If you could remove and add ONE thing from FFXIV, what would they be?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    made for me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats made for you?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wieners

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove
    hrothgar
    >add
    more customization for every other race and hats for viera

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      y'shitla is worst wife.Remove Sage because no one knows how to play it.

      based, frick furrgay races.

    • 9 months ago
      YoshiP

      Now Im purposely going to add more Hrothgar to server

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remove
    Lyse after hw
    >add
    sex with thancred

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    trannies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is like 50x more gays, and they all suck at the game and are just as miserable to be around.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gay in my ToP group
        >actually good handled our entire mitigation plan
        >finally clear after about 2 months
        >"Hey, can you guys help my bf clear P8S"
        >whatever we'll do it
        >bf's damage below tanks as RDM
        >kills the person next to him almost every time on snakes 2 in phase 1
        >needs to be micromanaged for both NAs, both High Concepts, and last phase
        I'm glad this other gay (hrothgar btw) showed up to remind me how bad most gays actually are in this game.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove
    lalafels
    >add
    Witcher collab

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove
    y'shtola's clothes
    >add
    y'shtola's wiener

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove
    male viera, they're lore-unfriendly and only exist for homos and women
    >add
    bigger breasts

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is FFXIV a more coomer game or a more trannie game?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying these are separate vectors
      i have some bad news for the future state of your hormonal balance

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coomers who are straight males hate trannies
        Trannies hate coomers who are straight males

        They are two conflicting segments each other, mutually exclusive as human phenotypes.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          a troony is just a coomer who has watched 4000 hours of blowjob vids and wants to try making a few for himself.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >coomers
          >straight males
          porn addicts always turn gay
          that's why they troon out too

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Coomers always troons out

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You ARE gonna get to the top of the Jumping Puzzle this Moonfire Faire, right Ganker?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaand I already beat it again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>>/vg/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My sub has lapsed so no.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/freelogincampaign/

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was unaware of this.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you wait a bit and activate it towards the end of the current event, you will also be able to do the anniversary event too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >always sub a month for every patch, last time was for 6.4 in late may.
          >free login campaign requires your account to be 90 days inactive instead of the 30 days that has always been
          >doing this campaign as a gift for the 10th anniversary with events on

          frick you yoshi, i'm not going to sub to your game anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What awaits me at the top?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally nothing
        just take a screenshot you'll forget about by next month

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't remember the last time I bothered with this shit

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remove catboys
    add buttslider for females

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd remove all depictions of women in the entire game, every single one of them. They're an eyesore and devalue the video game's writing as a crutch because sex addled freaks can't imagine a single scenario without women being involved and it needs to stop. Adventuring and saving the world is a man thing and casually letting women get depicted doing it is undermining wider society's ability to understand reality because they're all drug addled microplastic coated men and womenchildren and desperately need an injection of cruel reality in their lives to make them straighten up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would dislike this, as it would code whatever sexual tension currently exists between characters as always being homoerotic, rather than that shit be strictly relegated to el piss and werlyt.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course you would dislike that, you wouldn't be able to jackoff to ridiculous looking characters that compromise the story's setting and gravity, and it would require the writers to actually try writing instead of dangling veganas everywhere like they're jingling keys, and you're the stupid baby.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Turning Ryne into a guy and having her arc be BL nonsense would not be an improvement.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'd remove all depictions of women in the entire game, every single one of them. They're an eyesore and devalue the video game's writing as a crutch because sex addled freaks can't imagine a single scenario without women being involved and it needs to stop.
      t.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that your best argument? Call you out for being sex obsessed, woman obsessed degenerate freak with the attention span of a pig in heat, and your response is calling me a troony?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but it's because I want to frick all the men in the game.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remove
    ffxiv
    >Add
    Guild Wars 2

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remove every mention of tangentially lgbt related things

    add a line permitting the permabanning of people using those terms to the tos

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remove
    Every player who joined after patch 4.0
    >Add
    Corsair or pirate as a job for rogue, similar to how arcanist has scholar and summoner. Thankfully I'm finally getting this with 7.0 without the NIN side-grade

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >after 4.0
      that's a bit brutal
      stretch it to like 4.2 or 4.3

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I went brutal to ensure the cancer was cut clean, but I'll trust you Anon

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you are mod gaem?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      English?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you do mod vidja gaem????

