If I had known how utterly obnoxious and annoying this shit character was going to be, I would have beheaded her.
I can't think of any character in vidya who is worse, unless they were specifically written to be intolerable as a joke.
If I had known how utterly obnoxious and annoying this shit character was going to be, I would have beheaded her.
She's a QT
So can you have a harem of Shadowheart, Karlach, and Laezel or not? I keep seeing conflicting posts saying they are or aren't okay with sharing.
Sort of till things get more serious, and order matters. Shadowheart won't open up till you get to the end of the Act 1 if you start with Lae'Zel or Karlach.
Karlach kills you if you are unfaithful to her.
I wish but no she doesn't
another reason Karlach is best girl
but in this clip she literally she doesn't mind sharing
Doesn't mind due to her touch still being lethal, it's a compromise
>sideshave
You already had a huge red flag right there.
She was better in the prerelease but the soi-filled homosexuals on r*ddit kept screaming about wanting a buff man to frick them instead. They specifically made her uglier and more r*dditarded, she was made based on feedback from r*ddit simps.
>playing as the troony race
Drows have bar none most reactivity in the game
It's DnD, they're all shit races.
>to be or not to be. That is the question.
Alas, wicked Karlach! I knew her, Horatio: a troon
of infinite cringe, of most deplorable fancy: she hath
annoyed the frick out of me thousand times; and now,
how grandiose in my imagination it is! my gorge perks at
it. Here hung those rancid lips that I have spew bile I know
not how oft. Where be your "fricks" now? your"aces"?
your childish tantrums? your flashes of impertinence,
that were wont to set the party into malaise? Not one
now, to mock your own demise? quite chap-fallen?
frick karlach, frick frog, frick shadowcute, i do it for she
Based man of taste.
Made for big horc wiener.
>Better penises
VGH, finally!
She's pretty weak for a level 6.
Someone said you can get Minthara but also side with the Druids. That true?
No, minthara is exclusive to destroying the grove. The trade-off in companions (you lose Wyll, Halsin, and Karlach, non-negotiable) isn't really worth it unless you frick with hirelings or just dislike those characters and prefer Minthara (like me)
>you lose Karlach
Really? Wyll and Halsin I get, but why Karlach?
I've only done the good side of the goblins vs druids conflict so far.
>Why does the good aligned character get mad if you are evil
I wonder
What if you recruit Karlach after everything?
I have no idea, I'll try that on my dark urge playthrough if my urge to behead her doesn't sound more interesting in context
Yeah, but does she hear about it? She isn't involved with the druid grove until her personal quest starts.
>Is a CHA-based class
>Has no charisma
Pottery
Karlach is a goody-two-shoes, plus you are kind of massacring her people. Makes sense that she'd have strong feelings about the oppression of the weak given her backstory tbh
You could also just ignore that conflict and get minthara in act 2.
also funny when you are a paladin and your order gets mad at you for being evil
Yeah, my dark urge will probably be oathbreaker but I'm not sure what the unique abilities of it are
Based drussy enjoyers.
Nice necrosis, has Lloth banned leg day?
Spider-worshiper been skipping leg day.
He won't need legs when he gets turned into a drider.
Furtive Pygmy sighting [RARE]
>FRICK FRICK FRICK SHIT in nearly every other sentence
>Immediately everyone loves her "wow she is so powerful, she is the best!"
>The goodest of good out of all of the characters.
>"UURGGHH I CAN'T TOUCH ANYONE WITH THIS HEAT! IT'S MAKING ME SO PENTT UUPPP!!"
I went in this game with the expectations of romancing Karlach and she became the most annoying companion. You can almost smell the fat and fat sweat permeating out of the tumblrina that created and wrote the dialogue for her OC donutsteel character.
>yes sweetie
>uh huh
>yeah totally
>mhmm
>*creampies pussy*
How is this any different to real life? Women are annoying, you humour them because they're hot. I simply do it for that red hot tiefling puss.
>one of these CRPGs finally gives you a proper tomboyish romanceable companion
>she's an ugly literal monster with a horrifically scared body with feminist danger hair
Being a tomboygay really is a curse. I wouldn't even wish it on my worst enemy at this point.
>ugly
She's pretty though, scars aside
>proper tomboyish
If this is what "proper tomboyish" is, then it's a shit fetish for absolute homosexuals who want to frick a big swearing masculine man.
Absolutely disgusting.
best part about her was being able to kill her without breaking my paladin oath
Spoken like a true homosexual that didn't play the game
NOW SHUT THE FRICK UP Black person
I know that one moron constantly avatargayging with those pics is annoying but that doesn't mean everyone who posts them is him
You realize that Larian made a full collection of reaction images, right?
