good, this series doesnt need shit tasted autismo
Only amerisharts could create a patriotism over pokemon generations and label them as something theyve never been and never will be (their autismic childhood unimagination)
Still, lumping them together with Pokemon like Klink and Klefki feels pretty disingenuous considering they're more than literally just an object. If we're going by the logic of everything man-made being an objectmon then Mewtwo should be here too shouldn't it?
Remove the Porygons, Voltorb line, Unowns, Regis, Shuppet line, Magnemite line (The objectmon version would be a magnet with googly eyes), Yamask line, Golurk line, Genesect line, Swirlix line, Volcanion, Charjabug, and every mon in Gen 7 after Palossand.
What makes an objectmon an objectmon is it's design is just a lazy object instead of doing something with the idea. That's the difference between Trubbish and Cogayrigus. Cogayrigus would be an objectmon if it didn't play around with the concept of a cursed Egyptian sarcophagus, whereas Trubbish is just trash.
>remove my heckin objects because.....just do it ok??
no zoomzoom, you dont get to decide whats an objectmon and what isn't. thats between me, james turner, and sugimori
Wrong. Nobody used "objectmon" to describe Pokemon like the Regis or Magnemite, or basically every Pokemon before Gen V because objectmon are just lazy designs like an ice cream with a face on it that exists because why not?
incorrect. all you've done is proven you never played a pokemon game before 2019. settle down zoomie your revisionism isn't working
6 months ago
Anonymous
Your first generation was on the 3DS, you don't get an opinion.
6 months ago
Anonymous
i played red and green at tgs 1995.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Your first games were Pokemon Ultra Sun and Moon on your eldest brother's old 3DS in 2020.
6 months ago
Anonymous
your israelih golems WILL always be objectmons no matter what bullshit james turner feeds you, zoomer
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Melty
6 months ago
Anonymous
obesity
6 months ago
Anonymous
I'm sorry you have that
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Anonymous
i dont defend ice creams
>literally just a lyre
b-but it's in a generation I like so it's not an objectmon!!11!!1!111
>muh head canon
write a fanfic
show me a human laying an egg
6 months ago
Anonymous
Okay, sporto. I'm pretty sure that you're incredibly underage considering that 7 years old is when Pokemon start playing Pokemon, and you only played it 3 years ago for the first. Come back when you're 18 🙂
>Supposedly, this Pokémon was born from an icicle. It spews out freezing air at −58 degrees Fahrenheit to make itself more comfortable.
humans can't make vanillite either. what was the word that buttmad moron was using in the other thread? "natural and organic"? vanillite is canonically "natural and organic", just like eggs.
>NOOO! MOAI SPROUT FROM THE GROUND FROM TREES! MAN DIDN'T MAKE THESE!!! I LIKE GEN 4 SO IT'S NOT AN OBJECTMON!!!
looks like you can't play sinnoh anymore OP, sorry.
No, Rotom is a poltergeist that goes into different objects to change form. The Gen V Pokemon are just lazy shit like "candle but spooky!".
>The spirit of a person from a bygone age became this Pokémon. It rambles through ruins, searching for someone who knows its face. >NOOO IT'S GEN 5 THAT MAKES IT AN OBJECTTTT
>The younger the life this Pokémon absorbs, the brighter and eerier the flame on its head burns. >N-NO SOULS DON'T COUNT ANYMORE OKAY ONLY POLTERGEISTS!!1!
technically you need to account for the ratio to the regional dex rather than just how many it adds, im not doing that for you though, plus i get the feeling you missed some but i dont know off the top of my head
I don't understand. are you calling shields and hieroglyphics rocks? tombs are dug out by humans and are a man-made structure. shields are tools created by humans using hard stone material and are also man-made
yes, in the simplest terms shields and tombs are composed of rocks but when humans have altered their state they are no longer in their natural state. A rock used in shields is physically and chemically different than one found naturally. I can see I can't get you to concede anything so I'll be taking my leave.
I assume this is object mon but where's Koffing, Weezing, Grimer, Muk, Pineco, Sudowoodo, hitmontop, Elekid, Remoraid Octillery, Donphan?
They're all based on objects but aren't there.
And why are the regi, Golett, Golurk, Genesect and Magearna there?
They're not specific objects.
soulful pokemon
soulless post
And what is this from ?
Come on Anon we need more info.
Math? Fuxking moron
Math is a social construct.
good, this series doesnt need shit tasted autismo
Only amerisharts could create a patriotism over pokemon generations and label them as something theyve never been and never will be (their autismic childhood unimagination)
This is probably bait but how the frick are Porygon, Regigigas, Genesect, Volcanion and Magearna objectmons???
