There arent any meda you fricking lunatic.
I have cancer and I can't treat it. I don't have the money to do so. All I know is I got this cancer when I was being gangstalked by FBI agents everyday and night pretending to do ordinary jobs. I was once touched by them and theh probably grazed me with some nano cancer injection which has led me to this state now.
My brother has persecutory delusions that were probably induced by drugs he took. They never really went away. I dunno how schizophrenic people are supposed to get help unless it gets so bad that they're involuntarily hospitalized.
frick, then I'll make fun of OP
OP i hope you don't die andyou are just trolling, your family totally deserved it though. you gave them cancer, cancerous shit!
hope that's enough
Imagine giving a shit about dying or wanting to negotiate and bargain when at death's door like if this cosmic pile of trash of a shit world was worth the effort of breathing or the horrifying creatures living in it worth interacting with. I hope op is gonna squeal like a b***h and shit himself before dying in front of his entire family.
go take a trip to the jungles of Africa, I hear that some people get a deathly jungle disease that somehow kills their cancer, and they recover from the jungle flu, and then they're fine afterwards
If I ever wanted to kill myself I'd use multiple methods at once. If you have two, you got one. If you have one, you got none. >submerge rope in water so it doesn't burn up >douse self in mixture of gasoline and styrofoam >tie rope to highest branch of a tall tree >light self on fire and shoot myself in the head
Easy, quick, 100% guaranteed death.
How does it take a minute to die from blowing of your head with a shotty.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Are humans tougher than we thought or are shotgun headshots less destructive than we thought?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Shotguns are unwieldy and a lot of people do it wrong. They’ll shoot and do enough damage to mortally wound them but miss vital areas that would make it an instant death.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Most people don't angle the gun the right way. Ideally, you want to put it in your mouth and aim towards the crown of your skull, don't point it directly up towards your nose.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Attempting and failing suicide and becoming disabled, paralyzed, or disfigured has got be soul destroying.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Most people don't angle the gun the right way. Ideally, you want to put it in your mouth and aim towards the crown of your skull, don't point it directly up towards your nose.
saw a clip on here recently of a dude who aimed wrong have half his face gone yelling in pain. worse than death.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Go to the roof of a skyscraper and jump. Go into a bear or big cat enclosure into a zoo and pray to Christ they go for the neck. Drown yourself. Theres multiple ways to do it with 100% efficiency, hell if you wanna involve guns just piss off some Black person troglodytes in an urban hellhole.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Go into a bear or big cat enclosure into a zoo and pray to Christ they go for the neck
Everything else is correct, but holy frick this seems so unreliable. You have just as high a chance the animal gets bored mid-mauling.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I mean if you have the money you can go to Alaska and find kodiak bears to piss off. Go into an African safari find big cats, no if you want to piss off some hippos or elephants who are 100x more dangerous than 20-100 lions. You can travel to Florida and get constricted or deathrolled by an alligator. If you want the cheapest option get a horse to kick you in the skull, instant death. Horses can kill each other with kicks to the skulls and theirs are much stronger than a humans.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I'd rather go to the nearest president street and get gunned down.
8 months ago
Anonymous
only one way to find out anon and thats trying it out for yourself
8 months ago
Anonymous
brainstem might be intact so you may not be sentient, but your body is still "alive". like a chicken without a head.
>Drowning ocean/lake - Agony 79
I remember drowning in a freshwater lake it didn't hurt that much at the time. Saltwater would definitely suck ass. Nothing like a lung full of brine and seaweed.
8 months ago
Anonymous
i always imagined drowning like a kingdom hearts intro where hes falling in water and 'the promise' starts playing
>set fire to self >95 agony
Damn. I wonder how they actually measure the agony.
8 months ago
Anonymous
in a scale of 1 to 100, what else is there to say
8 months ago
Anonymous
>set fire to self >95 agony
Damn. I wonder how they actually measure the agony.
what's more painful than being on fire? i thought that was the worst pain you can feel.
8 months ago
Anonymous
The oppression experienced by the average gamer
8 months ago
Anonymous
Missing out on a plat because the last few trophies are locked behind a now defunct multiplayer.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>what's more painful than being on fire? i thought that was the worst pain you can feel.
I think ARS (acute radiation syndrome) might be higher actually.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Decibels?
8 months ago
Anonymous
>"On a scale of 1 to 10 how are you feeling right now?" >"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS IT BURNS!" >"Yeah I'd say that's about a 95 judging by the tone of your screams."
8 months ago
Anonymous
I guess they ask the survivors about it
8 months ago
Anonymous
you could measure the intensity of the pain signal to the brain as it is in the nervous system, this could provide a measurable value for pain. sadly i don't think there is any research done to map out the scale of pain experienced by people afflicted by different injuries.
Drowning being super painful is a stupid meme only believed by idiots.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Panicking hurts. It's hard to explain, but panicking while your lungs fill with water is NOT a pleasant experience. Panic ensues when you begin to realize you will never get oxygen again.
8 months ago
Anonymous
your lungs feel like they are on fire, it is not peaceful
8 months ago
Anonymous
have you ever been drinking water then get some down your windpipe? that definitely hurts.
>car wreck is 30 agony >hit by car is 63
how do you even come to a hard number on that kind of thing with so may different out comes. some of these look so all over the place
8 months ago
Anonymous
if you're driving, you'll likely hit your head against something first and die pretty quick. if you get hit by a car, your head might not get hit at all by the car, leaving more time to feel pain.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I wasn't really questioning the two as a comparison, just the variables on them as a whole because a wreck or hit can happen so many different ways, different speeds, and other factors
I like the method described in the Martian book: >build air filter system (in the book it was his space suit) >slowly replace oxygen with nitrogen >filter away all carbodioxide (that's what makes suffocation uncomfortable) >you just get tired, fall asleep, never wake up >no pain, no mess
>Drug overdose is near-painless
Doubt
It always seemed to me like that would be intense gut pain, like the world's worst food-poisoning
8 months ago
Anonymous
Nah I did that while really drunk (not intending to kill myself but it was still above LD50 levels) and I never felt pain in the traditional way, just really fast heartrate then passed out and shat myself in my sleep. Didn't even get a hangover the day after.
I'z got the perfect plan, if you want to die.
First, go to at least 3 different dealers and ask for fentanyl, or the strongest shit they got for 25 dollars, and double it.
For 150 dollars you know got enough drugs to kill a handful of people.
Now go to San Francisco to the golden gate bridge and dress up as a construction worker.
You know, hardhat, overalls and everything. Maybe a wrench or two hanging out from your pockets.
Now simply climb the bridge, and when on top, swallow all the pills, wait maybe 20 seconds for your body to start absorbing the pills, maybe set yourself on fire too, and jump.
I was actually planning on going the "car running inside a closed garage" or "gulping a bunch of painkillers then fainting in a remote, frozen mountain" if I ever did an hero but it looks like both are bad ideas now.
Depend of the stuff you get is just like falling asleep
I would simply buy a bottle of nitrogen (helium has oxigen in it now) and conect it to a snorkelling mask. In goes N2, out goes CO2. Fall sleep, die.
