If pokemon knew how physically weak humans are, we wouldnt stand a chance if they decided to revolt against us.

If pokemon knew how physically weak humans are, we wouldn’t stand a chance if they decided to revolt against us.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rocket Grunt took a Hyper Beam to the face and was just dizzy
    >A literal teenager can walk off getting bombed by literal God
    Shut the frick up, and get in this fruit husk I hollowed out b***h.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this would actually make sense if humans really are pokemon. Then they just faint or lose power.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Team Rocket gets btfo by pikachu all the time

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humans in the Pokemon world are basically Pokemon themselves. They're much more resilient than real-world humans - not only do you have the examples above, but we also have several instances of humans who can use the same psychic moves as a Pokemon, multiple references to Karate Kings/Battle Girls literally sparring against their own Fighting-type Pokemon, a child literally going toe-to-toe against God in a non-standard battle, and more - and that's just in the games themselves, excluding all the weird shit that happens in the anime and movies.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They like the way they're treated. This was spelt out for you in BW. They legitimately just don't give a shit about the things you think they should give a shit about.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where? I don't remember any Pokemon saying so in plain English.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        N says it in his dialog about your starter. You didn't play the games.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          N doesn't count. He's a human and a villain.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a fricking idiot

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >entire game made to dispel a common notion about the worldbuilding
            >basically turns to the screen and tells you the answer
            >"noooooooo it doesn't count because (cope) (headcanon) (20 year old quote from a director who similarly didn't get it)"
            And you people wonder why Game Freak treats this series like a paycheck.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Latiasgay doesn't know that's exactly what the 4th Pokemon film was supposed to be about originally
    Please at least pretend giving a shit about this overrated franchise you're merely using as a vessel to project your fetishes into…

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't that his initial idea for the third one? It was one of his ideas for the end of the anime and he kept it around for as long as he worked on the show.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The third one's early draft involved a reanimated T-rex skeleton going on a rampage IIRC

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds kino

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    stupid sexy dragonite

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are Arceus's favourite creation so we get special treatment.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we know, yet you guys keep surviving by being typeless

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humans in Pokemon are stronger than most Pokemon (confirmed by BW2)

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