When you're playing videogames, you're home alone so you're not infecting anyone. You also don't need to be focused and you can in your pijamas with a blanket around you.
When you're in school you can infect others, you need mental focus a sickness could impede, and you need to be prepared physically much more than staying at home with a blanket.
>But you're also not really resting
If you think playing video games constitutes any level of activity above zero, there is a 100% chance you are already prediabetic
>pinch a nerve >only relief is gaming (cause I can lean back like this)
You cannot rest all day. I tried
I still remember back when I was a wee lad and our moronic school curriculum would teach us about seasons and how they are tied to the planet's position relative to the sun, but all of the pictures were simplified with a perfectly circular orbit instead of showing the real oval/eliptic one. I kept wondering how the frick can there be summer and winter if according to these pictures the planet at all times maintains the same distance from the sun throughout the year, but I was too ashamed to ask the teacher because I thought I was just too moronic to understand it.
It wasn't until years later did they finally explain to us that the orbit is not circular but instead eliptic, and it all fell into place. Turns out I wasn't a moron at all, it's just that the school curriculum literally made no fricking sense until you were given crucial information several years after.
that's just the law of the universe. Supply and demand, and if the demand is high, then the supply will go up. And that means morons who love skimming the finer details
they teached you to be an obidient homosexual 8 hours a day and to not question anything.
looking back on it, telling kids full of energy and life to shut the frick and listen to some overweight femcel should count as a form of torture.
I still remember back when I was a wee lad and our moronic school curriculum would teach us about seasons and how they are tied to the planet's position relative to the sun, but all of the pictures were simplified with a perfectly circular orbit instead of showing the real oval/eliptic one. I kept wondering how the frick can there be summer and winter if according to these pictures the planet at all times maintains the same distance from the sun throughout the year, but I was too ashamed to ask the teacher because I thought I was just too moronic to understand it.
It wasn't until years later did they finally explain to us that the orbit is not circular but instead eliptic, and it all fell into place. Turns out I wasn't a moron at all, it's just that the school curriculum literally made no fricking sense until you were given crucial information several years after.
You're still moronic, anon. Seasons are cause by the Earth's tilt, not the distance to the sun. It's why seasons are opposites depending on hemisphere.
Yes because it takes 10 seconds to Google it instead of writing a blog post
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why would you bother googling it if you learned it in school and didn't really question the fundamental info given? You're doing some real hindsight shit
they teached you to be an obidient homosexual 8 hours a day and to not question anything.
looking back on it, telling kids full of energy and life to shut the frick and listen to some overweight femcel should count as a form of torture.
This. Going to school is worse than the holocaust.
Protein powder helps your body put on more mass. It doesn't care if it's muscle or fat, dude. In fact, your body wants to put on both at the same time to ensure your body doesn't fall the frick apart, so you often gain them at the same time assuming you're doing the right kinds of exercises. Also, it isn't healthy. Like, at all. That shit will shut your kidneys down.
>Also, it isn't healthy. Like, at all. That shit will shut your kidneys down.
moronic Black person lol literally spouting 50 year old boomer misinfo on par with >EGGS HAVE CHOLESTEROL IN THEM. THEY'LL MAKE YOUR CHOLESTEROL HIGHER, DONT EAT THEM
to correct your moronic shit statement: protein powder isn't especially dense, it's like 80g of protein per 100g powder. The type of protein powder doesn't matter much for this (but matters for other reasons like the quality of the amino acid profile you get). A steak is like 100g for 30g protein or something to that magnitude. You're suggesting that somehow your kidneys shut down if you put a couple scoops, like 50g tops, into a milkshake, which gives you like 40g protein, which is less than just eating a full steak. You are fully moronic. >b-but the issue is long term
No your body literally just shits out excess protein if it can't handle it. Takes a lot though, like 300g+ daily. Hardly achievable unless you're moronmaxxing and literally ONLY eating protein powder, water and chicken breast and at thta point you have bigger issues, like probably the complete inability to shit.
How do modern parents ground their children nowadays anyway? I can't imagine staying in your room working in this society, and my younger brother is literally in some chat group with his classmates and teacher and he gives assignments there so I can't see taking electronics away working either.
wdym ground, you don't ground anymore you just hit them with unforseen consequences like turning off the wifi or straight up turning off the electricity in their room and discipline them in a way you see fit without overdoing it
Kek right. I got sick all the time when I was younger but when I hit my 20s and worked out frequently that all changed. But yeah vaxtards royally screwed themselves, oh well.