>how in le frick are man made objects le objects
Still, lumping them together with Pokemon like Klink and Klefki feels pretty disingenuous considering they're more than literally just an object. If we're going by the logic of everything man-made being an objectmon then Mewtwo should be here too shouldn't it?
>>how in le frick are man made objects le objects
>Genesect
Dumbass
If "man-made" are your qualifiers then shouldn't muk, koffing, and mewtwo also count?
All of those except Regigigas are human made.
>Volcanion
>human made
Remove the Porygons, Voltorb line, Unowns, Regis, Shuppet line, Magnemite line (The objectmon version would be a magnet with googly eyes), Yamask line, Golurk line, Genesect line, Swirlix line, Volcanion, Charjabug, and every mon in Gen 7 after Palossand.
What makes an objectmon an objectmon is it's design is just a lazy object instead of doing something with the idea. That's the difference between Trubbish and Cogayrigus. Cogayrigus would be an objectmon if it didn't play around with the concept of a cursed Egyptian sarcophagus, whereas Trubbish is just trash.
>remove my heckin objects because.....just do it ok??
no zoomzoom, you dont get to decide whats an objectmon and what isn't. thats between me, james turner, and sugimori
I was playing Pokemon before you were even born. An objectmon is a Pokemon who is a lazy object. Tell your Mr Beast Poketuber clone that he's wrong.
>An objectmon is a Pokemon who is a lazy object
nope objectmon is an objectmon because its an object
Wrong. Nobody used "objectmon" to describe Pokemon like the Regis or Magnemite, or basically every Pokemon before Gen V because objectmon are just lazy designs like an ice cream with a face on it that exists because why not?
incorrect. all you've done is proven you never played a pokemon game before 2019. settle down zoomie your revisionism isn't working
Your first generation was on the 3DS, you don't get an opinion.
i played red and green at tgs 1995.
Your first games were Pokemon Ultra Sun and Moon on your eldest brother's old 3DS in 2020.
your israelih golems WILL always be objectmons no matter what bullshit james turner feeds you, zoomer
Melty
obesity
I'm sorry you have that
i dont defend ice creams
show me a human laying an egg
Okay, sporto. I'm pretty sure that you're incredibly underage considering that 7 years old is when Pokemon start playing Pokemon, and you only played it 3 years ago for the first. Come back when you're 18 🙂
Alright, another win for me objectmoncuck
>rigus would be an objectmon if it didn't play around with the concept of a cursed Egyptian sarcophagus
lol
discord thread
can’t even update the bait he stole to include gens 8&9
you left out unown ? and ! included for gen 4
is spiritomb an objectmon?
Objectmons will always be better than lazy cartoon/recolored animals anyway
>foodmons count in generations I don't like
humans cant lay eggs
>Supposedly, this Pokémon was born from an icicle. It spews out freezing air at −58 degrees Fahrenheit to make itself more comfortable.
humans can't make vanillite either. what was the word that buttmad moron was using in the other thread? "natural and organic"? vanillite is canonically "natural and organic", just like eggs.
yeah they can, its an ice cream cone
>literally just a lyre
b-but it's in a generation I like so it's not an objectmon!!11!!1!111
>muh head canon
write a fanfic
cope bort
>b-but cherries aren't man made!!!
cherries are a cultigen, they are literally man made
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prunus_avium
What caused the muttnovabortion’s current melt - down?
>N-NOOOO! NO NO NO! I LIKE GEN 4 SO THEY AREN'T OBJECTMONS!!1! U CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEEEE
eggs bugs cherries and rocks are natual ice creams arent
>B-BUT MUH MUTTNOVA!! TOMBS GROW FROM TREES! CULTIGENS ARE NATURAL!!! AAAAAAAAAA HELP ME I CAN'T PLAY SINNOH ANMORE!!!!
>tombs
rock
>cultigen
plant
>klink
metal
>cryogonal
snow
time to throw out your platinum version
>klink
man made gear
>cryogonal
mirror
>cherubi
man made cultigen
>spiritomb
man made tomb
>cherubi
plant
>spiritomb
rock
nope its a mirror
How does it look anything like a mirror?
just look at it moron
it looks like a snowflake
>mirror
what a reach
But there is no ice cream Pokemon.
Icicles are natural.
>NOOO! MOAI SPROUT FROM THE GROUND FROM TREES! MAN DIDN'T MAKE THESE!!! I LIKE GEN 4 SO IT'S NOT AN OBJECTMON!!!
looks like you can't play sinnoh anymore OP, sorry.
finally an objectmon
Sinnoh derangement syndrome
yes, sinnohgays are very deranged
Also, every objectmon made by James Turner is worth double points. Unova's over 50% far.........
this thread got really boring once OP couldn't admit that a literal oven or a lawn mower is an object.
those are objects
>oven, lyre, moai
>up to 11
>107 gen 4 pokemon
no more gen 4 for you then, and that's being generous giving the literal tomb and cultigens a pass.
