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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want him to sit on my face

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only women are supposed to sit on your face, anon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe that's a femanon

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The comment still stands.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just admit if he was female instead of male, there's be a hundred waifu threads about her

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the sassy gay friend I never had I like him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he fricks chicks too you know

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He fricks only chicks of you leave him alone. Cazador forced him to be gay, and he hated every second of it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't hate being gay. He just hated being controlled and someone taking advantage of him.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah he definitely hated being a disgusting homosexual thats why he only dates girls if you leave him alone. plain and simple.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a best friend like him but I can't deal with more than one of him. Frick Astarion.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Frick Astarion.
        you can, you little sissy boy

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im sick of China denying Taiwan is a legitimate state

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it isn't

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      TPBP

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want them to frick like rabbits

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shadowheart is a lesbian, mr chud

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where does that even come from?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          her va is a lesbian

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok i am killing her next playthrough
            same as the celestial dyke. total dyke death

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            A lesbian is just a woman who needs a good dicking.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >va is a lesbian forced to voice straight sex scenes
            I can dig it, taking their gay icon from them and "raping" them in the process

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            why am i so attracted to lesbians frick

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >her va is a lesbian
            First of all, lesbians aren't real because female sexuality is not fixed, second of all, her VA is a young white woman, and they all claim to be lesbian/bisexual/genderfluid to wear the rainbow flag as a shield. Being a normal vanilla white woman opens you up to scrutiny from online leftists like you're potentially every -ic and -ist word in the dictionary.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its funny. every single companion is Bi. aint that funny? its funny

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          biGODS finally getting their due representation

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            At last.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not letting your vampire BFF give you a little suckie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like that homosexual elf but no
      You need to establish boundaries

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's such a shit irrelevant character. Feels so forced on the group, specially because he's two dimensional evil with zero remorse and zero character growth.

    Camille in Pathfinder at least hid the fact she's a psychopath.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Camille in Pathfinder at least hid the fact she's a psychopath.
      the girl with half of her battle lines screaming about blood running in the streets and literally without irony the dialog states she licks her lips anytime blood is mentioned.
      that one?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pathfinder fans are mentally challenged. Please understand

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can use his invisible imp to scout out the entire map, which is pretty neat.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Camille in Pathfinder at least hid the fact she's a psychopath.
          the girl with half of her battle lines screaming about blood running in the streets and literally without irony the dialog states she licks her lips anytime blood is mentioned.
          that one?

          She is useful is she not? Open your heart to her.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't really like how pathfinder plays or how its written. i felt this way before i ever played a larain game and i felt this way last week when bg3 made me want to give wotr another shot. rogue trader beta is kind of fun tho so idik

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah WOTR and bg3 both suffer from "modern fantasy writing". Where characters "will, like, talk lik this, we really fragged that troll senpai". They do it on purpose to make the game feel more accessible. You see that shit everywhere in modern fantasy writing.

              I thought kingmaker was the much better game writing wise, but if you just cant get into the autism of making builds you are just not going to like any game using the system.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you talking about

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand what you don't understand. But i'm not looking for an argument either. Good luck to you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your example of how the characters talk doesn't make any sense whatsoever or is poorly explained

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then the writing is made for you in mind, you should be enjoying it. I'm going to guess you got filtered by the gameplay and are just making excuses then.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two dimensional evil
      Not really, his entire backstory is him being made a vampire thrall and forced to abduct victims for Cazador under threat of torture. And he had to do that for something like 170 years.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one give a shit about some donut steel oc of some homosexual developer
        He is a homosexual and deserves the worst of deaths

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Left alone he only has sex with female characters, usually lae and shadowheart

          Sorry you feel insecure that a virtual man bangs virtual women maybe go outside and touch grass troony

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its boring to me and I dont care for his backstory, honestly. In fact him being a rogue doesn't suit him he'd work best as a bard. But then he wouldn't be the edgy vampire rogue who acts like a psycho but actually wants to be loved. Made for fanfic writers in mind.
        You can tell the person that created Astarion is an annoying tumblrtard however the rest of the writers and the VA made the character much better than expected.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Astarion actually reminded me of the more classical vampires akin to Interview with the Vampire and such with all the gay lust and betrayal. But there definitely was some sexually frustrated tumblr person in the dev team because everyone in the game wants to have sex all the time. It actually became comical to me when even the emperor invites you to his dream half-naked and wants to frick.

          But back to the point, I actually liked Astarion because he was such a stereotypical vampire. I don't think that a tumblr homosexual would have the guts to create a character as traditional as him. He might fit in as a bard more gameplay-wise but when people think of bards they think of happy people singing and performing. Astarion isn't really like that, he's a cunning butthole that dislikes people.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really. He is not as cool as Lestat or Alucard or D, or anything of the sort. Definitely more a loser that is seething about the way he was used and now wants to be in a position of power so he doesnt get used. I feed into his delusions halfway but in multiple times he has shown that he is not a mastermind nor can he divise plans so his true ambition is lacking. He admits he is not a "details person" and just goes with the chaotic flow. He still is very charismatic despite his shortcomings which is why he would work as a sassy bard.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >interview with a vampire copycat
            >traditional
            nothing traditional about those fruity homosexuals, they're the modern interpretation of vampires

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              So it might interest you to know that the entire concept of the vampire comes from Stokers fear of homosexuality. In his journal, he writes about a nightmare he had where a man overpowered him and sucked his neck. Vampires are explicitly gay coded and the beginning of the book where Jonathon Harker is menaced by Dracula is Stokers fear of homosexuality. So really, vampires are all gay. I read this in the introduction to this edition of Dracula.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bram stroker more like

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the entire concept of the vampire comes from Stokers fear of homosexuality
                the concept of vampires mainly comes from eastern european folklore you moron, bram popularized one idea of them

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                …..and bram stoker created the most well known and mythologized version of it. What’s the problem?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you said he came up with the entire concept, which he didn't. vampires aren't all gay and stokers depiction is one of many you moronic goalpost mover

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the concept of vampires in pop culture as anyone knows them today is based of stoker that's clearly what anon meant and he isn't wrong you pedantic fricking autistic moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dozens of different vampire depictions in pop culture
                >erm ackshually it's just this one
                go suck on cold gay vampire dick homosexual

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's dozens based off dracula as the starting point, not dozens based off some fricking slave folklore no one is even aware exists

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >who are the strigoi in warhammer fantasy
                >who are the nosferatu in vampire the masquerade
                >who are the ancient vampires in the witcher
                >who are the vampires in heroes of might and magic
                could've just said you're an ignorant westerner

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes like I said
                >3rd world slav folklore no one gives a flying frick about

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >my gay oc is the only real one
                >nah, gays are nasty
                >NUH UH

                this is why vampires are no longer popular, nobody wants gay vampires and that's a fact, they are written for women and gays and they have ZERO taste.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is why vampires are no longer popular
                Citation needed

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is why vampires are no longer popular
                huh?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >archetypes completely different from stoker's dracula used throughout popular franchises, including the the one that revolves solely around vampires
                >no one gives a flying frick about
                willfully ignorant AND moronic at the same time

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >one clan out of a dozen in vampire isn't derived from stoker vampires therefore I win

                lol ok

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >banu haqim are all middle eastern
                >gangrel are all feral
                >nosferatu all look like count orlok
                >tzimisce are all inspired by the eastern european folklore
                >the chinese vampires
                >warhammer fantasy vampires all have their clans based off of different vampire the masquerade clans
                it's almost like you don't know what the frick you're talking about

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think the argument is? You started sperging out at some anon who said Dracula is the basis of cultural relevance for vampires in modern times. That is just factually correct. There would probably be no Vampire franchise if Dracula was never written or gained the popularity it did. If you don't think so you're just moronic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dracula is the basis of cultural relevance for vampires in modern times
                is not
                >the entire concept of the vampire comes from Stokers fear of homosexuality

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the vast majority of vampires as they are depicted in popular media for the past century are 100% derivative of Stroker's Dracula. it's kind of like Tolkien's dwarves and elves. sure, he didn't *invent* the concepts of either, but that doesn't change the fact that dwarves and elves in modern western fantasy settings are clearly based on Tolkien dwarves and elves.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I read this in the introduction

                Don't fricking read introductions. They are written by people to give "context"

                Play mgs.mp4

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >coded
                have a nice day immediately

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gay homosexual vampire
            >"Traditional"

            Nope. Traditional vampires are vile creatures of the night feeding on virgins and destroying innocence, driven by an inhuman urge without any true explanation and their entire psychology is essentially post-human. Interview with the vampire is written for women to jerk off.

