If you had access to a holodeck what game would you recreate?

If you had access to a holodeck what game would you recreate, Ganker?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my childhood

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soulsgays

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, holohoax joke

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >joke

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the greatest bad joke in the history of mankind

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holodeck more like holocaust am I right?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking lizard hunter gays

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoujo Ramune

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting Over It With Bennett Foddy
    like you're stuck in the pot yourself and you gotta pull yourself up with a big hammer

    but the gravity is less than it is in real life

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like 0.95 g?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    game with sex xDDDD

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A city building game where you can walk around the city you've built.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...Tokimeki Memorial, Pie Carrot Yokoso, Sakura Wars or any other date sim.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mother

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meet and Frick Kingdom, Steve.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meet and huh!?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon's Dogma II

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TF2 so I can try bonk

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1970s New York detective game
    smoking endless cigarettes and carrying a snubnose, trying to figure out who gave the hooker a hot dose
    KINO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mein neger

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Picard.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Super mario RPG.
    I wanna live in moleville with all the old time mammys

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silent hill 4's ghostly ghoulish otherworld setting and art direction, Devil May Cry 3 style gameplay,
    Metal Gear Solid type story.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Computer, show me a thread on Ganker where people talk about video games they've played

    [ERROR] STIPULATED CONDITIONS IMPOSSIBLE TO RECREATE. ABORTING OPERATION

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    warthunder, or any better flight sim with historic planes i dont know. Id get banned from the holodeck like barclay for being in there too long. and id spend as much time as possible trying to get disgusting pornography to work in there without getting caught

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if my understanding is right thats what its used for quite a bit. the only taboo is it being with real people as characters. i'm 99% sure there was a DS9 episode about it, and one for voyager

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if they don't outright say it, it is absolutely used for that.
        Humans are horny frickers and here you have a machine that can literally make any sexual fantasy you can think up come true and with no consequences.

        Venture bros was on point, they knew exactly what a device like this would be used for and didn't pretend otherwise.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gene Roddenberry was a horny motherfricker. He wanted Picard's vacation planet (Rizon?) to have lesbo orgies in the background.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically pokemon

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Quest

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Computer, simulate an early 21st century internet imageboard dedicated to video game discussion, and populate it with autistic 30 year olds who live with their parents. Disengage all safety protocols.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I work with 40-60 year olds and when I tell them I want to move out of my parents' because I just feel like it's time they basically unanimously call me a fricking moron.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the siege of vraks

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last of us 1. The first scene. I take the role of Joel and Sarah has just revealed to me that she sells drugs, I must teach her a lesson.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goon cave story

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mata Nui online adventure.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >drop bionicle at Metru Nui
      >never found out the island was a giant robot god alien till last year
      >the entire thing was inspired by the creator's cancer treatment
      >island was him, bad guys were cancer and the bionicles were his meds

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're approaching the LZ, it's gonna be hot, get set to come out swinging.
    Touch Down, Hit it Marines!

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd play the Republic Commando Genesis scene of the war in the background between the droids and clones, but replace the clones with my bros and the droids with women.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geonosis*

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd play Warhammer 40k, Siege of Cadia before it got cracked in half by Abbadon's b***h fit with the Black Stone Fortress.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gravity Rush with Spyro world design. Just whoosh around.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mass incestuous orgy with replicas of my mother, sisters, and aunts. Afterwards when I'm too tired to fight back, my giantess sized sister in law swallows me whole and alive. Safety off, execute program.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hidler simulator 1932

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something depressingly close to Broccoli's, probably

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That VR game where you kill women in an arena.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        saved to my spank bank

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget about the big tiddies actress who played Dex

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Personally I never cared for Jadzia Dax, she is run of the mill model, and her only interesting trait as a character was the fact that she is huge Klingon nerd. Ezri at the other hand, I would frick her senseless

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it wasn't even jadzia who was the klingaboo. it was kurzon.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I tried to watch DS9 a few years ago but everyone simping/being horny for this character was too fricking weird. Not because she was a woman but because she was a slug inside Sisko's 70 year old male friend and for some reason everyone was not just OK with this but horny too.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can frick your best friend that is in a womans body so its not gay

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but what if your pp touches the brain slug

              I'd just want to fly over the Earth and enjoy the feeling of seeing everything from that viewpoint.

