If you weren't old enough in 2008 you will NEVER understand the hype

If you weren't old enough in 2008 you will NEVER understand the hype

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was 24 and had seethe first time and this was a nothingburger to me so idk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >almost 40 and still on Ganker
      is there really no escape

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I escaped in my mid 20s but came back in my 30s again.

        Jason Grifith was kino.

        Frick spax3.

        holy shit, that's a name I haven't heard since early youtube! I still remember his crooked teeth. Whatever happened to that guy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s changed names several times in the last 10 years, got hooked on horse shiw (because of course) and is still being a raging dramagay, but on a far smaller scale since the internet is full of bigger lolcows now, and behaviors like Spax/now Powerhoodz’s is more acceptable

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I turned 40 in June. Happily married with a family. I'm off work til Thursday and I have problems sleepin

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        been here 18 years and counting
        unless you leave early, die, or have something life changing happen to you there really is no escape

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >die
          >all those cool anons that just died
          >the edgy racist chud kids stayed
          The world is an unfair place

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            to be fair most of those edgy chud kids are new, they weren't here from the start
            the insanity on the site has really ramped up the last 5-10 years and it's clear as day
            but yeah lots of cool interesting people die young and there's nothing we can do about it
            >don't keep in contact with the people i went to school with
            >decide to take a look
            >all those suicides, deaths, and drug addicts
            makes me wonder how many of the people i used to play with online who never logged back in just fricking died or got murdered

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jason Grifith was kino.

    Frick spax3.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a CHAD

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was shit until unleashed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually defending a fricking 4kids anime dub voice actor
      why do sonicgays love to eat shit and beg for more?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        People are afraid to criticize Griffith because of how autistic his most vocal haters ended up being.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i mean hes better than the literal old man doing a skater kid voice (or literally just an old man voice in frontiers) that came after him i guess but its still dogshit.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            can't find one that isn't animated
            https://youtube.com/shorts/Tj8quOtsGf4?feature=share

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yugioh dub voices were fricking spot on perfect though?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      newbie
      Everyone wanted Ryan Drummond.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Captain Falcon killing all those Pikmin
      >ROB appearing
      >Wario's everything
      Brawl was cool for the most part, I just wish it didn't have tripping and other garbage that basically cemented it to be the black sheep of Smash

      both suck

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I aGReE aNOn!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ryan > Jaleel > Jason > Roger

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when sonic came in at the very end of subspace emissary and fricked tabuu up like this god of the multiverse and sonic just does a spin dash or homing attack on the fricker and it hurts him? Without the chaos emeralds too, super sonic would frick tabuu up. This is becasue tabuu represents nintendo and nintendo's biggest threat was sega in the 90s so like sonic is strong agaisnt ninderto

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Nintendo characters all ran up to Tabuu with ZERO plan
      >They were about to get wiped out twice in a fricking row
      >Sonic spindashes out of nowhere, fricks Tabuu up, beats him, and leaves
      kino as frick

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if they had not revealed Sonic before the game released so THIS was the first time you saw him

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no...
          >Sonic is leaked along with the cutscenes on YouTube
          >Sakurai "THAT'S IT, NO MORE STORY MODE OR 3RD PARTY CHARACTERS!"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically SOUL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whaaaaat

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    never cared for sonic so his inclusion meant jackshit to me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never cared for sonic
      Thanks for confirming that you're a homosexual anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me neither, but Sonic, Goku, and Cloud were the "never evers" that everyone talked about after Melee came out so I was kind of impressed that one of them got in. Now I'm a full on Sonic Furry, thanks Sakurai

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take me back to simpler times.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was old enough, and I remember being struck about people I knew who were super excited for it, but when pressed upon it weren't really knowledgeable about Sonic.
    It was sort of the first time I became aware that there is a major strain of person who gets excited about stuff mostly because they know they're supposed to get excited about it.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Olympics game was already out.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was certainly a time to be growing up, man. even if the 7th gen spelled the end as we know it, and brawl being made spitefully by sakurai, that fricking sonic reveal was legendary. I had actual chills as a kid.
    Frickin going from the chills of the fricking end boss in sonic adventure 2 battle just a few years prior, to that, was like being spoiled over and over again. Credit were its due, even if sega only knew how to massively frick things up, they sure wanted to at least make kids happy, and they did.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brawl being made spitefully by sakurai
      You can feel his anger in how the game plays.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember his announcement not coming with much fanfare, it was just another Dojo update.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.smashbros.com/wii/en_us/characters/sonic.html
      it was pretty amazing. Just expecting another update and WHAM fricking Sonic right on the front page

