If I want an animal-themed encounter, what animals can plausibly have projectile weapons other than birds dropping shit on you?

If I want an animal-themed encounter, what animals can plausibly have projectile weapons other than birds dropping shit on you?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A giant version of those sand lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes, but their blood is corrosive like the xenomorphs.

      Also,

      Did you forget primates exist?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you forget primates exist?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monkeys throwing shit at you.
    Skunks spraying you.
    Cobras spitting venom.
    That one lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forget the name, but there's a kind of water hydra that shoot "bullets" to hunt.
    It has the ability to project thorn-shaped cells very far (relative to its size) and with great accuracy. What's even crazier is that it does not produce itself the "thorn" cells, they are parts of another organism they hunt and eat purely for that purpose, and their metabolism "guides" the thorn cells from its digestion area to the cannon organs.
    I remember reading that, for all the insanity that is that little critter, what really fricks up the scientists studying them is that they somehow know they are running low on ammo, and only hunt the thorn cells producing bugs when they are low, and supposedly the labcoats don't know how they figure that out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably some variety of sea slug, which are documented to engage in kleptocnidy (the act of "stealing" stinging cells from devoured prey).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called an archerfish.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's really cool is that they both account for the refraction of light as it passes through the interface and vary the shape of the jet of water so that it hits the target as a broad blob whatever the range.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fish with a gun

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How fantastical are you willing to get? There are a handful of real-world animals with ranged attacks like the archerfish (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projectile_use_by_non-human_organisms) that you could scale up into actual threats without having to rely on overt magic, but if you're limiting yourself to just literal real-world animals then you don't have a lot of options.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Electric discharge.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think squids shoot jizz darts.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >throws death stare at you
    >his intimidation skill is so high you take 2d6 psychic damage

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laser zebras don't exist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Laser panthers does tho.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bombardier beetle.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Llama spit

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monke with a gun

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    porcupines flinging their quills

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pistol shrimp has a sonic gun in its claw that stuns its prey.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dire porcupines.
    Short-horned lizard, as it shoots blood out of it's eyes. So jazz it up a bit and there you go.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are spiders that spit venomous silk (lightning fast) and some that cast nets of silk (can basically see in the dark.)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone have the pic of googly eyes shooped on the spider

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giant enemy crab.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Llamas are known for spitting the unholy father of all loogies at you.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beetles with flamethrower butts.
    Spiders launching webbing like bolas.
    Camels with precise expectorate ability.
    Shrimp with claws that make a death ray when they clap.
    Slugs with projectile love darts.
    Horned toads squirting blood from their eyes.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    velvet worms also shoot sticky strands from cannon-like appendages

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cone snails project a venomous harpoon to hunt.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ha-ha-happy hippos have potent projectile attack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-jXMeo4a4k

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are beetles that spray acid

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why projectile when you can have leaping attacks that eviscerate you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just a bird

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    porcepine shooting spines. giant trantuas shooting hairs.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crocodile hunter almost died from spitting cobras one time.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    these things throw shit at you from trees if you’re annoying

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actual shit or objects they can get their tiny hands on

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        fruit, and relatively big ones, like figs
        they cooperate too, so if one of them stars throwing, others join in because frick you

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Camals spit.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lives in primordial waters
    >lives deep in earth
    >hypersensitive to it's environment, noticing the smallest of changes
    >mind blasts

    bow before the OLM

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monkeys throwing birds at you like big darts.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cobra spitting venom
    spider shoots web
    spider shoots hair projectiles
    frog exhumes poison or uses elongated tongue
    lizard sprays blood from eye
    monkee throw rock
    fish or crab sprays high pressurized water

    that's all my ideas

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't we have this thread last year?
    Reposting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are the ants?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Formic acid projection.
        Pretty common for forest ants around here in France.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's up with the porcupine? Eye lasers?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        tarantulas can throw their barbs, I’n assuming the porcupine is the same
        the reptile makes his eye blood vessels burst to spray blood on predators

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The quills detach easily (this way they stay embedded in the attacker's flesh), technically they can't just shake themselves to throw them everywhere like tarantula do, but you can always make up a local variant that evolved a bit further to actually do just that, for a mid-range walking ball of pain.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Critters in the trees rustling the branches to drop some kind of fantasy fruit on the party. Bomb apples, pinecones that spread paralysing spores, some such bullshit.

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