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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they doing this shit on purpose? Fricking shitjaks are mainly used by normies now so how can they do this shit and not expect it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is from La Creatividad. this shit is gonna win awards.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Creatividad
        The dad of creativity
        Bravo kojima....

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I suck you dick now okay!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an xbuck-exclusive so it might actually suffer from the xbuck penalty. I'm actually excited to see how hard journos are going to squirm as they struggle to decide if they should praise it or shit on it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima is an oblivious moron who thinks he's a god, nothing he's done in a decade has any self-awareness

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        problem is there's tons of people who like sniffing his farts. and they gave him his own studio.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, the dumbass just burned bridges with Sony and most likely got Death Stranding 2 cancelled with this shit, so hell be homeless again once OD flops too

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Implying Sony won't be owned by Microsoft or something by 2034

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He did what? QRD?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Must have to do with something that ugly people are more expressive or something.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is bullshit, actors have been attractive for years and delivered extremely expressive performances.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole thing looked like a 3Lateral commercial, they do real-time photorealistic faces.
      OP's picture looks really good from a realism perspective, goofiness aside. I noticed that photorealistic faces tend to look weird when the mouth is open wide, probably because it's stretched far from the base face scan. But this looks realistic even in this extreme pose.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing this proves is that photorealistic graphics will never be better than a soulful art direction.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

      i hope they're being ironic and not this oblivious

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>IM ACTING

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICKING PRONOUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gem

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when I'm pumping the neovegana too hard and it tears

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M VOICE ACTING

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I MAKE CAMERA

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I MAKE SLOP AND GET CALLED GENIUS

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you make this? I assume its some AI thing? I wanna do one with Todd's Face.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at this anti-Bethesda moron absolutely unable to create anything and can only copy others. Truly small and brown behavior.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      le soihack face

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't Nips open they frickin' eyes?!

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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Karen Gillan

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sophia is taking anything she can get. hansel and gretel? dungeons and dragons? some shitty michael cera picture? she's hoping this is the big break. she's honestly very cute and i liked her in a few of the better things shes been in but she knows she needs to do more to make it big. that's why she's in some london acting school right now. she's literally sleeping soundly in a bed in london. eventually she will be mine.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she
      >her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldnt you be filming your new game right now Kojimbo?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She needs to be in the next Monsterverse movie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you know her name?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        facebook

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this game even about? Drugs?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's what he had in mind for PT, granted who knows what that would've been. My guess is he's going to launch a demo on the 10th anniversary of when PT launched out of spite.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>10th anniversary of when PT launched
        >PT was ten years ago
        oh god
        WHAT?????

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        even if gameplay wasn't leaked it's pretty clearly an entirely different game with entirely different subject matter that has some references to PT, because hideo's gonna hideo.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      woah such emotion

      Explain what's wrong with this

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        People look ugly when they're grimacing in pain or screaming, therefore its bad.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women aren't supposed to be ugly.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          but that's not a woman

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no masked women in my vidya

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        forced

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        find a single example of a male character doing the equivalent

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mercenary screaming in anger
            Vs
            Woman screaming cause muh feelings
            Not the same. One is capable of horrific violence. The other is a woman.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're a bad actor

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              most stupid shit I've seen all day
              >anger isnt an emotion doe
              roflcopter

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >guts
              >mercenary

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            2

            Do you have some of actual humans instead of stylized animations?
            IRL or graphics that attempt photorealism?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              nah I just wanted to post cell. I consneed.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                YOURE A CHILDDDDDDDDDD

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Do you have some of actual humans

              Mercenary screaming in anger
              Vs
              Woman screaming cause muh feelings
              Not the same. One is capable of horrific violence. The other is a woman.

              pretty sure angry is a emotion lol

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is an emotion but the cause of said emotion is wildly different.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >show a man doing this
                >no that doesnt count, because its a man doing this
                look just say you think women look stupid and move on

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Any video game examples?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                + the classic

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                TIL women's emotions arent real to anon

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No i'm not even the original anon but nonody has posted a single example of a male character in a realistic graphics video game doing the tantrum

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Also most movies where main characters charges into battle with his army against another army

                [...]
                [...]

