If you could change ONE thing about FFXIV what would it be?

If you could change ONE thing about FFXIV what would it be?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    skill tree so not every class plays the exact same

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top raiders would all use whatever gets the best DPS and fastest times and everyone would copy them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that like 0.1% of the playerbase? Who cares? Honestly, most of the focus by devs should be on the experience that the vast majority of the playerbase has, which is for the most part normal with some EX content. Make that more interesting, make classes more interesting to play. Who gives a shit if fartmaster 6000 and the CUM clan clear TOP 0.7s faster with a specific loadout?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    make the game crash on startup and the devs can't figure out why making the game unplayable

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Armpit stubble slider

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yshtola hand holding minigame

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd give healers more interesting DPS rotations. Just a little bit, not even as complex as WAR or SMN. I don't like that they all just have 30s DoT + a filler spam spell, and that my reward for optimised healing (the fun part of the job) is to press that filler spam spell over and over.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id remove all female characters so the playerbase isnt full of erping trannies

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    remove all the trannies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Test

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like LOW test lmfao

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire battle system
    Just change the entire thing completely
    No more clack-clack-clack hnnggggg gotta hit muh cooldowns triple weave optional tincture to hit the DPS to beat the artificial enrage

    Just let me fricking HIT things

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just let me fricking HIT things
      what did he mean by this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this honestly, even the 1.0 system seems more interesting than what we have now. Let us hit the monster with attacks we do ourselves (not auto attacks) and then let that build meter to do our special skills. Have something like XI's skill chain system, but with an action combat system.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    make it an offline game

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove everything online

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it so all the main characters don't have white hair.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would lock xiv troons in their contaiment board

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you could change ONE thing about FFXIV what would it be?
    The devs design philosophy being so insanely formulaic.
    After finishing 6.4, more and more I come to realise how pointless patch content is, the story especially. It's like filler. Just going through the expected motions, every time, and always ending the patch story the same way every time. There's nothing interesting going on whatsoever.
    The same characters show up. They don't have anything interesting to say. They figure out how to do X to reach the Bad Guy, which of course is The Trial Of The Patch. But also you may have to do The Dungeon Of The Patch to help with solution X to reach the Bad Guy.
    It seems to be genuinely for the best to drop the game after you're done with an expansion, and then pick it up again only when the next expansion is out. Skip through all the patch shit, because 99% of it has the quality of filler.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    give lalas knees

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're already at the perfect height for irrumatio though, they don't need to kneel down

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    better gameplay and more raid bosses that arent 10 minute slogs

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring Ryne back and make her a permanent party member.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have my wife Yugiri Mistwalker join the Scions at the end of 4.0 so she could be a trust member through the rest of FFXIV.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but why would you post art of her that makes her look like an ugly dude

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    An instance where Yotsuyu and Y'shtola squeeze you between their naked sweaty bodies and force you to nut into each of them until they explode.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movement and actions that feel responsive instead of garbage and sluggish

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back SMN DoTs.
    Bring back StB DRK
    Bring back NIN DoT
    Bring back Cleric Stance
    Bring back StB AST cards
    Bring back Scholar dots and fairy abilities
    Buff skillspeed to make it a viable option
    Rework raid loot system so alt jobs can get geared up faster
    Make trusts for old savage content
    Lastly, interactive "sex with Y'shtola" Minigame

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lalafell mating press simulator

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    get rid of both the fans and detractors that orbit this game

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Force people to clear a solo instance that requires doing every possible base mechanic correctly. Can't access the High-end Party Finder unless you clear it, and you need to do it every expansion.

    Golbez EX is the most basic Extreme in the entire expansion and yet people are still fricking up light party and numeration stacks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      would be nice to have a solo instance where you can get better at mechanics

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I seem to remember back in 3.0 Yoshi once saying you'd be able to practice specific mechanics somehow, but that was either scrapped or a mistranslation.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          darn
          if we could just solo-train ourselves for older EX trials at least, that'd be nice (anything older than like 2 weeks or so)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"We want the Asmongold audience!"
            cringe game, playerbase consists of cheaters, ERPers and discordtroons. only way to salvage this mess is to make it offline singleplayer, at least that way those fricks can't impact my experience with the game.

            Soloing Neo Exdeath and God Kefka is the best challenge you can do right now as a solo player.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"We want the Asmongold audience!"
    cringe game, playerbase consists of cheaters, ERPers and discordtroons. only way to salvage this mess is to make it offline singleplayer, at least that way those fricks can't impact my experience with the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that applies to every mmo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          just that it applies to every mmo

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it so Yotsuyu gets to join the WoL/scions and not die, while still being a fricking b***h

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      (hit send too early)
      When she's running away and encounters her parents WoL should have intervened and just let her murder them without any consequences.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The scions have no need for prostitutes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We could find a use for her. I just like how much of a b***h she was.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    complete free placing in your house. The whole moronic glitching thing is moronic, just let people change the z axis with their mouse wheel directly.

    in combat, change trash pulls so you don't just aoe every single one of them. The easiest way is to simply include casters into packs that need to be cced.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complete free placing in your house. The whole moronic glitching thing is moronic, just let people change the z axis with their mouse wheel directly.
      agreed, but i'd push for a housing rework anyway
      make it more like a small level editor

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    World pvp

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    make pvp free again

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