>"I'm...so glad...I spent all those thousands of hours... raging about Stellar Blade..."
>flatlines
>nurses laugh
>*shits self*
>"I'm...so glad...I spent all those thousands of hours...
>"I'm...so glad...I spent all those thousands of hours... raging about Stellar Blade..."
>flatlines
>nurses laugh
>*shits self*
why did the nurse shit herself?
Because seven ate nine
LUL
Uhm, askshully, from the grammatical context you can determine that the old man shat himself, since nurses are referred to in a plural and the old man is referred to in the singular tense. Your lack of comprehension in this regard means you are probably an ESL
Stellar Blade isn't in the E-Sports League moron.
but shits is a plural so achsually we can infer the nurses all shit themselves
ESL unable to tell the difference between a noun and a verb wwwwwwwwww
I (verb) your elderly (noun)
people will not be talking about it in decades, it's not that impactful
Hopefully video games don't impact anything. That's profound loser shit. It's entertainment nothing more.
>Was it fun?
>Are other people malding on Ganker about it?
It's probably a decent time then.
>noooo you're not allowed to care about anything because kids are starving in africa
frick off
we really should be focusing on the zionist israelite problem.
Yes but how do we make it Ganker related?
>screencap news article about israelites using drons playing audio of crying children to lure out palastines from hiding to kill them
>question is "have you ever commited war crimes in video games?"
Nah you have to write
>"Game offers effective but controversial cheese strategies"
>noooo you're not allowed to care about anything because not enough kids are starving in africa
frick off
Gigachad making the nursecuck clean up his shit
So....don't care about anything because you will inevitably grow old and die one day? Isn't this true for everyone?
Care about something real, like starting a family.
>Engaging in the SB shit storm for a couple weeks means I've wasted my entire life.
This is dumb. As long as you don't dwell on this shit for years or let it impede you in life, it doesn't matter. Hell, the most engaged people in that shit storm already moved on...mostly.
you HAVE to start a family anon, because you just HAVE to okay? and you HAVE to spend all your time with them and working 24/7 to make them comfortable, why? you just HAVE to, okay?
You're going to regret this when you're 70 and dying of cancer all alone.
>dying of cancer
ima go to switzerland for that sweet active death help
I have a neet brother who is basically my social lifeline since people at my work are dumb normies.
If he an heros at some point then I might consider relationships otherwise it's just a waste of time and effort.
I don't even like taking care of a fricking dog, no way I'll look after a moronic vaginoid and the moronic things that come out of her vegana.
Imagine not wanting to die alone, holy shit I can't think of a worse fate than not having peace from humaBlack folk even in my final moment.
Yes.
Disingenuous. All of you have something other than pixels that you care about. It's not just about fricking someone and reproducing thats the easy way out of improving your life, you fat slob. It's about not getting lost in the sauce and having something in your life that isn't just useless bullshit entertainment that's addicting.
>It got me thru le depression
>it got me thru x and y
>vidya INSPIRES ME and keeps me from other bad habits
Im sorry you have 0 support in your life other than the supporter pack you just bought for your favorite corporations new hot garbage shovelware.
Playing video games is a valid way of dealing with depression thoughever. Depression is a mood disorder and the only way out of a mood disorder is to address your mood. If a video game interests you and captivates you, then you are able to spend less and less time in a depressed mood until you effectively snap out of it. People cure depression through fricking dance classes and all sorts of silly hobbies.
Depression is mostly biological, however there are psychological triggers
There are people prone to depression without external causes like bipolar Black folk, yes, but just about everyone can enter a state of depression under the right conditions.
At the end of the day, the only thing that matters in life if you're happy. For some, happiness involves starting a family and for others, it means doing "useless" things like playing video games to deal with depression.Trying to fit everyone into a neat box of "you gotta do this or you wasted your life" doesn't work. At the end of the day, when you look back on your life on your death bad, ask yourself if you are satisfied with the life you led.
I'd rather be trying to have a good time in my death bed tbh. I don't want my life to be an SAT score report to be reviewed at the end. So the nurse better push my wheelchair back in front of the computer so that I can finally put off playing Jagged Alliance 2.
My life is about keeping my PTSD in check, I don't have time or energy to care about anyone but myself.
A lot of people jump into relationships and get kids when they're not fit to, creating awful homes and suffering children. I'd rather not do that.
People think starting a family is a surefire way to lead a "happy" life. But they completely ignore the numerous examples of people starting families and still live miserable existences up until their death. Startling a family is not some guaranteed bet. In fact, depending on the person, it can be detrimental, as your situation points to.
Most people just start families because their automation normalgay programming tells them to, not with any actual introspection towards it. Anyone starting a family with actual intent behind it of becoming happy from it, is in a total world of difference from all the miserable people with families, almost all of whom just did whatever with no thought behind it.
It's just a fun hobby you fricking Black person, not everything you do needs to have a deep meaning for saving your goddamn life
Don't you know? Spending a few minutes a day shitposting about Stella Blade for a month means you wasted decades of your life.
What if you were so traumatized by the decades you spent arguing over Stellar Blade that you erased most of the memories?
>a few minutes a day
People really believe this?
Ganker has very powerful "I WILL kill my self" vibes in general. It must be all the anime.
>Stellar blade sold 67K in 2 weeks
>Unicorn Overlord sold 73K in 1 week
Flop of the year
The woke killer they said
The nier automata killer they said
With hotter females, too!
Seriously, everyone who shilled for that shit got exactly what they fricking deserved.
>>"I'm...so glad...I spent all those thousands of hours... raging about Stellar Blade..."
I wish I had more time to play vidya but unironically
>nurses laugh
>*shits self*
>I'm so glad I spent all those thousands of hours raging about Stellar Blade.
Clean it up, jannies
This is literally what an old guy I knew did. Fricker lived past 90 and spent his final days actually shitting out of spite in a retirement home.
BASED SHITTER
He shat in the couch. He folded his clothes neatly in a stack and shat on top. Instead of being a homosexual pondering over whether his past was good or bad, he only lived in the here and now until the last moment.
Stopp rizzin your own glaze in the schatt, L.
YWNBAW
>on deathbed
>I'm... so glad... I created all of those "I'm... so glad... I played all those video games..." threads every single day...
>flatlines
>OP sucks wieners even as a corpse
Getting raped by a necrophiliac once I'm dead is probably my best chance at getting some.
I will look like this, say this and do this on my death bed
Sneed thread
>Sneed thread alert
Sneed thread
>Sneed thread alert
>Not rigging an IED and a dead man switch to go out with a bang
>im so glad i spend bosting shid, piss, vomid, Brogs, ebin and binland :DDDD
>*shid selfs*
>*ded*
>nurse laff "oh nooo he shid self i hab do waip id nau :DDDD
Fug :DDDD
Society: If you don't have these list of things by the time you're 35 as a man, you a loser:
- A house
- A wife
- 2-3 kids
- 2 cars
- making 6 figures
- a leader or expert in your profession
- be self-proficient at home maintenance/repair
>if you don't have making 6 figures
>if you don't have a leader or expert in your profession
>if you don't have be self-proficient at home maintenance/repair
Did you really just wake up and decide you want to come here and be a grammar nazi all day?
NTA but it's better than waking up and deciding to post about muh society like an underage homosexual.
>these list of things
My parents suspected I had ADHD as a kid, but never brought me to counseling. Some thirty years later after pretending to be normal I overloaded and had a meltdown. Without videogames it probably wouldve happend much earlier.
>le made up disease
Just pay attention, homosexual
No.