                Meant to post this one

                every single one of these has a context and doesn't just come out of nowhere, these characters exist and have build-up to them screaming and it's very rarely just them legitimately just screeching without a word, there's a POINT to it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no dude you dont get it, when soibois do it its for a reason but when soibabes do it i havent seen the context or scenes leading up to it so they literally dropped in from the sky

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >soibabes
                please dont call them that

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure the others have context as well.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              find a single example of a male character doing the equivalent

              Also most movies where main characters charges into battle with his army against another army

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                Do you have some of actual humans instead of stylized animations?
                IRL or graphics that attempt photorealism?

                find a single example of a male character doing the equivalent

                Meant to post this one

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          2

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          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          that wasn't the comeback you thought it was

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks cooler when a man does it in a surge of masculine energy or anger + he has more chiseled features

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          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not a single person posted the poster child of autistic screaming

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          Anonymous
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          Anonymous

          .

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holes aping men after listening to israeli counselors so they can be "liberated" ( AKA childless, alone, angry, anti-men and destructive towards society ).

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          best post inthe thread

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's cancerous

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women are typically spoiled, coddled, and sheltered their entire lives. When something actually relatively bad happens to them, their reaction is disproportionately dramatic as if you were denying a toy or sweet from a child.
        What's worse, if they observe something bad happening to someone else, they don't know what to do except scream and yell or anything besides solving the problem or helping.
        So, when we are looking at an image like that, which is largely out of context, most people will fill in the gaps with what we already know about women.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women look stupid and make this ugly face when they're yelling or trying to be intense.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women aren't intimidating so it just looks like an impotent tantrum

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uncanny. Pixelated polygon faces and pre-rendered backgrounds were the peak of gaming and striving towards realism was a mistake.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        screaming at something is literally the most primal expression you can make someone do and it doesn't have to have any intended meaning behind it, no dialogue no subtlety just someone yelling into the camera as a crutch forcing the audience to fill in how they're supposed to see it, "SO MUCH RAGE SO MUCH SADNESS SO SCARED HER VOICE CRACKED OMG FALLING APART"

        You almost never see men advertised like this if at all, if a guy is yelling there's usally a point to it not just a random close up of his face yelling expecting you to feel something for this dude outside of like maybe 1 or 2 and even then they're not something you'd point to and say "people recognize this"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        femcel rage

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        troony game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        MY GENDERRRSS
        ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE ESCAPING
        SAVE ME GEOFF

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        4 was bad but what the frick were they thinking with this shit for Gears 5

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love how Snoy ported the shitty Gears of War games on PC but not 2 and 3.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Ninja theory like this

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Permanently buck broken by DmC

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Explain what's wrong with this

      nothing, to me. Her game is boring but I'd still sex her. Might give her a bit of a wash first tho. She probably smells a lil ripe.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I AM WOMAN

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1 000 000 polys

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't she supposed to be schizo anyway? I'm annoyed by the trend of ugly/annoying protags too but Senua's not really supposed to be a normal hero anyway is she?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh, that's interesting. ywnbaw btw.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this character literally schizo though? Makes sense she'd look like a lunatic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot about the pirate woman

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    as motion capture becomes more common i expect these kind of moron threads to pop up more

    yes, people make silly faces during actions

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, but this is allegedly a video game

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a tech demo trailer

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Motion capture blows and they're only used in pretentious movies that call themselves games.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hfw when I unzip my three incher

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly people shouldn't be allowed in public

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'm tired of games and media forcing me to witness ugly fricking faces in extreme detail.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay home then, homosexual

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She needs to clean her nose, ew

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    me in 99 after my parents took me away MGS because a co-worker of my father told him how "violent" was that game.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    woah such emotion

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl senua looks good

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do 2010 cutscene looks better than these?
      I genuinely don't understand why they feel better.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can never make the video game faces look real no matter how hard you try so the "realistic" photoscan shit ends up being more uncanny than the thing you can immediately, subconsciously identify as a video game character

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still doesn't explain why old cutscene facial animations feel better.
          Take Rage 1's characters for example. The game is 10 years old and yet, if you see videos with characters talking to you, their expressions feel so real and the animation so fluid compares to new ones, why is that?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Still doesn't explain
            But it does, the scenes were hand crafted by a professional whose job it was to make the cutscene look as realistic as possible, compared to face scans which, my assumption is that the animators probably have less freedom to frick around with the scanned assets because of copyright issues with the cast.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
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              Anonymous

              onions

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"we are women, hear us roar!"
      Maybe beating women isn't bad.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be ridiculous, all of humanity's recorded history is wrong, we figured it out.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's genuinely what they want.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Women in 2023 or whatever
      >Supposedly liberated from the apparent slavery and hellishness of having families, being mothers, and being good wives in a loving marriage
      >All women's media and women's focus is about anger, hate, rage, spite
      >Women irrationally angry for no reason
      Wonder

