I'm sorry Greg I was the one who stole your pokemon emerald 16 years ago
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I'm sorry Greg I was the one who stole your pokemon emerald 16 years ago
I'm sorry Greg I was the one who stole your pokemon emerald 16 years ago
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Ok can you bring it back?
You thought I didn't know, Seth?
I say I'm sorry
wtf this is my name and i did steal a pokemon game...who...
Could be worse, you could be the gay that stole my god damn Sega Nomad.
He did you a favor, the Nomad was a piece of shit.
>so big and chunky it was uncomfortable to hold
>using it on the go was expensive and impractical because it ate through 6 AA batteries for an hour of play, so you probably had it tied to an outlet with its massive powerbrick
Yeah but I got to play my genesis games on the go. It's easy to forget how amazing that is through like 2 decades of hindsight, especially now that we have genesis emulators that run on basically anything, but they were powering a whole ass CRT TV and a sega genesis inside of a relatively small brick, with SIX AA BATTERIES, LCD shit was not as much of a thing back then.
That's actually INSANE they did that on 6 AA batteries when you think about it. It's like how I'm amazed Steam Deck crams a a 165 watt PS4 console's worth of graphical horsepower into a 15 watt handheld format, no shit the battery is like 2 hours.
I fricking knew it.
I unironically did this a friend, when we hung out for the last time before he moved. It was really shitty of me, but i was proud of how smooth i was doing it.
Stealing is wrong and you should be punished for it, but honestly... the dude was moving, you prolly never saw him again too. Think of it as a memento of him
Althought I technically never did this, I got my GBA stolen with my cousin's copy of sonic advance I borrowed, I never even talked to him about it since we lost contact not long after, and he got to keep my copy of oracle of ages
He got the better deal.
Anthony you borrowed my KH1 and FFX the day before you moved away. Frick you.
did he return them?
Josh, i'm sorry, please take back Billy Bob's Hunt-n-Fishin, I learned my lesson.
>In elementary school
>Pokemon addict but a poorgay
>Stole cousins' TCG
>Stole a classmate's Pokemon plushie
>Borrowed my cousin's cousin Pokemon Silver cart and never returned it
>Borrowed my other cousin's cousin Pokemon Gold and never returned it
>Borrowed my classmate's Pokemon Crystal and never returned it
I was a kid who didn't comprehend the sin of stealing but I never did it with anything unrelated to Pokemon. Still, I'm so ashamed.
>Borrowed my classmate's Pokemon Crystal and never returned it
go to a church for stealing a kino game anon
>borrowed gen 2 THREE times
what
Frick you Black person I knew it was you.
>like 2003
>steal my friends PS1 memory card from a box he wasnt using
i was a poorgay i needed it
I don't even remember your name, sorry I stole your pokemon fire red jaden/Kaleb/some other weird name in the taxi cab on the way to moron school
In Elelmentary some kid traded me his purple see through gameboy color for a pen that lights up.
Although it wasn't stealing it sure feels like it plus I stole that pen originally anyway from a daycare.
Eventually someone else stole the gameboy from me when I was moving out so karma hit me anyway.
I'll never understand kids that steal. I came from poverty and didn't have shit growing up and coveted a lot of things my friends and peers had, but not once did I get the compulsion to steal because I'd never want the same to happen to me.
Some humans on this earth just do not deserve the gift of life. Their brains were formed incorrectly, and a swift execution is the only merciful solution.
>Go to friends house
>Bring my gameboy to trade pokemon (I had Gold, he had Silver)
>He gifts me his copy of pokemon red
>"Are you sure?"
>"Yeah, I play Silver now"
>Still have it and play it every 6 months or so
Thanks steve
I only ever stole pokemon cards, not games. Pretty sure I had my limited edition GBA stolen in return so I'm more than even.
>Accuse cousin of stealing my GameCube game
>take it back home with me after seeing it at his house
>Notice years later I now have 2 copies of said game
>Never apologize
Ukrainian piece of shit wouldn't return my Worms Armageddon disc. When I insisted it was scratched to shit. Frick you P you fake friend bastard
god what a spiteful homosexual
You know nothing. That c**t was straight up dark triad personality
This reminds of this Black person that stole my Spyro 3 disc, he never returned it. Frick you Michael I know it was you.
>That time the local indian kid tried wanted to trade his copy of American Dragon Jake Long for my Pokemon Emerald
>Told him to frick off
>Later wanted me to 'donate' some of my toys to his family since his parents were about to shit out another kid
>Told him to frick off
>Last time I saw him, he gifted me some mcdonalds toys as a farewell gift then practically demanded a gift in return
>Told him to frick off
I often wonder what you're doing these days Lucas, you demanding little shit.
wow an indian named lucas? must be a 2nd gen immigrant
Sounds like lucas was never your friend, or worse, lucas saw you as a friend
>tfw I lent Harry my level 100 Lucario and he never gave it back
>not cloning it beforehand
your fault
do you know who stole my pokemon silver, GTA SA and rayman 3?
I stole amazing island for gamecube from my bosnian friend and only played it once afterwards. I feel bad and would apologize but I haven't seen him in over 10 years
>hey anon, I'll be busy so can you help train my mmo character in the meanwhile? Here's my username and password
>oh hey it's only fair if you give me yours too :^)
*proceeds to empty my inventory and delete all characters*
I didn't bother doing the same to him. Just stopped playing that game after that
Kids could be such c**ts it's actually a relief to be grown up
I never owned Pokemon Emerald, I stopped buying main line Pokemon games after Gold.
I don't know whose game you stole, but it wasn't mine.
>shitkid visiting
>leave him alone in room for a moment
>he's ready to leave and computer is turned off
>turn on computer
>all desktop icons are gone
I really don't get how I kept hanging out with that butthole
But... why?
I don't know. He probably didn't have a soul
Thankfully he wasn't nearly that competent, he just deleted the icons. Still what kind of brain malfunction you need to have to do this to your bro?
Oh god imagine if he knew about deleting system32 or formatting drives
Fricker also ruined my friendship with a different kid who used to give me absolute patrician tier games for free. Kind of my fault too for being spineless and not telling the demonspawn to frick off forever
>take screenshot
>delete all desktop icons
>make the background the screenshot of the desktop icons
make sure to hide the taskbar too
Sean, you son of a b***h!
>be me
>13 years old in 2007
>back then ebay had a user search function
>search for usernames with obvious names, try identical passwords
>it fricking works.gif
>manage to get into 3 different accounts and respective PayPal accounts, buy a ton of yugioh card lots plus Xbox 360 games for me and gamecube games for my friend
In hindsight I could've gotten in serious trouble since it was all mailed to my parent's home, but it felt fricking good giving me and my friend games
>be 13
>live in the middle east
>dad's friend comes over
>brings his kid with him
>he's younger than me by a year or two
>never seen a video game in his life
>put on double dash and race against him
>he doesn't know what's going on
>get so sick of trying to teach him how play that I leave him at the title screen
>unplug his controller
>tell him the demo is him actually playing and he's winning
>he sits there watching the same demo play over and over for 3 hours holding an unplugged controller
>his dad calls the next day to tell my dad that his kid had a really good time
I still feel bad
Why feel bad, he had a good time. Sounds kinda based if you ask me.
My be isn't Greg, but my pokemon emerald was also stolen when I was in middle school, which would be about 16 years ago now. I loved that thing back then. I was so sad.