I'M HUNGRY, AND THAT STUPID ROBOT DESTROYED THE CAKE
GIVE ME THAT SWEETROLL YOU GOT FROM OLD LADY PALMER
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I'M HUNGRY, AND THAT STUPID ROBOT DESTROYED THE CAKE. GIVE ME THAT SWEETROLL YOU GOT FROM OLD LADY PALMER
Why couldnt this prissy homosexual just eat the cake? It was just cut badly. It literally tastes the same
Bravo Todd
Have you tried? It's not an interactible object. It quite literally cannot be eaten. Butch was right, the robot did effectively destroy it.
>smashed food literally tastes the same
Most moronic post I've seen on Ganker for awhile, the texture and flavors are completely ruined you brainless idiot
>moron has never chewed his food
You see something new here every day
Placebo effect is real and if you eat a food that's destroyed, your brain will literally make it less tasty unless you really prime yourself before. Same for texture, although something being in crumble doesn't mean it's bad. I'd still eat that cake because kids hardly give a shit about that, Butch just takes the occasion to bully you, he'll 100% lick the table later on.
how does it ruin the flavor? you literally smash food with your teeth before swallowing it (this is called masticating, in case you don't know)
>the texture
lmao who cares. are you chinese
Man pot call kettle, this Black person thinks chewing ruins flavours, or that mixing isnt a fricking thing
>Placebo effect is real and if you eat a food that's cut a bit, your brain will literally israelite you into thinking it tastes different
Frick me the Gankertards cant even keep their own brains functioning when they eat kek
Black person, go get a cake, taste it. Punch it hard. Taste it. Nothing changed.
>Ganker getting filtered 5 minutes into a GOAT game
OH NO NO NO
more like a COON game because it randomly takes fallout 1 and 2 concepts and smashes them in without any taste and is defended by contrarian brownoid brainlets on Ganker
>he's a story babby
the story is the only thing about fallout 3 that had an inkling of potential
the gameplay sucks, legitimately one of the worst games i ever played
there are about 10 sidequests total in the base game
the vast majority of locations are simply not worth exploring, they have no loot worth delving in for nor do they tell anything worth experiencing
The world was amazing to explore. I played the entire game crawling in a ditch in my underware like it was the movie The Road and was forced by the world into a monster that ruled all. I found every quest item from exploring on my own and turned it in then killed the npc once I found them. I didn't do a single fricking story mission about your dad and water or whatever. I ruled that land from the top of my ivory tower. I only discovered megaton when I went there to blow it up. I found some violen and then later gave it to some old lady that wanted it but 1st I placed 5 land mines at her podium and request she play me a song. When she fricking exploded I stole all here pots and pans. I do what I fricking want in vidya games.
thats actually easier to do in New Vegas because there aren't essential NPCs though
>I found some violen and then later gave it to some old lady that wanted it but 1st I placed 5 land mines at her podium and request she play me a song. When she fricking exploded I stole all here pots and pans
Extremely fricking based
Fallout 3 introduction to the wasteland is better than 50Yvegas and miles better than fallout 4.
You are in the middle of the map and you can go almost anywhere because there are enough landmarks to guide you if you choose to follow them.
Fallout 4 suffers the same problem 50Yvegas have that they set you on a specific path. They should have never set the vault on a corner of the map, the only way you can go by following landmarks is south, east also if you are autistic and want to go through forest without a thing in them besides a scrap yard you can't see because of the forest.
>50 years vegas
that option isn't even in F3, it's from a mod lmao
It’s not contrarian to like a popular game you homosexual
good morning sir
Already ate you you dumb c**t, frick you. Wanna fight about it you FAS-faced little b***h?
God Fallout 3 was mind-numbingly moronic. I would unironically have 10 more monty python references then whatever the frick Vault 101 was.
It was a kino opening
Cope
>no option to reverse-pickpocket it into his inventory BEFORE he asks, to then tell him it is already in his pockets
The rad-X is the stupidest part though because the radiation was immense
All games have ludonarrative dissonance, you get shot a million times in New Vegas but get put into a grave in the opening scene.
Being fired at is just gameplay, much like what the enemies have going too. Although to be fair it was retconned so that even the main character would survive the radiation story-wise.
Obsidiots, specifically Sawyergays are honestly the most annoying fanbase.
*blocks your path*
NOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST THAT (I'm trans btw not sure if it matters).
>rational counterarguments vs pedantic sawyergay grasping straws like crazy
yawn
Best part is that Sawyer wants to go to Bethesda
this but unironically
he's gonna learn today
same except the radroaches are gangraping her
Hands it over in fear I’m sorry
>making fun of poor people on food stamps
how did todd get away with this?
It's literally a communist shithole.
Or she was given coupon because she couldn't ration like a human being? it's been a while
The joke is that Butch's mom is a raging alcoholic, not that they're poor. And it's true. If you save her from the radroaches the first thing she does is sit down on the couch and start drinking. If she dies I'm pretty sure there's vodka on her corpse.
Everyone in the vault would've received the same amount of ration coupons (except the Overseer who probably took more for himself) Butch's mom just used them all for booze instead of food.