Idk why they say CO is painfull, the dangerous stuff is that you dont feel it at all, you just feel very sleepy. That said idk of a way of reliable producing CO
Honestly suicide by violence in minecraft is probably the best way to go slay the ender dragon.
Your instincts will be in fight or flight response for the sake of your survival but the situation will likely result in your death anyway. The blame for your death will therefore be against your assailant thus bypassing the concept that it is suicide in minecraft.
>self-immolation
Why is this even an option people consider? Unless you’re a Buddhist trying to make a statement I can’t fathom the reasoning.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Suicidal people in general aren't very reasonable, anon.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Suicide is inherently dramatic. It requires taking on a view point that your life is a narrative, reflecting on the quality of that narrative and ending it as a form of control (to cease further degradation of that narrative).
It's distinct from a more practical form of living that would view life as a chain of circumstance. Every day you live being in effect, a blessing against the odds of you dying.
What I'm saying is, people who kill themselves are being theatric and their choice of death will typically be theatric. Ending your life fading away on hard drugs? Anti-climatic. The author of ones life would prefer something majestic and fire is theatrical.
8 months ago
Anonymous
It's also a more destructive form of suicide (slightly resembling suicide bombing). I know atleast one murder suicide where a person who committed self immolation ran and hugged another person to death while in flames or another suicide who burned down the entire apartment and dying in the fire.
>vaxxers will die in 2 weeks >vaxxers will die in 2 months >vaxxers will die in 2 years >vaxxers will die in a decade
Honestly it was fun saying this to piss people off
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/71/wr/mm7114e1.htm
the government says the risk is negligible but the truth is there is a huge surge in the number of vaccinated adults (28 - 40 years) getting heart attacks. I am closely related to Healthcare workers and everyone thinks so. Any official study on it will be snubbed by the university and government.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Among males aged 18–29 years, the incidences of myocarditis and myocarditis or pericarditis were 55.3–100.6 cases per 100,000
That's 0.1% of people in that demographic who got vaxxed, you fearmongering moron. The rate of deaths to covid is higher than that, so I think I'll take my chances with the vaxx.
8 months ago
Anonymous
you don't understand how such studies in medical sector could be inaccurate. Almost all deaths related to heart attacks are dismissed as "natural" even if the person who died was perfectly healthy and had no sort of health issue history. Most people don't care to question the vaccine as it results in invoking the ire of their higher authorities.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I understand perfectly well studies can be inaccurate, that's why their conduct is codified so they can be repeated and confirmed by other scientists. You're falling victim to correlation is causation here. Vaxxes might lead to the conclusions you're claiming, but the opposite is also true given the lack of evidence. However, more validated studies confirming the relative safety of vaccinations exist, studies that covid vaccinations are based on, than valid studies showing vaccinations ever causing these fake effects you're claiming.
I don't know why I'm bothering to even discuss this with you, you obviously forgot to take your schizo meds today.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>but the opposite is also true given the lack of evidence.
True. However, whatever be the case, I would suggest every anon to go for a regular full body checkups every 3 years just to be cautious. It's just kinda depressing seeing people in the age of 30's dying, due to a heart attack when they could have been saved had they got their issues diagnosed earlier. You would think the dead would be at peace but looking at their bereaved families in despair, you wouldn't think so.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Pretty ironic to claim vax deaths are being undercounted as natural causes when that's the exact same excuse you frickers used to dismiss deaths from the actual virus.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>there is a huge surge in the number of vaccinated adults (28 - 40 years) getting heart attacks
No there isn't.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>there is a huge surge in the number of vaccinated adults (28 - 40 years) getting heart attacks
No, it's just that you started paying attention now because it fits your narrative.
8 months ago
Anonymous
so it's normal to get heart attacks and die that early?
>All of my friends and family
I think you are generalizing, colon cancer has better odds than several other types. If you dont mind answering, which stage is your cancer? and how many of those around you were also diagnosed of colon cancer?
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/treatments/22100-colostomy
the bag is external. it's a horrible fate. idk if anon would survive even with a colostomy. varies case by case.
Doesn't seem like the worst thing in the world, but living with a shitbag can be a philosophical hell. But if the cancer is progressed enough, I guess even that operation won't help
What stage? Have you got the biopsy already? How differentiated are the cells? What do you feel?
Anyways, be objective with this shit. Don't worry about the diagnosis of your family, but your precise staging. Don't think about death, we don't even experience death. Think about the way you will be living, like the colostomy, the horrible chemo, and eventually the shitfit fricking pain. Think well if what you want to do is fight it or just wait for things to become worse.
It's all about planning ahead. don't let the disease become you, you're still yourself. Play some Katamari to cheer you up.
>Don't think about death, we don't even experience death.
we don't know what true death is like, there could be something that we don't have the ability to scan for yet. shits gonna be fricking weird for sure if there is anything considering brain covers memories, emotions, decision-making skills, and all the stuff we consider "us"
look into aoh1996 it's being trail tested right now, but so far in animals it has produced ZERO negative side effects, and kills over 70 different cancers. insurance doesn't cover it, but trial testing it free, so you can sign up with whoever is hosting it. absolutely worth it for a try. take into consideration using fenbendazole, thca, and capsaicin extract in combination. s korea is using the fenbendazole, thca has a ton of support from medical professionals, and capsaicin was also used by the guy who makes the hottest peppers in the world, and he was eating them when diagnosed, and is now cancer free. seriously don't give up consider also changing your diet to include majority alkaline foods, and consider switching to keto asap.
nope actually EXTREMELY high dosages of capsaicin from this mans testimony seemed to help. he had cancer, and is also the guy who produces the worlds hottest peppers.
oh also >Studies on various cancer cell lines have shown that capsaicin demonstrates chemopreventive properties by causing cell-cycle arrest and inducing apoptosis, or by generating reactive oxygen species (ROS) and depolarizing mitochondrial membranes, and through caspase activation (17) (19) (20).Mar 16, 2023
I got a pain 3 days ago on my lower left stomach (feel like someone pinching my innards) and it still doesnt stop until this day. Its gets worse when im stting down. Am i fricked ?? I really hope this isnt anything serious like cancer.
Might be Appendicitis. Get yourself to a doctor asap. You could possibly die an excruciating death if your appendix bursts.
Assuming you've taken a shit lately and it's not just constipation, get your ass to a doctor.
gallbladder
Likely trapped gas. Eat much more veggies in your diet and drink water, idiot.
cancer isn't painful, when it's painful it's already visible on you
you will be pale, fatigued coughing blood and the like
don't worry, you are fine
Could it be fat related issue ? I also kinda fat, not american tier obese, just fat. Also wheres the innards located anyway ? Is it front of belly fat or back ?
you can actually get fricked up cramps, and sore muscles from lounging in funky positions. same thing happened to me thought it was my gallbladder, or appendicitis.
RN here. Sounds like kidney issues. Either kidney stones or UTI. Get it checked up.