Never vaxed, have not been sick since I got covid in the first wave in 2020. Meanwhile, everyone I know got vaxed and has been sick several times, including by the disease they were supposed to be vaccinated against. Really makes you think....
even if you have the mental fortitude to play games but physically can't move well, you should make a sick day kinda miserable for the child so as to not influence them in such a way that they think it's a good idea to pretend to be sick just to play video games instead of go to school and also to build a good work ethic that you are well and truly sick in order to have an absence instead of just a slight sniffle. All this coddling and boo hoo i don't want my child to be bored and upset is making a world full of soibois.
Isn't it hilarious how every generation there's something touted as being healthy (asbestos, cigarettes, etc.) and every next generation we find out that it was actually wrong and harmful? But somehow every generation thinks that we finally know everything and that the ~~*current science*~~ is the healthy one?
>don't have a ton of friends growing up >download steam to play counter strike and team fortress 2, one of my few methods of connecting with people >dad constantly fricks up the computer by clicking on pop-ups that say 'UR COMPUTER HAS VIRUS, CLICK HERE NOW' >have to get the pc cleaned on an almost regular basis because of him, but he eventually decides to blame my steam games >mom doesn't know shit about technology so she agrees, they delete steam and I lose the account
I would've had a Primeval Warrior on that account, too. God I had my dad.
My dad did that too, I literally only used YouTube and played steam and on my dad's laptop and then one day I got a ransomware screen he tried saying it was YouTube.
Explain how this is wrong
When you're playing videogames, you're home alone so you're not infecting anyone. You also don't need to be focused and you can in your pijamas with a blanket around you.
When you're in school you can infect others, you need mental focus a sickness could impede, and you need to be prepared physically much more than staying at home with a blanket.
DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME, MISTER!
But you're also not really resting which is what helps the body fight of a cold beat, that and hydration.
>But you're also not really resting
If you think playing video games constitutes any level of activity above zero, there is a 100% chance you are already prediabetic
>pinch a nerve
>only relief is gaming (cause I can lean back like this)
You cannot rest all day. I tried
that's just the law of the universe. Supply and demand, and if the demand is high, then the supply will go up. And that means morons who love skimming the finer details
She just does this so you don’t lie about being sick to stay home and play video games
it's wrong but it's just a shit test your mom does to see if you'd out yourself as a liar
>don't have a memory card
>leave console on overnight
>parents turn it off while I'm at school
both of those things take different levels of effort
unironically factual and true
Imagine trying to play vidya while your head is about to burst, your throat is on fire and you have a runny nose
its a good distraction. just sitting there and thinking about your sickness just makes it worse.
kinda true, playing while sick is hard
*dies*
It's actually the other way around. Whenever I was too sick to play videogames I was told I'm not allowed to go to school to infect others.
MOM!! Give me back my video games!
>she bends over and tries to push you away with her butt
Cum
i honestly don't remember jack shit from my school days, literally nothing less than a gigantic waste, to be honest.
they teached you to be an obidient homosexual 8 hours a day and to not question anything.
looking back on it, telling kids full of energy and life to shut the frick and listen to some overweight femcel should count as a form of torture.
I still remember back when I was a wee lad and our moronic school curriculum would teach us about seasons and how they are tied to the planet's position relative to the sun, but all of the pictures were simplified with a perfectly circular orbit instead of showing the real oval/eliptic one. I kept wondering how the frick can there be summer and winter if according to these pictures the planet at all times maintains the same distance from the sun throughout the year, but I was too ashamed to ask the teacher because I thought I was just too moronic to understand it.
It wasn't until years later did they finally explain to us that the orbit is not circular but instead eliptic, and it all fell into place. Turns out I wasn't a moron at all, it's just that the school curriculum literally made no fricking sense until you were given crucial information several years after.
You're still moronic, anon. Seasons are cause by the Earth's tilt, not the distance to the sun. It's why seasons are opposites depending on hemisphere.
Is it really his fault if he learned it in school that way and only later somehow made sense of it?
Yes because it takes 10 seconds to Google it instead of writing a blog post
why would you bother googling it if you learned it in school and didn't really question the fundamental info given? You're doing some real hindsight shit
This. Going to school is worse than the holocaust.
That's standard. The smart kids remember all of it and made something of themselves though.
You’re not the boss of me now!
It’s Saturday.
That means it's time for you to do some self-studying!
Is this real
I don't remember it all, but probably. Malcom in the Middle was a very strange show.
yes hal got a fat fetish at one point
No, its from a show called Malcolm in the middle
I don't get the protein part ? That's supposed to be healthy
>BULK UP!
