>Original Death Stranding trailer drops
Jesus Christ in Heaven Above. Without Konami to keep him in check, Kojima has no reason to hold back the most terrifying shit he can thing of. Everything from Silent Hills will be here; we are not ready.
>Death Stranding drops
THIS IS JUST THAT KEVIN COSTNER MOVIE FROM THE 90s! I'VE BEEN SCAMMED!!!
>Original Death Stranding trailer drops
Jesus Christ in Heaven Above. Without Konami to keep him in check, Kojima has no reason to hold back the most terrifying shit he can thing of. Everything from Silent Hills will be here; we are not ready.
>Death Stranding drops
THIS IS JUST THAT KEVIN COSTNER MOVIE FROM THE 90s! I'VE BEEN SCAMMED!!!
Death Stranding only took a couple years to make and release. What the frick are you on about? Stop conflating it with MGSV's marketing. They aren't even comparable.
What? Everyone was incredibly excited for Death Stranding when the original trailer come out and were completely mystified about what it could be about. A HUGE source of disappointment was that that the game first teased with Normal Reedus walking up in an oil spill, surrounded by dead animals, holding a baby that melts into oil, and then sees body bodies suspended over a dead ocean turned out to literally be about being a postman.
Direct fart smoking in the case of Kojima. Vicariously and paying for the privilege for the brainlets that idolize him.
It's a great game, way better than I expected, and consummately well-made. I hundred-percented the standard and then went and bought the director's cut. What problem?
>What's this game even about?
From what was shown you can assume it's just some interactive POV "horror" game. Leagues below what PT was or what Silent Hill would have been. This will go down as the biggest waste of fricking time Kojima has ever made. He's a fricking clown to still be grasping at Hollywood's bottom of the barrel when everyone fricking hates Hollywood right now.
It'll be a huge success but not because it's good but because cultists will buy anything Kojima has his name on. People pretending Death Stranding wasn't total shit is proof.
>autistic morons who can only barely manage to escape their high pitched monotone voice when they're autistically screeching about something pretend to know what acting is
>acting like a moron for attention >fun
yeah, in the same way shitting your pants is fun for about ten seconds and then you’re left with nothing but shame.
you homies conquered the world for brown peoples’ spices and use precisely none of it kek, br*tish “food” is disgusting and all of the best american foods are just taken from other cultures. western whites are thieves. dare I say it, they are the real Black folk.
chick looks soo ugly holy shit has no teeth and her nostrils look like a toad.. her eyes look beady and soulless and her entire complexion looks disgusting. couldn't they pick a better actor to play her role damn... bro she looks like she was rendered in unreal engine 3 for the ps2
Someone should make an edit of this with those headlines from a few years back about the leaked video from that German lab experimenting on monkeys screaming in pain.
Black folk will find a way to hate kojima for a 30 second recording of people's faces. Ganker brained morons who overloaded their brain with dopamine for their formative years and now they can't experience anything resembling happiness or entertainment.
have a nice day election tourist Black personzoomer I WANT YOU DEAD YOU FRICKING RUINED MY BOARD have a nice day ALREADY YOU FRICKING PIECE OF SHIT DIE IRL
sophia cute
What's this game even about?
>Game
my penis in sophias mouth
Looking at how Death Stranding went, we probably won't have a clue for several years.
This.
>Original Death Stranding trailer drops
Jesus Christ in Heaven Above. Without Konami to keep him in check, Kojima has no reason to hold back the most terrifying shit he can thing of. Everything from Silent Hills will be here; we are not ready.
>Death Stranding drops
THIS IS JUST THAT KEVIN COSTNER MOVIE FROM THE 90s! I'VE BEEN SCAMMED!!!
Death Stranding only took a couple years to make and release. What the frick are you on about? Stop conflating it with MGSV's marketing. They aren't even comparable.
What? Everyone was incredibly excited for Death Stranding when the original trailer come out and were completely mystified about what it could be about. A HUGE source of disappointment was that that the game first teased with Normal Reedus walking up in an oil spill, surrounded by dead animals, holding a baby that melts into oil, and then sees body bodies suspended over a dead ocean turned out to literally be about being a postman.