            The whole "Vampires are sexy boys" ruined them.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The whole "Vampires are sexy boys" ruined them.
              No, it's what actually drove them to popularity because vampires weren't that much of a concept until that

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                One of the first horror movies was literally Nosferatu though.
                From the 20th century.

                One of the most famous renditions before gaypires was the dude that played Saruman.
                Nobody likes gaypires but gays and women.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why haven't those stood the test of time, Anon? If nobody likes gay vampires, why are they the only the only thing keeping vampires relevant today?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        is every character bisexual?
        Sounds like typical elf-behavior

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >, specially because he's two dimensional evil with zero remorse and zero character growth.
      > and zero character growth
      You did not play the game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        People who say you didn't play the game reminds me of twitter hags screaming "russian bot" whenever someone disagreed with them, btfod them or hurt their feelings.

        I guess when you have no arguments the best you can come up with is "NOOO NOOO I DIDN'T ACTUALLY LOSE THE VIDYA DISCUSSION BECAUSE UHHH THE ANON DIDN'T PLAY THE GAME oof!"
        W-what? how do i know he didn't play it? W-well because he hurt my feelings and i have no comeback 🙁

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Come back when you've played the game.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kys zigger subhuman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe but in this case it is glaringly obvious that. Astarion has the most character growth out of all the companions. Shadowheart changes a lot too but she was brainwashed anyway so it's not as impactful as Astarion's story and growth.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's really ironic that you are getting so butthurt when someone disagrees with you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's my mc and I think he's pretty cool since he never says anything

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i could've sworn her name was Helpful

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He grows, the choice for his end quest weighs heavy on him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not if you help him ascend.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the drow has more background than him ( not her ass)

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so kill him and get the literally soulless hireling from withers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I already started on the romance path with him so I'm invested. But I just find him annoying in how he regards Tav and hope he gets better.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats what you get for being a gayhag, stop sexualizing gay men

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is the least gay companion though and his romance feels like it was specifically meant to be het

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >his romance feels like it was specifically meant to be het
            lol

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              anon is right though, he is aimed directly at women (XX)
              he's straight out of an otome game and he's the reason I want to play baldur's gate

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              All the romances make more sense as hetero. Gale's backstory is specifically about him being hetero, Lae'zel's whole dance of dominance makes more sense if you're a man, Karlach says she wants to ride you which can't really be done as a lesbian

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All the romances make more sense as hetero
                Yes, it's called reproduction and evolution.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe if you play AS him, otherwise he is so fricking gay. God made gay men for a reason, and its because women CANNOT handle an effeminate psycho male, only other men can.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The problem is the effeminate psycho thing is a poorly disguised facade which you pick up on pretty immediately if you don't have autism. Why he is like this I don't know yet. But it's putting me off. His affect seems like it would only work on women. I'm playing a male Tav and even though I'm romancing him I feel like the appropriate response is to tell him hes cringe and to get real

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why he is like this

                Of course you don't get it, he is a SUB that thinks he needs to be a DOM. His whole arc with his master is about being in an abusive toxic gay relationship. If you look at calidor as his current BF, that he is trying to escape, the whole thing starts to make sense. Or it doesn't, because youre a women. Maybe you have been in a situation where life is so shit that it starts to infect your personality? Thats him.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This sounds like a woman's understanding of some shitty psychological mind rape thing but with a gay twist!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day trannoid

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >straightoid in the closet is obsessed with trannies
                go suck a dick homosexual

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >obsessed
                people hate you for being a mentally ill homosexual freak and groomer of children but rentfree cope all you want troony

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            > He is the least gay companion though and his romance feels like it was specifically meant to be het
            Anon I…

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honey, thats not a gay man thats a charicature of a gay man that seems like it was written by a woman.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8 strength wizard
      i failed this check and he just scampered off after calling me a c**t, wonder if he'll show up at any point to piss in my cheerios

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he dies out in the woods according to the book in the vampire king's house and then shows up in the fight as a zombie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          neato

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          didn't even realize he was part of the hoard. meh nothing of value was lost.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            not even, he is one of the gays with the light beam going through him on the far end of the room

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he start out strong but then turn quite needly and desperate as the time go on
      compare to gale who keep going on and on bragging about his imaginary girlfriend
      I wish I cut off his hand at the portal instead

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not using Astarion for minmaxing by making him suck on a drow for +2 to your str
      NGMI

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not cutting off her hand
        NGMI

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plenty of time for that though. You meet her in Moonrise Towers and again in Baldur's Gate.
          You stake Astarion and that's the end of him.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is the exploding blood thing that good? It sounded frankly terrible as a Fighter.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              who cares about explosive blood?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a different potion entirely. I'm talking about the one you get when she fangirls over Astarion and wants him to give her the succ out in Moonrise Tower. You get a potion out of it that permanently gives you +2 STR.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I figured since you mentioned her being in Baldur's Gate you were also referring to the explosive blood thing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you cosplaying hitler?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's obviously john stossel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is hilarious, how the frick did he just stand there letting it happen?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you paid attention in the game he hasn't feeded and hence why he is trying to suck your blood - he's weakened which would explain why he is slower on the draw.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only good hireling is Reddit Gnome.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so kill him and get the literally soulless hireling from withers
      Why would you need a soulless hireling? There are enough companions to get rid of all males. Can even get rid of the frog later.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s objectively the strongest character in the game
    >Get him to act 3
    >Ascend
    >Respec into GWM fighter
    >cast haste
    Congrats you now have 12 attacks per round with +20 damage each

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is already my strongest character with thief fighter multi class
      with haste he just attack so many time but I guess that is the case for every fighter

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i find his dialogue and voice acting amusing so I’ve kept him around
    He’s certainly more interesting than Gale or homosexual Wyll.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it even possible to gain his friendship to 100 without romancing? I keep him in the party all the time and it's still around 70 even after his ascension

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't develop a "deep" friendship with a gay person without having sex with them, as superficial sex is literally the most important thing to the queer community
      this game is extremely realistic in that regard

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    During the ending
    >Gale gets a scene about getting the crown back and becoming a god
    >Same with Lae'zel becoming a wandering vagabond
    >Astarion gets a funny 10 second scene where he runs away from the sun
    Oh come on just like that and I never see him again?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >didnt assend him

      bro, did you really set 7000 vampires loose?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I persuaded him not to ascend for RP sake and told him to kill the spawn, but in doing so I broke my oath as a paladin
        Absolute insanity, but I had to let them go.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          During the ending
          >Gale gets a scene about getting the crown back and becoming a god
          >Same with Lae'zel becoming a wandering vagabond
          >Astarion gets a funny 10 second scene where he runs away from the sun
          Oh come on just like that and I never see him again?

          Hmm I didn't see that gale scene at all he just said he would search for the crown in the ocean

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Letting the vampires loose broke my oath as an ancients paladin. But it does make sense, you're being extremely irresponsible if you just send them off into the wilds, they're starving and dangerous. I let them stay in the cages so that they can be screened and the ones that can resist their urges can go free and the rest get staked.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are your options in that? I only played evil so far so it was a forgone conclusion that he would sacrifice all their lives and ascend. What are the “good” options?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Afaik you have three options, you either release, destroy, or keep them imprisoned. The last option is obviously the sensible one, though a CG/CN character might be more inclined to release them.

