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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm having fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes 🙂 suck to be you tho

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like skin and bones because of how little content there is hehe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOTTEM

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      skin ne'r box

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lel

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any new ubisoft game is total trash
    Project U is the same, absolute garbage

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's good to hear. I thought it was kinda dull. It's not bad but eh you just sink ships and collect shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect if you're in the mood for a decend pirate ship game instead of a pirate rpg. Story is garbage I admit which I mostly skip, but ship battles and plundering with smuggling and creature battles are fun.

      Hows the additional A in your triple A slop?
      Are you feeling the extra A's?

      I have no idea what you're talking about mentally ill person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They called this game AAAA to justify the price tag

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hows the additional A in your triple A slop?
    Are you feeling the extra A's?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clunky menus and dialogue
    >have to come to a standstill to interact with anything.
    >character has momentum when moving and also moves like an oiled up drunk guy
    >boarding is now you spamming grappling hooks when the game says you can at different heights until it finally registers one of them grabbing.
    >bracing system is now some sort of idiotic shield system rather than a damage debuff, so once you lose the shield you seemingly take more damage and it takes forever to recharge which it will barely do because, like AC games, enemies lead shots and pursue you to the ends of the earth so you don't really get breathing room.
    >you have to supply your own ammunition which means crafting them or lucking out into a bunch from boarding.
    >combat feels worse than the AC games by a significant degree which is insane
    >can't freely pirate other players unless they toggle pvp
    >can't leave your ship for diving/boarding
    >permanently forced to only "drive" your ship with the only possibility of getting out on scripted outposts
    >game is bassically a glorified fetch quest simulator
    you should kys, shilll

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only a problem if you're hoping for a pirate rpg

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Play pirate game
        >Expect pirate game
        >Get watered down sailing game instead

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game was never meant to be a pirate action rpg, it was always a pirate ship game 1st and foremost.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is all true but I'm still enjoying it, I just really like boat games

      If someone can suggest some better ones that'd be nice

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When they first announced this like 10 years ago I was interested. I just want a good fricking pirate single player game. Black flag really was great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing ever beats the vibes of sea of thieves

      this game should've been called red flag

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick did they get the water so good

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How the frick did they get the water so good
          >good
          you mean looks like shit right lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You literally can't show better videogame water

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              all these have better water

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a funny guy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're a funny guy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            >and if he cannot win, he must bait

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              the fact that youo can actually interact and dive in said waters is crazy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was back in GTA:SA

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              that does look nice

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is this Sea of Thieves? That water looks fricking great.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          man when you play shit like op posted it really makes you appreciate SoT

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spend a decade making a worse game than Black Flag in every way
    Ubisoft is in its death throes

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont you frickers buy an ad, like everybody else?

    Also
    >ubislop
    lol
    lmao even

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so sorry to hear that, Pajeet-kun.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tutorial mission
    >ships going 80mp/h turning on a dime
    >spamming cannons and ramming each other
    legit looks like a fricking mobile game ad, absolute garbage

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that this game came out of the same country that picrel also came from, though the creators/founders themselves were from another place.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >out of bounds
    >in the ocean
    i just tried it and didn't make it past the first little island to repair your ship. 4 out of 11 pirates were white men and 1 of those is just drinking his face off. The Indian pirate woman makes 0 fricking sense and she sounds like a telemarketer. The sailing physics are dog shit too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's set in africa and india so of course there are indians and africans

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ah yes! i forgot it was they/them who inspired all the great pirate tales of the past! so sorry, thank you xer!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pirates tell no tales yarrr

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    every tiktok sponsored ad for this shit game is done by a woman. kek.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never heard about it.
    Not on steam?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two Worlds II had the best sailing mechanics

    There i fricking said it

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw sailing the seas of kindness and respect

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to store, brb

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didn’t think making a pirate game emptier than sea of thieves on release was possible but wow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's become a prawnblem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not so shrimple now is it?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't these homosexuals know that having c**ts on a ship brings about curses?
    Black folk should also only be below deck in cages ready to be sold

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're being gay
    sage

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone is actually enjoying it can they tell me what you are enjoying about it please

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this game require friends like the other one?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly don't get some of the backlash to this
    There's loads of space games where you just fly the ship and never battle on foot, why is only sailing so weird in comparison?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's mostly the $70USD base game asking price that's the problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10 years of development

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are no actual sailing mechanics. Remember Valheim? Yeah, forget it

      There's also no boarding. I mean, there's an animation that plays out when you close in on enemy ship and click "board", but that's it. It's also the same animation over and over.

      Blowing up ships magically transports their cargo to you

      Your ship has stamina that you can use for "sprinting", and replenish it with food.

      You can move on land with your captain (player character). But you can't do anything besides dressing him up and interacting with game mechanics, walking around is basically just obtuse interface

      for some reason characters are speaking over modern loudspeakers, it's very jarring. Audio balance also seems to be all over the place, it's either very silent or deafening

      NPCs are super uncanny, their voice is desynced and the dialogue is very, very primitive

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post some videos pls

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I straight up could not work out how to get wood in this without googling it lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're shitting on it because you're so low IQ you couldn't even figure out the most basic thing the game requires of you? Classic Ganker user

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same! @Playstation thanks for the code! #ad #sponsored !drops

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you having $70+ tip fun though?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This plays like the biggest eurojank slop made by a team of 20 German devs
    Why Ubisoft proudly says it's an "AAAA" with 10+ studios from around the world working on it, I'd be so ashamed.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest problem with this is that it's got like zero sim elements, even compared to the simplest of AC sailing in the rpg games it feels more aracadey because looting is automatic.
    I tend to really like ubisoft stuff and I think you can tell this isn't a game from one of their main studios because even when this ends up going for £20 I don't think I want to buy it.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marxist propaganda
    Dropped right there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally not even 10 seconds into the game you get a cutscene how capitalism bad
      lmao you can't make this shit up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their writers have the mentality of a 15 year old edgy teenager who read the first two chapters of The Capital.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay loop looks absolutely boring and repetitive, no melee combat or even walking through islands is weird as frick.
    Still I'd give this game a try if it wasn't $70 with predatory f2p tier monetization on top of it.
    The person in ubisoft who thought this is gonna fly is the biggest moron to ever walk this earth and high on fent.
    This game would flop even as a f2p (which it will become very soon), wtf were they thinking...

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