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers will NEVER EVER understand the magic that was Japan Time.
        >the massive shitstorms every time a new character was revealed on here and GameFAQs

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was a better time to be on the internet in general.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't Captain Falcon take fricking FOREVER to get revealed for no reason?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, he wasn't shown until the game was already leaked so you had doomsayers over him and Ness for weeks on end.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah everyone was convinced Ness was out for some reason. There were also a lot who were adamant that Tom Nook would be in even after he was shown in the Animal Crossing stage. Funny times.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                > for some reason.
                The reason is Ness was supposed to get cut in Melee and he only stayed in because EB64 got cancelled. So the Lucas reveal had us all thinking it finally happened. Happy to be wrong.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is supposed to be a secret unlockable in Brawl so Sakurai refused to show him before the game came out. Same went for Luigi, Marth, Ness, Jigglypuff, etc.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why was Brawl specifically the game that caused a million shitstorms? There's never been anything like it before or since.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right place at the right time
            >Game giving real time updates during development was novel at the time
            >Internet was smaller and still mostly populated by nerds and kids so smash news would be talked about everywhere
            >People weren't as jaded towards media nearly as much as they are today.
            You could never achieve brawl hype today.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because Sakurai was dropping constant updates on the website.

            It is culturally closer to Homestuck than it is to any other videogame marketing. It became a ritual for people to check the website nightly.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It is culturally closer to Homestuck-

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He actually did updates for Smash 4 as well but nobody cared.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            internet wasn't mainstream with social media so most people went to forums to build up the hype and connected in little circles

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            because JAPAN TIME
            Also Melee sequel had lots to live up to. It didnt.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          UNTIL NOW

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why did he phrase it like that and scare all the Ness fans

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              probably a translation thing

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And neither he nor anyone said anything, I was coping hard at that moment, then he removed Mewtwo.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You must recover!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And subsequently all the Gamefaqs kiddies coming here and staying here. I think this is where Ganker took a nosedive.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was when I went on the dojo and saw "SECRET CHARACTER" and Luigi was there
    I know it's silly now but I legitimately was worried he wouldn't be in the game by that point. It was Jan 2008 I think

    Smash Dojo was so cool man

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking newbies weren't even born when the original came out.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was the Snake reveal. He was so much more fun to play in Brawl then he is in Ultimate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Snake was so much more fun to play in Brawl then he is in Ultimate
      He wasn't.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he was. Don't sass me.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    captain falcon not getting announced until after release was the real kino. non-stop CAPTAIN FALCON WHEN? WHERE CAPITAN FALCON? every week.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was revealed before release. It just took so long that people started to suspect that he had been cut.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember the "no clones" rumor, and everyone thinking Luigi was gone.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        To get more technical, they didn't start revealing any of the unlockable characters (besides Snake and Sonic) until after the game released in Japan, which was a full month before we got it.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the massive shitfit when thw full roster leaked especially towards Wolf and R O.B.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In hindsight, I feel incredibly silly for ever getting excited over Smash Bros.
    I didn't even have any friends to play it with.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smash used to be very fun even in single player

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really strange. I was a Sophomore in highschool at the time and a friend and I would browse the Dojo website whenever new info would drop, but I never got the hype for Brawl. Not really sure why.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That was the first time I heard Japanese Snake because I'm pretty sure the first trailer of him wasn't even localized.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember first seeing the cutscenes on yt back in 2007 despite all of them being in japanese and was so stoked for it. Brawl still is unironically the most epic smash game to date.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was like 18 and I found it hard to get excited because he wasn't MY Sonic, he was the reboot one for edgy little kids.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. aknotholeresident

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I hate Archiegays. Whereas Modern fans are at least fans of the actual games.

