>mario is pretty fun but i really want to hear homosexual union VA's every 30 seconds, then mario would be perfect !
who asked for this?
>a new 2D Mario with a nice looking new artstyle and some silly new mechanics >but the flowers make literal fricking Marvel Joss Whedon quips at you whenever you walk past them
This sucks ass
nsmb 'bahs' can frick with gameplay - koopas will stop their patrol to stand still and do their homosexual little dance, which can frick with a player's ability to bounce off of them.
The music in New Super Mario Brothers is literally hostile to the player
they really have no reason to exist beyond shouting their little lines. i bet they will be somehow tied to the plot. they were actually some evil flower all along or some uninspired shit like that.
also, when mario goes into those "wonder" sequences some of the enemies are asleep. i think dreaming and to an extent even hallucinating is the core theme of this game and i bet those flowers are basically drugging people up and thats why mario and the rest have those dream sequences.
Flowers that banter as you walk past is a solid idea but the voice and design are pretty unpleasant. Like most things in the trailer it looks like it'd be right at home in NSMB
What if they stopped mario every ten seconds and went "okay mario hypothetically speaking what if you were tall AND small at the same time" and then the game forces you to stop for 10 real seconds before letting you move only to ask another hypothetical
That would be epic me thinks
Theyre less annoying in japanese cause they gave them wacky voices and they speak fast.
It was jarring watching the english version and they articulate clearly what they say and shit.
Especially at the end when elephant mario kicks the goomba.
In jp he says "hiru ne biyori da ne- ah"
In english "That goomba looks so seren- Well then"
The last flower threw me off cause he sounds like a very typical anime dub voice for 4kidz anime, when it has the typical dopey voice in jp.
Genuinely should have kept the voices in jp cause a typical american not knowing what theyre even saying would add to the foreign, fantastical feeling.
Yeah, if there isn't an option to remove them or make them better, the whole game goes in the trash. The best game in the world will still be shit if you have to deal with a constant annoyance like this.
The purpose of this is probably to have tutorials without wasting skilled players time, because they can just walk past it instead of listening. These things will probably tell you how to wall jump, triple jump, use powerups, etc.
>They haven’t done full voice acting since Sunshine, so I don’t know what compelled them to bring it back for a 2D game 21 years later.
It's pretty obvious that Furukawa has a radically different philosophy from Iwata. We're only seeing that recently because games take so long to make now.
ONWARD AND UPWARD
I want to pee in it
ROLL ROLL ROLL
UHH THAT JUST HAPPENED
>a new 2D Mario with a nice looking new artstyle and some silly new mechanics
>but the flowers make literal fricking Marvel Joss Whedon quips at you whenever you walk past them
This sucks ass
>people wanted the nsmb bahs to disappear
>they get this now
nsmb 'bahs' can frick with gameplay - koopas will stop their patrol to stand still and do their homosexual little dance, which can frick with a player's ability to bounce off of them.
The music in New Super Mario Brothers is literally hostile to the player
>The music in New Super Mario Brothers is literally hostile to the player
Hostile Music? In my Nintendo game?!?!
ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!
B-but the bahs are still there..
The bah 's were turned up to 11 with fricking bah acapellas
Cringe dialogue is charming tho
This gives more early 2000s nintendo localization vibes not everything is fricking marvel
>mario is pretty fun but i really want to hear homosexual union VA's every 30 seconds, then mario would be perfect !
who asked for this?
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET POLLINATED GET POLLINATED GET POLLINATED GET POLLINATED GET POLLINATED GET POLLINATED
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>get pollinated
I really wish they just made sounds and had text.
they really have no reason to exist beyond shouting their little lines. i bet they will be somehow tied to the plot. they were actually some evil flower all along or some uninspired shit like that.
also, when mario goes into those "wonder" sequences some of the enemies are asleep. i think dreaming and to an extent even hallucinating is the core theme of this game and i bet those flowers are basically drugging people up and thats why mario and the rest have those dream sequences.
I bet there's an option to disable it. They have to know that would be annoying as frick, right?
this, they should just make trumpet noises or some shit. they already seem grating and I've barely seen a full minute of them
Flowers that banter as you walk past is a solid idea but the voice and design are pretty unpleasant. Like most things in the trailer it looks like it'd be right at home in NSMB
yes, they felt weird and unnecessary
sovl
what if they were voiced by psychicpebbles.
what if you didn't suck e-celeb wiener?
What if they stopped mario every ten seconds and went "okay mario hypothetically speaking what if you were tall AND small at the same time" and then the game forces you to stop for 10 real seconds before letting you move only to ask another hypothetical
That would be epic me thinks
Theyre less annoying in japanese cause they gave them wacky voices and they speak fast.
It was jarring watching the english version and they articulate clearly what they say and shit.
Especially at the end when elephant mario kicks the goomba.
In jp he says "hiru ne biyori da ne- ah"
In english "That goomba looks so seren- Well then"
Yeah its really just a line delivery problem. You can blame the VAs and the voice director, as usual.
The last flower threw me off cause he sounds like a very typical anime dub voice for 4kidz anime, when it has the typical dopey voice in jp.
Genuinely should have kept the voices in jp cause a typical american not knowing what theyre even saying would add to the foreign, fantastical feeling.
japanese voice doesn't create a vague "fantastical feeling". it makes it feel japanese.
Nier Automata did it pretty well.
fixed mario with one simple change
The design reminds me of the sonic shadow toilet
You know the one
https://twitter.com/TheNeeh/status/1671599965951361024
Imagine
Yeah, if there isn't an option to remove them or make them better, the whole game goes in the trash. The best game in the world will still be shit if you have to deal with a constant annoyance like this.
The purpose of this is probably to have tutorials without wasting skilled players time, because they can just walk past it instead of listening. These things will probably tell you how to wall jump, triple jump, use powerups, etc.
They haven’t done full voice acting since Sunshine, so I don’t know what compelled them to bring it back for a 2D game 21 years later.
>They haven’t done full voice acting since Sunshine, so I don’t know what compelled them to bring it back for a 2D game 21 years later.
It's pretty obvious that Furukawa has a radically different philosophy from Iwata. We're only seeing that recently because games take so long to make now.
Where are the two flower soijaks pointing to Elephant Mario in the background?
Cheque please!
SOUL
Wonder what those new bullet bills will be called.
As long as Yoshi is ridable like in SMW I have no issue.
They showed that in the trailer.
>requires 2-player mode
gay
you'll get over it
I don't care as long as Yoshi is usable in all levels.
is nu-Ganker so weak as to get buck broken by fricking flowers now?
Play with JP voices
Don't worry, someone will do a racist parody and they'll be funny then