              Then the gur show up and b***h at you regardless of what you did.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gur accepted me releasing them all. They all went to the Underdark so it's not really the worst thing in the world

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they accept it but they b***h at you still.
                >Oh you released them good job butthole now there are 7000 vampire spawn running around and hurting innocents
                >Oh you left them in their cells why couldn't you even finish the job you pathetic wimp
                They're impossible to please.

                And yes the Underdark is probably the least bad place for everyone involved, though it's pretty likely that the drow or duergar are just going to finish them off.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You missed out on
      Lae'zel becomes a fricking dragonrider and ascends which is twice as good if you play as gith and romance her because you get your own dragon and get to ride off with her

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you let your frog waifu become food for Vlaakith. Good job.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it possible to make laezel realize that vlaakith is a space israelite and abandon her?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. I played nice in the Creche but then convinced her that Vlaakith was a piece of shit before the fighting all started. In the ending, she rides a dragon with Orpheus to kill her

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely. I didn't even need to roll for it iirc, just having put L'z in the purge chair was enough to convince her that something was off. Then you deny the inquisitor when he asks for the artifact, then you enter the prism and have a chat with Emps. Later on Vlaakith shows up at the camp again and makes some more demands and L'z should tell her to frick off then even without any input from you

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well she spared voss of her own volition, so that's a good sign

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes make sure she
            >reads you the two storybooks about orpheus
            >make sure you show her the chair is going to kill her

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, she even goes through all the stages of coping and seething where she convinces herself the de-worming chair has been tampered with and the scientist operating it is a traitor

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I romanced him and we're going to rule over the 7,000 vampire spawn in the underdark

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean, you’re going to be his vampire spawn slave and he’s going to rule and degrade you like a gay sex slave. He’s going to be just like cazador eventually.

        The vampires of this game are straight out of the description of D&D lore in 5e, but even more so the description in 2e. Astarion changes as soon as he’s ascended and gets even more evil.

        Jokes on him though, in my dark urge play my character became his spawn and then mind controlled everyone with the power of the brain. So he missed his chance in making my character a thrall and became one himself. Oh and so did Shadowheart and minthara, but it’s hard to get excited about those two since they didn’t have direct influence over my character

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't ascend. We're just going to lead all those moronic 7,000 vampire spawn that have no idea what they're doing.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DARLING

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not killing him immidiatelly
    Your fault

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Play vengeance paladin
      >Some uppity paleskin rogue tries to kill and rob me
      >Kill him in a single strike

      not my problem

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >missing out on +2 permanent strength
        ngmi

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying you need this shit when gloves of hill giant exist

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >using that instead of all of the super damaging gloves since gloves are most competitive spot in your whole gear
            honestly no wonder you morons struggle on babby mode Tactician lmao

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not using both

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can just kill him or not take him with you dood.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop talking to him or taking him with you then
    He’s much less annoying than “woe is me also please frick me” Gale

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m sick of seeing wyll in my camp
    What a beyond useless boring cuck

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wyll and Astarion swapped places in my head
      I liked black weeb dude at first and found the sassy vampire annoying, but by the end I loved Astarion and fricked Wyll’s demon while he watched

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wyll can barely be considered a character. Karlach is annoying and i think worse but wyll is just basic. he really shouldn't be. hes a noble larping as a hero by using a demon for power. there's an interesting story somewhere in that, but those last min rewrites must have fricked something up or larain just didn't care about him either

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He actually had some character in the early access. He was a complete butthole though, but even that is better than the bland and simple Black person we got now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to ignore Wyll and not take him in my party but he snuck into my camp by force so I killed him in the camp. Now his body is in my camp forever and his blood is all over my bedroll. It’s kind annoying, I tried to hide his body in a crate but it just resets every time I return to camp.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women seem to like him a lot.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's immortal. Better get used to it.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he constantly one shots enemies at the part of the game I’m at rn and his stupid dialogue makes me laugh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found him weak, but also by far the funnest play the few times I needed him for a lock pick heavy mission.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm enjoying pillars of eternity in spite of all the masonic references.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna fricking kill myself. I can't cope knowing that everyone now considers BG3 the greatest game of all time. There's just no point living in this clown world that hates chuds. Goodbye cruel world, I'm roping.

    >Highest Rated Game of All Time on Opencritic
    >Highest Rated PC Game of All Time on Metacritic
    >Overwhelmingly Positive Steam Reviews
    >Top 10 Most Popular Steam Games of All Time
    >Top 5 Most Popular Singleplayer Steam Games of All Time
    >875K Concurrent Players

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you think is the game of all time?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll pass, eventually all the normies will drop the game in act 1 since they're bored and anyone who gets to act 3 will see how bad it gets.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Normies gonna normie
        At least with its success we can expect another divinity game with more build kinos, no matter how insufferable the rest of the game will be

        They’re called normalgays you double Black folk

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alright normalBlack person

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off. normies is faster to type

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >normies is faster to type
            fricking tourist scum

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normies gonna normie
      At least with its success we can expect another divinity game with more build kinos, no matter how insufferable the rest of the game will be

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >build kinos
        Your no better than the morons lapping this shit up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well anon it's a pretty decent game. Sorry for your loss

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >normal people like stupid shit
      >in other news water is wet
      Why do you care so much what other people think? This isn't a new phenomenon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, it's no surprise since this is the first CRPG that accessible enough for the general populace, which would never play better games.

      >There's just no point living in this clown world that hates chuds.
      Actually just have a nice day.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So kill him.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick of baldur's gay 3 spam posts.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't stake the homosexual vampire elf the first chance he got
    OP is a homosexual who got raped by Gayle

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately killed him when he got close to me

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spent 10s of hours forgetting he was even in my party you don't need a rogue in this game I unlocked everything with the knock spell.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don't like the characters? Just hire hirelings lol
    >all hirelings are premade and can't be altered
    amazing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah this shit is beyond moronic. Larian dropped the ball on a lot of basic things

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait then what's the point if they're just blank slate characters?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point is to force you to play with the ugly troony OC donuts of the backers or devs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point is to force you to play with the ugly troony OC donuts of the backers or devs.

        mods

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Extra slot, so if you want someone with a particular utility to have on demand like a Bard you don't have to respec someone and then back.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have to get three friends to join your game and make their own characters to get a full custom party
    >problem is that they can't be kicked from the party at all if you don't want them anymore or want to make a new one
    It's kind of funny you can frick over a friend's save by joining their game and making a character since the default join option is "Friends only". The game is extremely lacking in forethought QoL-wise.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can edit the save file to fix it.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not killing him on sight the first time you see him
    >Not giving him the stake when he tries to suck your blood

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shoved a broken branch through him the first time he came slinking around my bedroll.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flamboyantly gay blood addict vampire
    >flamboyantly gay drug addict wizard
    >some black guy who is a member of the League of Devil Hunters Guild from DivOS
    aight lets go devil hunting. You know Jahan, bro?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I was so ready to hate Wyll; I expected him to be a smug dickhead, a swashbuckling smug butthole.

      But the guy was a legit G. The guy actually cares about being a Devil Hunter and though he has a bit of a dashing side, the fact he goes "Frick it I'd rather be a devil looking motherfricker than kill someone innocent" is respectable.