>I don't get the protein part
Protein powder helps your body put on more mass. It doesn't care if it's muscle or fat, dude. In fact, your body wants to put on both at the same time to ensure your body doesn't fall the frick apart, so you often gain them at the same time assuming you're doing the right kinds of exercises. Also, it isn't healthy. Like, at all. That shit will shut your kidneys down.
Are protein shakes good?
>Also, it isn't healthy. Like, at all. That shit will shut your kidneys down.
moronic Black person lol literally spouting 50 year old boomer misinfo on par with
>EGGS HAVE CHOLESTEROL IN THEM. THEY'LL MAKE YOUR CHOLESTEROL HIGHER, DONT EAT THEM
to correct your moronic shit statement: protein powder isn't especially dense, it's like 80g of protein per 100g powder. The type of protein powder doesn't matter much for this (but matters for other reasons like the quality of the amino acid profile you get). A steak is like 100g for 30g protein or something to that magnitude. You're suggesting that somehow your kidneys shut down if you put a couple scoops, like 50g tops, into a milkshake, which gives you like 40g protein, which is less than just eating a full steak. You are fully moronic.
>b-but the issue is long term
No your body literally just shits out excess protein if it can't handle it. Takes a lot though, like 300g+ daily. Hardly achievable unless you're moronmaxxing and literally ONLY eating protein powder, water and chicken breast and at thta point you have bigger issues, like probably the complete inability to shit.
This is the moment Walter White became Pierce Brosnan
>I'm looking
I'm fairly sure my dad pulled this routine, intentional or otherwise it permanently rewired my head. T-Thanks, dad
>try to play video games
>blurgh I'm fricking sick
Yep shits gay
How do modern parents ground their children nowadays anyway? I can't imagine staying in your room working in this society, and my younger brother is literally in some chat group with his classmates and teacher and he gives assignments there so I can't see taking electronics away working either.
wdym ground, you don't ground anymore you just hit them with unforseen consequences like turning off the wifi or straight up turning off the electricity in their room and discipline them in a way you see fit without overdoing it
Am I the only person who never gets sick anymore?
It's been like 3 years since I got really sick with something. I usually just get rhinitis depending on the season.
Kek right. I got sick all the time when I was younger but when I hit my 20s and worked out frequently that all changed. But yeah vaxtards royally screwed themselves, oh well.
do you go outside? if you go to an airport and go on a plane you'll almost certainly catch a cold
same here. haven't been sick in probably over a year, and even then it was just a slight cold.
Never vaxed, have not been sick since I got covid in the first wave in 2020. Meanwhile, everyone I know got vaxed and has been sick several times, including by the disease they were supposed to be vaccinated against. Really makes you think....
>youngest of three brothers
>if I got sick and stayed home older bro got to stay out to
>played the hell out of bloodyroar and soulcalibur
Fricking take me back
even if you have the mental fortitude to play games but physically can't move well, you should make a sick day kinda miserable for the child so as to not influence them in such a way that they think it's a good idea to pretend to be sick just to play video games instead of go to school and also to build a good work ethic that you are well and truly sick in order to have an absence instead of just a slight sniffle. All this coddling and boo hoo i don't want my child to be bored and upset is making a world full of soibois.
yeah my mom really was the dumbest broad in existence, I know that for sure since I am here
If she's angry enough to yell at me, she is angry enough to suck my wiener.
>go to school
>they teach you wrongly
Isn't it hilarious how every generation there's something touted as being healthy (asbestos, cigarettes, etc.) and every next generation we find out that it was actually wrong and harmful? But somehow every generation thinks that we finally know everything and that the ~~*current science*~~ is the healthy one?
I hope you guys didn't bring Gameboys in your rucksacks
>don't have a ton of friends growing up
>download steam to play counter strike and team fortress 2, one of my few methods of connecting with people
>dad constantly fricks up the computer by clicking on pop-ups that say 'UR COMPUTER HAS VIRUS, CLICK HERE NOW'
>have to get the pc cleaned on an almost regular basis because of him, but he eventually decides to blame my steam games
>mom doesn't know shit about technology so she agrees, they delete steam and I lose the account
I would've had a Primeval Warrior on that account, too. God I had my dad.
>I would've had a Primeval Warrior on that account, too.
I'd never play TF2 again after this
My dad did that too, I literally only used YouTube and played steam and on my dad's laptop and then one day I got a ransomware screen he tried saying it was YouTube.