if I played shooting games for 100 hours, number of hours I used LMGs would probably be less than 1%

if I played shooting games for 100 hours, number of hours I used LMGs would probably be less than 1%

I cant be alone in this, I feel like noone ever uses LMGs at all

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bfbc2
    >medic
    >hc mode
    >suppressive fire the shit out of the enemy team while raking in the kills, since 2 bullets are enough to kill anyone and you can shoot over 100 of them before needing to reload

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mg3
      >4x scope
      >magnum bullets
      yep it's time to hold down the trigger and kill people in 1 second

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was my brother.
      I like how the Division games made suppression an actual baked in mechanic which LMGs excel at.
      Locking someone down with suppressing fire so your buddy can just waltz over behind their cover and plug them point blank for free feels good.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMG units are fun, but using LMGs is a bad compromise, as you are never in a position to use such bulky guns

    although I used em quite a lot in BF1

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most lmg in battlefield 1 sucks. I tried playing with the Perino and i wanted to kill myself after one hour. The only good lmgs are the chauchat, the bar and the mg08/15

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >most lmgs suck
        skill isssue and I mean that unironically, the parabellum is quite possibly the best weapon in the game

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you enjoy playing like a subhuman maggot who crawls on the ground and bipods where ever he goes, yes.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he cant run n gun with the parabellum
            git gud

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >can't control the Parabellum's recoil
            ngmi

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      BF1 LMGs were great. Actually felt distinct instead of just being 'big mag ARs'. BFV did them dirty by making them just shittier ARs, thanks to DICE pandering to the Scouts who b***hed they couldn't land perfectly accurate shots when they were suppressed and caught out in the open.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love machine guns but they feel kind of like shit in most multiplayer games to use
    Can't think of games that do it better than battlefield

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    CSGO lmgs are really fun

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Negev after 10 shots is a fricking laser beam and the m249 is just an ak with a big mag CS LMGs are great.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only time they're good is in class based fps shootan ie Battlefield where they have to be good. If it's a BR or cod game they got mogged by ARs as the god weapon that works at all ranges.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    games generally dont lend themselves to proper use of lmgs, which is firing from a fixed position or prone on a bipod. not that you can't shoulder fire something like an m240, but its not the ideal situation. that and if they had the range, accuracy, damage and rate of fire of their real life counterparts they would be broken in every game they are in.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like it when LMG's are treated like super assault rifles because your character is so meaty

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    love my belt feeds, love the bipod, hate snipers
    simple as

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      *snipes you from 300 meters away making you lose your camping spot in your direction*

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it happens, I got nothing against snipers that actually do their jobs.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's how I play sniper, by counter sniping and taking out any other threats.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Counteesniping while all the little people get shredded down below.
            Pure kino

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    CSGO office with Negevs was fun as frick.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use LMGs all the time in COD just so I can fire off like a madman for 20 seconds straight into a hallway, get zero kills, then immediately get killed when I start the 8 second reload.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      BF seems to be the only good game with LMGs

      exactly
      cant remember a single time where a COD lmg was meta during cod4 - black wieners 4 era
      idk how things have been since

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >exactly
        i was being serious lmao
        also
        >meta
        >in cod
        jesus christ metagays are the worst

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were actually OP in WW2, the one no one played. In the new MW1 at release at least LMGs were all over the place when people figured out you can attach all of the ADS speed and handling mods to one and turn it into a fat assault rifle. In BOCW lmgs had one job and it was holding a couple sightlines on Nuketown, but they were absolutely disgusting at that one job.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you tend to see lmgs in those easy to use noob classes like lsat target finder, thermal any lmg in mw3 due to how lmg recoil worked in mw2, m27 thermal, geez why do so many noob classes have vision enhancing sights???

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant to write mw3 not mw2

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the trick is to leave enough ammo to bait people into pushing you when they think you're reloading, before actually reloading

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmg in mgs3 is cool because you can only hip fire it and you start yelling when start firing. it's basically the "frick it i don't care about stealth anymore" gun

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree but all these contrarian liars will tell you how it's all they use

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do we address the LMG question?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      make them assault rifles with 200 bullets

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make them as stupid powerful and accurate as the real counterparts but also make them stupid cumbersome to use (low movement speed/higher stamina use, heavy aim inertia/recoil while standing, long bipod depoyment/retrieval animation, long reload times though almost every game does this already, etc)

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played Red Orchestra 2? Kraut team always has 1 or 2 Rambos going ham with the MG

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battlefield 3 had the best LMG mechanics. They would lay down suppressing fire and it would make you nearly useless until it stopped.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMGs are thinking man's weapon of choice, ADHD zoomers zooming around the map wouldn't understand

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play cod/battlefield
    >pick one stairwell
    >post up with claymores and bipod lmg
    >rack up 20+ kills

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats because in most games they're shitier assault rifles, which in on themselves are prety shit as well
    in realistic games they're god's gift to the squad

