Because endless npcs will expect more work of you then, instead you put a situation where they start infighting and blaming each other for the content they don't want.
>no you can't have sharks you'll think killing sharks is okay irl >no you can't have fireflies, they're toxic to toads >yes go kill armadillos and put their shell on your dog, what's leprosy
I do agree wolves can get armor
I disagree you need a literally Pikmin Breadbug mob to get it. Just fricking use leather or the other ores like you have for yourself. Or ffs, make COPPER be used for this shit since there is no fricking use for copper that matters.
This shit doesn't even make sense when horse armor is found (used to be craftable) in chests, why not just add wolf armor in them too, like mods already do. No, really, the only acceptable shitty mob to pick is the crab. Actually adds functionaly to the game that isn't in the game so it forces israelitejang to actually do their jobs and make their game with content, instead of the Penguin which is literally rehashed code. It's painfully obvious why they put the easiest to rehashed mobs last and the one with the most effort to add to the game be the first one, so people could go "Oh but THAT mob is WAAAAY better! :OOOOOOOOOOOO"
I hate mojang, Mods is the only way to call this game good.
What the frick do these devs even do if it takes them this long to make an update and the best they can offer is one of three simple mobs that are so fricking lame I forget they exist after they're added
Everyone shitting on the phantom has lived rent free in there head every since, why do you think every new mob vote is some shitty small passive thing that does barely anything gameplay wise
it also doesn't help that most of the shit they add being self contained garbage that can be totally ignored
you can totally bet the mob on OP will be used for armor ONCE, then it will be ignored because it doesn't do shit to protect wolves since they still take a dive in the nearest lava pool given any chance
>Hey guys what animal should we add to minecraft >Minecraft, you know, the game in which everything is a cube >The one fricking animal that curls into a ball
Mojang is composed of people that are either moronic, evil or both.
>game I want is in development hell, made by a developer known for their shitty donation based minecraft servers, and is owned by a shitty parent company
why is it so hard for large corporations to make these kinds of games that indie devs like to make?
>Why don't AAA devs make smaller good games >Nooo we HAVE to make a 100 bajillion GB game with open worlds that are somehow beyond the scope of our thousands of devs and insane budget and all the textures have to be PBR 4k, we can't just make things people actually want or enjoy!!
>MFW It's been almost 6 YEARS since announcement >No beta >No alpha >Barely any screenshots/gameplay
Yeah that shit ain't coming, and you damn well know when it does it's going to be filled to the brim with pay 2 win shit
last time i went out with my wolf he teleported to the bottom of a pyramid with me and tripped the tnt before I could disarm it, it was on my hardcore world
now I sit their stupid moron asses down in my base and they sit there forever, where they can't kill either themselves or me in any way
>you NEED the armadillo carapace to make the armor >you can't just make it yourself with leather or anything.
Here's my mob idea: Add an alien you can rip the brain out of to give your dog better AI first for fricks sake.
Seriously though why is every addition nowadays just decoration troony shit? How about actually expand on systems like farming or more magic shit.
Minecraft has a kinda magic biotech sort of style that I wish was implemented more and added or expanded on more mechanics.
ooo hello heres your holiday armadillo update
minecraft's target audience isn't old enough to post on Ganker
Same could be said for 80% of the games posted here
Here's an idea, why doesn't the multi billion dollar company stop being lazy fricks and add all 3?
And then why stop at 3 hmm? Why not 10? 100? How about 1000?
Yeah, why not 10 or 100 or give players the ability to contribute and make 1000?
because they have 3 ideas. Baby steps, anon. We dont want to overload the overworked devs now
But adding three things modders have already implemented is so much work!
They don’t want to bloat it like terraria
Polar Bears, Pandas, and Sniffers say otherwise.
Content is le bad
minecraft is already the very definition of bloat. gee golly I sure love all this useful copper
Coding too hard please understand
Because endless npcs will expect more work of you then, instead you put a situation where they start infighting and blaming each other for the content they don't want.
