If Kroot become stronger by eating their enemies and absorbing their dna.

If Kroot become stronger by eating their enemies and absorbing their dna.
Why don't they just exclusively eat Space Marines?
Then they can become Kroot Marines or Primaris Kroot Marines.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, how many Space Marines do you think are floating around the galaxy compared to how many Kroot there are?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently infinite numbers going off how many die and how many conflicts they manage to be involved in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to the lore they probably make up the bulk of humanity

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >create a imperium for humanity
        >look inside
        >mostly non humans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just clone their meat. Tau have cloned astartes before

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    good luck getting enough meat.
    secondly, just eating one thing for long thing cause them to devolve into monsterous things

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Space marines do the same thing, so the the Kroot eats a Primaris and the Primaris eats a Primaris-Kroot, the Primaris-Kroot-Primaris starts an infintie arms race.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      marines eat their enemies to get intel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do they eat eachother?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they can eat enemy marine brains, i think the traitors are the only ones that do it. No one is going to eat a chaos marines brain.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Space marines have an organ called the omophagaea that lets them eat people's brains and absorb their memories and knowledge.

          they can eat enemy marine brains, i think the traitors are the only ones that do it. No one is going to eat a chaos marines brain.

          They all do it, and it's not just marine brains.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            they don't all do it, the organ only works for some chapters and eating a chaos marines brain would be risky

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              In the book the eye of terror. Sgt magaron, a dark angel, literally eats a traitor marine's brain while he is still alive as well.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he ate a fallen. I wouldn't think marines would eat the brain of a chaos marine with tentacles growing out of his brain. Would it be a smart idea to eat a Lucius's brain, no.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dark angel, literally eats a traitor marine's brain while he is still alive
                That's metal as frick.
                How did he get to it without outright killing him, though? A marine's skull is like a solid piece of ceramic armor, it's not like you can cut it open with a scalpel...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            learn2read esl moron

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              What part did I fail to read right, dumbfrick.

              they don't all do it, the organ only works for some chapters and eating a chaos marines brain would be risky

              They literally all do it, to varying degrees with each chapter, and it's not just traitor brains, they can eat alien brains too.

              Why does this seem to be striking a nerve?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the anon said DO THEY EAT EACH OTHER you moron.

                >repeats himself again
                you fricking thick as a brick moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And I'm saying they do fricking eat other, dipshit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are moronic, stop.

                Because he has an idealized sanitized vision of marines in his head and doesn't want to have to try and reconcile that with cannibalism.

                Stfu you moronic sigmarxist moron

                You are both trolls.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ever heard of the Revenant Legion kid?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because he has an idealized sanitized vision of marines in his head and doesn't want to have to try and reconcile that with cannibalism.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are subhumanly fricking stupid please sit an English lesson and stop shitting up the internet.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                "sit an English lesson" lmao, this moron is calling me the ESL, do your family a favor and have a nice day

                You are moronic, stop.
                [...]
                Stfu you moronic sigmarxist moron

                You are both trolls.

                Eat my ass you pansy homosexual, rofl. Can't handle his marines not living up to the fake propaganda he bought into from a hobby designed for 14 year olds.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally can't read. as in you have no reading comprehension.
                We established they eat enemies for intel, Anon wanted to know do they eat each other. Yes they can do that.
                You wanted to be a smart ass and keep adding not just marines brains and they all do it.
                But we already established that you fricking ESL moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but they do eat each others brains. It's been depicted in multiple BL books. The Space Wolves omnibus has it in the first book, though I can't remember off the top of my head what that book was called. Marines eat brains. This should not be new or shocking information for you if you have read any of their lore.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stfu you stupid kid. you are wrong on every point you are making. They don't ALL do it. Marine chapters don't usually have all their organs working. Thats why some marines do it more than others like Blood Angels,
                Not even going to read your posts you moronic child.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man you really need to chill. This is not worth having a meltdown over. Just accept that you are wrong and marines are cannibals, with perhaps some exceptions for whom deterioration has robbed them of the ability which I will grant you, and then move on.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                stfu, stop replying.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you concede that I am correct then? Seeing as you aren't even pretending to have a counter arguement any more?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you arent correct, you are just trolling and low iq (trolls are typically low iq)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you're having a melty over me pointing out lore. Not even obscure lore. Like really basic lore.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are the one having a melty, everyone just wants you to stfu.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                By everyone you mean you, and you want me to shit up because you can't handle getting proven wrong and are overreacting. Saying you have the emotional control of a child would be insulting to children frankly.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                jfc stfu you hyper effeminate illiterate c**t no one cares. You are not a special snowflake.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ReEEEEeeeEEee

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because some writers acknowledge it exists, while others pretend it doesn't. And like most of 40K lore, it's all dependent on the writer, because some will lean into that and say it's the norm. Others will just ignore it.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SWEAT WITH ME, BROTHER

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kroot evolution is a conspiracy to get you to buy new models in the future.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Space Marines are the most disloyal and traitourous frickers ever with over 60% of all marines to ever exist joining Chaos. Kroot want to make their species stronger so eating a race of backstabbers who with all their strenght are still inferior to some random suits their Tau allies make in less then 20 minutes wont benefit them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay mecha xenos < naked kroot with a spear

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tau ヽ(∀° )人( °∀)ノ Kroot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kroot are better than Tau

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lets get the topic back on Kroot, since autists want to derail it.
    Kroot marine equivalent elites, just like Tyranids hive guard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krootox

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Space Marines are more surgically and chemically-enhanced than genetically. A Kroot would have to specifically eat each supplementary organ to acquire their DNA.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope. The geneseed rewrites their code

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah they'll just go down to greggs and grab one.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kroot like variety in their diet. Eating too much of or the wrong thing can cause a Kroot to permanently transform into a non-sapient beast

    Besides that, Space Marines are hard to kill for those that aren't at their direct (or higher) power level

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Astartes don't fall out of the womb kickin' ass, they have a whole surgical transition to go through first. At best they could get the black carapace but that might frick them up as much as it helps.