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just an assault rifle with a frickhueg mag and shit accuracy
    >when there's basically no reason not to reload after every burst when every FPS has pooled ammo and quick reloading
    LMGs are balanced like shit, same tier as shotguns with disappearing buckshot past a meter.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many games do LMGs dirty by making them have piss poor damage per shot. But whey they do it right, it's magical. I love LMGs in Rising Storm 2 in particular since they serve as both area denial tools and sniper rifles there.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once it clicked that this thing is an automatic mosin I never put it down. Turning a huey full of GIs into hamburger never gets old

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, Dinnerplate sucked dicks in RO2, but man, is it fun in RS2.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play pavlov vr
    >dual wield lmgs
    Makes my dick hard

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    jugs are a good way to introduce fun LMGs to casual shooters
    it means you can head into action without wasting minutes camping
    but jugs would be difficult probably

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me when I used to go full fat frick with a barricade shield and LMG on Blacklight: Retribution, with an armor like that and all.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer a more fun approach

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ATF is seething and coping over this level of second amendment exercising.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      americans will circumcise even their kalashnikovs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet anti-aircraft pistol bro

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      aww it’s so cute! i want one

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      God imagine the muzzle blast if that wasn’t pistol caliber

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metal Gear franchise knows how to make them worth using but their fire rate is always too slow compared to reality. Snake yelling like Rambo if you held fire long enough in MGS3 is also just fricking cool.

    Other than that there always seems to be a better weapon than any given LMG in pretty much every game I can think of.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I exclusively use lmgs and shotguns coz I'm not a homosexual like op.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Heavy Gunner in Synthetik

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flip an AK upside down
    >one of the best GPMGs in the world
    How the frick did Kalashnikov do it?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he had a big brian

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spent many hours in BF1 with its great machine guns
    Lovely 200-round beasts that could be bipod-deployed for virtually zero recoil

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, Ennis's Punisher MAX was kino. Shame Jason Aaron ruined it, but he did that with mainline Punisher as well, so it's not surprising.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I main LMGs in Red Orchestra/Rising Storm/Insurgency
    in those kinds of games LMGs are death lasers when mounted

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMGs are my least favourite weapons but they are pretty good.

    I hate prone bipod head glitch warriors so much it's unreal.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arma 3
    >dont feel like playing normally
    >grab an LMG and frick off mags
    >BBTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *ch-ch-chk* … BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    >get my head blown off in 2 minutes
    >repeat
    LMGs are like drugs. there’s a time and a place.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    havent tried fortnite for a while heard they removed building autism, is the game fun now?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    love LMGs in rising storm 2 (M60) and Verdun (madsen)

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMGs are always poorly done in games because their irl purpose just isn't fun for gameplay
    >precise bursts to keep someone pinned down
    >inaccurate spraying to make a group think twice about moving
    >plunging fire to saturate an area out of the line of sight
    best implementation of them was BF2142 and BF1, where they got more accurate as you sustained fire, but irl they'd overheat fast and you'd have to change the barrel. you still couldn't do plunging fire though as although there was bullet drop it wouldn't work in a vertical arc. also DPS is just too low for the suppression effect to be anything other than just annoying.
    an accurate implementation of LMGs would only be good niche games like Arma, it'd be very tricky to put in without it pissing players off. plus they weigh a lot (on purpose so they stay on target), which could work as a nerf for players if it reduced movement speed, jump height, etc but then any aggressive LMG player would be outpaced by teammates.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Few games can balance and use an LMG for it's primary doctrinal purpose.

    If it's not balanced high enough or if the game's movement is liberal enough, base of fire tactics are moot because a shotgunner can parkour through the stream of bullets and frick you.
    Additionally, respawn makes suppression useless because getting shot only gives you an easy out to re-asses and potentially even flank a gunner's position now that it's known.

    Arma, Insurgency, squad, cs:go, etc all heavily weighted mechanically to discourage CoD c**tery, still find themselves victim of the nature of how videogames are played. Even with a 20 minute respawn cooldown, people are gonna go for hail-mary plays at their own expense just for the cool factor.

    Lmgs in games make for a fun bullethose to punish poor positioning and hastily planned advances, but few gamers will find the ole drop and pop suppression trick less than useful.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      even in the more realistic games LMGs suck or maybe its just me, in hell let loose firing of a LMG is like holding up a big neon sign that says "shoot me"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The trick for using LMGs in autism shooters is being far enough away you can't get killed by regular grunts easily or setting up in such a position where an enemy can't realistically get a drop on you, like a long street. That said, not going full auto like a moronic monkey and changing your poisition relatively often also helps, but that applies to any class.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          > not going full auto like a moronic monkey
          like telling a fish not to swim brother
          nah thats why i stopped using them, just not a class im good with and i like to be in the thick of it

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >can't control the Parabellum's recoil
            ngmi

            Post your stats you Black folk

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Project Reality made LMGs feel almost like a automatic sniper

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're only fun in milsims like Arma, otherwise they suck ass.

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