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No mods, that's a bannable offence and I'm no scrub.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fans seem split on the outfit
    seems you're either team hater or team justice
    which team are you on?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine disliking sentai, wowfugees disgust me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >generic limsa prostitute dislikes it
      >malera and horth like it
      very weird to see a malera and hroth being based but I'll take it
      nice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd have preferred a beach outfit and I'll probably not use it but Im not going to complain over free shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you already have enough? I mean it's not like another bikini would make a difference when all female characters are sticks with no boobs and negative asses.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are fitting outfits that aren't bikinis, summer dresses, sarongs etc but like I said I'm not that fussed.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want a one piece bathing suit for my lalafell… perhaps with arm floaties.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know that the 'amazing looking glams' the catgirl is referring to are contemporary street wear.
      I don't really like the sentai gear, but it's cool to have. There's already a ton of swimsuits in the game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not wanting to be the Red Ranger.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did XIVgays become so joyless?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game became popular.
        Attracted all sorts of shitty people.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The people on the official forums don't even like the game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The OF are where the mentally ill doomposters congregate
        It's a different world, like /vg/

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't gatekeep people hard enough. Many such cases.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sentai isn't very fun

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Japanese humor

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Funnier than anything I've seen in BG3.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now is my time.
        I spend 90% of my time on /krg/ on /m/.

        Get FRICKED Lalas, furries, troons and modernwear catbawds.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm disappointed it's not all separate pieces because I wanted to try the boots and gloves with other things, but I love the set.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awesome outfit. Would be better if it were in pieces though. Dyes really well, especially with metallic dyes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"literally looks like leveling gear"
      >Either just scraping for insults to throw at it or modded the game IMMEDIATELY after installing
      Another reason why both miqqers and paladins are subhuman.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFXIV leveling gear looks like THAT?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >full body
        its SO OVER

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most ARR gear is shit, HW gear is pretty good and I wear some of it from time to time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone could unironically respond to this calling them "racist" for being uncultured about Japan's tokusatsu tradition. I bet if they put in football/soccer outfits they'd coom themselves.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really a sentai guy and i wish it wasn't one piece but it's not bad, though i doubt i'll ever use it. they can't just keep doing swimwear every year.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove
    Y'shtola's clothes
    >add
    sex minigame

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies.....

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you look in the mirror again Anon? You should stop doing that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Femboys are NOT trans......

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're balancing on a knife's edge there fren, be careful and be safe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Transphobia

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last year there were a ton of people, but now it's dead... What happened...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this answer how do I participate? Any reward?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just go climb the tower in costa del sol
        no reward, are you stupid

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    add SEX WITH LYSE
    remove Limsa Lominsa in its entirety

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    LAMEST MOONFIRE FAIRE BY FAR

    literally just cutscenes with the recycled jumping puzzle with like two new planks

    https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/487421-Lamest-Moonfire-Faire-by-far

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, they're not wrong.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Running out of things to do until 6.5
    Outside Golbez EX mount that I'm waiting echo for, and getting tomes for 14 more Relics, I've done pretty much everything.

    Maybe I'll write Anon x Waifus XIV fanfiction

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you beat the ultimates and current savage raids too?

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd remove Ryne's clothes and add bridal lingerie on her.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this allowed?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I HATE CIRCLETS I HATE CIRCLETS I HATE CIRCLETS I HATE CIRCLETS I HATE CIRCLETS I HATE

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank Viera and Hrothgar =)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Full helmets are unpopular anyway because you can't see character's face in cutscenes. They need to add 'hide helmet in cutscene' and '/visor in cutscenes' options

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like them more if 80% of them didn't vanish on my wol because she has bangs

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Use the new Hephaestus haircut, it’s built 4 circlets.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remove matsuno

    add chrono trigger.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove cringe "rival" characters
    >add evil parents only wol knows

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her clothes and my dick

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How accurate is pic related, Ganker?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very ebin meme, you sir have won the internet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very ebin meme, you sir have won the internet

      ZOIDARRRK
      I BESEECH THEE!!!
      TTTTRAAAAANNNCCEEEEE!!!!!
      https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/487191-Yoshi-P-in-a-nutshell

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soi wars

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can tell the game is dead when the threads barely reach bump limit.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remove tomestone cap and add a generous roulette for forays.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >optional daily goal to do foray content for rewards
      neat
      they need a variant dungeon roulette too

