>if Nintendo made a PC game
Billions would be made
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>if Nintendo made a PC game
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why are bird feet/talons so hot
You are sick in the head
Bird talons ARE sexy
It is even sexier they can grip stuff upside down
Its sad that Kass canon wife is a prostitute bawd while i have always been loyal to Kass and never cheated on him
hey wait a minute. where's the rest of kass?
But all Nintendo games are already on PC?
Correct. And even Snoy has realized this.
And none of them make 'em a single penny.
>none of them make 'em a single penny
I mean PC native
Like a skyrim killer
Would be interesting if BotW released on PC, unfortunately Nintendo would probably strike down all the mods, which are the reason skyrim is still played to this day
We don't want your mediocre toddlerslop, you can keep it.
>proceeds to spend thousands to upgrade his PC just so he can emulate switch games
huh-uh
I own a switch and there isn't a single good first party title on that system.
>spend thousands
Tendies are delusional.
>Just to emulate Switch games
Tendies are extremely delusional
>we
Speak for yourself, SNOY.
Why would you play all of those PC games on an emulator
R-Right?
Handhelds are cool but what if i want to play zelda on my PC optimized to my PC @ 4k 144hz
But if I cared for any of their games I'd get a switch?
That sugary enforced happiness style just doesn't appeal to me.
I genuinely, seriously, considered getting a Switch (have been PC only for 25 years). Then it turns out you need to pay for the online service if you wanna just download games
>Then it turns out you need to pay for the online service if you wanna just download games
No you don't
*sigh* just buy the $300 switch oled the $60 bingtendo memebership and the 2 for $100 botw and totk
Yes your getting screwed by nintendo but atleast they try hard to get your $$$ in their own autistic way
>Then it turns out you need to pay for the online service if you wanna just download games.
No, you don't
Because nintendo could so so much better on a PC
And Palworld proved the money is there
Nintendo basically hates money at this point
It would just get pirated
They are already getting pirated, out of the simple fact that it provides a superior experience compared to the ONLY system they're available, for free. Not to mention thanks to Nintendo's lack of interest in game preservation, emulation is often the ONLY way to even play most of their older stuff.
And that's not all:
just about every single study made in the past 10 years have proven that piracy does not harm the sales. On the contrary: in many cases, it has HELPED the sales, because of the word of mouth recommendations.
The sole reason why anime became big in the West was all thanks to western fan-subbers, from the 1980s to 2010s. Same applies to countless Ninty games; hell, the first Final Fantasy game Europe got was FF7, and Europoors had to wait until NDS port of Chrono Trigger to even play it legally.
nintendo only sells well because its in its own isolated environment where the games cant be compared to the rest of the market by the target audience
the moment a nintendo managed studio steps out of nintendo's exclusivity bubble, this happens.
>nintendo exclusivity bubble
I thought so too but with the rise of handhelds and indie games there will be direct competition of indie games on steam deck.
So might as well open nintendo games to other platforms
They would still make BILLIONS
The problem for Nintendo is that making billions wouldn't really help them if it strengthened the hand of Microsoft which is a trillion dollar company currently.
So I agree Nintendo should support the Steam Deck, SteamOS, and gaming on Linux more generally.
Getting more users to switch to the platform.
Users who run Linux aren't buying Windows, aren't buying Microsoft subscription services, and aren't funding the biggest threat to Nintendo.
It might only earn Nintendo hundreds of millions initially instead of billions, but it may take away billions in what had been guaranteed revenue from Microsoft.
Which would be billions Microsoft wouldn't have available to throw away converting every other developer into a Microsoft-only shop in the future.
This game is also really shit anon. Nintendo would never put their games on pc, but you’re lying to yourself if you don’t think something like a Mario or a Zelda wouldn’t do well on another platform
>games by nintendo managed studios are shit
yes, and? thats my point.
Nintendo doesn’t manage Gamefreak anon, they just have exclusively to Pokemon
TOTK had tons of hype when it got leaked, then it was mostly forgotten soon after the hype died down.
You mean after people finished the 300 hour+ game? You mean that people lost interest after THAT? Easy there reddit.
It's a 20 hour game. Only the completionists are still slowly making their way through the game.