      He's also the only guy not expecting me to carry all his problems.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Man I was so ready to hate Wyll; I expected him to be a smug dickhead, a swashbuckling smug butthole.
        that would've been way better than the lukewarm cup of lemon water we got

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He made me gay. Thanks Larian.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, he's miles better than Gayle and Wyll.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can:
    >never recruit him in your party
    >kick him out of your party
    >kill him
    If you are keeping him in your party it is because of your own choices.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prostituting him for the potion
    disgusting, all of you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey man, it was a mutually beneficial agreement. He's a vampire, he sucks blood to live. She wanted the suck, and was willing to offer a potion for it. Sure he prattles on about how shit her blood tastes but before he got mindflayerd he had been living off of rats and even a boar. Compared to that I don't see how drow blood is specially bad. Hell, even more so with my campaign considering that I had him bite the hag to heal himself.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to play as a drow to pass the lore check, but her family in menzoberanzan is rumored to frick mind flayers. And I guess have children with them, which is why their blood is polluted and smells/tastes like shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That makes no sense. Astarion has a tadpole in his head. If anything it should make her blood more palatable to him. It's not like a regular vampire is repulsed by the taste of human blood.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Again - it has nothing to do with the blood. He just avhors being used and forced to do sometging he doesn't want, autist-kun

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Except after biting her he straight up says her blood tastes all sorts of wrong and vile.
              Did you even play the game?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hates doing something
                >you make him do it
                >says he hated doing it just so you get it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not talking about why he hates doing it you comprehension challenged idiot. An anon made a comment about lore on why her drow blood tastes bad, stating it's likely due to fricking mindflayers. I said that doesn't add up because the party being on the road to becoming mindflayers themselves should make mindflayer blood palatable as it's not like human vampires find human blood to be disgusting to eat.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people literally never lie or put on an act to cope and everything they say is true
                Definitly autism. Seek help

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You guys are social morons. Astarion hates it not because of the blood (which may or may not taste disgusting). It's because he hates when people use him as an object in a transaction. Fricking autists i fricking swear

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yet he treats you as an object in his romance arc, curious

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he got the bad end
            Oh no no no no

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't need to fix him

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only in his evil ending

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey man, I said he didn't have to, but a potion could be good. He didn't have any issues sucking on my neck.
      I felt really bad about it afterwards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey man, I said he didn't have to, but a potion could be good. He didn't have any issues sucking on my neck.
      I felt really bad about it afterwards

      Yeah I also picked the choice that was along the lines of "hey your call dude" and he capitulated. I've seen other people pick that option and it ending up with him going "oh seriously? no then" so I must've missed the trigger for that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably depends on how much he likes you

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but I think Astarion's shit is just bugged.. He's almost always disapproved of my actions and I gave him the choice to do it and he still did it, and resented doing it to where I no longer have an affection bar for him.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He sometimes approves of my actions and sometimes doesn't. It really depends on what you pick.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm fully aware of how the affection system does its thing. I'm saying that of all my companions Astarion has disapproved my actions the most, which means of all of my companions he likes me the least. Even with that low approval rating he still drank the blood for me, which means him doing it for you is probably just buggy shit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If he likes you he won't do it, if you leave it up to him.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if he likes you he'll only want to suck yiur blood
                Based loyal vampire spawn looking for true love. Very kawaii

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im in general confused by the affection system. Seems like some companions gain it while in camp, while others dont. Just all around confusing or bugged

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's power hungry and selfish. He should be evil but it's quite inconsistent
            >help one child, he approves
            >help another child, he disapproves

            Nevertheless any selfish action should bring approval with him. Larian didn't have guts to make him an actual evil character because then women would not like him

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think that this is one of the biggest problems in the game regarding the companions. They don't follow their motives and you can always just easily neutralize them if they start causing trouble. Everyone also becomes a lot more soft-hearted in the long run for some reason, even Lae'zel.

              There should've been way more infighting at the camp between the followers if you ask me, everyone there is pretty fricking dangerous and/or mistrusting except for Halsin.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone there is pretty fricking dangerous and/or mistrusting except for Halsin
                Wrong.
                Scratch and the Owlbear also trust you completely.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                True. It would've made for an interesting cutscene if Astarion tried to feed on them.

                He actually had some character in the early access. He was a complete butthole though, but even that is better than the bland and simple Black person we got now.

                That's a shame. It's like "good Wyll" was automatically set as the starting point for him, deleting his whole character grow arc completely. It's pretty obvious that the player had choices to guide him to become even more devilish or more righteous, hence the corrupted half-human half-devil look in the first place. It's also very obvious that he was supposed to clash with Karlach a lot more.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he was supposed to clash with Karlach a lot more.
                Yeah that's obvious. At the moment it's just one quarrel they have right when they meet each other and then they become normal buttbuddies like everyone else in your party. It's ridiculous.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the only one he'll be sucking on is me. The ugly Black person drow can go find her own vampire bf

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know theirs no women, are their that many gay people on v. So many comments on fricking the men my 40yrold ass is confused.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Way better character than Shadowc**t, KarlACK, the magical rapist, or the nygger.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play the game second time
    >get to astarion personal quest
    >"i'll do it differently this time"
    >all dialogue options with cazador lead to boss fight
    >after the fight denying the ritual makes astarion leave the party and quest ends
    >ok maybe if I let the ritual start but interrupt it
    >astarion becomes hostile and quest ends
    this game is legit dogshit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are dogshit at the game.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I KILLED HIM AT FIRST SIGHT, LEFT THE CORPSE TO ROT.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw had to intimidate him to take the astral tadpole
    >his reaction

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is his reaction?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you even ask him about it he gets really upset and ends with “don’t ask me again.” I have not forced him in both plays so I’d like to hear it. I imagine it tanks his opinion of you though. It should unironically be you holding down your party members and forcing the tadpole in them, literally mind raping them

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Planning to play him on my 2nd evil playthrough, since custom tav gets frick all

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the gay vampire
    It's the wizard that's annoying as frick to keep around

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the dude you kill on the beach after he tries to knife you?

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do first long rest
    >Gayle stands at fire "to hell with you"
    >answer "wow same to you too ya bastard!"
    >Gayle disapproves -1
    god this game is so fricking moronic, nobody can take a joke, but you are expected to forgive people holding knives at your throat in an instant

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gale's dialogue is bugged btw
      I don't think any of the devs playtested him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty much how liberals are though?

      >i disagre with this person, they must be fired!
      >doxx them!
      >make them unemployable
      >the slightest of pushback
      >why so hate-filled :~~*

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill him
    >i can't
    shit rpg

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but you can

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        but at what cost

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fed him to the kuo-toas in exchange for some shitty bleed perma-buff and it was absolutely worth it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At the start of my solo run I sneak attacked his ass before even talking to him once.
      You absolutely can kill him. Did the same with Shart while she's unconscious on the beach.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best male companion in the game

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished his quest, he's a cool dude

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like him, he has good banter

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the hell would you let a dude into your party that LITERALLY JUST HELD A KNIFE AT YOUR THROAT

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is a little keyed up and stressed out because of the tadpole. Laezel tries to kill you in camp later too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not a big deal and I don't get why you people make one out of it. half the people you come across in this game ste like that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this your first RPG? Because half the party members wanting to kill you or holding a weapon towards you is pretty standard tbh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He said he was sorry, so it's ok

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >held a knife to your neck
      That's my fetish, anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he can become a god.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has become the big gay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        so can Gale, nothing special

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gale is really lame tho, a guy in a blue dress.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gale is for getting railed

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gale wears a dress and is kind of a poof. Nobody likes gale

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I disliked him at first but he started growing on me and having two wizards is pretty good.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nobody likes Gale
            Speak for yourself.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a paladin so I killed him the second I found out he was a vampire and he tried to bite me

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok, pulling the knife on me first time we meet I kind maybe overlook, I mean almost everyone you meet on the road is hostile anyways, doesn't seem that unreasonable
    but then sneaking on me at night? No way gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao pussy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i mean what sneaky little homosexual jumps on you in the night. deserved