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why they haven't figured out to do this yet, I don't know.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game already shits more poetics and astros at you then I feel like finding something to spend on. Oooh 10k for thanalan topsoil and Hannish cotton!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      forays are dead you stupid homosexual and matsuno killed it like the hack he is.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow it's almost like adding the roulette is meant as a solution to that problem. Fricking moron lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >valiant dungeon
          Better name than the real one tbh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should be challenge log not roulette

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex
    with lalafells

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys OP you homosexual and frick your astroturfing
    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/8cuXx3dSWFKJlv-H5RSvHQ/

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove
    Hrothgar
    >add
    Lalafell ass sliders

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make lalas shorter and their thighs thicker

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Make lalas shorter
        the game uses a lot of funny camera angles so it can keep all the people's faces in cutscenes. Lalafell are actually REALLY short.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay fine just give me a thigh and ass slider specifically for lalas only

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            actually, i want this too. not because i want to be stacked like pinklala, but because i want something other races can't have and not use it

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove Emmanalen
    Add human ears to Viera and Miqote

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove: the online component
    Add: reintegrate into gameplay the tracks they needlessly cut from the Before Meteor OST

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was TOP so shit compared to every other ultimate?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >first half of the fight is nothing
      >get to 5 minutes of limit cut vomit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing cool narratively.
      Literally only omega instead of at least a few of the fights like they had for ucob and TEA
      Mechanically boring as frick for most of it
      Super form is moronic
      At least the LB phase was kind of cool, I guess

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally only omega
        I had a dream a week before the fight came out that one of the phases was Omega glitching you between Neo Exdeath and God Kefka in a way that forced you to remember where you were and what was about to happen in the other fight. Being stuck in gay cyberspace the whole time was extremely boring. I was reminded of that dream because the last boss of Remnant 2 literally does that in his 2nd phase.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the last boss of Remnant 2 literally does that
          That boss is a gay bullet sponge that shits ground AOEs in that phase though.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            So just like most XIV bosses?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              XIV boss with an iframe dodge making it even more cancerous

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know, when the boss started casting those code Dynamis I thought he was gonna pull the bosses from the tournament.
        >Dynamis Delta is Deltascape trio
        >Dynamis Sigma is Sigmascape trio
        >Dynamis Omega is everything Omega
        But instead we got 3 trios with all Omega, lol
        At least they can use some of those bosses for future ultimates, like Kefka in a possible Warring Triad Ultimate

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a very backloaded fight. The first 4 phases are too easy, 5 feels like it was built with AM and sims in mind given how long it takes to practice mechanics that deep in the fight, and for most comps the mitigation plan for 6 insane. This one is minor, but phase 4 also being a significantly harder or easier DPS check depending on your comp.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happened to the omega quests anyway
      i thought they were gonna be a patch quest thing like tataru but they had like two of them and then I guess it ended?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        same. i was really hoping we would get omega f but i guess that didnt happen.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >no quest that ends with you going on a date with Omega-M or Omega-F depending on your choice
          >Omega-F will never hold hands with you on the beach while you gaze at the sunset
          >instead, it's just a quest of Omega telling you that Hermes was based to try and end all life

          Fricking Ishikawa, man.

          >porn addicts seething
          these quests are great for this reason alone

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Moonfire quest was short and kinda boring, but it ended with a guy kicking a shark so hard it exploded. So that was kinda neat.

            >holding hands is porn

            What did he mean by this?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            FUJOSHIT GOOD
            NORMAL FANSERVICE BAD
            LOOK AT THE CAT EATING A TACO

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        same. i was really hoping we would get omega f but i guess that didnt happen.