        I'm also, surprise, significantly more "over it" than I was literally 15 years ago when the franchise shift was still recent.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Classic purists I'll never understand. I also grew up with a Genesis. Adventure Sonic is not a reboot it was a pretty natural and smooth transition. It's still Sonic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its literally just a shitass redesign. it wouldnt have been an issue if they didnt make the redesign CANON in generations, instead of just keeping it an artstyle change like literally every other series in existence.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a fine design. One of the few character design updates in history to actually work. I agree, Generations should have been a one-off cute nod to the audience.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i personally dont have a problem with it but i think if they made sonic look more like he did in the OVA it wouldve been better. it wouldve still worked with the more serious stories they wanted to do in the 2000s.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              OVA and junio sonic is so kino, i'm fine with the modern design, but it just can't compare.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that you, mariotheplumber?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of my favorite Sonic games are the 3D ones but even I agree that the classic design is far superior. There's something about the modern art style that just feels... gross to me? The right artwork looks like cute cartoon characters while the left looks distinctly furry. I know Sonic isn't supposed to be "cute" but there's supposed to be a balance of edge and chibi to the characters. The modern iteration of Sonic in particular ruins a lot of his appeal for me.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There wasn't as much hype as you'd expect. There could have been, but there wasn't. For two reasons
    >Mario and Sonic at the fricking Olympics was already announced
    The historic moment of these two former rivals finally appearing in a game together and THATS what they came up with. What a fricking waste of an opportunity.
    >Snake was already announced for Brawl
    Revealing him first was also a major waste and a hype killer. As if they were gonna do third parties and NOT add Sonic.

    They didn't even make it a cool reveal like with Snake. They just dropped him on the Dojo one day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Snake was a better first reveal because that really drove home that third party characters can make it in. Sonic was already seen as close to Nintendo by that point but Snake was huge

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was 21 and super hyped when I saw him on the site, shit was kino as frick

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a weak fragile feminine zoomer

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess, but certainly understood the magic that was him appearing in subspace.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn’t hyped because i never got the appeal of Sonic, just seems like that one horse show but for boys

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucario won't be in and you fricking know it, furgay.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mewtwogay thinks he's returning
      If Luigi and Captain Falcon aren't coming back, neither will that loser

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in 6th Grade.
    >get to school,
    >immediately, people are going up to me and saying Sonic's in Brawl.
    >in 6th grade I was known as the Sonic kid.
    >I dismissed this and assumed people were messing with me.
    >I'm pretty sure I said to them "Yeah, right."
    >I was so convinced it wasn't true.
    >The day continues like this.
    >So many people are telling me that Sonic is in Brawl and I just don't believe them.
    >The day ends and I go home.
    >I decide to actually CHECK the Smash Dojo once I'm home,
    >it loads up, and there he is.
    >Sonic the Hedgehog.
    >I lost my mind.
    It was probably one of the best moments of my 11 year old life.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I was known as the Sonic kid
      In P.E. did you run around the track with your arms behind you?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In P.E. did you run around the track with your arms behind you?
        I may have. I was into Naruto back then too, so it's highly possible. I also just talked about Sonic a frick ton. I was autistic as frick. Still am!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Still am!
          cute

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And then Brawl turned out to be really, really weak.
    People bring up tripping like that was the most of Brawl's problems. Ha. Haha.
    No, it was immediately obvious that Metaknight ruined the game. Tripping was just some extra ruin-frosting on top.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was largely because of the weak gravity that made it less snappy than melee. Thats part of why Project M existed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The final championship official Brawl match was won by Bowser.
      Melee sucks, Brawl is skill based. Any character can be good if you’re good enough.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Any character can be good if you’re good enough.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was 16, i remember the hype.
    and i also remember the disappointment and realizing melee was much better 2 months later.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yo

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got Brawl the first day and never gave a shit about sanik lol frick him he is lame as my morning shit. He is also a homosexual for rejecting sexy Amy

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me Martin Burke will always be the best Sonic Voice

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snake was the actual hype announcement.
    The actual floodgate opener.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snake in Brawl is still the most shocking thing I’ve ever seen in an announcement.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In an old Nintendo Power interview promoting Mega Man 9, the interviewer asks why Mega Man didn’t make it into Brawl. The two guys being interviewed (I think Inafune was one of them?) both say that it was purely because Capcom expected a call from Nintendo, when it was actually the other way around, and Nintendo had actually been approached by Sega and Kojima, and that if they had known they would have gotten the business heads talking. Assuming they’re telling the truth I wonder how Mega Man would’ve turned out if he had been shoved into Brawl early instead of being made the main face of 4’s announcement?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spend freshman year of high school waiting for dojo updates with friend
      >constantly joke that the next post will be sonic
      >his internet is out that day
      >tells me not to tell him what it was
      >i just joke that it was sonic