    Better question is why there aren't more krootorks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orks are just very belligerent fungi, it's unlikely eating one would give kroot anything of worth.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        One Ork "genius" deciding that if Kroot eating ork makes them orkier; then surely that must be a property of b***hin ork flesh. Orks now eat fallen boyz to absorb their essential orkiness. Orks also learn to contaminate enemy food with ork spores, to make them orkier, thus more fun to fight.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's unlikely eating one would give kroot anything of worth.

        Aside from, you know, Kroot ballistic technology and spacefaring capability. Because that's literally what happened.

        One Ork "genius" deciding that if Kroot eating ork makes them orkier; then surely that must be a property of b***hin ork flesh. Orks now eat fallen boyz to absorb their essential orkiness. Orks also learn to contaminate enemy food with ork spores, to make them orkier, thus more fun to fight.

        moronic secondary.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kroot don't become the thing they eat. They assimilate their traits

      "Krootorks" would be Kroot warbands that are stronger and more bellicose than average

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kroot don't become the thing they eat
        Okay I must not understand Kroot lore because isn't their home planet this insane zoo of weird Kroot hybrids?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they eat too much of one thing they do become a "krootified" version of that species

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, ask /40kg/

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, would it do anything more than eating a normal human considering Space Marines are simply heavily surgically modified humans but are always born as normal humans?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they ate exclusively a single source, they'd evolve into a dead end. I seem to recall their planet having species that have effectively eaten themselves a state from where there is no turningback. Kroot need to consume a diverse variety of foods, which is a problem as the Tau want to both stop them from eating other species but also work exclusively for them, which would limit the genetic sources available to them.

      Unless they ate the gene-seeds. Think one of the tyranid creatures came from this (wonder when we'll get a primaris version). But marine DNA should be identical to their DNA before the transition, the gene-seeds don't change their DNA anymore than a pig's heart gives a human pig genetics.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the gene seed actually does rewrite human dna though

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How? Based on what source? All the extra abilities they add are created by the organs themselves.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The gene-seed contains genetically-engineered viral machines which rebuild the male Human body according to the biological template contained within it and originally crafted by the scientific acumen of the Emperor.

  14. 3 months ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    because they'd get locked in with the space marines worst traits and end up going Full moron Dogmatic or alternatively Temper Tantrum Backstab Frick You Daddy mode.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their flesh isn't that changed, genes-wise. A Kroot should eat the special organs, or even better, the geneseed.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Primaris Kroot Marines.
    Why do you think GW are pushing Kroot? Give it a year.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am i the only one that realised Kroot and Orcs have the same schtick. They have ecosystems of basically the same species.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's on that Krootine. He's On that Krootren.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are knock-on effects of the consumption, at least in old fluff. Ork-fed Kroot, for example, became larger and tougher, but are also more aggressive, reckless, and less cooperative with each other. Part of the Shaper's job iss to guide the Kindred's consumption to ensure balanced improvement of their dna.
    In the case of the Astartes, remember that HORRIFYING MUTATION is a standard side effect to unregulated use of the Geneseed. Even the most stable Chapters are still closely monitored, while groups like the Cursed Founding straight up had freaks in their ranks. I don't give a shit about Primaris fluff.
    Combine that phenomenon with alien DNA, and while you might get Super Kroot, you might also get a bunch of slobbering flesh piles.
    And of course, that's ignoring the trouble of even finding Space Marines to eat in the first place...
    So really, an Astartes-Fed Kroot should probably be a character upgrade, representing particular Kroot champions, rather than a whole unit/subspecies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was thinking an elite unit of marine hunting kroot

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could a Kroot absorb a sufficient amount of DNA just by sucking dicks all over the galaxy?
    t. Ganker

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      High cuality content right here.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    space marine aren't empowered by their dna but through roids and implanted organs
    it would be the same as eating a regular person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      false, bad lorelet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        secondary

        What about custodes.

        I don't know about custodes shit mang, maybe?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          custodes are genetically altered which is why they don't have any surgeries since they got recoded from top to bottom

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            so are marines just in a Frankenstein way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about custodes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck taking out a Custode

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah whatever tell that to the nids.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Custards have been killed by being shot with an armiger warglaive's thermal spear, railguns are significantly stronger than that, eating the pasted remains of a golden boy is totally doable. Idk why secondaries have this ridiculous idea that marines and marine++ are invulnerable to anti-tank guns, there's a reason they ride in Rhinos and Land Raiders, the vehicle is more durable than they are. Anything that can pop a rhino can pop a marine or custard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      secondary
      [...]
      I don't know about custodes shit mang, maybe?

      the implants change them genetically hence "gene"-seed. Including one implant that is literally called the gene-seed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >marines are a regular person
      holy shit secondary

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because marines taste like literal shit due to their steady diet of literal shit during their feasts and rituals

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because there are a very finite amount of marines to begin with even if gw gives them endless fluff, and that before you factor in how they are spread out across the galaxy making it harder for your average kroot to get a hold of one, then you have to factor in marines also aren't exactly easy to kill so it would be even rarer to get access to their meat, in other words its in no way vialbe to eat exclusively marines

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