One thing I’ve always wondered about that is could a 10 year old actually come up with a burn as sick as that? I’m not sure most 10 year olds would have an understanding of alcoholism that nuanced unless they were really smart.
INT 10, baby.
It's not beyond reason. All it really takes is Butch to mention it to one of the other kids, or overhearing one of the adults talking about his mom being drunk again. Kids can be vicious and some of them grow up fast.
Kids are vicious man, it's like you never grew up around other children.
>could a 10 year old actually come up with a burn as sick as that
A 10 year old came up with this. I'll believe anything Fallout throws at me:
Why does he look like the meme kid from Sharkboy and Lavagirl?
[spits on sweetroll]
>sure thing butch
>*cums on sweetroll and hands it to him*
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
I started replaying this game again on my ps3 and godamn this game is shit. i can't believe how i willingly spend 300 hours in it.
SIR DO NOT REDEEM
I replayed recently on xbone and I was surprised that I enjoyed it again. Comfy if you ignore how shit the main quest is. Like skyrim.
GET THE FRICK OUT OF MY FACE
Does that video even exist any more, ancient memories just returned.
Never mind found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxHd55O7vTo
original account deleted it so only a mirror exists
it's one of the few videos i like that's at risk of disappearing forever so i saved a copy to my computer
I wanna kiss Moira's greasy cheeks.
I mandela effect happened to me in relation to this scene.
My first time playing I was punching him back, but that was never in the game. Other people have also experienced this.
Fnv is better
This guy was mean to me as kids so I'll let his mother get eaten alive by giant radioactive roaches. This is morally right.
WHAT DO THEY FRICKING EEEAAATTTTTTT ???????
not interested in discussing how realistic things are in an alternate universe post-apoc game w/ talking mutants and ghouls. nerd.
>realism doesn't matter if it's not a literal simulator
pseudointellectual take
>not interested in discussing how realistic things are in an alternate universe post-apoc game w/ talking mutants and ghouls. nerd.
Why has Fallout become the newest thing for brown schizos to latch onto a shitpost ad nauseam day after day?
because they used to like new vegas until the community became troony infested
they have no sense of individuality and they'd turn into a troony themselves if they didn't act against it
they can't attach to fallout 4 or 76 because they're both flaming trash heaps
so they take the one game no one has played for a decade and try to make it their identity
Fallout fans are either a troony or a shitskin, no inbetween. All of the pure aryan chads are too occupied playing eso
Last time I checked they were giving Fallout 3 for free, because of how shit it is and nobody wants to play it.
LMAO
All Fallouts have been given out for free at this point
still $20 on steam
Member the part where you can escape the vault without killing anyone but when you return later everyone still hates you? Haha good game.
They blame your dad for opening the Vault and causing things to go to hell. It has nothing to do with how many people you kill. Not to mention that there’s already alternate dialogue depending whether you kill certain NPCs anyway.
FO3 had Telltale tier "choices matter" situations, and the start of the game was filled with fluff that served little purpose.
Most video games in general have choices that don’t make a significant impact outside of alternate dialogue or a small thing changing later down the line.
Not to mention that not every choice is going to have a major impact on the proceeding of things. If we take the Sweetroll scenario for example, that choice is more of a tutorial to clue players into the fact that there are multiple ways of solving problems. Of course something like that isn’t going to matter in the long run, but it makes players aware that they way they talk to people can affect their responses.
FO3 focuses a lot more on your relationship with a few characters (namely your dad and the vault girl) but then makes the impact/choices you can have in said relationship limited. I know dad has 1 event where he scolds you for nuking megaton or being low karma or whatever but ultimately it goes nowhere
New Vegas has a different problem in that your relations with other characters are purely professional, even if the companions are good your personal interactions with them are pretty sterile
Mothership Zeta was a fun DLC and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't
It would have been better if the aliens weren’t so spongey in terms of how much damage they take. Plus, Zeta has the unfortunate thing of being compared to The Pitt and Point Lookout, which are great DLCs.
>Point Lookout
Hillbilly central with one real quest? Those mobs had such crazy bullet sponginess, worse than the ayys, even with a Tesla Cannon it was a huge pain in the ass.
Ironically Anchorage and Broken Steel were the only ones not to have that issue
Only thing that matters is that you had fun Anon.
>console warring 15 year old games against each other
What the frick is wrong with you people?
Just play both. Or play the one you like. Who the frick cares? Who the frick fricking cares.
we're getting spammed by fallout 3 threads out of the ass constantly like someone is deliberately trying to psyop us into liking it by normalizing it
>trying to psyop us into liking it by normalizing it
Listen to yourself, man. Unplug. Fricking unplug.
If you're here enough for that to even be a consideration (nevermind impressionable enough), unironically touch a little bit of grass, anon.
mad NV troony detected
I am convinced this is todd but when he was younger
He put his kid self inside the game
sorry butch, i already ate it.
You play with True Iron Sights, yay or nay?
Nay, would rather be able to see the target, after all it is a game. Also I don't always play with mods and some weapons have broken or garbage vanilla irons.
If you forgave this guy you are a simp. He deserves getting shot in the head.
*kisses butch*
player.placeatme 002499DA 10
>spawns a fallout 4 enemy
what did he mean by this
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE