I'm actually offended by how lazy this design is. It's a walking bundle of power cords complete with zip ties.

I'm actually offended by how lazy this design is.

It's a walking bundle of power cords complete with zip ties.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's
      b a s e d

      Based on what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based on extensive and peer reviewed academic studies, Anon.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Least it's not a literal magnet

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna frick it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You would burn your dick off, and get cut by the wires.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i'm aware of that

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's
    b a s e d

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I first encountered it in a romhack and thought it was a fakemon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf, it’s from some other dimension, so I wouldn’t want it to look like a regular pokemon

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"lazy"
    >"complete with"
    choose one moron homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're not mutually exclusive. It's like Takeshi is just sitting at his desk and goes "It's a... STAPLER POKEMON! We'll call it.. Staplord! And it's got... STAPLES floating around it! It's a... steel/dark type!" It's just throwing in the obvious elements.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but look at it go! the happiest run cycle ever

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no it's a circuit tree

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its pretty cool despite not having a face its has more personality than most pokemon

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lazy
    >Not on any other media franchise got an idea to create a monster that looks like cable wire Christmas tree

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like it

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lazy
    It's a clever fun design, it doesn't need 5000 references to be cool.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best Ultra beast

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally my mom's ziptied bundle of stole copper wire

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    filtered

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah , i filtered your shitty taste for a better one, kys asap.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hurff they didn’t just draw an elemental animal so it’s lazy

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but its soooo cool

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its much more
    It has design traits of Christmas tree and even story how the electricity poles would be seen as giants. Its one of better designs as UB

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    simple electric types are the best

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >how lazy this design is
    So like all Ultra Beasts. God I hope they get dexited forever. They're either super boring or look like something from SMT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >look like something from SMT.
      >This is a somehow a bad thing (?)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon should look like pokemon. Not like digimon, demons, yo-kai or denju.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just to point out to everybody else that this homosexual is the maker of Fakemon Uranium cringe game. He hates every GF-designed Pokemon and schizophrenically thinks that his design is superior. Mock him. And each time you see someone talks positively about Fakemon Uranium, mock that person too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I only hate UBs, regionals and all "fangames" for how shit they are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good. Now, say something bad about Uranium

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I saw a few screenshots around here and it looks like another "ow the edge" garbage. Also, making up your own shitmons is never good.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if all future pokemon designs went in the same direction as the ultra beasts it would greatly improve the franchise

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can just go play other games where those designs exist, you're just here to shitpost.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the ultra beasts so so so so much they are only good for laughing at

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like how abstract it is

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The thing I don't understand about it is why it can turn into a christmas tree in some animations. A black christmas tree with all white lights is so weird, why not give it red, green and yellow lights or something.

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