        >no quest that ends with you going on a date with Omega-M or Omega-F depending on your choice
        >Omega-F will never hold hands with you on the beach while you gaze at the sunset
        >instead, it's just a quest of Omega telling you that Hermes was based to try and end all life

        Fricking Ishikawa, man.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          People keep saying that her self insert character is G'raha but I'm pretty sure she self-inserts as Hermes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            her self inserts teh old blue femra.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            g’raha is my self insert
            my wol inserts himself into g’raha every night

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I will never understand wanting to frick G'raha when Estinien exist.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't understand why people want to frick this character when another one that fills an entirely different niche exists

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand why people with such shit taste are allowed to live

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand why people with such shit taste are allowed to live

                You're both wrong, graha and estinien come across as perma virgins, you want a man with some experience

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you want a man with some experience
                So I should be fricking Emet then?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >G'raha
                >best for gays who like soft uwu boys
                >best for hags who like soft uwu boys
                >best for futa on male degens (do they even exist in this game?)
                >Estinien
                >only for adult women who want an actual man
                It should be obvious.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only for adult women who want an actual man
                Estinien is for real homosexuals who want to frick men.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both EW Ultimates are awful mechanically. It's just constant bodychecks and
      >Burst for 30 sec
      >Untargetable boss
      >Burst for 30 sec
      >Untargetable boss
      DSR at least had a cool story element to it, TOP has fricking nothing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Burst for 30 sec
        >Untargetable boss
        >Burst for 30 sec
        >Untargetable boss
        That's your standard Ultimate fare.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        After taking months to to TEA and barely getting a clear before EW dropped, I knew I never wanted to bother with progging an Ultimate ever again. Picrel is from our clear.
        Instead, the hours that would’ve been for raiding is now into personal fitness instead. Best decision ever.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you sound insecure

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If that’s what you think. I’m just glad I’m not overweight, especially after seeing how the majority of the player base at fanfest is morbidly obese.
            If you like to grind, then do a grind IRL.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's a potato
          Why do the most insufferable players play lalas and hrothgar?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit title shit weapon shit fight

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't actually start until phase 5 and then it's 3 walls in a row with walls on top that are easy to frick up even if you've done it the umpteenth time.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dumb prostitutes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is do you play on standalone launcher or steam. (Don't say console)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I started on PS4 but just got it for my Steam account when I went back to PC during SB
      I just like having it on there, idk

      >Literally only omega
      I had a dream a week before the fight came out that one of the phases was Omega glitching you between Neo Exdeath and God Kefka in a way that forced you to remember where you were and what was about to happen in the other fight. Being stuck in gay cyberspace the whole time was extremely boring. I was reminded of that dream because the last boss of Remnant 2 literally does that in his 2nd phase.

      I really thought they were going to have Omega go all out and summon the old FF bosses as mechanics too
      It's a real shame how boring it turned out, but like

      You know, when the boss started casting those code Dynamis I thought he was gonna pull the bosses from the tournament.
      >Dynamis Delta is Deltascape trio
      >Dynamis Sigma is Sigmascape trio
      >Dynamis Omega is everything Omega
      But instead we got 3 trios with all Omega, lol
      At least they can use some of those bosses for future ultimates, like Kefka in a possible Warring Triad Ultimate

      said they're probably saving them for later ultimates...I've been theorizing that The Warring Triad and Kefka are going to be one eventually

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was also first on ps4 before stormblood released, ended up stopping and forgot my details and then the psn account it was attached to got banned. Picked the game back up a few years later on pc and I actually just got access to my old account today, might buy a pc license for it to just mess around.. I prefer standalone launcher since it means I can play games on steam inbetween waiting for duty pops.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add:
    smoking. Comeon, this is a jap game, they love smoking. Half the damn people in kugane are smoking pipes.

    Remove:
    Hrothgar. Remove the players from IRL too. moronic bags of AIDS.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I Think smoking has something to do with the rating somehow. every npc can smoke though. its weird. the time to cut loose and drink a lot for wol was with godbert and gerolt and they still do one cup like with the scions. moronic.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove
    hrothgar
    >add
    anti cheat to destroy all modders forever

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove Y'shtola.
    Add an actually good - hell, even decent - catgirl to the cast instead.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remove
    I dunno the gays?
    >add
    Project moon collab event so I can dress up in fancy fixer/limbus attire, and get ff14 job IDs, maybe even a abno boss fight or something, and it would make sense cause Dante's head occasionally fricks up and causes him to experience other realities

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Project moon collab event
      never going to happen, japs are somehow double racist against koreans.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Exposing project moon to FF14 troons
      You don't want that, imagine how they would have shat on the company after the most recent PR frick up.
      Not to mention the city's setting is too based for these trannies.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove Yoshi-P, add Heavensward Scholar.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would remove Y'shtola and replace her with Super Y'shtola
    just imagine