8 months ago
Anonymous
My pee is normal though
8 months ago
Anonymous
do you lay on your side a lot?
8 months ago
Anonymous
since it happen i dont lay on left side anymore when sleeping, i lay on the right side instead though
The color doesnt matter sometimes. What is frequency of urinating, and does it smell?
3 hours. normal yellowish white when peeing
8 months ago
Anonymous
i'm going to take that as you lay on your side a lot or nah? if so then you got the same thing I got which was a temp strained muscle.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Peeing every three hour is fine if you're consistently consuming water like every hour or 30 minutes. If not, its also raise a few concerns. I pee every 6 hours or so and I drink at most 2 bottles of water a day. This is looking to be kidney related now.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah i drink water a lot, usually 1 glass per hour
i'm going to take that as you lay on your side a lot or nah? if so then you got the same thing I got which was a temp strained muscle.
Yeah, when sleeping
If its strained muscle how long is usually lasts ? its been 3 days for me so far. Also note that i sleep on hard surface.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Well I am a RN, but not a real doctor. And with no proper diagnosis (blood test, ultra sounds, etc) do take my words with a grain a salt. I would still bring this up to her doctor.
8 months ago
Anonymous
it lasted like almost a lil over a week man. i knew it wasn't kidney problems cause I piss clear, and also because legit kidney problems are PAINFUL. if you're having a stone YOU'LL KNOW it won't kill you but it will be like you're getting your insides rearranged. If you want to double check if you have appendicitis find your kitchen counter sit your ass on it like you would at the doctor's office on the lounge area, and jump off it like a kid like you'd be hopping out with your parent. It's a test for rebound tenderness, and it's how they test for it in kids. If you're not having pain you're fine, and at worst MAYBE a kidney stone.
Thanks i probably wait for a week. if this pain doesnt go away, i go to seek a doc.
8 months ago
Anonymous
it lasted like almost a lil over a week man. i knew it wasn't kidney problems cause I piss clear, and also because legit kidney problems are PAINFUL. if you're having a stone YOU'LL KNOW it won't kill you but it will be like you're getting your insides rearranged. If you want to double check if you have appendicitis find your kitchen counter sit your ass on it like you would at the doctor's office on the lounge area, and jump off it like a kid like you'd be hopping out with your parent. It's a test for rebound tenderness, and it's how they test for it in kids. If you're not having pain you're fine, and at worst MAYBE a kidney stone.
8 months ago
Anonymous
i'm going to take that as you lay on your side a lot or nah? if so then you got the same thing I got which was a temp strained muscle.
Not that guy but for 7 (seven) years now I've had worsening issues, starting with more frequent urination, to cloudy urine, then frothy urine, which is also more viscous and I can't just shake it off when I'm done pissing, and recently I get a vague, dull pain on either side of my stomach. But all my urine and blood tests come back normal.
8 months ago
Anonymous
that's 100% kidney issues my dude your kidneys are having issues filtering for some reason. stop drinking if you do, and go see a doctor when you have the chance. you also 100% have to restructure your diet. apparently you can reverse some of the damage, but with kidneys it's not 100% like a liver. here is some diet changes that might help to give you an idea of what you need to do. you should ABSOLUTELY no longer drink if you do, or be using caffeine if you do. really anything that will put strain on your kidneys. >Lemons and vitamin C-rich meals including citrus fruits, broccoli, cucumbers, and green leafy vegetables are useful for maintaining kidney function. These have citrate, a substance that stops calcium stones from developing. Small stones can also be broken up by citrate, letting them to pass more rapidly.
8 months ago
Anonymous
The color doesnt matter sometimes. What is frequency of urinating, and does it smell?
Get youself hyperbaric oxygen therapy and switch your diet.
You should be on pubmed and not Ganker.
Cancer patients are truly pathetic, you dont believe in trannies and covid but you fall for chemo israelite.
Sorry for you anon. Check if you can current research on it, there is a frickton of stuff that we know works -like keto for some cancers- but it will take a decade to be adopted.
Also, gris, small beautiful game over accepting loss
Don't give up on life, anon. Like the others in the thread have said, cancer is treatable and you should look into modern treatments. Sseth has a pretty good stream on the subject, for instance.
Just buy every highly rated game you think you might enjoy and play them. If you dont have fun with a game then you can swiftly drop it and try another. Money shouldnt be an issue since you can reasonably debtmax if you are sure of your demise. Or just pirate.
Ask yourself if video games are the most important experiences you should be making if you really have only one year left. Try making something to be remembered, like drawings, a poem, donate money to orphans and go visit them. I don't know what I would do in your place, but I legit will be cheering for a miracle recovery.
Why would you waste your last time in this world playing games by yourself? It won't make a difference whether you played games or not before you die, you better spend it connecting with people you haven't talked to in a while and making memories that will last even after you die.
>Why would you waste your time in this world playing games by yourself? It won't make a difference whether you played games or not before you die, you better spend it connecting with people you haven't talked to in a while and making memories that will last even after you die.
>It won't make a difference whether you played games or not before you die, you better spend it connecting with people you haven't talked to in a while
Believe me, those that have been cut or you haven't seen them in years, don't want to deal with his bullshit.
The philosophy that "videogames are a waste of time" is moronic. When I got into my late 20's I truly believed this for a bit and almost quit them completely.
Then I realized that the games were just escapism from issues and I would have found other routes of escapism if they didn't exist.
A videogame is entertainment, there are many many things that exist within human culture for the purpose of entertainment.
Just look at the number of people that obsess over sports, an utter waste of time using the same logic.
If you are a burger and you can't think of an accessible instant suicide method I don't know what to say. Gunshot aimed at back of mouth (brain stem) is 100% guaranteed instant death. Couldn't be easier.
the idea of fricking it up and maiming yourself and then being forced to live the rest of your life as a vegetable is probably the most terrifying thing imaginable
OP is a heathen, he plaqys video games after all. most gamers will end in hell, games only teach violence and in jrpgs you kill god all the time. it is pointless.
have a nice day then, also don't reply to me, tiny brained atheist cuck. when atheist cucks can break the rules of physics and create matter from nothing, then you can come and show me how much god doesn't exist, cuck.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>have a nice day then
That goes against God's teachings
8 months ago
Anonymous
I believe in god and I shit on him. I shit on you too. And don't worry when it's time I'll make sure not to go alone.
go impregnate as many women as you could. rape, prostitutes, true love, do whatever it takes.
when you're done, play death stranding. go in blind and don't listen to/v/, it's literally the greatest game ever made
surely Ganker or likely at least /h/ have a list of non/H-games that stimulates "the feels"
if you really are dying, you won't care about being crippled long-term from the beautiful, unattainable relationships
I have Fibrodysplasia so I am already fricked.
Not sure when I will stop being able to play games but I am wheelchair bound so all I do is play games all day.
Too many of you are giving solutions to OP, just let him die and give him shit to play. Play Bayonetta 1 and 2 or all the dmc games besides 2 if you haven't already.
First of all if it's true I'm sorry anon...
