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy here we go again with arm chair criticism about writing quality of a game with a lot of story.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Larian
        >writing quality

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >god cares about her chosen
    >god doesnt care about random guy
    No way!

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mystra is a well know prostitute goddess

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's because illithids don't have a dick

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raphael ending spoilers

    Frick Raphael in the deal we made he promised to stay away my plane of existence then in the end he gets all wienery and says he'll come knocking on our door soon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You trusted a cambion? You know they aren't even true devils, right? You're not a fricking moron, are you?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I expected it to backfire on me but not just "hehehe i lied even though it was on the contract"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only way to deal with devils is killing the bastards and gloating over their dead bodies. In fact that fight was missing a final cutscene of him dying miserably and realizing who killed him. A worm infected adventurer lmao.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Felt pretty off that he just dies and that's that

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, the lore around the goddess of magic is one of the things I hate the most about the Forgotten Realms. She's a Mary Sue. I really dislike it when mortals are risen to the ranks of gods. It's almost never earned. Only good lore was when she was b***h slapped to death.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Ironically, the only mortal who actually deserved godhood based on their dedication and efficacy was Karsus.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that the guy who was an adventurer buddy of Cyric deserved it. Don't remember what was his name, but I think Cyric murdered him in the books.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how battlemaster's disarm makes myrkul's spooky skelington weak as frick.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is bg3 canonically after nwn2/motb? at which point your old PC is now myrkul because he ate him or something?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WotC already retconned all the old Three Shitters lore.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gale is the Chosen of Mystra, so Ao will overlook his god tilting the scale for him.
    Basically Ao has some really fickle takes on just what constitutes gods interfering with mortals.
    Also Gale just blows his ass up to deal with what is a massive headache even for the gods, so Ao is probably more like Lmao in this case. Even after demoting the Dumbass Three they still manage to just keep making trouble.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the Dead Three somehow return, what do you think their next awful idea will be?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It will be something along the lines of deliberately empowering their mortal enemies in some 12d chess scheme that predictably backfires.
        It's the only way to one up eradicating the souls of potential worshippers while doing practically nothing to promote their own worship

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you can turn just about anybody including Karlach who's on a countdown to death anyway

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol meant this for

            Wait, that's a thing? Frick me now I gotta bring Gale on my githyanki romancing Lae'zel run so I can keep Orpheus from turning into a mindflayer, thanks anon.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she shilled up as the hottest thing in existence when she's just average looking and somewhat of a butthole?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, that's a thing? Frick me now I gotta bring Gale on my githyanki romancing Lae'zel run so I can keep Orpheus from turning into a mindflayer, thanks anon.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *