If your character is Lawful he'd pick up the can. If your character is Chaotic he'd resist. Keep things simple

If your character is Lawful he'd pick up the can
If your character is Chaotic he'd resist
Keep things simple

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that guy in the mask is evil, i mean, just look at him.
    if your character is good, they'd kill him.
    simple as.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but if they pick up the can afterwards and dispose of it properly they're Lawful Good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Leaving the can on the ground will tax the logistical apparatus of the Evil empire, and thus contribute more to the cause of Lawful Good than picking it up, however minute.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the evil empire clearly isn't spending a whole lot of time cleaning up trash, look at the floor around that trash can
          the lawful good thing to do is to get one of those spikes you use to pick up trash and stab the guy in the neck before properly disposing of the corpse and the can

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if the can actually housed the soul of the demilich meczeverrax
      killing the dude would be pretty evil then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the line between lawful good and lawful evil is very thin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lawfull good
      >pick up the can
      >say "no frick off"
      >CP instantly vaporise
      >refuse to elaborate
      >leave

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pick up the can and shove it in the garbage bin the guy wears on his head.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly is the law that forces me to clean up after the guard?
    if I'm lawful, I will confront the guard for breaking the law himself, if anything

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rolled 13, 19 = 32 (2d20)

    I attempt to stomp the can flat then do a sick kick, flipping it into the trash!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a weird scene when you realise the guards are barely human, tortured little husks with amputated limbs and disfigured face in a suit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The metrocops aren't full aug'd, the higher rank combine soldiers/enforcers are increasingly augmented but the metrocops are just dudes in masks reinforcing the regime for more rations.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Civil Protection is just dudes who get extra food and sex occasionally. The augmentations start after memory replacements.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cps are still normal hence why people like barney were able to infiltrate them, its anybody above them that are brainwashed cyborgs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >surgically augment human soldier
      >tell him to stand around with a tazer stick hassling random civilians at a checkpoint
      The combines goals are surely a mystery.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lawful isn't about obedience to human social structures.
    Chaos isn't about disobedience to human social structures.
    Actually Law being called Law is doing a lot of the heavy lifting of convincing people of this false equivocation. It should be Order/Chaos not Law/Chaos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay, what would an Order aligned character do in this situation, then?

      Good Order?

      Evil Order?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chaos and Order don't tell you what a character's personality or code of behavior is, they tell you which side of a cosmic struggle for dominion over the world a character broadly ALIGNS with. They don't prescribe behavior. X alignment character would do whatever they personally feel is correct in the situation. Good/Evil is more rooted in individual code of conduct but its still an individual making best judgments usually with some divine doctrine informing their decisionmaking.
        The entire question is reductive nonsense.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How would you, specifically, play it out? What would the last Order aligned character you played as do? Assuming you ever played an Order aligned character.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't use alignment because its a seriously bad system in 90% of games. Unless your universe has the metaphysical combat between Order and Chaos actively playing out and impacting the setting it doesn't do anything for you, and most fantasy games don't use that narrative device (or break it up more broadly into specifically opposed factions instead of a metaphysical dichotomy, like 40k).
            Personally IRL I'd pick up the can because I'm white.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Weird choice to talk about a system you don't use, then.

              But philosophy is fun as well.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Weak cope from someone who slavishly adheres to a system he doesn't understand. Intentional ignorance is despicable.
                >inb4 but my alignment isn't Gygaxian alignment its my personal 3000iq solution in search of a problem!
                Nobody asked.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what would I, a true neutral do in this situation?
    To remain completely neutral I guess I shall instead elect to bite the curb

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I reach down and stand the can upright on the ground and leave.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true neutral

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you character is a character instead of an alignment they'd do something appropriate and ignore the fact that it opposes their "alignment" because their character would do it anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you character is a character instead of an alignment they'd do something appropriate and ignore the fact that it opposes their "alignment" because their character would do it anyway.
      Your alignment is a reflection of the things you did and are willing to do. Descriptive is the only way it works, prescriptive doesn't.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A real lawful character would report the officer for littering.
    Or kick his shit in, depending on which lawful specifically.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, D&D logic is so fricking stupid. How did that shitty game get so popular when there was so many better systems.

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