And honestly don't play vidya, just go and travel or maybe go on a road trip, do some shit you didn't have balls to do before and get some experience.
(Also have sex if you didn't).
>I hope op is gonna squeal like a b***h and shit himself before dying in front of his entire family. Imagine giving a shit about dying or wanting to negotiate and bargain when at death's door like if this cosmic pile of trash of a shit world was worth the effort of breathing or the horrifying creatures living in it worth interacting with.
>I hope op is gonna squeal like a b***h and shit himself before dying in front of his entire family. Imagine giving a shit about dying or wanting to negotiate and bargain when at death's door like if this cosmic pile of trash of a shit world was worth the effort of breathing or the horrifying creatures living in it worth interacting with.
Dont bother. Go out and explore the world as much as you can. GO FRICKING HAVE FUN. Frick as many girls as you can and just live life. frick gaming when you know you're going to face impending doom.
I'd say play top tier games that arent that long but are great as your time left is limited and you should be spending it experiencing as many things as you have always wanted to before you go as well as spending time with loved ones. Get the best that games offer in under 8 hours.
Portal, portal 2. HL, HL2, ep 1, 2.
Have a walk around in oblivion for an afternoon but dont complete it, just wander around soaking in the world. Maybe dark souls if you're feeling masochistic and have a little more time. It's themes relate to your situation (death/rebirth etc)
Then finally Journey
If there are any other anons who could give examples of short games OP can enjoy that i cant think of list em.
we want to give OP games to play BEFORE he dies, not ones that induce suicidal feelings. His 1 yr of life turns to like 20 days if he's spending every day playing destiny 2
>I believe in god and I shit on him. I shit on you too. And don't worry when it's time I'll make sure not to go alone.
>have a nice day then, also don't reply to me, tiny brained atheist cuck. when atheist cucks can break the rules of physics and create matter from nothing, then you can come and show me how much god doesn't exist, cuck. heathen and it isn't bait, truth hurts sinners and heathens. your prostitute mum
Problem with Ganker "I've got X time to live because cancer" threads is they devolve into shizo shit-flinging over cures. Chemo is horrible but has enough scientific backing to place it above whatever moronic shit Ganker will try and shill.
You hate it because it's the one disease modern medicine hasn't conquered.
Bacteria infections used to frick people up for cutting their hand on a rock. You'd be a healthy person one day and then just die because some homosexual bacteria releases toxins in your blood so it can feast on your corpse.
Cancer is just the last thing. We fricked over viruses with vaccinations that make our bodies delete them before they spread, we fricked over bacteria with anti-biotics which kill their primitive bodies without harming our cells.
But we can't frick over rogue cells that have all the weaknesses of our own body, so it's the last statistical rando way of dying beyond shitty genetic disorders and accidents.
>Im going to die in a year
Why are you playing video games then? Frick prostitutes, commit crimes, why would spend it at home playing DOTA 2 or some shit?
Ace Combat. Might as well play many actual good games instead of a handful of time 50+ hour time wasters that a lot of people here will recommend. You'll get more varied experiences in a short amount of time. That's more of a life.
I live in Europe so I can't even begin to comprehend the concept of not being able to afford treatment for cancer, how do poor American people deal with this? Is there really no solution?
>I'm going to die >Plays video games
The white race deserves its genocide by this point
Go blow yourself up next to Bill Gates with a petrol bomb you dumb fricking useless cum drinker
If I was going to die I would go on the most insane exercise routine imaginable in order to get as much adrenaline and endorphins in my brain as possible.
Also take up kickboxing and take a near lethal amount of supplements.
Post meds
There arent any meda you fricking lunatic.
I have cancer and I can't treat it. I don't have the money to do so. All I know is I got this cancer when I was being gangstalked by FBI agents everyday and night pretending to do ordinary jobs. I was once touched by them and theh probably grazed me with some nano cancer injection which has led me to this state now.
You're fricking tripping
My brother has persecutory delusions that were probably induced by drugs he took. They never really went away. I dunno how schizophrenic people are supposed to get help unless it gets so bad that they're involuntarily hospitalized.
Anyway try Spiritfarer.
You deserve it homosexual. I'm glad you'll die. Everyone with cancer deserves it.
Yes including babies. Should've known better stupid little shit lol.
kys
damn, totalbiscuit posting from the grave
Underage get out
i think you should just skip the 60 years of chase and have a nice day now
Go skydiving or paragliding. Whats the worst that will happen, you die?
You can get hearing damage if you skydive when congested.
Awww anony wony got cancer wancer? Gonna die like the bald b***h you are?
I don't make fun of people with cancer, karma is real. Totalbiscuit proved it.
frick, then I'll make fun of OP
OP i hope you don't die andyou are just trolling, your family totally deserved it though. you gave them cancer, cancerous shit!
hope that's enough
People post this all the time as a gotcha but this was apparently a shitty joke, not an insult
Imagine giving a shit about dying or wanting to negotiate and bargain when at death's door like if this cosmic pile of trash of a shit world was worth the effort of breathing or the horrifying creatures living in it worth interacting with. I hope op is gonna squeal like a b***h and shit himself before dying in front of his entire family.
Shit. I hope OP has sex with a cute girl tomorrow.
based
lmao truuuuu, imagine dying of whiteness and not being able to recognize until its too late
do heroin and bang prostitutes for a year
Rdr2
Fallout1
Witcher 3
BoTW or TotK
The Last of us 1
What are your favorite genres?
I dont like competitive and strategy
Daggerfall, Radiata Stories, Syberia, The Longest Journey
Play the most recent stuff, year is stacked and if you already played the classic why not just try to be up to date as long as you can?
go take a trip to the jungles of Africa, I hear that some people get a deathly jungle disease that somehow kills their cancer, and they recover from the jungle flu, and then they're fine afterwards
I got colon cancer. it doesnt matter. All of my friends and family died within a year after got diagnosed for cancer
cool
I wish I was you, I want to fricking die. I already jumped and they "saved me". I hate this shit.
If I ever wanted to kill myself I'd use multiple methods at once. If you have two, you got one. If you have one, you got none.
>submerge rope in water so it doesn't burn up
>douse self in mixture of gasoline and styrofoam
>tie rope to highest branch of a tall tree
>light self on fire and shoot myself in the head
Easy, quick, 100% guaranteed death.
I did that and survived
post burns
I’m self conscious. Here’s the real estate agent on house hunters though
shitty larp, thx and frick you.
Time to try becoming a normie.
anon you just have to accept that God has a plan for you.
nothing is guaranteed
>one of the least lethal methods is also one of the most agonizing
Kek
Prescription drugs more likely to kill you then non-prescription drugs
Well yes anon, that's why they require a prescription. They're dangerous if you take them wrong.
Why do you think they require a prescription?
How does it take a minute to die from blowing of your head with a shotty.
Are humans tougher than we thought or are shotgun headshots less destructive than we thought?
Shotguns are unwieldy and a lot of people do it wrong. They’ll shoot and do enough damage to mortally wound them but miss vital areas that would make it an instant death.