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      God he looks so pathetic and sad... I would never do this to him. But he DOES kind of deserve it. But this bawd will never die in my playthroughs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bawd
        He's the most loyal of all companions and doesn't fantasize about getting beared and having a gang bang, unlike some. He's the actual loyal trad wife you people wanted

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Astarion's good endings are all super good
          >settle down
          >go on adventures as heroes
          >try to find a way to make him a sunwalker
          And he even needs a bit of reassurance because he thinks you're too good for him.
          >more faithful, traditional and loving than the female cast

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly found his whole self-actualization touching after I told him
            >homie don't do what you don't want to do you're a free man
            in regards to the slimy hot-topic drow wanting him to give her the succ. Dude started to get self-respect for himself and realize he could say no. Honestly he's the best written rape victim I've seen in fiction.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trad wife? hes an abomination and i dont mean because hes a vampire.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wanted to give you sucky sucky zero doraru, you ungrateful c**t

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a waste of a perfectly good bulge

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had an existential crisis when I've met him due to my mc being pic rel rogue. Didn't know if I should restart with him as the mc or do a different character
    In the end I've robbed him naked and killed him so it worked out fine

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do a different character because he's great to have in the party

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I made my character to look like me but dragon born. Looked Identical to the fruity Dragonborn guy in the sewers with the burnt corpse. Tripped me the frick out hard.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >look like me but scalie furbait
        Subhuman furry spotted. YWNBAL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah your character looks like a little homosexualy twink need to restart now

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait, aren't dnd vampires vunerable to sunlight?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but not if you have special worms in your brain

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some ugly drow niggress asks my boy Astarion for some sucky sucky in exchange for some moron strength potion or whatever
    >Brostarion doesn't want to
    >tell that b***h to get bent

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I killed the b***h in Act 3

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick of these threads

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tries to rape me
    >push him off and stake his heart
    Why wouldn't you do this? Who the frick does he think he is?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a moron so I didn't stake him

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you just like getting raped while you sleep, homosexual.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          pussy

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >quest to save the gipsy kids from Astarion's master
    >forget about it and do other shit
    don't tell me it's timed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry, that isn't timed

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino character

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's the only gay i like in that game
    he feels like a token sassy gay character from a 1990s movie

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a loser, but I'm glad there are so many ways to kill him in act 1

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay vampire that says darling and is "sexy"
    Anyone find this writing incredibly boring?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would find it boring if I couldn't tell it was all a bullshit affect and that he's hiding something behind it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go to therapy.

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cured my homophobia. He's cool. Its5a gay Vergil. More poweraaaAAAAAAa
    Noice

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a loyal trad vampire husband that you can help grow and change for the better
    Femcels win again

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to hate him for being a gay but he's a total bro and essential companion for an evil character

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sfm porn when?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not soon enough

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    jab a stick in his heart then, why wait

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to rape him and then cuddle

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up, cazador

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        rude, I just want some love

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's stupid you don't get an ending where he turns you into a vampire considering he mentions that to become a free vampire you must get bit then suck the blood from the one who turned you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's not stupid at all. You're just a brainlet who has missed the point of his plotline though i agree it would have been cool to be two piece of shit vampires terrorizing baldur's gate together

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    huh? I killed him on sight

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm sick of gale and i'm not even in act 3
    >starts alright
    >enjoy his dialogues
    >he tries to romance me
    >decline
    >romance lae'zel
    >he tries to romance me AGAIN
    >decline
    >get lae'zel confession
    >he asks me if we're no longer together?????
    WHat the frick did he mean by did? I skipped both gay baits and the game still triggered some flags. I'm not even capped on his relation, it's at like 50% because i keep being evil.

    woke garbage game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cant trust people complaining about Gale anymore. I flat out told him I was down to frick and he brushed it off all embarrassed. So how can he be a pushy rapist as well? Shit don't add up.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He likes chasing, doesn't like being the one chased

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't chasing he keeps alluding to the fact that he's horny for you and I was like "yes" but he's still all coy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >do you want to see a magic trick anon?
        um sur
        >tries to rape you
        um no thanks gale
        >sad to see our romance die so soon anon
        wtf??

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I said ok to his magic trick. was just him making some blue shit and giving me a bit of a buzz or something then next thing i know it starts getting gayer and gayer and he gets closer and closer and I had to be all WHOOA MATE SETTLE DOWN stop with the gay shit.
          Then he starts talking about our romance. Was the magic trick trying to trick a straight man into fricking him?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wait a second this isn't magic
            >this is anal sex!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wait a second this isn't magic
            >this is anal sex!

            >gales magic trick in action

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you make your feelings clear during the weave scene? Having your character imagine kissing Gale? If so, you’re locked in you’ll just have to wait until act 2 where it further develops and finally culminates.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao I killed him the first time he tried to suck my blood, shit was gay.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    easily the best VA and funniest lines in game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same va as kamski and heisenberg

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes way too camp. should have got someone else

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill him if you have a decent rogue multiplayer character homosexual has nothing reddeming besides funny youtube reactions adam driver tier

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he missed perma 2 strength
      LOL
      moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Needing more moronic strength when i can activate a trainer and throw enemies like toys except dragon cause strentgh is capped at 30

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moron is also a cheater
          >in literally one of the easiest CRPGs ever
          HAHAHAHA
          YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
          FRICKNG Ganker, DUMPSTER AT GAMES LMAO

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >b-but what about the 2 strength
        Doesn't change that much. It's just a feat which doesn't do much compared to doing a tadpol upgrade free run.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dude +1 to hit doesn't matter lmao
          yeah sure, on story mode

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thought he was gay and cringe at first
    >favorite companion now love his VA

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah this mf is funny af when hiding

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick of your rulebreaking. Generals go in
    >>>/vg/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be a janny you fat greasy pretending frick

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A crooked touch

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is the perfect foil to my rough dwarf barbarian. I always have him around just for his background commentary.

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOW COME HE DON'T WANT ME? Why doesn't he want me, man?

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We return to your adventure after vanquishing the giant ass spider b***h hiding under a burnt down as frick goblin infested city. Your super fricking gay elf vampire companion you need to unlock chests and shit is fully erect and ready to cross this bullshit bridge to continue dealing with the goblins

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love laezel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tav: I'm sorry Lae'Zel I have horrible violent tendencies and sometimes lose control and delve into a bloody massacre
      >Lae'Zel: Hot
      My frog wife.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really like durge, many companions develop sone different dimensions they don't show as tav.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      love is gay
      that means you're gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's fun when you're playing as dark urge

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it worth starting over from here?

        We return to your adventure after vanquishing the giant ass spider b***h hiding under a burnt down as frick goblin infested city. Your super fricking gay elf vampire companion you need to unlock chests and shit is fully erect and ready to cross this bullshit bridge to continue dealing with the goblins

        Made a custom character instead of using one of the premade ones and I'm probably missing out on some story

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ehhh generally no
          the durge plotline isn't particularly interesting and you're already a solid chunk into act 1. The main thing that's fun about it is the companions treating you differently

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Moonrise Towers
    >literally EVERY ZEALOT Thunderous Smites twice per turn or drops a 36 Lay on Hands heal
    >they have limited charges for LoH but not for Smites
    for literally what purpose

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are paths that allow you to flank and stealth kills