It's a great game, way better than I expected, and consummately well-made. I hundred-percented the standard and then went and bought the director's cut. What problem?
its not a game. its a new form of media. Kojima invented it.
Strand-type media?
scream-type
its about drugs, the game is called Overdose
it will take 4 more years and 6 more trailers for this to be addressed.
Game?
you must be new here
it's a movie about opening doors
The game is about Kojima's further downfall into senility as we all realize his good ideas dried up by MGS3
Kojima needs a tard rangler
It's about Hideo Kojima inventing the 'drug' back in 1998.
It's gonna be his P.T. ideas but now on Xbox.
>What's this game even about?
From what was shown you can assume it's just some interactive POV "horror" game. Leagues below what PT was or what Silent Hill would have been. This will go down as the biggest waste of fricking time Kojima has ever made. He's a fricking clown to still be grasping at Hollywood's bottom of the barrel when everyone fricking hates Hollywood right now.
Direct fart smoking in the case of Kojima. Vicariously and paying for the privilege for the brainlets that idolize him.
ripping the sophia model for personal use
The giant purple crab ate the orange duck
kojima sold out to ~~*them*~~
a new type of game...a stranding type game if you will...
He already did that. This is a Social Scream Game™
Video games?
sophia hitting the griddy
videogames?
3rd person Kirby game. You play a waddle dee.
have you seen her in the dungeons and dragons movie with chris pine, she plays a sexy tiefling. i never watched the movie personally.
As someone who did watch it, it was fun.
Movie was worth the watch bro. Like the other anon said, it's pretty fun aside it being a generic movie where you already know what's gonna happen.
my sides
damn, hot
source? frick kino Kojumba
sorry anon i dont remember what the video itself is called... it was probably in pornhub.
All i know is that the girl laughs cause the guy was fricking her and he started coughing a lot while doing it. So she lost it
nicole bastiani
Black person
now go for a walk
Desert Angel/Angel The Dreamgirl
how did that one anon have this auto play in the previous thread
it scared me so bad
what? please link the thread
it doesnt seem to be doing it now that the thread is archived, but it was the
post on
probably a mod did it
>monkey noises
>laugh like a moron
I love monke
kek.
God i hate Kojima and his pretentious shit so bad it's not even funny.
Also this b***h can EASILY fit in 3 wieners in that humongous mouth of hers
Literally the monkey from Timesplitters.
Whites were the chimps all along.
I can see the chimp inside her.
cute little monke uooh
she genuinly looks like an ape, its unsettilng
I think you mean arousing.
she monke
you just want to feed her a banana
this entire time I thought this person was a child
>white people when
when the food got seasoning
Is this a werewoman?
me fr fr
gem
this needs to be jak'ed
>he doesn't know
you really think this hasnt been traced over for your homosexual twitter jak memes 100000x by now?
You need to be carjacked.
Already done.
>mfw someone comes into my echo chamber and uses the s/slur and calls me a g/slur and unironically misgenders me
Proof positive that Kojima is a hack and Konami was right to fire his ass.
Someone screencap this reply and post it when the game turns out to be a huge success
What game? He thinks the main selling point for this slop are Hollywood names. There has been no game presented or given any detail of.
I'll screencap it for you, including this post.
Kojima literally wants to be David Cage and he's going to fail harder than David Cage.
Its going to be free on gamepass so they'll just count "players" who have ever installed it. We wont actually know if this game did well or not.
It's gonna be a huge success, like Starfield.
It'll be a huge success but not because it's good but because cultists will buy anything Kojima has his name on. People pretending Death Stranding wasn't total shit is proof.
>when the game
What game?
how successful was Death Stranding?
I hope Kojima really went off the rails this time, and the game fails, and then everyone clowns on his weirdo ass.
If Kojima can make Death Stranding and still have a career he can get away with anything.
would
That picture just reminds of that funny gif of a wrestler making a similar face.
>autistic morons who can only barely manage to escape their high pitched monotone voice when they're autistically screeching about something pretend to know what acting is
Konami was a blessing in disguise. They kept his bullshit in check.
This.
Maybe they should have kept him caged up with them, now he's gone too wild and out of control, with all the shoe licking
>4'11"
truely smol
midget
Damn, I could pick her and toss her like a ragdoll.