Most people don't angle the gun the right way. Ideally, you want to put it in your mouth and aim towards the crown of your skull, don't point it directly up towards your nose.
Attempting and failing suicide and becoming disabled, paralyzed, or disfigured has got be soul destroying.
saw a clip on here recently of a dude who aimed wrong have half his face gone yelling in pain. worse than death.
Go to the roof of a skyscraper and jump. Go into a bear or big cat enclosure into a zoo and pray to Christ they go for the neck. Drown yourself. Theres multiple ways to do it with 100% efficiency, hell if you wanna involve guns just piss off some Black person troglodytes in an urban hellhole.
>Go into a bear or big cat enclosure into a zoo and pray to Christ they go for the neck
Everything else is correct, but holy frick this seems so unreliable. You have just as high a chance the animal gets bored mid-mauling.
I mean if you have the money you can go to Alaska and find kodiak bears to piss off. Go into an African safari find big cats, no if you want to piss off some hippos or elephants who are 100x more dangerous than 20-100 lions. You can travel to Florida and get constricted or deathrolled by an alligator. If you want the cheapest option get a horse to kick you in the skull, instant death. Horses can kill each other with kicks to the skulls and theirs are much stronger than a humans.
I'd rather go to the nearest president street and get gunned down.
only one way to find out anon and thats trying it out for yourself
brainstem might be intact so you may not be sentient, but your body is still "alive". like a chicken without a head.
death by train it is
you could end with chopped arms and legs, so whatever you do, be sure to have a backup plan
if I stick my head out there's no way to survive that unless it's going slow
whatever you say bro
i think you're mixing up trains with wet noodles on wheels
Are you from India
Do not redeem
how do I maximize time and agony?
Live normally.
You have selected "Slow" and "Agonizing"
>Drowning ocean/lake - Agony 79
I remember drowning in a freshwater lake it didn't hurt that much at the time. Saltwater would definitely suck ass. Nothing like a lung full of brine and seaweed.
i always imagined drowning like a kingdom hearts intro where hes falling in water and 'the promise' starts playing
>set fire to self
>95 agony
Damn. I wonder how they actually measure the agony.
in a scale of 1 to 100, what else is there to say
what's more painful than being on fire? i thought that was the worst pain you can feel.
The oppression experienced by the average gamer
Missing out on a plat because the last few trophies are locked behind a now defunct multiplayer.
>what's more painful than being on fire? i thought that was the worst pain you can feel.
I think ARS (acute radiation syndrome) might be higher actually.
Decibels?
>"On a scale of 1 to 10 how are you feeling right now?"
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS IT BURNS!"
>"Yeah I'd say that's about a 95 judging by the tone of your screams."
I guess they ask the survivors about it
you could measure the intensity of the pain signal to the brain as it is in the nervous system, this could provide a measurable value for pain. sadly i don't think there is any research done to map out the scale of pain experienced by people afflicted by different injuries.
The agony rating is just made up.
Drowning being super painful is a stupid meme only believed by idiots.
Panicking hurts. It's hard to explain, but panicking while your lungs fill with water is NOT a pleasant experience. Panic ensues when you begin to realize you will never get oxygen again.
your lungs feel like they are on fire, it is not peaceful
have you ever been drinking water then get some down your windpipe? that definitely hurts.
>car wreck is 30 agony
>hit by car is 63
how do you even come to a hard number on that kind of thing with so may different out comes. some of these look so all over the place
if you're driving, you'll likely hit your head against something first and die pretty quick. if you get hit by a car, your head might not get hit at all by the car, leaving more time to feel pain.
I wasn't really questioning the two as a comparison, just the variables on them as a whole because a wreck or hit can happen so many different ways, different speeds, and other factors
Those numbers are just made up by people in a poll.
I like the method described in the Martian book:
>build air filter system (in the book it was his space suit)
>slowly replace oxygen with nitrogen
>filter away all carbodioxide (that's what makes suffocation uncomfortable)
>you just get tired, fall asleep, never wake up
>no pain, no mess
>Drug overdose is near-painless
Doubt
It always seemed to me like that would be intense gut pain, like the world's worst food-poisoning
Nah I did that while really drunk (not intending to kill myself but it was still above LD50 levels) and I never felt pain in the traditional way, just really fast heartrate then passed out and shat myself in my sleep. Didn't even get a hangover the day after.
how about inside an imploding submarine 2 miles underwater?
I'z got the perfect plan, if you want to die.
First, go to at least 3 different dealers and ask for fentanyl, or the strongest shit they got for 25 dollars, and double it.
For 150 dollars you know got enough drugs to kill a handful of people.
Now go to San Francisco to the golden gate bridge and dress up as a construction worker.
You know, hardhat, overalls and everything. Maybe a wrench or two hanging out from your pockets.
Now simply climb the bridge, and when on top, swallow all the pills, wait maybe 20 seconds for your body to start absorbing the pills, maybe set yourself on fire too, and jump.
I was actually planning on going the "car running inside a closed garage" or "gulping a bunch of painkillers then fainting in a remote, frozen mountain" if I ever did an hero but it looks like both are bad ideas now.
>shotgun to head
>1.7 min do die
Fricking how
brain stem. body is alive, but you're out like a fricking light, and probably unaware you're basically dead.
>prescription drugs
>painfull
Depend of the stuff you get is just like falling asleep
I would simply buy a bottle of nitrogen (helium has oxigen in it now) and conect it to a snorkelling mask. In goes N2, out goes CO2. Fall sleep, die.
Idk why they say CO is painfull, the dangerous stuff is that you dont feel it at all, you just feel very sleepy. That said idk of a way of reliable producing CO
Honestly suicide by violence in minecraft is probably the best way to go slay the ender dragon.
Your instincts will be in fight or flight response for the sake of your survival but the situation will likely result in your death anyway. The blame for your death will therefore be against your assailant thus bypassing the concept that it is suicide in minecraft.
This doesn't account for pain though.
>self-immolation
Why is this even an option people consider? Unless you’re a Buddhist trying to make a statement I can’t fathom the reasoning.
Suicidal people in general aren't very reasonable, anon.
Suicide is inherently dramatic. It requires taking on a view point that your life is a narrative, reflecting on the quality of that narrative and ending it as a form of control (to cease further degradation of that narrative).
It's distinct from a more practical form of living that would view life as a chain of circumstance. Every day you live being in effect, a blessing against the odds of you dying.
What I'm saying is, people who kill themselves are being theatric and their choice of death will typically be theatric. Ending your life fading away on hard drugs? Anti-climatic. The author of ones life would prefer something majestic and fire is theatrical.
It's also a more destructive form of suicide (slightly resembling suicide bombing). I know atleast one murder suicide where a person who committed self immolation ran and hugged another person to death while in flames or another suicide who burned down the entire apartment and dying in the fire.
Imagine getting killed by your butthole of all things just lmao
you got vaxxed didnt you?