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he let them even get a singular turn
      This post was typed by 4-martial playing hands.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Martials are way better than hastebots. I bet you took more than 1 turn to kill the Netherbrain too
        lmao
        lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >martialposting
          >in 5e of all things
          Even without using objectively broken shit like Danse Macabre or magic missile added damage stacking casters in this game can crank out 150 a turn when you stack them all the way up. 5e has a martial problem anon we don't have to pretend here.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're a fricking moron because you can put those SHITTY zombies on any class; my fricking monk had them.
            And you know what? They do nothing but make turns take longer.
            Have fun gumming through encounters slow as frick while I'm grinding the boss into paste in 1 round with two martials with haste.
            This isn't 5e, moron. This is Baldur's Gate 3, a Larian Homebrew. Try beating the game first you moronic cuck.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Y-y-you didn't beat the game look I did!!!!!
              >I know you said you weren't even counting the ghouls but look I can do it too!!!!
              >Look look look I can do as much damage as you can to a single target, ignore the fact that you're killing 5+ others at the same time IGNORE IT
              Good god the cope here is real. Look I get it you like martials but you don't need to suck their wiener this hard. I admit they are pretty great at single target but who're we fooling here, man? Casters are the shit, end of story.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no proof because he didn't beat the game
                >seething wall of cope
                concession etc etc accept etc etc

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                post you killing the netherbrain, Orin, or Raphael in one turn with casters. I can reload my last save and post one right now but you 100% won't, guaranteed.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                because he can't and even water->lightning shit is like 200 damage max and doesn't come close to monk

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Netherbrain can die in 1 turn, so can raphael
                But orin has 10 unstoppable so i doubt that.
                I took Raphael in 2 turns and idk netherbrain, it died quickly because i had scrolls saved up, with raphael i smited him to death in 2 attacks.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >with raphael i smited him
                Yes, sure. We're talking about castercucks though, not paladins smiting for 250 damage.
                And Orin can absolutely die in one round.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And Orin can absolutely die in one round.
                how?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                She only has 10 stacks. Knock off the 10 stacks, which a monk by himself can do, or a swords bard. You get an achievement for ignoring the casters and just blowing her up.
                If you don't kill her, she will get more stacks though.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                multi hit attacks like monk fists, magic missiles etc

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Multi-damage type hits break the shield quicker. I had Astarion Dual-Wielding crossbows and broke her entire shield with 3 shots and then had my MC and Lae'zel absolutely prolapse her. She didn't even get a turn. I honestly had more trouble with the cultists afterwards.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You need 10 hits to break 10 unstoppable

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, different damage types break 1 point off. Just having the ring that adds acid damage would give an extra 3 separate hits to break that. I also added fire damage to the crossbows so that's another 3. My Monk had 4 different damage types every time he punched so it was even easier with him to break those shields.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So let's a play a game, moron-kun. If I flurry of blows and hit twice for ONE BA, and I hit with 2 poison, 4 force, 8 radiant, and 24 physical, twice, how many hits to the shield do I do?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                casters can't count without going to sleep first

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've not got the game installed but I can do some simple math for you here, moron-kun.
                4 Casters, 4 Freecast, drop the bonus action zone down on your casters and have each be splashed by a haste pot or simply pre-cast haste. This setup leads to
                4 disintegrates with forced fails via div is 200 damage minimum. If the target is still alive you still have 4 chain lightnings + another 4 5th level magic missiles. Or even just another 4 disintegrates. This easily cracks 500 damage unless you literally get minimum rolls and fails on everything possible then, yes you can fall under the 450 needed for the brain one turn. But if you instead decide to go full abuse you can:
                Drac sorc + Lightning charge = each magic missile dealing 1d4+7 damage. Or 8 min per missile, 24 for a first level slot and 64 for a 6th. So with 8 casts of it at 6th, you're dealing 512 unmissable damage(except for the shield spell of course). This is on top of having yet still another full 4 casts worth of 5th level spells to go if you are in a bubble.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >let me just theory...
                *takes long rest*
                >...craft this shit instead of ....
                *load screen*
                >...posting an easy to screenshot...
                *takes another long rest*
                >...achievement
                lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I went over this in a post you were too moronic to read but heres some proof for you, 1st-grade reading comprehension anon. 33h playtime with a save right before the boat.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                so as stated, you're a storymode shitter still in act 1 who is too moronic to figure out how to use the strongest classes in the game that is obvius to anyone with 3 brain cells
                >The class balancing is absolutely fricked. Wizard falls off early-on and Warlock falls off in act 3 when Sorceror can use twinned cast with Chain Lightning and clear 90% of the enemies in any given fight. It feels like the entire game is just tooled around running a sorceror, a bard/cleric that's geared around buffs, and then two physical beatsticks like monk/fighter/paladin that just wail on a big target and remove them from combat on the first turn.
                yup

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                mean to quote

                Act 1 is the only difficult part of the game even on Tactician.
                It's kinda hilarious how much of a difficulty spike you get out of the Nere fight, or even doing the three goblin leaders without long resting. Then you get to Act 2 and everything folds like a lawn chair even if you haven't been scouring the map for magical items.
                The class balancing is absolutely fricked. Wizard falls off early-on and Warlock falls off in act 3 when Sorceror can use twinned cast with Chain Lightning and clear 90% of the enemies in any given fight. It feels like the entire game is just tooled around running a sorceror, a bard/cleric that's geared around buffs, and then two physical beatsticks like monk/fighter/paladin that just wail on a big target and remove them from combat on the first turn.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a Dark Souls kiddie screeching because someone said his "impossible" game was too easy.
                Please start jakposting so my filter catches you, thanks.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm the one that said the game was easy as shit in the first place you illiterate fricking moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                hes just baiting hard at any post giving him advice

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                what advice? I beat the game. YOU need advice to beat it and the advice is: martials are OP as shit with haste.
                You're just seething and coping over it for whatever reason.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                not any of those anons but what classes have haste?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not to play the devil's advocate here but haste potions exist, anon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Last D&D game I played was NWN2 I think
                I hardly remember shit about the rules and subclasses apart from it's really easy to frick up and make shitty builds if you don't read shit first

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what you're saying is they are better off using haste than nuking? Interesting.
                Also, your haste pots, anon? The easiest and cheapest pots to make? Those pots?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine you spent all game terrible as frick, shooting magic missile 2 times and then having to go to sleep. It's Tactician, so CC barely works and there is not a lot of DC increasing gear in the game.
                Finally, you get to end game and you smile knowing your time has FINALLY arrived at level 11
                but then you see Fighter got his third attack and just explodes the whole battlefield in one turn
                That is why they seethe

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                1 turned Orin with twincast disintegrate and an action left over to twincast chain lightning all of her minions to death too

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I cast a spell into an immune person and then chain lighting cast into a bunch of dudes under Sanctuary
                imagine lying online and getting found out instantly because you're a moron who has zero clue what he's talking about
                LMAO
                LOL

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao i literally did it so you're just going to have to cope
                i think you're just mad other people found more efficient strategies than you, even when those strategies are extremely obvious

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lmao i literally did this thing that is not possible trust me bro my dad works for Larian I know how to make lighting damage go through sanctuary I programmed the game to do it believe me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Actually embarrassing.

                he is probably that guy earlier in the thread who admitted to using a trainer, that's why it worked
                L
                O
                L

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >casters are so OP bro I just turn on my trainer and look how OP I am

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's obviously not impossible because i did it. i'll concede it could have been bugged because act 3 is a mess, but that's what happened
                duel started
                i won initiative
                she died on the second disintegrate

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's obviously not impossible because i did it. i'll concede it could have been bugged because act 3 is a mess, but that's what happened
                >duel started
                >i won initiative
                >she died on the second disintegrate

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                doubling down wasn't the right move here. Leaving the thread in shame was

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I cast a spell into an immune person and then chain lighting cast into a bunch of dudes under Sanctuary
                imagine lying online and getting found out instantly because you're a moron who has zero clue what he's talking about
                LMAO
                LOL

                Actually embarrassing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                1 turn Orin on a caster is easy. Not sure about Raphael.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally can't do it. This is why the webm has not been posted. She can't be knocked off the ledge anymore btw if that's what homosexual ass shit you're thinking.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah you can do it. Pre-buff Haste and magic missile the Unstoppable away, then just twincast whatever you want, probably lightning damage maximized from Cleric multiclass.
                You couldn't do it on just any caster, but then pure class wizard blows