>But journalists loved it!
kek
>journalists
moron can't read
>It wasn't the moronic journalists, it was their moronic readers!
Cope.
>300 hour+ game
It's like a 30 hour game, anon.
Depends how long you stare at Kass
>TOTK had tons of hype when it got leaked, then it was mostly forgotten soon after the hype died down.
Everyone played it. Loved it. And voted their favorite game of 2023.
>b-b-but the journalists!
Fricking time to stop posting, anon. You've lost.
Little Town Hero just sucked. Which was disappointing because I wanted to like it while playing it, but holy frick it's aggressively shit.
They didn't even make the "rival you like to hate" character right. I hated him, but mostly because he was obnoxious and held the plot up for literally no reason at times. At one point you have to fight him literally 3 times in a row, and all three fights are completely unchanged. And the entire point of the fight is to get an answer to a question you asked. He's not the one answering it, he just refuses to let that person answer your question until you have several fights.
Also the combat was boring as shit, partly because boss fights dragged on for way too damn long. Also sidequests were both missable and weren't really worth it IIRC. And I'm pretty sure the fast travel option in the menu literally didn't function because I could never get it to do anything the entire time I played(I stopped after the skeleton boss took me a fricking hour).
The only good part of the game was the green hair chick who looked like she could crush watermelons with her thighs god damn.
Little Town Hero is an ass game, but you're still correct on that. 96% of Nintendo's modern catalogue would be instantly treated/rated how they are if they were multi-platform(and especially without a Nintendo-logo/branding on them), that being mediocre to average. No-one would pretending Kirby is anything but a C-tier mediocre platformer franchise for children if it was non Nintendo-exclusive, just for a good example.
>fricking up everything your company for the last 30+ years just for some short term profits
People like you remind me of how even gigantic companies can go bankrupt within a few years simply due to making stupid decisions that are based on greed and pure moronation. You should definitely consider applying at twitter or meta
If Nintendo games were good then selling them on a platform that isn't sold at a loss would be a good long term decision.
How exactly is nintendo selling the switch at a loss? They have the reputation of being THE game company that everyone knows with a fanbase that consists out of children and manchildren that dont bother to question any of their disgusting practices. Forcing their customers to buy their consoles to be able to play any of their games is a business move that worked for decades now. If anything they should double down on their anti-consumer strategies because their competition didnt create any insentive at all to buy their new consoles which is why at the moment you can practically play any new game that comes out as long as you have a pc and a switch. If sony and microsoft keep fricking up like this nintendo might be the only company that still produces consoles in the future which is a monopoly they could only run as long they have good exclusive titles
They aren't. The idea consoles are sold for a big loss is a myth. The console you buy from a store was incredibly cheap for the company to produce and sell to you.
The expensive part is the start-up costs for a system produced in bulk quantities is high, which is why PCs are generally produced in smaller batches with off-the-shelf hardware.
That is the cheapest style of system to produce even if each individual unit is more expensive.
It is also far less expensive now to spin up bulk production than it was in the past. In a previous era you would have had to secure a contract with a vendor like IBM for a custom CPU, and Nvidia for a custom GPU, but now you can just buy a semi-custom chip using standard designs for the CPU and GPU which is much cheaper and easier.
>Forcing their customers to buy their consoles to be able to play any of their games is a business move that worked for decades now
Except i just bought a switch now and the last Nintendo product i bought was for Game boy advanced 20 years ago
So nintendo lost out of 20 years of sales of me being a Pc gamer
I'm 90% sure none of Nintendo's consoles have ever sold at a loss.
Well okay if you're 90% sure, random person, then I will take that as gospel
Im sure switch has sold enough that they are making some money
Wii u? Thats Losing money
>on a platform that isn't sold at a loss
Anon, Switch was dated the moment it was put on the shelves. Selling underpowered hardware, never at a loss, is one of the core pillars of Nintendo's business strategy.
>The real reason OP made thread
Imagine what PC modders will do with Kass
yep
People said this about Halo and PS exclusives and I don’t see records being broken for those games.
But how will nintendo sell their shitty underpowered console and online subscription to you homosexuals?
They will never put their shit on other consoles because of pure greed.
>Nintendo subscription
Game pass but for Nintendo?