>vaxxers will die in 2 weeks
>vaxxers will die in 2 months
>vaxxers will die in 2 years
>vaxxers will die in a decade
Honestly it was fun saying this to piss people off
It's not a joke. If you had taken the vax you are more likely to get a cardiac arrest.
I got Johnson and Johnson
When will I die?
get yourself a CT scan, you'll know.
you will know when you start seeing the shadow daemons
My condolences
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/71/wr/mm7114e1.htm
the government says the risk is negligible but the truth is there is a huge surge in the number of vaccinated adults (28 - 40 years) getting heart attacks. I am closely related to Healthcare workers and everyone thinks so. Any official study on it will be snubbed by the university and government.
>Among males aged 18–29 years, the incidences of myocarditis and myocarditis or pericarditis were 55.3–100.6 cases per 100,000
That's 0.1% of people in that demographic who got vaxxed, you fearmongering moron. The rate of deaths to covid is higher than that, so I think I'll take my chances with the vaxx.
you don't understand how such studies in medical sector could be inaccurate. Almost all deaths related to heart attacks are dismissed as "natural" even if the person who died was perfectly healthy and had no sort of health issue history. Most people don't care to question the vaccine as it results in invoking the ire of their higher authorities.
I understand perfectly well studies can be inaccurate, that's why their conduct is codified so they can be repeated and confirmed by other scientists. You're falling victim to correlation is causation here. Vaxxes might lead to the conclusions you're claiming, but the opposite is also true given the lack of evidence. However, more validated studies confirming the relative safety of vaccinations exist, studies that covid vaccinations are based on, than valid studies showing vaccinations ever causing these fake effects you're claiming.
I don't know why I'm bothering to even discuss this with you, you obviously forgot to take your schizo meds today.
>but the opposite is also true given the lack of evidence.
True. However, whatever be the case, I would suggest every anon to go for a regular full body checkups every 3 years just to be cautious. It's just kinda depressing seeing people in the age of 30's dying, due to a heart attack when they could have been saved had they got their issues diagnosed earlier. You would think the dead would be at peace but looking at their bereaved families in despair, you wouldn't think so.
Pretty ironic to claim vax deaths are being undercounted as natural causes when that's the exact same excuse you frickers used to dismiss deaths from the actual virus.
>there is a huge surge in the number of vaccinated adults (28 - 40 years) getting heart attacks
No there isn't.
>there is a huge surge in the number of vaccinated adults (28 - 40 years) getting heart attacks
No, it's just that you started paying attention now because it fits your narrative.
so it's normal to get heart attacks and die that early?
That shouldn't be a problem, given the physically active lifestyle of Ganker posters
Never give up, a strong spirit can help the body fight.
assuming not trolling, that sucks dude.
hope you get some fun times for this last bit
If not trolling, then I'm sorry for you anon. If you are trolling, then I hope you really do get colon cancer.
>All of my friends and family
I think you are generalizing, colon cancer has better odds than several other types. If you dont mind answering, which stage is your cancer? and how many of those around you were also diagnosed of colon cancer?
Seek Jesus
Can doctors just remove the colon from someone's body and then you get food waste manually extracted from your body every week? Serious question
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/treatments/22100-colostomy
the bag is external. it's a horrible fate. idk if anon would survive even with a colostomy. varies case by case.
Doesn't seem like the worst thing in the world, but living with a shitbag can be a philosophical hell. But if the cancer is progressed enough, I guess even that operation won't help
What stage? Have you got the biopsy already? How differentiated are the cells? What do you feel?
Anyways, be objective with this shit. Don't worry about the diagnosis of your family, but your precise staging. Don't think about death, we don't even experience death. Think about the way you will be living, like the colostomy, the horrible chemo, and eventually the shitfit fricking pain. Think well if what you want to do is fight it or just wait for things to become worse.
It's all about planning ahead. don't let the disease become you, you're still yourself. Play some Katamari to cheer you up.
>Don't think about death, we don't even experience death.
we don't know what true death is like, there could be something that we don't have the ability to scan for yet. shits gonna be fricking weird for sure if there is anything considering brain covers memories, emotions, decision-making skills, and all the stuff we consider "us"
Look into fasting
It's treatable afaik, it all depends on the stage
look into aoh1996 it's being trail tested right now, but so far in animals it has produced ZERO negative side effects, and kills over 70 different cancers. insurance doesn't cover it, but trial testing it free, so you can sign up with whoever is hosting it. absolutely worth it for a try. take into consideration using fenbendazole, thca, and capsaicin extract in combination. s korea is using the fenbendazole, thca has a ton of support from medical professionals, and capsaicin was also used by the guy who makes the hottest peppers in the world, and he was eating them when diagnosed, and is now cancer free. seriously don't give up consider also changing your diet to include majority alkaline foods, and consider switching to keto asap.
>linking capsaicin with cancer recovery
You deserve to die.
nope actually EXTREMELY high dosages of capsaicin from this mans testimony seemed to help. he had cancer, and is also the guy who produces the worlds hottest peppers.
oh also
>Studies on various cancer cell lines have shown that capsaicin demonstrates chemopreventive properties by causing cell-cycle arrest and inducing apoptosis, or by generating reactive oxygen species (ROS) and depolarizing mitochondrial membranes, and through caspase activation (17) (19) (20).Mar 16, 2023
I got a pain 3 days ago on my lower left stomach (feel like someone pinching my innards) and it still doesnt stop until this day. Its gets worse when im stting down. Am i fricked ?? I really hope this isnt anything serious like cancer.
Have you tried drinking water and exercise?
Could it be fat related issue ? I also kinda fat, not american tier obese, just fat. Also wheres the innards located anyway ? Is it front of belly fat or back ?
you can actually get fricked up cramps, and sore muscles from lounging in funky positions. same thing happened to me thought it was my gallbladder, or appendicitis.
RN here. Sounds like kidney issues. Either kidney stones or UTI. Get it checked up.
My pee is normal though
do you lay on your side a lot?
since it happen i dont lay on left side anymore when sleeping, i lay on the right side instead though
3 hours. normal yellowish white when peeing
i'm going to take that as you lay on your side a lot or nah? if so then you got the same thing I got which was a temp strained muscle.
Peeing every three hour is fine if you're consistently consuming water like every hour or 30 minutes. If not, its also raise a few concerns. I pee every 6 hours or so and I drink at most 2 bottles of water a day. This is looking to be kidney related now.
Yeah i drink water a lot, usually 1 glass per hour
Yeah, when sleeping
If its strained muscle how long is usually lasts ? its been 3 days for me so far. Also note that i sleep on hard surface.
Well I am a RN, but not a real doctor. And with no proper diagnosis (blood test, ultra sounds, etc) do take my words with a grain a salt. I would still bring this up to her doctor.
Thanks i probably wait for a week. if this pain doesnt go away, i go to seek a doc.
it lasted like almost a lil over a week man. i knew it wasn't kidney problems cause I piss clear, and also because legit kidney problems are PAINFUL. if you're having a stone YOU'LL KNOW it won't kill you but it will be like you're getting your insides rearranged. If you want to double check if you have appendicitis find your kitchen counter sit your ass on it like you would at the doctor's office on the lounge area, and jump off it like a kid like you'd be hopping out with your parent. It's a test for rebound tenderness, and it's how they test for it in kids. If you're not having pain you're fine, and at worst MAYBE a kidney stone.