              Can't you just look out the window you're in a spaceship

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not the same as feeling the wind through your hair as you're magically flying at any rate of speed over a perfect simulation of Earth.
                Try it man. Spiritual experience. Ive done it in my dreams but struggle to recreate that experience again.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel you now I had 200 hours fricking around in gravity rush because I wanted that feel

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but what if your pp touches the brain slug

              [...]
              Can't you just look out the window you're in a spaceship

              >that episode where everyone gets horny for each other and jadzia makes passes at sisko, making him deeply uncomfortable
              I fricking love DS9

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    vr murder

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tales of Androgyny

    My coomer brain is too far gone.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game and without safety protocols, obviously.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tenchu

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hitman: Blood Money

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the original 47 game has bullet holes on your victims

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hitman 2 is probably the best

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      10/10

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Computer, load Assetto Corsa program, car: 1984 Porsche 911 Turbo, Nordschleife tourist track, all assists: off, one hundred random opponents, aggression set to maximum, safeties: off
    >Holodeck crashes the Enterprise's systems trying to load the cars in

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this looks like fun

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet, the Holodeck has Car Mechanic Simulator.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        little Alice

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >psst it's not holodeck
        let's watch two girls kiss while I fix my car

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not just have fun?

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. AR is not a game mechanism.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need a holodeck to immerse myself in a game, that's what my "going into games machine" is for

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing I would do is use it to frick yuffie

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everquest.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >disable all safety

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Animal Crossing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ship's memory caps out from keeping your village active and running while you're away

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomer moron frickwads: VIDEO GAME VIOLENCE IS TOO REALISTIC AND CAUSES OUR KIDS TO SHOOT UP SCHOOLS
    Also boomer moron frickwads: WOW WOULDN'T IT BE SO COOL IF THERE WAS A SIM MACHINE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM REAL LIFE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer moron frickwads: ATTRACTIVE WHITE WOMEN IS SEXUAL OBJECTIFICATION AND CAUSES OUR KIDS TO BE SEXIST MISOGYNIST
      Also zoomer moron frickwads: WOW IT'S SO COOL THAT WE HAVE FURRY FUTA INFLATION e-girl PORN SIMULATORS IH VR CHAT I WANT TO TRANSITION INTO A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL BIGOT

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to reject women

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this b***h have anything more to her than taking it in the ass or taking it into the pussy, mentioning that on second visit then looping back?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has a decent amount of content and I found her charming, but if the fact that she's had lots of sex before bothers you then then her later scenes won't make you like her a whole lot more. Also to see all her content you need to pay her 200,000 eros iirc.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I'm asking if there is more content to her than one scene and her reaction next time before it loops. I assume you need to get the bag bawd before she gets more scenes?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bag hag doesn't matter, she has her own content (you can even bring her to your room) but nothing more substantial than what you get when you run across her the first couple times. Buttbawd cat has more to her, once you get far enough with her she rents out a room in the dungeon and quits her job, letting you visit her more casually. No characters are marryable or anything, the farthest you get with anyone is equivalent to like a couple months into going out with someone. Game is still, I assume, about half finished. The kunoichis have a bit more content after one of the latest updates though and to me that's what's really important.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    want to team up with Q

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we should all just drink tea

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am Leon S Kennedy going on missions with wenches

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to holodeck
    >recreate my room so I can sit down and watch tv since it's closer to my station than my room

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just want to fly over the Earth and enjoy the feeling of seeing everything from that viewpoint.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holodeck, Super Mario Meet and Frick game. I'm the only male. The females are extremely horny and will do anything. Make me smell horrible as they pine for me.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Computer, recreate, the conditions of this earth historic event called the "holocaust", and replace the victims for Bajorans

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't he just be disappointed at how mildly bajorans are being treated in comparison to what he'd heard about the hall of cost?

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old time space serial. Geordi can come along as long as he understands we need to call him colored boy to stay authentic.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kenshi. Safety off.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honey Select 2

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Senran Kagura

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, we currently just invented 1/2 if the holodeck with ChatGPT. Now someone just has to invent holograms and combine the two.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're going to make AI VR long before we make physically interactable holodecks. we'll find a way to hook shit into our brains and simulate or stimulate all of those sensations and feelings before we find a way to re-arrange matter and reality itself.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we'll find a way to hook shit into our brains and simulate or stimulate all of those sensations and feelings before
        Whenever that happens humanity is inevitably going to turn into a bunch of asocial antisocial NEETs who can't interact normally with actual, real humans. Even normalgays probably wouldn't leave their own virtual worlds if they could do whatever the frick they want.
        And if people ever do decide to take breaks and come out of it, just imagine what it'd be like. Echo chambers are bad now, but imagine how bad it'll be when people can literally simulate a world where people treat them as gods.
        Everyone will become mega narcissists.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          smart phones already did that. in the future procreation will be done via catalogue and crispr rather than playing bullshit games with moronic females.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >computer, simulate Bajoran Kai Winn with a whip, make her insult me as a weak disgusting Bajoran man, disable safety protocols

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gross

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Computer, simulate the entire female cast of Farscape, naked, aroused and heavily armed.
    Now simulate Rygel in an elevated position savagely critiquing my performance

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    An explanation as to why the CIA needed to make an Okinawan resort and Military base to lure out international terrorists on anything but U.S soil.

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