If they had made a 1:1 remake, it would've been boring as shit and forgotten within 2 months. Accept it.

If they had made a 1:1 remake, it would've been boring as shit and forgotten within 2 months. Accept it.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie, it's still boring as shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the parts which copy FF7.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never played FF7. This is just a bad game. Only the combat is good, which is about 8% of it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dumb opinion.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >jrpg kindergarten tier characters and story
            >bloated filler content
            >horribly designed open world
            >the most obnoxious movie game tropes done even worse

            It's fine if you're enjoying this game, but don't pretend it's well made. You feeling nostalgic over seeing Cloud or Junon, go ahead, but this isn't a good game.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              HOLY

              Maybe on planet moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                population: (you)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah that's you. Sorry to say.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the only one defending it against at least 10 other anon. Just accept your weaker argument and move on
                Also, "no, you" isn't a very strong defense. I'd scramble to find some good points besides
                >durrhurr, it's pretty and dynamic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only the parts with zack****

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Junon
        >Dyne
        Liar. Those were the best parts of the game and they were basically 1:1 FF7.
        Frick off.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ahh yes, Dyne and his giant scorpion robot arms and Jenova cells, 1:1 indeed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dyne didn't have Jenova cells. The arm cannon just reacted to his distress to show visual impact

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet, this ''improved'' version is flopping and being forgotten as we speak, how embarrassing mister fanboy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. Once PChad version drops, it'll outsell any other FF game. Ever.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remake sold 5 millions on the PS4 alone, and ended up selling 7 mi after Intergrade. PC won't inflate sales, most of FFVII fans are frustrated snoys.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if god himself made a exclusive game for the ps5, better than any game ever made the japanese would literally still skip out on it because its not on the switch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And your made in a piss game was dogshit while the series is forgotten. Feel free to keep seething until part 3 comes out.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    VIIR was forgotten 1 month and sold less than FFXIII/FFXV.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like that it makes the white Gankerirgins self-inserting cuckolds when they see an interracial couple even if they're fictional, shit themselves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody mentioned or cared about that shit until you brought it up.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The consensus seems to be, those that actually played it enjoy it, and those that are to poor to buy it, and watched an cutscenes or someone else play it, hate it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watched an cutscenes or someone else play it, hate it
      I watched the cutscenes and loved it.

      Only the parts with zack****

      Zack needs to replace Cloud as MC (who instead goes on to become the true villain, after Sephiroth turns good)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There going to be like 5+ hours of cutscenes with Zack, Aeris, and the dead avalanche members in part 3 and not one second of it will be good. I used to like Aeris but rebirth made her annoying as frick

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's garbage. The tech should be late nineties but everyone has smartphones and flatscreens, utterly soulless and inconsistent aesthetically.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good, 90s shit would look jarring as frick. Also forced.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I disagree. Almost every other element of the game's visual is very accurate to the original game, which featured a lot of 90s/20th century era hardware from computer screens to vehicles. If anything, randomly inserting smartphones is jarring and forced.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People will seethe a lot about Part 3. It's basically backtracking/looking for Huge Materia and dealing with Weapons. Worked in OG because the game is 40hr~50hrs.
    50hrs is Part 1 alone, and Rebirth is 80hrs+.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll be able to play as Rufus in p3

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF VII was a very well paced game. Remake and Rebirth is 50% filler so they can justify their completely unnecessary trilogy and have idiots like you pay for what should have been 1 game 3 times.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >would've been boring as shit and forgotten within 2 months.
    Lol and now its gonna forgotten after 2 weeks
    Great job, Nomura

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean like how the critically acclaimed RE:2 was forgotten after a few months?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well here people called it dogshit cause they cut out so much enemies.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it would've been boring as shit and forgotten within 2 months
    So... just like it is now?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it would've been boring as shit and forgotten within 2 months
    True, persona 3 demake barely sold 1 million copies while launching on 5 platforms

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should do only Sephiroth story until he ended up as last boss. Play as Sephiroth whole game.