Not that guy but for 7 (seven) years now I've had worsening issues, starting with more frequent urination, to cloudy urine, then frothy urine, which is also more viscous and I can't just shake it off when I'm done pissing, and recently I get a vague, dull pain on either side of my stomach. But all my urine and blood tests come back normal.
that's 100% kidney issues my dude your kidneys are having issues filtering for some reason. stop drinking if you do, and go see a doctor when you have the chance. you also 100% have to restructure your diet. apparently you can reverse some of the damage, but with kidneys it's not 100% like a liver. here is some diet changes that might help to give you an idea of what you need to do. you should ABSOLUTELY no longer drink if you do, or be using caffeine if you do. really anything that will put strain on your kidneys.
>Lemons and vitamin C-rich meals including citrus fruits, broccoli, cucumbers, and green leafy vegetables are useful for maintaining kidney function. These have citrate, a substance that stops calcium stones from developing. Small stones can also be broken up by citrate, letting them to pass more rapidly.
The color doesnt matter sometimes. What is frequency of urinating, and does it smell?
Might be Appendicitis. Get yourself to a doctor asap. You could possibly die an excruciating death if your appendix bursts.
Isnt Appendix located on lower right ?
yea. I am a moron nvm.
Assuming you've taken a shit lately and it's not just constipation, get your ass to a doctor.
gallbladder
Likely trapped gas. Eat much more veggies in your diet and drink water, idiot.
cancer isn't painful, when it's painful it's already visible on you
you will be pale, fatigued coughing blood and the like
don't worry, you are fine
>All of my friends and family died within a year after got diagnosed for cancer
Have you ever thought that maybe you should move away from what 3rd world cancer cluster you apparently live in?
Small, gay and wrong if true
Play dead space 2
cancer treatment has improved in the last few years alone, i am alive cuz of a treatment that was discovered in 2018
they can if the cancer is only in the colon, however he probably has stage 4 cancer where it spread to the blood stream and other body parts
Get youself hyperbaric oxygen therapy and switch your diet.
You should be on pubmed and not Ganker.
Cancer patients are truly pathetic, you dont believe in trannies and covid but you fall for chemo israelite.
Sorry for you anon. Check if you can current research on it, there is a frickton of stuff that we know works -like keto for some cancers- but it will take a decade to be adopted.
Also, gris, small beautiful game over accepting loss
>colon cancer
Prostitutes and drugs, son.
Also, an hero by bodyguard while improving the world.
Try Keto otherwise the new Armored Core is fun.
i remember an anon post saying spicy chili peppers help against cancer but idk
Don't give up on life, anon. Like the others in the thread have said, cancer is treatable and you should look into modern treatments. Sseth has a pretty good stream on the subject, for instance.
Anyways, play The Guardian Legend
Meat eaters dying of colon cancer, should've gone vegan
well that sucks, but at least you're going to be free from this Hell realm
Play some old classics instead of modern slop games and then go outside
antivaxxers everyone
Its actually the most treatble and depending on the type curable.
Phantom Brave
Ghost Trick
Ace Attorney
Persona 3
9 hours 9 persons 9 doors
Just buy every highly rated game you think you might enjoy and play them. If you dont have fun with a game then you can swiftly drop it and try another. Money shouldnt be an issue since you can reasonably debtmax if you are sure of your demise. Or just pirate.
Ask yourself if video games are the most important experiences you should be making if you really have only one year left. Try making something to be remembered, like drawings, a poem, donate money to orphans and go visit them. I don't know what I would do in your place, but I legit will be cheering for a miracle recovery.
lucky bastard
Persona 3 would be the most fitting.
Forget games, go out and commit a crime worthy of the death sentence.
Make a bucket list of things you wouldn't normally do, or and just an hero so you don't have to go to prison.
>Forget games, go out and commit a crime worthy of the death sentence.
Why would you waste your last time in this world playing games by yourself? It won't make a difference whether you played games or not before you die, you better spend it connecting with people you haven't talked to in a while and making memories that will last even after you die.
>Why would you waste your time in this world playing games by yourself? It won't make a difference whether you played games or not before you die, you better spend it connecting with people you haven't talked to in a while and making memories that will last even after you die.
?
>It won't make a difference whether you played games or not before you die, you better spend it connecting with people you haven't talked to in a while
Believe me, those that have been cut or you haven't seen them in years, don't want to deal with his bullshit.
can make friends through same shared interests
The philosophy that "videogames are a waste of time" is moronic. When I got into my late 20's I truly believed this for a bit and almost quit them completely.
Then I realized that the games were just escapism from issues and I would have found other routes of escapism if they didn't exist.
A videogame is entertainment, there are many many things that exist within human culture for the purpose of entertainment.
Just look at the number of people that obsess over sports, an utter waste of time using the same logic.
Are you bed ridden or something?
No, i just got diagnosed a week ago
Frick prostitutes at least before you go.
starfield but wait a year for mods
Journey
Shadow of the Colossus
Black & White
Best luck in your final adventures, anon.
God I wish I would die by next year
I wish... I spent more time... playing cookie clicker *dies*
Megaman Star Force 1 and 3. It may cheer you up. It's mostly about the power of friendship but is not as cheesy as it sounds
House hunters is good tv
If you are a burger and you can't think of an accessible instant suicide method I don't know what to say. Gunshot aimed at back of mouth (brain stem) is 100% guaranteed instant death. Couldn't be easier.
the idea of fricking it up and maiming yourself and then being forced to live the rest of your life as a vegetable is probably the most terrifying thing imaginable
You can't frick it up if you aim back instead of up. Hit the brain stem and you are gone.
Thats more than enough time to realize God is real and he has prepared paradise for the believers.
OP is a heathen, he plaqys video games after all. most gamers will end in hell, games only teach violence and in jrpgs you kill god all the time. it is pointless.
This but unironically. The game was rigged at the start.
>games only teach violence
but I spent so many hours on medieval Total war reclaiming Jerusalem and making successful crusades.
Jesus said that you shall not kill, anon.
but....but... but then were those who fought in crusades for the holy land in the name of our lord, damned?
I am unsure how that works, but you did in a game, not for real. All you did was kill pixels, so whatever.
>Jewsus said blahblahblah
Thanks christcuck. But not interested.
have a nice day then, also don't reply to me, tiny brained atheist cuck. when atheist cucks can break the rules of physics and create matter from nothing, then you can come and show me how much god doesn't exist, cuck.
>have a nice day then
That goes against God's teachings
I believe in god and I shit on him. I shit on you too. And don't worry when it's time I'll make sure not to go alone.
didn't ask
Didn't care if you didn't ask Black person.
low quality bait
tr. heathen and it isn't bait, truth hurts sinners and heathens.
bait
your prostitute mum is bait
That's not very christian of you.