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eh actually that would work but you need sorc, yeah.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was how I did it, but I can't remember if it was lightning or not. I wasn't even trying to do it, the b***h just up and died. Disintegrate would probably work, except it's no damage on save IIRC so quite risky. If you wanted to get extra cheeky you could pre-buff with that worm power that lets you use bonus actions as actions, hit the b***h a third time.
                I think if I put effort into 1 turning Raphael I could 100% do it, martial players need to chill out lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Disintegrate would work if you saved scummed it but you still have to remove the shield first. The shield that the other guy didn't know existed

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Disintegrate would work if you saved scummed
                Nah, just use your Divination die from your 1 level wizard dip 😉

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lots of abilities bypass it though that's almost certainly a bug. Does she even have Unstoppable in the duel vs Dark Urge form of the fight?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but I did run into 2 bugs with unstoppable pre-hotfixes. One where it never fell off and one where they never started with it on in the first place. Could be that but who knows.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lots of abilities bypass it though that's almost certainly a bug. Does she even have Unstoppable in the duel vs Dark Urge form of the fight?

                No, she doesn't have Unstoppable if you duel her as Dark Urge, because that buff comes from her minions, who don't participate in that case. Anon called it a duel. The moronic cuck was martials, as always.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cast silence
      >no more thunder damage
      Get fricked moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        my AC is too high and they can't even hit me
        I'm just worried that this is going to be a sign of things to come with NPCs having infinite spellslots

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    astarion is the only one who makes me laugh irl

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's definitely the most fun to have around with second going to Lae'zel. I get a kick out of him disapproving whenever you do anything that isn't comically evil

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He sometimes acts like a decent person and it's pretty cute.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          AYO miss me with that gay shii the frick is wrong witchu

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      DEEEEE MUNNNS

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Heals over 60 health in the party in one turn once per short rest in your path.
    How can any party afford to not have a life cleric? This shit is great.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably because healing is shit and Light mogs Life in every conceivable way

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking this.
        Who needs healing when you have imp. warding flare once a turn + better DPS options.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >needing to heal
      Wtf

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah all my party members including me are first-time D&D players so I'm pretty sure having a life cleric yo constantly bail us out was for the better

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game gives you enough money to just burn potions through every fight even if it's your first playthrough. It's kinda insane how thoroughly you can turn fights upside down with items.
        Though Act 3 is where the difficulty tumbles off of a cliff even if you're not raiding every shop for legendary items.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The game gives you enough money
          No it does not. I am broke.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            turn on non lethal passive
            knock out the devil horns guy who owns the smithy and loot him
            see what happens next
            thank me later

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              thats gay gameplay but you do you

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            unlock every chest
            empty your enemies and sell

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm doing that. Equipping 7 characters(i am playing a Tav) costs a ton especially since i have 2 wizards, me and Gale.

              turn on non lethal passive
              knock out the devil horns guy who owns the smithy and loot him
              see what happens next
              thank me later

              I'm not doing that since i'm playing a good character.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i have more money than I know what to do with and I haven't even been pickpocketing or looting all that much

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            by act 1 you should be at 5k by act 2 10k and by end of act 3 30k+ even after buying whatever you wanted, the game didnt finish crafting so all crafting mats are vendor trash.
            Loot what you can, you can loot EVERYTHING and send it to camp, then just camp > trader back and forth until its all sold, and if vendor is broke.
            wait with vendoring until all 4 level up, then empty vendor gold, level 1 character, you can now empty vendor again and repeat 4 times without resting.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not on tactician, stop playing explorer. In act 3 I actually went out of my way to steal to make money to buy the 15k gold heavy armor from the tiefling smith.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have finished the game twice now with 90+ hour playthroughs on tactician, re-read what i posted and stop coping like a moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a homosexual that plays CHA characters and only equips his main 4. Go kys shitlord.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >y...you're..b..bad because I ...p..play l..like a.a.a.moron..
                lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                kys homosexual, if you can't admit that you've been playing on easy mode this whole time there is no helping you

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao

                you're a fricking moron because you can put those SHITTY zombies on any class; my fricking monk had them.
                And you know what? They do nothing but make turns take longer.
                Have fun gumming through encounters slow as frick while I'm grinding the boss into paste in 1 round with two martials with haste.
                This isn't 5e, moron. This is Baldur's Gate 3, a Larian Homebrew. Try beating the game first you moronic cuck.

                now post yours you little lying homosexual
                oh wait, you won't because you're on story mode and you haven't finished the game

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Currently on tactician at the end of act 1 and I'm up to 8k gold.
                Why aren't you looting bodies? Why aren't you searching containers? Merchant inventories reset on long rest, you should be able to sell everything you find, though even that's a bit excessive for how much money you wind up needing.
                You should never run out of cash if you're actually playing the game and not just rushing between plot fights. Maybe if you're in act 3 and loading up on smokepowder arrows?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >once per short rest
      It gets better.

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which origin character has the best story? I heard nobody was playing as the frog woman but that's probably because you know why

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gale was a master-level mage on par with Elminster
    >Karlach was the personal slaughter-monkey of an archdevil who lead campaigns in the blood war
    >Wyll was an immensely powerful warlock who could summon hell beasts and take on groups by himself
    >Astarion was the personal pet project of an incredibly powerful vampire
    >Shadowheart and Lae'zel were disposable low-level mooks in their organizations, and between the two of them only Shadowheart had any kind of special position regarding the prism
    So Lae'zel is basically the designated "CRPG main character" if you didn't pick Tav, fricking wild.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's the only one of the group that appears in the opening CGI cinematic.

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about Durge bard, with 3 other bards and become a travelling serial killer mariachi band earning our gold fair and square then hacking and slashing our audience.

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be not even vey far into act 1
    >don't even feel like launching the game
    well shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoom zoom

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 38 m8
        I just don't feel like clearing out the whole goblin camp to kill the last leader, seems like a tedious job

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          why not? slaughtering gobbos is always fun

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Knock him into the pit next to him or use one of those void grenades to pull him in and then sneak out through the underdark temple if you cant fast travel away. If you're aggroing everyone else in that room just have them pick each other off with crown of madness from the rafters first. If you do it that way you could easily kill the guy legit and loot him and then sneak out without fighting the entire place

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's not just the boss, after I killed the drow during the attack on the grove the whole camp including the outside bits is hostile, that's a lot of trash mobs to smack before I even reach him
            I will probably do it but it still feels a bit like a chore and also the fact I don't really care about the plot or characters yet doesn't really help

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you don't care about his loot can't you just run to him with invisibility and cast him into the pit with a single party member then either get away or die and res that party member at camp

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not just the boss, after I killed the drow during the attack on the grove the whole camp including the outside bits is hostile, that's a lot of trash mobs to smack before I even reach him
                I will probably do it but it still feels a bit like a chore and also the fact I don't really care about the plot or characters yet doesn't really help

                If you need to get him out of the throne close to the edge first just use minor illusion

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                huh now that sounds like a fun idea, thanks

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Knock him into the pit next to him or use one of those void grenades to pull him in and then sneak out through the underdark temple if you cant fast travel away. If you're aggroing everyone else in that room just have them pick each other off with crown of madness from the rafters first. If you do it that way you could easily kill the guy legit and loot him and then sneak out without fighting the entire place

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like depression no game is ever gonna help you with that

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    martials run the show in this game but your priest should have great nukes and your haste guy should be a lock with sorc levels for haste, ST damage, and nukes.
    There's no reason why you can't have it all.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >martials run the show
      I'm playing a cleric/wizard. Martials are fine but i am the one deciding the tides of battle.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you're the one pretending to while martials do 75% of the team damage or you're too stupid to figure out how to use a basic b***h fighter.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >martials do 75% of the team damage
          >gust of wind
          >the enemies are instagibbed after falling to their deaths
          >NOOO WE ARE THE ONES DOING THE DAMAGE
          Martials are all morons i see.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gets no loot
            >doesn't work on any boss that matters since they just teleport back up, like the dragon, Emperor, Mr. ToB, etc
            great job moron

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah chasm deaths are a moron trap because they're so easy to pull off. I don't brother other than yeeting the spider matriarch into the underdark unless it's an absolute trash mob I know won't drop shit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >flurry of blows push x 4
            >don't have to go to sleep like a homosexual afterwards
            GG NO RE

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        then you are playing martials wrong

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        My barbarian is fricking shit up, what are you talking about?
        Fricking lvl 4 with tavern brawler
        Smashing shit and throwing shit everywhere

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like him, but he hates everything I do since playing good character. He's a bro, unlike Gale who wants to cry all the time and jump on your dick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can do good things without announcing you will be doing good things so he can dislike it.

