I’m selling this piece of shit before the switch 2. Complete thing was a dog shit scam last Nintendo product I’ll ever own.
Im selling this piece of shit before the switch 2.
I’m selling this piece of shit before the switch 2. Complete thing was a dog shit scam last Nintendo product I’ll ever own.
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frick you phone homosexual
>not keeping it in your closet for half a century so that some rich collector buys its husk for half a mil
moron.
yea okay do that if you want to. don't see why you have the need to announce everything you do on the interwebz
Who?
That's stupid. You could put Linux on it and play porn vn's.
The real scam is the Switch Lite when half the library is unplayable in portable mode.
Qrd?
>Qrd?
Half the library is unplayable in portable mode.
there's like 2 or 3 games that are unplayable. 1 of them is 1-2 switch
It's always morons that sell their consoles isn't?
No the morons seem to love nintendo.
Then why you bought a nintendo console? You are even more moronic now...
don't you fricking dare
The juggernaut success of the Nintendo Switch is the biggest prolonged nonstop assfricking this board has ever endured.
How so?
Ganker will shit itself when the Switch breaks the PS2's record next year
>Ganker will shit itself when the Switch breaks the PS2's record next year
It's inevitable. And unlike the PS2 being baby's first DVD player, Switch will have won on the power of games alone.
The games were dog shit you dumb drone people just want a handheld. Nintendo will be outclassed soon.
Nah, the Shitch wont sell another 22m units
Nintendo will be dead soon when handhelds get cheaper. Imagine paying $80 for Mario shit instead of emulation for free.
TWO!
MORE!
WEEKS!
lol Nintendo can’t sell a home console at all. They only won because they had no portable competition that’s over now.
The switch was cheap flimsy chinese garbage.
Remember when you said the Steaming Shit Deck would kill the Switch?
LMFAOO how did that work out?
Why are you defending a corporation that scammed you out of thousands of $? Fricking moron slave
Behead tendies
Mmmm that's a lot of amazing Nintendo exclusives.
>Mmmm that's a lot of amazing Nintendo pedophile grooming apps
I can play every game on my computer. Even the Wii with a sensor bar.
Fatal Frame's on Switch. Has been for over 2 years now. Hell, there's been ANOTHER Fatal Frame on Switch since.
I'd kill for a xenoblade X remaster. not because I like the game or anything, I just don't want to emulate it, I want to play it while I'm laying in my bed. Same for the 3DS fire emblem games
wipe the tears from your eyes lol
nowhere on earth is a mario game $80, even on nintendo's eshop
Based. Now get a Steam Deck if you must have hand held.
>get a Steam Deck
Kek even the ficking Nokia N-Gage sold more than that laughable dead piece of shit.
Why are so mad, Tendie?
the deck flopped and shitted sir
I can smell your fear
It was pretty good as an indie machine until the deck came out and made it obsolete
Nobody cares.
140 million Switch owners are laughing their asses off at you. Doe mad on Ganker schizo.
>joycon breaks
Nintendo will ship you new ones for free.
>Complete thing was a dog shit scam last Nintendo product I’ll ever own
>I’m selling this piece of shit before the switch 2
What did OP mean?!?!
Yeah, in the end the Switch fricking sucked. Hamstrung itself as a console by trying to be portable, too big to be comfortable as a portable.
UI was completely soulless
Paid dogshit online
Awful build quality
Many games were just ports
I just want a 3DS 2.