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAR OP, pls nerf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of the tanks are OP. Even GNB if (theoretically) it was ever played by a non-moron.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when's the rising?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      End of the month I think, after Moonfire Faire ends

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Potato Rangers

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the subscription fee then i'd be playing it right now.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    😀

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Red Ranger kicks shark
    >shark falls over
    >shark explodes

    kek

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, what sentai suit colors are appropriate for each role?

    and don't say pink for healer, there is no skirt variant

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue
      Red
      Green

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i ain't doing green unless i get my own zord

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't get more that a few steps into the second half of the jump puzzle
    I guess I'll just go and take beach screenshots then

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    KINO EVENT
    KINO GLAM

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >same lalaBlack folk are in every single thread
    https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/36092615/
    https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/7094015
    https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/8572272

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie you are fueling them by posting their lodestones, these miserable fricks want nothing but attention, it doesn't matter if it's negative or positive.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are a useful person who is championing a worthy cause and your parents are proud of you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell this person doesn't even play the game
      They're essentially posting this hoping that an Anon does something for them since they don't play because they think it will make me go away
      I won't

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          jokes on you. she won't get hired based on the fact she's a lala and can sue for discrimination.

          also, there's no honey bee outfit so thats just a bummer

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B-okYNwwl-I

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still not on the list
      I am simply too powerful, you'll never find me!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all missing classes at 90
      Ewwww

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    estinen was prime man meat until those stupid fujos thought it would be "cute" to make him moronic with money

    how stupid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's always been moronic, as sad as it is the only thing he's actually competent at is being pointed at something and attacking it because he devoted most of his life to muh vengeance

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Estinien
      >not moronic
      >when he lets himself get possessed by Nidhogg twice

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove Nin
    Add Thief

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >remove NIN
      no
      he's been here since day 1

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NIN was added in 2.4, stupid

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            FF14 is the only Final Fantasy game. Are you implying otherwise?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            le HECKING JOJO reference!!!!!!!

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think it's a reference when you use a direct quote and the scene its spoken in.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    RIP JDF 🙁

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to run Euphrosyne to get my weekly token so I won't have to run it when the next 24 man come around
    >Multiple 30min queues later, it never popped
    Primal is so fricking dead it hurts...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, your hunts?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm already capped in nuts, and I can't fricking win a twine in PF and I still need 2 of them to be bis.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10-11 A.M. EST on a Thursday
      >7-8 A.M. PST
      >"A bwahhh??? Why is no one on???"
      People have jobs and school Anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, it's literally 8am.
      Most people aren't playing video games that early because they're either barely waking up or have shit to do.
      It's not the data center being dead, it's you being a moron.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remove kugane/doma

    add fabul

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove
    2.5 second GCD
    >add
    actual pvp

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remove
    Improvision
    >Add
    Okami collab or another Monhun collab

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remove golbez/zero

    add 13th hunters.

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove
    FFXIV
    >add
    a better game

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove
    All deep dungeons
    >add
    Eureka 3

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remove alisaie

    add alphinaud as a girl.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    need to update the chart

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      alisaie isnt aggressive.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sadu
      >Submissive

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she gets off to being beat up and does whatever the khagan wants

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Power bottom

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No Cymet
      Shit list.

      fans seem split on the outfit
      seems you're either team hater or team justice
      which team are you on?

      >Viera can wear the helmet
      Set went from an 8/10 to a 10/10

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Emet
      >dominant

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zenos and Submissive anywhere in the same chapter
      Motherfricker you get in that bed and there's an active time maneuver immediately.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        troony post detected.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure this Lala in Limsa on Balmung has been playing Baba Yetu for at least a week now.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove Y'shtola
    Add Yugiri

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blacklist anyone who uses blu on the jumping puzzle.
    If they cheat in the event, they will cheat in pf.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Self Destruct
        >Resurrect
        >Repeat on cd

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain

      >Self Destruct
      >Resurrect
      >Repeat on cd

      reminds me of pyromancer when he did it lol

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove
    transexuals
    >add
    a relic grind to endwalker

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove
    i dunno, the ability to eternally idle in-game
    >add
    body sliders

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remove the 2.5 second gcd for a 1.5 second gcd and add healer dps combos because pressing 1 button over and over isn't fun. games so easy I can watch tv and barely pay attention while I raid savage

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      same, except i jerk off and post on Ganker too.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remove ivalice

    add final fantasy mystic quest.