      For example
      >meet harpers when their boy gets turned into a shadow man
      >pick Run option
      >Astarion approves.
      >run in and help anyway

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >act 3
    >find Wyll's father at the ceremony
    >Mizora appear in my camp after the ceremony, apparently his father is dead when I literally did nothing yet?
    >say yes to the pact to revive him
    >Father back in my camp alive
    >Florick is mad at wyll because he killed his father???
    >shit's probably bug but ok
    >do a bunch of quest
    >find the submarine, try to save everyone in the prison
    >Wyll's father is there and I save him despite him being in my camp already

    Man that entire questline was completely bugged for me.

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dude isn't broke but he doesn't have the money to get everything and I'm doing all the side shit and looting everything

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching friend stream
    >complaining that warlock does no damage
    >notice he doesn't have hex
    >tell him he should probably pick it up
    >"dont tell me how to play"
    and i never will again

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people actually playing on easy or story mode? Balanced or normal isn't that hard unless you're moronic. I did have to savescum past the spider b***h fight at the very end though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most difficult part for me on tactician, was having to go back from the iron throne and get speed potions so i could rescue omeluum

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have never played dnd before in my life and balanced has become easy as frick at the part of the game I'm at. The only "challenge" I have at this point is knowing what's good/shit bc again I've never played dnd so I'm just learning on the fly
      I can't imagine how piss easy story mode is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Act 1 is the only difficult part of the game even on Tactician.
      It's kinda hilarious how much of a difficulty spike you get out of the Nere fight, or even doing the three goblin leaders without long resting. Then you get to Act 2 and everything folds like a lawn chair even if you haven't been scouring the map for magical items.
      The class balancing is absolutely fricked. Wizard falls off early-on and Warlock falls off in act 3 when Sorceror can use twinned cast with Chain Lightning and clear 90% of the enemies in any given fight. It feels like the entire game is just tooled around running a sorceror, a bard/cleric that's geared around buffs, and then two physical beatsticks like monk/fighter/paladin that just wail on a big target and remove them from combat on the first turn.

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was gonna add 3 lvls in rogue for thief with my Barbarian, what lvl is a good time to start lvling rogue instead of barbarian for the extra action?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on if you're going for 24 str or you're relying on the gloves. If gloves then ASAP. If 24 it's your last 3 levels as you need the ASIs from Fighter/Barb

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      rush barb for 5 for extra attack then rogue 3

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So get to 5 with barb then 3 in rogue?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're going chuck build (which I assume you are), yeah. Also toss in a Fighter 2 for surge at some point. Maxed out you should be Champ 4 or 5/Zerk 4 or 5/Thief 3

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which one fricks more shit up? getting thief or champion first?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thief by a lot. Extra crit range is nice but you really are looking for Surge + fighting style out of fighter. It just so happens barb 6-9 is just worse than fighter 3-4 and BM and EK aren't great for what you're doing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah because extra attack is huge. That being said, I started rogue first because I wanted all the skills on tactician and getting my extra attack a level late didn't hurt me any

                thanks, sounds like a fun build
                Berserker is already really fun after lvl 3 so it'll be cool watching him be able to tear shit up even more lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh as a small heads up, if you're struggling to find a good weapon to chuck, there's an actually OP trident in act 3. Until then either use a returning spear or temporarily go Fighter 3 to EK and you can bind a weapon to chuck, which will return when you toss it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have like 6 or 7 hand axes the trident, some uncommon spear you get near the start of the game and some other shit split between the frog woman and my barbarian to throw lol
                Doesn't tavern brawler only work with shit you pick up off the ground though?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope 🙂
                You've now (partially) discovered why tavern brawler is op.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that spear was terrible for me because you can't use it 75% of the time because they gave it the hit box of a bus

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup I noticed that too. Kept hitting the roof in the Underdark . Swapped to EK handaxe +1 at some point for that reason.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the trident in act 3 is even worse in that regard

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't notice it except for during the Raphael fight. Otherwise worked fine.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                fight against Fat Noctis in the Throne Room of Dragon Rock made me respec into a regular old fighter. Couldn't use it even once in there

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Worked on my machine, but then again I didn't have any hotfixes so that might've been a differing factor.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah because extra attack is huge. That being said, I started rogue first because I wanted all the skills on tactician and getting my extra attack a level late didn't hurt me any

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    berserker thief

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is a jar jar of this game. thank gods you can kill him

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lived with an English guy in college who acted and spoke exactly like the gay vampire but he wasn't actually gay at all and was always banging hot girls and is married to a girl 10 years younger than himself now and started dating her when she was only 15 and he was 25.

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only party member in the game worth a damn who has an actual story arc and character progression that matches your decisions within the game. Plus him stabbing daddy vamp was kino.

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all those b***hes that play Barb for zerker and tavern brawl
    >not realizing the superior TIGER 6 x CHAMPION 6

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another hilarious one that only comes online at 11 is crit range stacking champ. You can get up to like a 16 or 17 crit. If you are a half-orc on top of that you can crank out a crit pretty much every turn. Quite fun.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually you come online at lvl 7 than jump up at lvl 9 and then again at lvl 11.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Checked. Also I was more referencing the fact that almost all the good/useable crit-range gear is late act 3. Unless you're Durge though.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            the telling thing for me is that shit on Jahiera was almost as strong as my monk, and I'm pretty sure monk isn't supposed to be able to use flurry and martial arts in armor so if Tavern Brawler ever gets hit, that shit will win hands down

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's secretly the best written character in the game. They trick you into hating him at first by making him a flaming homosexual but by the end of the questline he was my favourite character.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      which is why it's hilarious they gave him the ending they did if he doesn't become a lord. I don't know what changes if he does
      >congrats man you're free
      >AWUGGGHH THE SUN BURNS
      >he runs away
      >everyone laughs at him and nobody cares
      >that is literally the last you will ever see of him as Wyll quips, "Guess he'll be sticking to the shadows from now on A HEH HEH HEH HEH"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got that ending and I just took it to mean he cant go outside so they could still meet him in a pub or something

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baezel > Vampire > shadow heart >minsc > gale > jaheria > Wyll > karlach
    didn't use minthara or halsin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Minthara is kinda middling as a character, she's got a less going on than everyone else. You can safely slot halsin right at the bottom, he's pretty fricking awful especially if you already don't like Karlach.

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kick him in the nuts

  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post good looking astarions

  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    28 AC paladin > any pure caster, frick you

  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How lucky that anon here was the only person to not have to deal with Orin's shield, it's a fricking Christmas miracle is what it is

  106. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man can any of you chads teach me how to cast chain lighting into a bunch of really spread out people under sanctuary?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black Hole them first

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sanctuary stays on

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      may just wanna upcast a bolt then if sanctuary is causing you woes.

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