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        because "strong female characters" are typically just men characteristically because writers don't know how to make a strong female character without them just being a guy.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          These characters are written by women, or are influenced by female staff on the writing team; and as we all know women don't write for anything other than about themselves and how they feel. So these angry women characters are about women's anger. Anger that, according to everything about the apparent female minority figure and poor woman of history myth, is inexplicable in the fact of their relatively recent quote "liberation" unquote...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >typically just men characteristically
          But also really bad versions of male characters. I mean if they went around being the same kind of fit-throwing shitheels in male bodies, they'd come off as stupid and villainous most of the time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        uum ackstually all women were suuuuper unhappy with their lifes so u r wrong
        source: my grandma

        i stopped taking my gf serious right then and there

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women being angry just doesn't work.
      When a woman is angry or screams I think two things - it's either:
      1. She's being hysterical/mentally ill
      2. She's being hysterical and I'm about to have to deal with her dad/boyfriend
      None positive, or endearing, or threatening, really. Doesn't strike a man as anything but annoying.
      Weird trend, it's like if someone decided the new AAA game trend to be children throwing a fit and that everyone is supposed to be impressed and call it progressive and deep.
      I hope that doesn't happen, I've got enough of it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, all I'm seeing in these are crazy women who need to be lobotomized.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My wife's face every time my almost 2 year old son slaps her when she's putting him to sleep

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      problem is, it just comes off as unfounded hysteria over bullshit.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >happier and with your mouth open

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish for sex robots to finally hit the market and be available everywhere!

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hfw a spider is in the house
    heh..amirite?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so sick of the Ganker echo chamber where everyone has the same shitty jaded """opinion""" they parrot ad nauseum.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope slop coal beep boop slop slop slop

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a bunch of twitter people where they use this picture of her screaming and say
    >White People when you don't want to _______

    These people just can't help themselves

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their entire existance is seething about white people

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny that you can tell it's a man pretending to be a woman even like this

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima is a such a fricking hack holy shit.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the same xbox fans that b***hed about kojima for death stranding and made fun of "movie games" will now praise a literal interactive movie

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    in this episode of frustrated BPD woman (bideo game):

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She monke

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least she's showing fear as every female should, unlike the other mocap actresses who pretend to be brave warriors by screeching like harpies.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the point of capturing people if the texture and model shape won’t match?

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, fine. I’ll watch the trailer for whatever this is.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should just let Kojimbo make a movie so it can bomb and he can disappear forever.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean she's screaming in fear in a fairly convincing way. Sure, stillshot it, but it's fine

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    not a weirdo simp for this actress but i found her scream kind of endearing in a cute moron kinda way, excited for Kojimas next epic

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already tired of seeing her face.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm acting
    >not i'm quacking
    one job polack

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drugs and overdosing is bad
    Breaking some new ground there, Kojiman. Are you gonna include a plot twist how there are vices not necessarily labeled as such that cause people to "OD" like spending too much time on social media too?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you've shat your own stupid theory into your hand and now you're telling everyone it stinks, lighten up sunshine

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called overdose made by some pretentious fartsniffer what the hell else is it going to be about you cretin?

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS GAME HELPED ME DURING SUCH A ROCKY PART OF MY LIFE I COULDN'T NOT BUY IT AGAIN

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im starting to see why you guys post on Ganker and not other media platforms

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      good, go back to your "platform" and stay there

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"legendary auteur video game director"
    >his magnum opus is a video game where people make onions faces while shrieking as loudly as they can over the microphone
    >it's up to the audience to decide if this is a masterful shitpoast or if Kojima actually thinks this is profound

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the original japanese it is quite profound however the translation removes all the important subtext and deeper meanings given by the specific wording used. just like dark souls

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When's this coming out? Just start making Silent Hills again instead. Need more foggy small resort towns.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hysterical women yelling "you took everything from me" or something and making this weird grimace expression

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely punchable

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a monke

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monke, monke.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's money laundering israelite shit at this point

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