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alisae's clothes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but then you could see her diaper

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Help me decide on my character fantaing into
    >Female Middie
    >Male Lala

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      male roegadyn

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lalab*y
      lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >permavirgin half moron who spends day in and day out avatargayging as a fantasy toddler on an anonymous image board

        lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that image
          >that post

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          whatever happened to arclight rumble, and why does that gnome act like a goblin?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain your hatred of lala boys!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >basic b***h option
      >goofy option

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, these are the options I've considered.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >basic b***h or sperg are your only options
          >this is considered nuanced writing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd lean towards lala, because lala you can do silly glams with that don't look moronic.
          I've honestly debated going back myself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elezen Male Duskwight > Elezen Male Wildwood > Lala Male > Middie Male > Highlander female > Elezen female > Roe female > Highlander Male > Middie female > Lala female > Roe Male >>> Everything else

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >elezen

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          just don't choose emmelain's face because its the most youthful.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i've not seen a single person in 10+ years ever pick this face for male Elezen

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is not okay to be a troony, and it is not okay to be a lalafell either (which may be even worse than a troony, a pedotroony). Just thought I had to make this clear so the thread quality improves.

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove
    Lala's from at least the msq.
    I loathe each and every cringy lala npc.
    Moogles would be next if I get to remove 2 things.
    >add
    Allow tome exchanging for other types.

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they don't have the potato famine addon installed
    >they didn't remove potatoes pedos from their game

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remove
    Non-lalafel PCs
    >Add
    Actual MMO gameplay.

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hairy is her pussy?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask yoshida. He's probably the only one that knows.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the guy you actually want to ask.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to punch him in the bald spot and say "That's for the blue blood clan, homosexual!"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bald spot
            >spot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      moderately

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remove
    The 'V'
    >Add
    no need

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sell me on 11, is the story worth the early 200s clunk?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah one of the best in the franchise, but not for endgame. Too much of an investment. It's worth a playthrough just for the story.

        i think nostalgia is bad for you. Life is dynamic, only dead things are static. Its story is finished, let it go.

        I'd be going back just to level up my remaining jobs to 99.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't solo XI as a PUP

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I played RDM, as a support for my linkshell IHOP. We beat all the way up to CoD in RoV and then everyone kinda retired from the game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did CoP Last year and its 1000 better than endwalker and handled the ancient concept much better.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >XIV will never get besieged kino

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Besieged was so unfathomably based.
            >Entire town, yes everywhere. gets swarmed with hostile Lv75+ mobs (yes, even when 75 was the player cap there were still mobs that went up to 90)
            >Newbies around? Too bad, either get out or fight
            >Piles of corpses everywhere
            >Mass rezzing
            >Named characters appear and duke it out
            >Fricking HYDRA spawns in
            >War Wamoura, creepy ass giant moths
            >LEVEL DOWN...
            They wouldn't have the BALLS to do that again.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              leveling down is a shit mechanic

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Explain why

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                removing progress as punishment for dying is too harsh, especially in an era when experience points were very hard to get

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                In ffxiv theres 0 literally no consequence to dying. After 50 you just fly back. Is not even a videogame at that point.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the time wasted getting back to what you were doing is the penalty. in combat, its the stat penalty

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the time wasted getting back to what you were doing is the penalty.
                Yeah you miunt back to the 3 meters away you were and reinstance

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yet it still pisses people off a ton. Turns out you don't need a mechanical punishment for death except the failure itself.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you never touched another videogame in your life, maybe.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your punishment is losing DPS because this is a game where the most important thing is DPS.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It made you take it fricking seriously.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              After seeing relics be only 1500 tomes i doubt theyll make any type of rpg element into the game at all again.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't they release mobs into the main cities at the end of 1.0?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but by the end of 1.0 nothing mattered.
                You didn't "carry over" anything from 1.0 except token shit gear and everyone pretends the legacy chocobo and goobbue were in the game when they actually weren't.
                Beseiged would rape you and not give a frick about your progress. The end of 1.0 was a meme by comparison.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the Astral Candescence is taken
              >high priority NPCs are captured and hate fricked in the beastmen's stronghold
              >have to now run to your camps
              >no chocobo rentals
              >no crystal drops
              You are right, they really wouldn't have the balls to implement this.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Much like FF6 and FF13, any FF game that has true gods in the setting is cringe by default

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FFXI having a Free Login Campaign next week Friday, along with a discount
    Anyone going back/trying it out?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think nostalgia is bad for you. Life is dynamic, only dead things are static. Its story is finished, let it go.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he says as the game is stagnating

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never played xi until Last year and i still think the msq was much much better than xiv and much more fun by a longshot. Only the shitty "needing to have the wiki open otherwise each quest takes a whole day" is bs but you can treat it as a modern quest journal that tells you where to go.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I missed the time when I could enjoy the gameplay without minding how it plays.