>spends final moments of consciousness playing videogames and posting gosling
I'm not saying you deserve it, but......
literally who cares dude
what else is there to do?
Not that anon but I'm surprised nobody with terminal stuff wants to go after famous evil people , like OJ simpson or that cannibal in japan
That's aiming low, you should focus on pvping server owners like Larry Fink in minecraft.
rainworld
crosscode
highfleet
armored core 6
dark souls 3
brigador
Play Ghost Trick.
It's only about 10 hours long and it's one of the few games I would rate 10/10.
homie don't waste the time you have left on video games get out there and go on an adventure
supraland and manic miners (kind of strategy but not really)
Fading Afternoon
Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition.
Serious answer, Terranigma.
neptunia cutie goddesses cure my soul and are my reason to live. better than jesus and buddha. 100% guaranteed.
Hit me up, OP. Let's be friends.
>Hit me up
>provides no way to get in contact
Female hands made this post.
Where are (You)? I want to play games with (You).
Armored Kino 6, buddy
OP you can save yourself, don't be resigned to your fate.
look up "detox miracle sourcebook" by Robert Morse, N.D.
go impregnate as many women as you could. rape, prostitutes, true love, do whatever it takes.
when you're done, play death stranding. go in blind and don't listen to/v/, it's literally the greatest game ever made
Shadow of the Colossus
Ico
Evenicle
Eat SPRUCE GUMS to defeat cancer you dumb Black person. Native Americans used it for thousands of years for their own medicine - why can't you?
The only thing that can defeat OP's cancer is video games, the only reason this thread is here.
Jk, OP is a lying, attention seeking homosexual and wanted to doompost on a vidya board.
mahjong
Play life, and fight it.
Godspeed son.
surely Ganker or likely at least /h/ have a list of non/H-games that stimulates "the feels"
if you really are dying, you won't care about being crippled long-term from the beautiful, unattainable relationships
Crosscode
Legend of legaia
Wild arms 3
Folklore
Dragon's Dogma.
Don't forget to debt-maxx, as you don't have family they won't be able to pass it off on anyone.
NieR Gestalt or Replicant.
I have Fibrodysplasia so I am already fricked.
Not sure when I will stop being able to play games but I am wheelchair bound so all I do is play games all day.
Too many of you are giving solutions to OP, just let him die and give him shit to play. Play Bayonetta 1 and 2 or all the dmc games besides 2 if you haven't already.
Outer Wilds
This
If you play anything in this thread, make it this
Do you want games that'll help with accepting your death or games that'll distract you from it?
First of all if it's true I'm sorry anon...
And honestly don't play vidya, just go and travel or maybe go on a road trip, do some shit you didn't have balls to do before and get some experience.
(Also have sex if you didn't).
astlibra revision
Walter White survived his cancer and so can you.
This thread is why I still use other chan. You dudes just love your misery porn.
To be fair OP may or may not be having a shizophrenic meltdown about the FBI so it's more funny than anything.
Brave Fencer Musashi. If you end up liking it avoid the PS2 sequel at all costs.
why die in a year when you can die now, Black person? Put shotgun to mouth and pull the trigger.
The Void. It's a game all about death and ascension.
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>I hope op is gonna squeal like a b***h and shit himself before dying in front of his entire family. Imagine giving a shit about dying or wanting to negotiate and bargain when at death's door like if this cosmic pile of trash of a shit world was worth the effort of breathing or the horrifying creatures living in it worth interacting with.
I say that and I look like that. And op is still gonna die like a b***h soon. LoL.
based
cringe
OP gets to leave this shithole
That's the amazing part
Dont bother. Go out and explore the world as much as you can. GO FRICKING HAVE FUN. Frick as many girls as you can and just live life. frick gaming when you know you're going to face impending doom.
I'd say play top tier games that arent that long but are great as your time left is limited and you should be spending it experiencing as many things as you have always wanted to before you go as well as spending time with loved ones. Get the best that games offer in under 8 hours.
Portal, portal 2. HL, HL2, ep 1, 2.
Have a walk around in oblivion for an afternoon but dont complete it, just wander around soaking in the world. Maybe dark souls if you're feeling masochistic and have a little more time. It's themes relate to your situation (death/rebirth etc)
Then finally Journey
If there are any other anons who could give examples of short games OP can enjoy that i cant think of list em.
>I say that and I look like this. And op is still gonna die like a b***h soon. LoL.
void stranger
Destiny 2.
May as well experience hell before you go there.
we want to give OP games to play BEFORE he dies, not ones that induce suicidal feelings. His 1 yr of life turns to like 20 days if he's spending every day playing destiny 2
>I believe in god and I shit on him. I shit on you too. And don't worry when it's time I'll make sure not to go alone.
>have a nice day then, also don't reply to me, tiny brained atheist cuck. when atheist cucks can break the rules of physics and create matter from nothing, then you can come and show me how much god doesn't exist, cuck. heathen and it isn't bait, truth hurts sinners and heathens. your prostitute mum
Barony
Jesus christ, the last thing I'd do if I'm dying is post about it on Ganker and take advice from Ganker.
A man who's dying talking to people that have never truly lived. It's poetic.
I've gotten some solid game/life advice from Ganker no I will not explain. Rare but sometimes works.
Problem with Ganker "I've got X time to live because cancer" threads is they devolve into shizo shit-flinging over cures. Chemo is horrible but has enough scientific backing to place it above whatever moronic shit Ganker will try and shill.
It's not that he is asking for medical advice, it's terminal and he is asking for games to play...
Of all the diseases in the world, i hate Cancer the most.
Frick cancer
You hate it because it's the one disease modern medicine hasn't conquered.
Bacteria infections used to frick people up for cutting their hand on a rock. You'd be a healthy person one day and then just die because some homosexual bacteria releases toxins in your blood so it can feast on your corpse.
Cancer is just the last thing. We fricked over viruses with vaccinations that make our bodies delete them before they spread, we fricked over bacteria with anti-biotics which kill their primitive bodies without harming our cells.
But we can't frick over rogue cells that have all the weaknesses of our own body, so it's the last statistical rando way of dying beyond shitty genetic disorders and accidents.
>You hate it because it's the one disease modern medicine hasn't conquered.
not true AOH1996
the longing
>Im going to die in a year
Why are you playing video games then? Frick prostitutes, commit crimes, why would spend it at home playing DOTA 2 or some shit?
Ace Combat. Might as well play many actual good games instead of a handful of time 50+ hour time wasters that a lot of people here will recommend. You'll get more varied experiences in a short amount of time. That's more of a life.
I live in Europe so I can't even begin to comprehend the concept of not being able to afford treatment for cancer, how do poor American people deal with this? Is there really no solution?
>I'm going to die
>Plays video games
The white race deserves its genocide by this point
Go blow yourself up next to Bill Gates with a petrol bomb you dumb fricking useless cum drinker
If I was going to die I would go on the most insane exercise routine imaginable in order to get as much adrenaline and endorphins in my brain as possible.
Also take up kickboxing and take a near lethal amount of supplements.