If these pokémon entered an eating competition, who would win?
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If these pokmon entered an eating competition, who would win?
If these pokémon entered an eating competition, who would win?
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Snowlax. Have you seen how FAST he eats berries in Ogre Oustin'?
snorlax. btw lickilicki is a butler and she would bring the food to the others
>who would win?
The american that was walking by
AMERIFATS WE KEEP WINNING
America always win and you always cry. Stay mad.
Snorlax, no diff.
Slaking would get bored after 10 courses, Swalot would get acid reflux, Lickilicky would take too long, Hydreigon would fight its heads for taking the last bite, and Morpeko can only take little bites at a time.
Swalot is literally a stomach
Seviper eats them four and wins
Slaking doesn't actually eat a whole lot. It's too lazy to even get food so it just nibbles on the grass growing around it and the occasional fallen fruit.
Seviper
It's between lax, licky and swalot, lax can eat fast, swalot has a bigass mouth and highly corrosive acid and licky can eat fast as well as predigest food with it's saliva.
Slaking is a slow eater, Morpeko and Hydreigon would probably attack the other contestants.
Snorlax and it's not even close.
*eats all the other contestants*
Guzzlord is the only one that can beat Snorlax in an eating contest because he's like Kirby in his mouth isn't connected to a stomach, but another dimension.
Hoopa could give it a run for its money by shoving a ring in its mouth
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Lickilicky only can lick not actually eat
Morpeko too small
Slaking is loafing around
>power gap
Hydreigon will inevitably get full, even if it has three heads I think it has one stomach
It comes down to Swalot v Snorlax
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my money goes on swalot, the only one i could maybe see doing better is lickilicky because it might be able to eat faster with that big ol tongue
Swalot doesn't even have to chew it just take the whole thing and swallow heck she could even swallow the other mons in the picture
Comes down to guzzlord vs. Swalot. Guzzlord is effectively unbeatable since his food goes to a different dimension. Swalot can eat infinitely. Guzzlord can eat faster than swalot and is canonically able to destroy massive cities. Guzzlord wins.
>wins tier
Guzzlord
>close call tier
Swalot and Snorlax
>too tired for this shit tier
Slacking
>too angry for this shit tier
Hydreigon
>connoisseur tier
Lickylicky
>too moody to be consistent
Morpeko