>I'M CREAAAAATINNNG!!
gem
EVEN BIGGGER
>FRICKING
>PRONOOOOUNS
>a kideo kojima production
Black personman please have a nice day the next time you want to post this thread.
do the troons even try to look feminine anymore
>mystery of the druids
I think he's a funny guy, but I've never played a game by la creatividad.
>I'll keep spamming th onions face meme, that will make the game un-hyped and un-successful haha ! after all, it worked in the past !
it's just shitposters having fun + some seething snoys
>acting like a moron for attention
>fun
yeah, in the same way shitting your pants is fun for about ten seconds and then you’re left with nothing but shame.
What is the point of these petitions?
You didn't listen.
this is the face white people make when they eat seasoned food
>”whitie pelpo dont seeson they foood”
>*proceeds to wash chicken with soap, water and bleach*
you homies conquered the world for brown peoples’ spices and use precisely none of it kek, br*tish “food” is disgusting and all of the best american foods are just taken from other cultures. western whites are thieves. dare I say it, they are the real Black folk.
poor bait
You don't rinse your chicken?
Hahahahahaha
back to work Peele, Kojima needs you in the office!
>Jamalposting
GTFO of here
game has a woman in it, I guess that means its woke and I can't engage with it as an elite Ganker anti-sjw gamer, mom play my "get pwned" playlist
chick looks soo ugly holy shit has no teeth and her nostrils look like a toad.. her eyes look beady and soulless and her entire complexion looks disgusting. couldn't they pick a better actor to play her role damn... bro she looks like she was rendered in unreal engine 3 for the ps2
That's because Kojima scanned a literal troony and his troony penis
new gemerald just dropped
How did this industry get so fricked? This is beyond your standard CGI reveal trailer with no gameplay.
Janny-trannies when they see a video game thread.
?t=9
>mfw the switch 2 drops
Reminder that gameplay leaked over a year ago
Videogames should be animated. They shouldn't be acted.
Ganker should frick off from the medium of videogames forever.
Imagine the rule 34
Gem.
gemerald straight from the 'ooru
stop
making
wojacks
you
reddit
cancer
Black person
Eh... face isn't moronic looking enough
That's the problem with jaks. They're made by creatively bankrupt teenagers so all they can do is poorly trace.
Looks like an angry SeaNanners
looks nothing like seananners
>I AM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAAAAN!!!!!!!!
>Moviegame 🙁
>Moviegame, Kojimbo :O
Someone should make an edit of this with those headlines from a few years back about the leaked video from that German lab experimenting on monkeys screaming in pain.
Screaming Loudwoman
*does irreparable damage to video games on your path*
i like how when a person becomes a troony it may aswell become its race too and they no longer have any other identity
I'm so fricking sick of seeing this gay ass picture. How do I set up a filter that filters this picture specifically?
This. Worst image spam of the year.
Even the BG3 Bear and AW2 Dance were more tolerable.
OOO OOO AAA AAA
You don't have to adjust the image to make it look less white, it looks weird already.
>made same thread for 10th time this week
mentally ill homosexual have a nice day
Ganker only hates hunter because she's hotter than them/their gfs.
Black folk will find a way to hate kojima for a 30 second recording of people's faces. Ganker brained morons who overloaded their brain with dopamine for their formative years and now they can't experience anything resembling happiness or entertainment.
>LEAVE HIDEO GODJIMA ALONE YOU MENTALLY ILL CHUUUUUUUUUUDS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHTRGH
IM GONNA
IM GONNA OD
AAAAUUUUGHHHH
OH GOD IM OD'ING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH
it's gonna ask you for your cell phone number and send you texts or some bull shit is my guess. screenshot this.
I fricking hate this board.
Go ahead and worship bg3 some more, homosexualBlack folk.
>you hate this game? THAT MEANS YOU LOVE THIS GAME!
touch grass
have a nice day election tourist Black personzoomer I WANT YOU DEAD YOU FRICKING RUINED MY BOARD have a nice day ALREADY YOU FRICKING PIECE OF SHIT DIE IRL
>quite literally devolves into insane rambling
Yeah good job there pal.
Is it dinner time?
I think it is.
I THINK IT IIIIISSS!!!
>movie game