      Like, for instance, I played PSO back then on DC and GC controller and on keyboard as well, so I don't mind playing it even now.

      But XI is way too archaic for me to jump in on it in 2023 and enjoy myself with it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      XI will be probably the only one I don't want to even try. Sounds way too tedious and grindy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was true back in the day, but the old grind was moved to endgame with Mastery Leveling.
        If you just want to try the story, it's super easy now to level up and get NPC party memebers. You'd have plenty of time to start from 0 and finish the main story of base XI, and there's guides to help you too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For sure. But i dont even remember what i had to do.

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the fanfic scene for this game so shit? I don't give a frick about your homosexual wol I just want stuff with only the npcs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even ship it but the only people who seem to write good wol-less fanfic are the people that ship Thancred and Urianger

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even ship it but the only people who seem to write good wol-less fanfic are the people that ship Thancred and Urianger

      female
      troony
      tumblr

      tier "writers"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only read 2nd person WoL stories.

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the best looking Macuahuitl in game? I'm having fun with a full red indian garb paladin but there has to be a fancier one than the elm?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      darklight and plumed oak macuahuitl
      you don't have any options for this weapon after ARR

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        We might get more since we're going to "not South America"

        need more firewater. Also a two handed one would be great for DRK.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heheya Heya

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a tribe of native american lalafell is a real possibility
          /pray

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            actually lalas are gonna be polynesian stand ins. imagine islands full of skimpy, tanned and chubby lalas

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pedo shit
              No thank you, I don't have a twatter account.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      darklight and plumed oak macuahuitl
      you don't have any options for this weapon after ARR

      We might get more since we're going to "not South America"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >taru-taru cartels in DT
        Might be kino.

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LOVE toku
    >Costa del Sol absolutely fricking packed
    >0 other people wearing the outfit
    wtf
    People have absolutely dogshit taste

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw lots of groups posing with the outfite to take a photo at the base of the tower with the explosions

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't hear the normalgays and troons cry about the fact that the summer event didn't have unisex bawdglams as a reward?

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove Zenos after he dies in Stormblood
    >add a game engine that feels like it's from this decade

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not liking zenos
      troony

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >liking zenos
        biohole!
        cute

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >liking Zenos the Hedgehog

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Khloe nearly gets raped by a shark kaijin
    Hot
    and deserved

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >someone posts a ffxi shitpost
    >the ffxi player swarm the thread

    didn't think vampires could invite themselves in

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wanna talk about FFXI??
      I played FFXI!
      I love the Sanctuary of Zi'Tah bros

      ohh the memories

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >potato's shit tier opinion
      >worth anything, let alone listening to

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play both games, baka.

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post favorite minion

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Onahole of darkness

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's "Scat Hatch".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wind up Succubus, she's both sexy and cute as frick, I love her triangle mouth so much.

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    missed opportunity that DNC doesn't get the dance from the lvl 80 job quest

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    POPOTO SEXO

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add: Gameplay

    Remove: gays

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wish granted, your account has been banned

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't just /voidlist the gay away

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >woosh

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he voidlisted himself
          Oh no

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no femroe gf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >femroe
      >girl

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eureka dicksword armor
        Of course.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >discord bad
          >BUT NOT IRC DOE
          >BUT NOT VENTRILO DOE
          >BUT NOT TS3 DOE
          >BUT NOT MUMBLE DOE

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            skype was and is better

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they exist

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 8 year old in me is screaming.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should I call the police about that?

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >incels talk about ff11 nostalgia
    >autosage

    kek.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon but we clearly need room for more BG3 threads

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sasuga jannies, wonder which shitpost thread on the catalog for the game they're deleting this one in favor of

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the
      Bg3 for sure

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when you mess up your penumbra collections

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

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