    But they dont do it and add his story in gavha game

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been at worse, had the same popularity, but much more likely been more successful because it wouldn't have disenfranchised all the actual FF7 fans.
    This idea that people would haven't have played it uf it was expanded, but still faithful, is a complete cope.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this the game discussion thread?
    anyone notice that Red's model is perfectly lip-synced to his dialogue even outside of cutscenes? they usually use an automated program for that, but I'm surprised they have something like that for a dog snout rig

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What bores me is wandering in le epic open world, endless cutscenes, QTEs instead of actual gameplay, and "mash x to combat"
    Either get standards, grow up, stop shilling, or a combination of the 3

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only right they released it in parts, you paypigs deserve to be milked as much as possible
    Now don't forget to pay for all the DLC and then the complete edition later on, squeenix deserve every single one of your shekels

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have actually preferred that then suffer through the Crisis Core retcons and some dumbass "what if" Zack side plot

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this chocobo wrangling minigame fricking sucks and shouldnt have been in the game. also is this game like 80% ubisoft tower bullshit because im at junon and im already annoyed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It gets worse after Junon. Enjoy the open world design in that jungle area LMAO

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'ts not even a week yet and I ALREADY forgotten about this """"'remake""""" lmao

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a nice album cover for your early 2000s emo band, anon.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i see someone dont remember that nobody was remembering the first part of the remake and nobody will rebirth.
    look at the numbers. fans dont want your slop.
    gaming got 100 times mbigger and they cant even sell the same numbers as original 7 did.
    how is that not a colosal failure?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know people who refuse to buy it until it's all available in one game but with all the talk about how padded it is I can't imagine how bloated it will finally be playing three parts in a row

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should play each part as stand alone game as they are that, stand alone games

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's still boring as shit and I forgot most of it before I even stopped playing. It's so overdesigned it goes straight back into generic and forgettable.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forgotten within 2 months.
    good; we don't need to always hear about a game 24/7, stupid zoomertroon

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original remains timeless but I'm curious to see if the Remake project will rise above flavor of the month and stand the test of time once all is said and done.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't dislike that it's a remake, I dislike the soulless fricking UI, the terrible character models and enviroment textures and the "action combat but it's really turn based but you can move around"

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it would've been boring as shit and forgotten
    So like it is right now?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth kinda ruined the point of them changing things for me. We're going into part 3 pretty much the same way the original's disc 1 ended with really bland variations.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never played the original, are they really gonna be able to fit everything from disc 2 and 3 into one game?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, easily. Disc 3 is just the final dungeon and FMVs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Part 3 will added
        >Rest of the northern continent, which has the crater but also a snow village and the mountains after
        I think Bone Village will be cut
        >Rocket Town
        >Fort Condor
        >Wutai
        >Mideel, this was really small and basically just houses Cloud's doctor but also where he and Tifa fall into Lifestream
        After that, you return to alot of old areas
        >return to Mt Corel
        >Return to Junon to go to its underwater reactor, which gives submarine
        >Return to Midgar
        Alot of side quests open up in disc 2 due to Highwind and some chocobos.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was literally no need for this to be 3 parts. every game is filled to the brim with fricking filler and the climax of the first game literally meant nothing

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im very close to putting this on easy and just rushing the main quest to skip all this bullshit padding. if you drank a beer every time a ceiling or floor collapsed right in front of an objective causing you to take an hour long detour you would die from alcohol poisoning halfway through the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you just in for story, you should switch to easy. The game takes massive difficulty spike in Vincent and Gold Saucer fight gauntlet and continues with it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Temple of the Ancient alone with give you irreversable liver damage.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe
    the best thing to do would be leave it alone for good
    why is the best option never the most popular one

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF13 -> 13-2 -> Lightning Returns
    FF7 Remake -> Rebirth -> Sephiroth Returns
    It's like poetry, it rhymes.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth has killed any and all interest in part 3.

    You need only look at the fan reaction, essay videos, and more importantly, the streamers playing the game to see how they dislike the ending.

    Nobody cares now, and after the interview came out "we changed the game because we wanted to keep people guessing!"

    So the new plot point is Cetra BAD Jenova clan GOOD because the planet is a facist for not letting immigrants into her lifestream.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody liked the ending to Remake, but they still bought the next load of slop at the trough. All you need is hope that the next one will be better, and you can entice a neverending supply of mongoloids into consuming your trash.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but they still bought the next load of slop at the trough.
        Ya, now look at the sales numbers between Remake, and Rebirth, they are down.

        Because everybody went on the assumption it would be better, but all we got was large empty worlds with padding, even the Shinra manor to get Vincent was padded with a super secret under grown mega lab of Hojo.

        The next games projected release date is 2028, so the hype is dead, get over it.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played OG in 90s, got Remake over a week before its official release and got Rebirth day 1. Finished Rebirth yesterday. Was fun although flawed

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

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