I'm fine with romance.
I'm not fine with smut.
I don't know if everyone at Larian is gay, but it's very clear they've never had a real relationship in their lives to draw experience from. It's all just the same needy, rushed and pathetic sex you'd expect from two homosexuals in a Berlin bathroom on a Saturday night. Just straight to the unprotected anal without ever even knowing each others names. That's "romance" in BG3.
Who gets gratification from this? Fujos? Homos? You get all the sex scenes forced on you in the first hour of the game and then there's 20 more hours of game to go where your sex partner has NOTHING to say to you.
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Didn't read.
Intimate hardcore fiery sex with Karlach and bang Gith women.
>Who gets gratification from this
That's what the LGBT community is really like. "Gay love" was always just a front they put up to get white women on their side. The vast majority of gays are hypersexuals
you are the only homosexual here Farquaad
ask your father
queen of Ganker thanks to bg3
Some faces in this game look too modern and don't match the game's setting
reminder if you kill the drag queen your character will get a permanent curse (debuff) for the rest of the game.
You have been warned, respect the flag.
>mods it out
Uh oh, Nexus moderators gonna freak
might want to work on that reading comprehension
there's no way
No thanks, I don't want to play your gay game.
And if I did, I would just use cheat engine to remove the debuff.
optional choice gay
i'm enjoying it
I can't believe Baldur's Gate is now going to be known for this dogshit.
This beautiful, calm, adventurous, mysterious and fun duology will now be known for quippy, swearing Critical Roll knock-off characters doing weird shit and blablabla-ing all day like edgy teens.
When will the pendulum swing the other way?
All I have to say to you OP is:
Have you emailed or posted in the forums to Gog or Steam your complaints yet and received permanent bans / bans for 200 years yet? Cuz if not, then you aren't doing your part in the infowar.
How long until forums are usable again? It seems that reading anything online is nothing but negativity.
BEAR
SEXOOOOO
>Game is $60 on PC with access to community mods and all the other perks of a PC game
>Game is $70 on console because ???
What's up with that? They're really screwing those morons for literally nothing
because you're a subhuman, get a PC moron.
Imagine liking something and hyping something about RPGs that never was a thing before and it actually getting christians perma banned because they take issue with it and therefore people aren't buying your games anymore.
That's the real hard line that a lot of homosexuals in here don't give a damn about. I know who gives out damns though.
I dunno what homosexuals you are romancing, I'm romancing Shadowheart and all we've done is kiss once.
Fricking same and I'm in act 3
Should've gone with literally anyone else
You seem to be pretty familiar with needy, rushed, pathetic gay sex in Berlin bathrooms.
like your father
>its the perfect D&D experience
my experience with it:
Pretty accurate description of average gay "relationship" tbh.
t. Gay and lamenting this
You're kinda right anon.
I was just being nice to Gale learning magic with him and suddenly he wanted to frick me. My character was giving him frick me eyes and everything. I'm gonna have to give him the boot from the party ngl, can't have that.
Why do you guys pick the gay dialogue options and then complain you got the gay scenes
This is Zevran all over again
So what's the word on poly shit in the game, is it just you romancing/fricking two people individually or can I get some threesome action?
It sounds like I dodged a cannonball then. Hate when all this stuff is shoehorned into games.
>never had a real relationship in their lives