Nintendo+ subscription you already get the library of N64 and game boy games
>N64 and game boy games
all of that and more are free on PC
>Free on PC
Yes but there is no support on PC and you have to do your own bugfixing
Also im in the stage of my life where a $300 switch wont financially ruin me especially if i can resell
So switch + botw is good
But PC + botw would be better
Or mario games on steam deck?
They are already bring sexbox and snoy games to switch
>all of that and more are free on PC
Do you honestly think you're having as much fun as sitting at fricking desk playing Golden Sun than I am on my Switch, sitting by the pool drinking wienertails?
Kass is sooo Sexy
Yeah billions of semen from pc homosexuals that actually get to buy a good game for once.
>muh PC muh grafix!!!
nintendo has proven that you don't need muh fancy photorealistic grafix to sell well
videogames are about the GAME, morons
>videogames about the game
They could have made x10 the game design and game features with PC specs
They would at first, but it's a lot less security for them down the line because them going for multiplat releases means they're depending mostly on software sales rather than hardware+software sales like they are now. If they even so much as release one first-party game to PC, they're going to immediately get a big hit to their hardware sales because people will potentially skip out and wait for PC releases. You could argue that their software sales could easily profit more than hardware and exclusive software combined, but to them that's about the same as telling them that piracy helps them with marketing and sales.
>If they even so much as release one first-party game to PC, they're going to immediately get a big hit to their hardware sales
Wrong, the last nintendo product i bought before a switch and botw is a GBA from 2001
Nintendo missed 20 years of sales from me
Since all there shit is platform locked
Now the Steam Deck is about to kill switch
>Now the Steam Deck is about to kill switch
Kek'd
Switches sold 140 million
The fricking Nokia N-Gage sold than the Steaming Shit Kek.
>steam deck sales
Steam deck is notoriously hard to get even if you order it off steams website there is a 50% 50% chance if it will arrive or not
Noone here is denying Steam Deck is a switch killer, its just a niche market right now of pc gamers who also want a hand held
I think the packaging is more discrete now after the complaints, and with 100k being sent out every week I think there would be way more complaints if that was still happening at the level you suggest.
That's still nowhere near a 'console' production volume, but they might be able to start supplying retail stores for the holidays if they can ramp up some more.
>while i have always been loyal to Kass and never cheated on him
just because you couldn't get laid if you wanted to doesn't make it an altruistic action
I'm not reading this thread but as God as my witness, I want to marry and frick that bird so much it's nigh incomprehensible to the average human mind
Palworld is going to make nintendo realize the PC market is a cash cow
Palworld made ALL that money because there is no poke games on xbox or PC
The idea that the game’s attract players to the console is outdated
Another poke killer clone is coming to pc
Another mario killer is coming pc
Another zelda killer like skyrim will come to pc
palworld still sold less than an average paired pokemon game
sure about that?
>10 million leeching gamep ass players
>15 million on steam for half the price a pokemon game is sold at
>without any consoles shipped
not exactly a convincing case for nintendo to stop doing what they've been doing for decades
>IT DOESNT COUNT WWAAAAAHHHHH!!!
i get it anon, but one day you'll have to face the facts.
>10 million gamepass leaches
Surely they get something when their game is played on gamepass?
Otherwise how will they pay for server costs
>an average pokemon sales
So Palworld rn is at 19 million sold just 2 months into 2024
While average pokemon sold for a year is around 25 million
Now of course money wise a $3.99 palworld copy is not the same as a full price $60 nintendo game
But for players who play the game they are getting close well within 50% maybe even 20% of poke players
Unlike in the past I could see it happening. Nintendo's old-guard console guys did after all finally concede that it didn't make sense to sell a console, and allowed the company to shift to handheld-only, not just that a handheld that at least initially came with off-the-shelf hardware.
I just can't see them supporting Windows as long as they see Microsoft as their competition. This is after all the company that ensured their systems didn't support any media codec that would require a payment to Sony.
>Daily port beggar thread
Stop port begging for official products. You made your bed with Piracy and Emulation, now deal with it!
If they released their games on all platforms, they'd be the richest game company on the planet.
>nintendo rich
Look at how easily $200 million is wasted in gaming industry
1 billion usd is like one console flop and two shitty games
Once switch killers come out nintendo will have nothing unique and will have to change their strategy