      It probably played out for him much better if Sonic's moveset is anything to go by. The focus on more gimmicky characters in sm4sh might have had more influence on Mega Man's moveset, but idk. That time crunch to put Sonic in Brawl (combined with Sakurai's autism against reworking movesets) makes him a disappointing monkey's paw.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Brawl fanart, had a lot of soul also the subspace interactions and weird pairings.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still have my brawl tshirt that i got from the midnight launch

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sonic reveal was gigakino hype
    >can't wait to use him
    >game finally comes out
    >don't find him fun to play at all
    It was really disappointing. Racking up damage with hit and run keep away playstyle was just so tedious and unsatisfying. Ended up liking Pokemon Trainer a lot more out of the newcomers. Ivysaur was my homie.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh anonintendono

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2008
    The real hype was the reveal trailer that came out in 2005 that dropped Pit, Wario, ZSS, final smashes and fricking Snake all in one go.
    Now consider that there are 18-year-olds here that weren't born when it came out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't like that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >real hype
      The hype was unprecedented, but Sonic reveal stalled the internet, literally, wordpress just crashed, all the forums were dead.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easily the best smash.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Real men use items!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s a filtered list of items on very low (no smash balls or gay annoying shit like springs and other shit that no one likes to use).

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was 6 when this happened and i was still hyped
    kids still had playground arguments about mario vs sonic even before they could multiply

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically, legitimately feel bad for the zoomies. They were born and raised in a declining world, at least we got to enjoy it for a bit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel beyond bad, they’re all genuinely insane. Not that there’s anything wrong with them but they live a lie consuming poison and pills and vapes and shitty food their whole lives, they’re all legitimate whackos. Don’t even mention the fact they’ve been mentally raped and abused in “”””~~*((school*~~)”””” for the last 18 years being forcefed shit about MLK and Holohoax every day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got bullied at school like many here probably do. But at least when I got home I could escape and have a space to relief myself with my family away from all the bullshit. But kids nowadays have to deal with that shit + other kids having whatsapp and socials constantly looping on their shit using their phones, taking pictures, videos, terminally online so the harassment never stops. Holy frick, I would've offed myself if that happened to me.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just shut your eyes homie lol the real bad thing you kind of touched on is no escape.
          White guilt millennial parents trooning them out, creepy ~~*((school Psychologists*~~ molesting them in school, police and armed guard at school at all times for feral seasoning attacks and false flag shootings, police enforce trans to come to school and molest kids, no movies or film or games, it’s all evil, racist shit spreading racial dissent and hatred and being divisive toward men and women. I’ll have a computer in my house for, whatever, things, but I’m not owning any ~~*~~*(smart*~~*~~) devices or screens, except a TV in the living room with a DVD player. Might as well just let your kids snort coke all day, would be less damaging than the ~~*~~*screen*~~*~~).
          We have to get out. Imagine when kids in school now are adults. Joe Biden’s zomified corpse in its 5th term will tell those kids who are now in their 20s that they need to round up and kill everyone who is over 25 and they’ll celebrate it as a great, beautiful, good thing because the government said it was. We’re unironically in danger in America. These people especially kids are all completely tapped.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's so weird, everyone always tried to get on my nerves, had long hair, always been a baby faced twink, even my "friends" kept trying to bother me until the last day, even today, almost 2 decades after, they still try to use the same shit against me, but I always fought back and I don't feel like the bullying was performed.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just because it was a long going thing OP. People said it couldn't be done and growing up with smash there were so many fake sonic rumors and BS circulating that when it did happen it was pretty great. There was a lot of division with all the next gen console war chaos too.
    >You can cheat with gameshark to get Super Sonic in Super Smash Bros.
    >Use action replay to unlock Sonic in Melee.
    >Ridley is too big to fit in the game.
    I remember having long debates with my friends about some of them. It was great rubbing it into their faces and seeing their reactions when we played brawl together through many nights.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was TOO old in 2008 to feel hype.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sit down homosexuals, let me remind you of the Heroes of the Web and the autism that was Eternal Nothings' reaction to Sonic's reveal

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