For example, Wyll is confirmed to be a dickyseur
>no ne uses the Black person
lmao
>all different filenames
HURRRR
i cut her head off because she looks like a dyke. the level of freedom in the game is pretty great. most games these days would find a way to stop me from killing every homosexual i find.
>game lets you kill children, albeit not directly
Seeing Arabella die from the snake and coming across the tiefling children massacre while a goblin comments on how weak tiefling children are was kind of surprising.
I took that path too and was equally as shocked that they actually went through with it. You could even loot their corpses.
You can kill gobbo children without any repercussions even as an Oath of Devotion Paladin.
There's a Tiefling kid a bit past the grove who just gets obliterated by some harpies hanging around
It's tempting to do the tiefling genocide just because of Mol I can't believe gays on reddit defend her
>most games these days would find a way to stop me from killing every homosexual i find.
Name a single game which allows you to kill anyone you want, except homos.
i said would, anon. implying if a game lets you kill anyone you want that these days most developers would find a way to stop you from enacting hate crimes against homosexuals, Black folk, and trannies.
please use your reading comprehension next time sweaty.
Except there are multiple games which let you kill pretty much any characters though. So again, I ask you, which ones are there that don't let you kill homos?
>continues to lack reading comprehension
i can't talk to you if you pretend to be moronic, you know?
Not that guy but if your response to your argument being challenged is to be an evasive little b***h, it makes you look weak
Are you dumb? You literally said "these days". I'm talking about games "these days". Theres multiple games that have been developed over the last 5 years that let you kill anyone, and I asked you to name one which prevents you from killing homos, as if you think BG3 is special in that regard for allowing you to do it.
Nta, but I think rdr2 prevented you from killing certain npc's if I remember correctly. I think it was feminists, not homos though.
Nah, you could kill them. There was an old bag shouting feminist garbage that got a lot of attention because there were tons of videos of people finding unique ways to off her.
You can kill nearly everyone and everything in Caves of Qud except this pink haired furry that is very clearly someone's self insert
To be fair that game is made by raging homos and trannies, among other weirdos. Their discord server is a fricking sight to behold
Worse than the Rain World server?
She's basically a big dog, cat people can never understand.
Can you kill companions in this game at any point you want if they rub you the wrong way and do the others react to it? I would like to play as the evil villain who instill fears on his henchmen by random bursts of violence.
Not only can you kill your companions you can also lie to your other companions about them getting killed by someone/something else. You can also revive them and gaslight them into thinking you didn't kill them.
I think she's okay but the ending for her quest is literally moronic. Only way to keep her alive is to send her back into literal slavery alone or with Wyll, or you make her turn into a mind flayer. Dev confirmed there's no way to ultimately fix her engine
You should behead yourself for making such a poor video game purchase.
OP here. I pirated it.
You moronic hillbilly, you think I'd actually BUY this knowing it's from Larian?
I'm glad all the cretins are being filtered by Karl
She sleeps with a teddy bear, it's hard to dislike her.
How do I make Shadowheart stop flirting with her?
Can you get cucked in this game?
No, having a one night stand with the frog and her sleeping with someone else isn't cucking.
no
Sidecut should have been a giveaway
Romancing her on my monk was a mistake, she kinda gets on my nerves now by acting like a typical tabletop player. Shoulda gone for Lae'zel or Shadowheart
Lae'zel is kino. Shart is a wet noodle.
The Gith is garbage, no amount of Ganker contrarianism is going to change that
You are garbage.
I like shadowheart when she gets her makeover in act 2/3 but Lae'zel's arc on a good/neutral run is really well done and makes me like her character immensely
Jesus, what kinda people have you been playing with?
I ran Curse of Strahd for some of my old WoW guildies that I used to stay in contact with and all of their characters were le epic hero of legend despite being level 3, two of the players tried to frick every NPC including goddamn Baba Lysaga, the RP was Whedon-tier "Uhh, so that just happened." Truly a miserable experience
>Shadowheart gets a hotter hairstyle in act 2
>No one mentioned this before I turned her down
Frick you guys
In multiplayer does it tell the other players that you went Dark Urge?
Can you just pretend you're normal until you nuke an entire playthrough?
I'm playing with a group of all-female companions, but I got peer-pressured into letting a couple male characters into camp. I've heard that the game won't let you romance multiple characters at the same time, and I've also heard that the characters you don't get together with may hook up with each other. What do I do to prevent seeing my female teammates fricking the male squatters?
You trannies truly are mentally ill
I had no problem seeing Garrus hook up with Tali. But the thought of Wyll or Gale fricking Karlach makes me sick.
>Wyll fricking Karlach
Now I hope that happens. It would be funny as frick to see Wyll taking the very person he tried to kill as his girlfriend.
