Im sorry but this new Mario is weird and just doesn't feel Nintendo-esque. Like it caters to the Snoy audience
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Im sorry but this new Mario is weird and just doesn't feel Nintendo-esque. Like it caters to the Snoy audience
Super Mario Bros Wonder is SOUL in its purest form
The goomba shitting itself moments before he gets stomped
I hope we get Elastigirl Daisy Art
LONG DAISY IS REAL
new 'jak just dropped
that part feels like one of those disturbing youtube claymations
>me peeking in the womens bathroom stall at the mall
Bro thinks he’s Sonic
Feels like a Californian game trying too hard to be quirky and funny
forced post
This. That's what people have been meaning when they say "forced soul." It's clear that all this "charm" is just heavily-manufactured corporate meddling.
Thats how all Nintendo games have felt since 2007
Meds
I miss the late 2000s to early 2010s polished and refined frutiger aero vibe man
>frutiger aero
nobody knows what you are talking about just say aeroglass
I was about to say looks like a bootleg, but your description is more apt.
forced critique
Why does his leg stick out like that, looks awkward
Previous mario games had Mario’s legs be a consistent length but this one has them deform and grow longer/shorter to suit the frame so as to mimic 2d animation.
This scene suggests there’s code to morph any of Mario’s body parts not just his legs.
>one leg half the length of the other
mario if he birth defect
Looks like the promo renders from the 64 era with the resolution bumped up and a cel-shading filter slapped on.
HOLY SOUL
Since you're just shitposting for (You)s I'll let you in on a secret, use /misc/ instead of snoy. Snoys mostly left this place due to embarrassment between 2018 and 2020.
REMINDER THAT THERE'S A DISCORD troony RAID ATTACKING THIS GAME
IGNORE THEIR POSTS, HIDE THEIR THREADS.
what people don't know is that nintendo is dead. they may never realize, but you have been given enlightenment. do with it what you will.
>doesn't feel Nintendo-esque
and that's a good thing
what a stupid fricking name
Do trannies really think if they come to this board and lie constantly that it will change opinions in any way?
y'know, i know OP is a baiting moron but I wonder if there are Nintendo bootlickers out there who genuinely start to feel like this when anything other than a pirahna plant/goomba/koopa is on screen
>mario if he 60 fps
those cringy talking flowers are going to ruin the game
I’ve already grown to like them, sucks to be you
Chris Pratt is leaking again. It's just like his meme face
I really hope you're just pretending to be moronic.
I'm not. I'm sorry
giving the animations smear frames makes it so cartoony just like the old illustrations, adds SOUL
Looks a lot like the animations in Dream Team and the 3DS M&L, which is great
SOVL
A 2D Mario game that feels like a Mario game. It's been so damn long...
No I get the zoomer audience vibe from this, it's trying to emulate the goofy quirky shit that's popular like fortnite. Also stop playing Mario games
You only played NSMB and it shows
It's trying to emulate SMB3 you moronic zoomer
Finally, an actual sequel to Mario World. It's been 30+ fricking years. We can bury and forget the NSMB cashgrabs
Every mario platformer radically changed the artstyle before new soup. You're just not used to getting something new from the series.
>New Mario brings back soul to the franchise
>Um, this isn't Mario-esque, it caters to the SNOYS
What did OP mean by this?
Might be related to getting movie fans into the franchise
i don't get why there are so many people on Ganker excited for the new bing bang wahoo game
are you all 6 or smth
Platforming games are the purest form of fun
This game looks smooth and a lot more fast paced than previous 2D Mario games
There is great potential for time trial shit akin to Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze
What makes it look more fast paced than World or 3?
>Gankertard hates fun
More news at 11
>Kids grown up with New Super Mario Bros that anything different is bad.
Jesus, the mid 2000's kids got fricked.
They should just make Mario third party! Amarite my fellow Nintenbros?
>Mario game comes out
>WHAT THE FRICK ITS THE SAME SHIT AS THE LAST, FRICKING NINTENDO IS JUST COPY AND PASTING AGAIN
>Mario game that is different comes out
>WHAT THE FRICK THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE MARIO GAME, FRICKING NINTENDO ARE HACKS, SNOYS AND TRANNIES UGH
What's Nintendo-esque? Catering to Miyamoto's autism and removing all the soul or uniqueness of a game because he can't bear seeing original characters being more interesting than fricking toads?
>snoy
unless it features a ten minute gay sex scene after bowser jr caves mario's head in with a 9 iron I don't see it
>sees the game and is excited that thier using new level themes and power ups instead of making the same shit over and over and that their putting daisy
>starts realizeing that nintedo will probably charge 60$ for this like the greedy oldheads they are
man frick you nintendo
They would've charged 60$ even if it was all reused nsmb shit anyway
oh yeah your spitting cold faxx
More like $70 now
>gets mad at money
Skill issue
check him out yall he dickriding
>Like it caters to the Snoy audience
???
It has no trannies or joggers though
She will now feel fire flowers burn
I was thinking the same but then I saw Sonic Superstars and was like, why the hell not?
Reminder: YOSHI IS PLAYABLE
Wake me up when I can play as pauline
Yoshi being playable -and- ridable at the same time. Is kind of interesting.
I wonder if yoshis will be able to ride yoshis this time.
It’s probably like Kirby Return to Dreamland rideable allies
haha
I don't know why people keep using this part to demonstrate playable Yoshi when the part with the rainbow missiles has all four players playing as differently colored ones
how would Ganker react to any of the pre-nsmb games if they were revealed today?
this looks like the most nintendo-esque shit ever
the only thing that feels weird is seeing it not have that same boring artstyle the nsmb series has
which is a change for the better
Filthy Black person, even a Mario developed by Squaresoft feels more Nintendo-esque than this shit
They're making it really clear that it's embracing the weirdness this time around, right down to the title. Not to shill but if you want experimental unique mario of stale mario buying this game is a way to let Nintendo know.
Looks ai generated
Ya'll really be saying ANYTHING just to be haters.
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I'm sorry but frick you
>PROOÖÖÖH :DDDDD