>no you can't have sharks you'll think killing sharks is okay irl
>no you can't have fireflies, they're toxic to toads
>yes go kill armadillos and put their shell on your dog, what's leprosy
We're going to need a "Better than wolf armor" mod.
I do agree wolves can get armor
I disagree you need a literally Pikmin Breadbug mob to get it. Just fricking use leather or the other ores like you have for yourself. Or ffs, make COPPER be used for this shit since there is no fricking use for copper that matters.
This shit doesn't even make sense when horse armor is found (used to be craftable) in chests, why not just add wolf armor in them too, like mods already do. No, really, the only acceptable shitty mob to pick is the crab. Actually adds functionaly to the game that isn't in the game so it forces israelitejang to actually do their jobs and make their game with content, instead of the Penguin which is literally rehashed code. It's painfully obvious why they put the easiest to rehashed mobs last and the one with the most effort to add to the game be the first one, so people could go "Oh but THAT mob is WAAAAY better! :OOOOOOOOOOOO"
I hate mojang, Mods is the only way to call this game good.
I need an update that helps creatively bankrupt people like me still build cool stuff. Any ideas?
Build Auschwitz
What the frick do these devs even do if it takes them this long to make an update and the best they can offer is one of three simple mobs that are so fricking lame I forget they exist after they're added
Everyone shitting on the phantom has lived rent free in there head every since, why do you think every new mob vote is some shitty small passive thing that does barely anything gameplay wise
it also doesn't help that most of the shit they add being self contained garbage that can be totally ignored
you can totally bet the mob on OP will be used for armor ONCE, then it will be ignored because it doesn't do shit to protect wolves since they still take a dive in the nearest lava pool given any chance
It hasn't helped that they basically abandoned phantoms as they are. Easily the worst mob in the game next to the stupid vex.
>Hey guys what animal should we add to minecraft
>Minecraft, you know, the game in which everything is a cube
>The one fricking animal that curls into a ball
Mojang is composed of people that are either moronic, evil or both.
>game I want is in development hell, made by a developer known for their shitty donation based minecraft servers, and is owned by a shitty parent company
why is it so hard for large corporations to make these kinds of games that indie devs like to make?
>Why don't AAA devs make smaller good games
>Nooo we HAVE to make a 100 bajillion GB game with open worlds that are somehow beyond the scope of our thousands of devs and insane budget and all the textures have to be PBR 4k, we can't just make things people actually want or enjoy!!
exactly, AAA always just chased trends set by small indie games because they can't risk their 500 billion investment
>MFW It's been almost 6 YEARS since announcement
>No beta
>No alpha
>Barely any screenshots/gameplay
Yeah that shit ain't coming, and you damn well know when it does it's going to be filled to the brim with pay 2 win shit
why do wolves need armor players never take their heckin pupperinos outside of their shitty bases because they're scared to lose them
last time i went out with my wolf he teleported to the bottom of a pyramid with me and tripped the tnt before I could disarm it, it was on my hardcore world
now I sit their stupid moron asses down in my base and they sit there forever, where they can't kill either themselves or me in any way
Wake me up when they make it so you can put helmets on pigs like the Music Video of Cube Land
>you NEED the armadillo carapace to make the armor
>you can't just make it yourself with leather or anything.
Here's my mob idea: Add an alien you can rip the brain out of to give your dog better AI first for fricks sake.
Seriously though why is every addition nowadays just decoration troony shit? How about actually expand on systems like farming or more magic shit.
Minecraft has a kinda magic biotech sort of style that I wish was implemented more and added or expanded on more mechanics.
where's the autocrafting
its been years where is it
It looks like someone peed on the wolf
I didn't even know about the wolf armor when I watched it because I had my sound muted. I just like armadillos
The devs arent lazy btw. Just bad and beholdend to byzantine bureaucracy
>devs arent lazy
>they are just shit
That's even worse
What's the point of wolf armor when the only reason you'd bring wolves is if you have 10 minimum?
>twitterified gaijin 4koma
TOTAL ZOOMER DEATH
I want the crab because crabs are my favorite animal 🙂
Sir, may I have some Frog hat?