Congratulations OP, you've finally realized that every companion in BG3 is just "that guy" characters that get kicked out of the group for ruining the game and that everyone who loves them are also the people that ruin games and kill tables.
Lae'zel is not so bad.
But Gale, Astarion, Shadowheart and Karlach are fricking terrible.
Wyll is the type of character someone comes up with when they are told their white human male fighter is too boring so they need to spice it up.
I just wanted Gale to be my bro but after he shows me his little magic trick he acts like I'm his sausage buddy
Who cares? It's like y'all have never had a friend try to suck your dick. You say no and move on.
Having been a GM since 2007, I can confidently say that I've always preferred people that play human male fighters for one reason alone: they're far more likely than anyone else to read the lore and world docket I hand out and adjust their characters to integrate more with the world.
Even when I'm doing a module straight, no matter the game, the people that love magic classes always want to destroy the entire setting for their shit unless they're grumpy old wizard players.
It's fricking insane they are all like that
I didn't think larian would do it TWICE
What wrong with gale shadowheart and wyll though
>gale
LVL 1 quirky witty Wizard that's SOOO good at magic the very goddess of magic came down from the sky to REWARD HIM WITH SEX and then he put a bomb in his body and if he dies the whole world explodes so that means you not only can't kill him but he's literally the most important person in all of Faerun.
>shadowheart
Tee hee i'm a mysterious girl and a cleric tee h- oh btw i worship the goddess a whole act of the game revolves around, oh and uhh i have very special magic that constantly interrupts your cutscenes to show you how much it hurts me, oh and also i'm scred of wolves pls protect me daddy pls watch my cienmatic pasts don't you pity me yet? Oh and btw i stole the most important relic ever that literally pushes forward the events of the game since without it we would all be slaves to the Absolute.
I'm just a lvl 1 girl tee hee
You can tell who was paying attention when playing when they seem to have glazed over all the moments that explain getting tadpoled resulted in level loss.
>all the moments that explain getting tadpoled resulted in level loss.
You mean the single party banter between Wyll and Gale?
> Dude dude it's ok that my character is a literal bomb YOU HAVE TO KEEP ALIVE BECAUSE I'M THE MOST IMPORTANT BEING IN THE WHOLE WORD because uhh i used to be lvl 20 but now i'm lvl 1. Btw i had sex with a goddess
Please have a nice day already and stop trying to defend this garbage writing. You're not even getting paid, so why are you doing this? To pick up a fight in Ganker? is that what your life has come to? are you this sad?
Why are you so mad?
you can kill gale and nothing happens
>you can kill gale and nothing happens
Anon if you kill gale you get a cutscene explaining the bomb to you. If you rest in camp for two days then the bomb goes off and you get a game over scene.
just dont rest, you can finish the entire act 1 without resting
This is how i know you haven't played the game because several main quest scenes send you back to camp to sleep.
no it doesnt, only the very last quest require you to sleep you moron, I literally did all of act 1 without sleeping, you can even skip everything just leaving act 1
And? Act 1 is not the ending of the game you stupid retad.
if you leave act 1 gale bomb dont do anything
Half-Orc Paladin could've been kino but he's a nonbinary lipstick wearing freak
He "once more" took up the ogres' steel? The frick does this mean?
why are you morons basically admitting to playing this pozzed trash
absolutly ashamed of every one of you,
can you just have generic hirelings in this game? not really interested in all the OC do not steals, i hated them in DOS II as well
No. The hirelings all have their own backstory and set appearence.
The orc and the dwarf are trans/nonbinary
i dont really care about that unless theyre actively annoying characters quipping and generally just making asses of themselves without earning it
I see you don't remember that ugly elf from dragon age.
> trump
The fact that american politics looms so large in your mind is embarrassing enough, but 2016 was almost 8 years ago.
Get over it.
the devil has been dealt with, my paladin tolerates no evil
>corral enemies in front of room with 1 door, grease the doorway, everyone stealthed, i love it when a plan comes together
>they just sit in front of the grease casting Detect Hidden Presence over and over again instead of walking through looney toons style so I can bonk them one by one
wtf let me be clever you gays
for me its astarion
he reminds me of that one guy in high school who's trying way too hard to look cool in an edgy kind of way
i ignore him at camp and talk to everyone else
Why did you accompany your post with that pic anon?
It just makes people think you like getting fricked in the ass.
I'm gonna help that Van Helsing guy kill him.
WHY would I ever let this homie keep living in my camp? The only times I interacted with him, he was trying to kill me! Twice!
Was the hair really not a clue?
>go to the underdark
>it's extremely bright and nobody needs darkvision
Im glad I killed the frog, I regret not killing karlach, I will settle for this goth chick