>lyre
bug
nope its a mirror
you have a soul living in you are you an objectmon too?
>The spirit of a person from a bygone age became this Pokémon. It rambles through ruins, searching for someone who knows its face.
>NOOO IT'S GEN 5 THAT MAKES IT AN OBJECTTTT
agreed
The spirit transformed into it, it isn't possessing anynthing.
A ghost isn't an object.
if she lives in a oven she is
If you live in a house, are you a house?
using this logic removes 7 of the gen 5 objectmons from the OP.
we dont know if the ghost posess the chandelier it simply is one
>we don't know
>more head canon
write a fanfic.
No, Rotom is a poltergeist that goes into different objects to change form. The Gen V Pokemon are just lazy shit like "candle but spooky!".
>stops counting right before the gen with dozens of objectmons
this is an objectmon
wheres her objectness?
we do not know this rotom is a lightbulb object
show me the ghost possessing the candle
the cannon on her arm
>The younger the life this Pokémon absorbs, the brighter and eerier the flame on its head burns.
>N-NO SOULS DON'T COUNT ANYMORE OKAY ONLY POLTERGEISTS!!1!
show me the ghost leaving the candle. it cant?
technically you need to account for the ratio to the regional dex rather than just how many it adds, im not doing that for you though, plus i get the feeling you missed some but i dont know off the top of my head
theyre all accounted for
show me the ghost in her arm
There's no recovering from denying Probopass.
>There's no recovering from denying Probopass.
this was never done.
It was quite literally done here
Moais don't have hats and bushy moustaches.
and where's the ghost in it?
Where's the moustache? You have been debunked.
she is a cannon there is no ghost
where?
where?
the right side of her arm it's pretty obvious
find it for me
amrs
she has no hands or arm muscles
i can see her fingers
no unown ? and !, rotom forms, probopass, spiritomb, bastiodon, or magmortar on the list
rocks, rocks, and rocks aren't man made, silly
proof?
shields, tombs, lawn mowers, hieroglyphics, and cannons are not found in nature
it's heavily biased in favor of sinnoh
Which side is cringe and which side is based?
Oof, this thread is a big L for sinnohgays.
>Pokemon inspired by yo-kai are... le bad
are they objectmons?
yo-kai are often possessed objects, so yes
Muttttnovvvaaaabooooortions
Man...
Kanto kind of sucks when you really think about it, why were our standards so low back then?
Why are Alolamons just OOZING with soul?
Because you are underaged.
eggs, moles, healers, tadpoles, and psychic bananas, and frogs aren't man made
rocks, rocks, and rocks are not man made
also cats are not man made
I don't understand. are you calling shields and hieroglyphics rocks? tombs are dug out by humans and are a man-made structure. shields are tools created by humans using hard stone material and are also man-made
>shields
rock
>hieroglyphics
doesn't exist
>tombs
rock
yes, in the simplest terms shields and tombs are composed of rocks but when humans have altered their state they are no longer in their natural state. A rock used in shields is physically and chemically different than one found naturally. I can see I can't get you to concede anything so I'll be taking my leave.
ok, concession accepted, objectcuck. rocks, rocks, and rocks aren't man made
can I get your definition of man made? then I'll go for real
objectmons are man made .
what does man made mean?
anything thats an objectmon
>With an object
so she likes coins
>With objects
no theyre cats and birds. not man made
objectmons are objectmons
how do you tell if something's man made?
if its an objectmon
does object = objectmon?
>they're not objectmons because.... THEY JUST AREN'T OKAY PLEASE DON'T CALL MY FAVORITE POKEMON OBJECT MONS PLEASE DON'T!!!!
>cats and birds are objects....because they just are OK?????
nope. also show me a human laying an egg if its an objectmon food-pokemon
>>cats
Coin
>birds
Leek
>b-b-but
They're objects
>Coin
cat
>Leek
>They're objects
they're animals
>cat
With an object
>they're animals
With objects
also birds are not man made neither is the plant shes holding
Slurpuf and Ice Cream are the only bad Pokemon on this list
>t.fat frick
I assume this is object mon but where's Koffing, Weezing, Grimer, Muk, Pineco, Sudowoodo, hitmontop, Elekid, Remoraid Octillery, Donphan?
They're all based on objects but aren't there.
And why are the regi, Golett, Golurk, Genesect and Magearna there?
They're not specific objects.
That would ruin the shitpost and her point.
Apparently, no pokemon in this image are objectmon
discord thread
Autism
All people who hate Golurk are genuine subhumans
how the frick is porygon an object