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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tries to execute you because it's somehow easier to do that than to admit they fricked up on the paperwork
    Literally never sided with these c**ts and never will.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      good goy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >good goy.
        >he says as he spitshines thalmor boots
        Go drink another glass of wine at their Embassy, gay.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the embassy that the stormcloaks refused to destroy?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So why didn't the Imperials kill all of the foresworn?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not enough hours in the day.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sovereign nations tend to have embassies from other countries yes, and embassies being used for espionage is common and doesn't mean you destroy it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean I already killed all the Thalmor in it, kind of a waste of a building to burn it down just because it was an embassy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Empire is biding time to fight the Thalmor.
          The Stormcucks are Thalmor plants meant to weaken the Empire from within. The Stormcucks are like azov nazis fighting for israelites.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >TWO MORE WEEKS BRO WE JUST NEED TO KEEP THROATING THALMOR wiener FOR TWO MORE WEEKS WE'RE PREPARING
            frick off

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              vs
              >we need to keep throating thalmor wiener for all of time because we want to start a war with our own people and weaken the human forces

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>we need to keep throating thalmor wiener for all of time
                Simperial just making shit up as usual.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >weaken the human forces
                you mean exactly what the Empire did by selling out both the Redguards and the Nords in one peace deal.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>we need to keep throating thalmor wiener for all of time
                Simperial just making shit up as usual.

                good goys. you will be the perfect gentiles. keep killing each other in your pointless war over which god you can worship (you could still worship him in your own home)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                if the Empire looks out for humanity then why can't I worship the patron god of humanity openly?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                unless a thalmor agent shows up and breaks into your home for talos worship

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Imperials could always rip up White-Gold and tell the Thalmor to frick off, but they don't.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stormcloaks could always tear down the thalmor embassy but they don't.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                >Thalmor and Stormcloaks attack each other in random encounters
                >there's literally a whole questline where pro-Stormcloak forces directly attack a Thalmor fortress
                >"durr muh embassy"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >low level grunts who bought the lie don't know they're biting the hand that feeds them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Galmar and Ulfric have Ondolemar executed after you take Markarth

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"STORMCLOAKS DON'T ATTACK THE THALMOR"
                >"Yes they do, here's two examples."
                >"NOOOOOOOO DOESN'T COUNT"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                because it's needed for a main quest you moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then everyone is blameless since they're just props for the main quest.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except the very same Thalmor admit that a Stormcloak victory would be bad for the Dominion as well. After winning, the newly independent Skyrim would likely even trade with the Empire and the Empire would not say no either.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah the east empire company stays open in solitude and even windhelm if you help them out

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you per chance forget that a literal in game top secret document states that Ulfric is a thalmor spy??

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >asset (uncooperative)
            what does uncooperative mean again?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It means he refuses to cooperate with the imperials, meaning he's a thalmor asset, ie a spy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The so-called Markarth Incident was particularly valuable from the point of view of our strategic goals in Skyrim, although it resulted in Ulfric becoming generally uncooperative to direct contact.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao you illiterate moron
                >this is the IQ of Thal- Empire players

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The writers realized the Empire was the objectively correct choice so they lazily wrote this part in to give players an excuse to join the other side instead

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stormcloaks didn't need to attack the thalmor embassy, i already did that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >obectively correct choice
        >yes well rebel agaisnt the thalmor, 2 more weeks, trust the plan
        Eat shit you moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't an npc make some excuse that they were trying to rush the execution so they could get to Ulfric before any Thalmors intervened or did that just come to me in a dream?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they were rushing to get to Ulfric they had the ability to solve that problem.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sided with both sides to do their storylines and play more skyrim

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        basado

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We'll make sure your remains are returned to Orsinium.
    What fricking Orsinium?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What fricking Orsinium?

      The kingdom of the Orcs.

      good goy.

      Stormcloaks are the good guys.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        another 1 billion in aid to the thalmor please

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The kingdom of the Orcs.
        Buddy it's gone by the time of skyrim.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it got rebuilt again

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spend five seconds to verify this information
          >it's wrong
          God I'm competent

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sorry, we will now literally kill you by chopping off your head for no reason
    >but we'll discard your corpse to your "homeland"
    Thanks, but I never lived there.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lokir fled rorikstead because his father before killing himself revealed he sacrificed his mother for a good harvest

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >glowBlack folk of Tamriel losing
    Was I supposed to care? I was annoyed how in Oblivion the Imperial City hadn't fallen as per Morrowind. Frick 'em.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't be arsed to put in the effort to prove your innocence
    >we'll totally ship your body off to your country of origin bro

    yeah right they'll dump it in a ditch the first chance they get

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we need someone to cremate the bodies of executed prisoners
      >yo i already hired someone named alduin

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can tell who the impulsive chimps are based on which side they choose. Impulsive chimps side with the stormcloaks simply because they are chimping out over nearly being killed. White people side with the empire because they are not moronic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >siding with the faction that was 100% on-board with killing you simply because you were next to someone else
      >not moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are moronic and cannot read. the people who side with the empire are not moronic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The empire is trash bro, they got easily beaten up by the Thalmor. Redguards managed well in Hammerfell on their own. No province requires the empire, they can rule themselves.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so true bro fr fr no cap on skibidi fanum tax

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the imperials only mistake was killing a random storm cloak, a horse thief and the player before the guy they were actually in a hurry to kill before the thalmor wheedled their way into letting him escape again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the Imperials only mistake was nearly dooming the entire planet because their bureaucracy is a joke
      everything in Skyrim is punching you in the face that the Medes can't compare to the chad Septims and yet still you bootlick a dead empire

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder Ulfric ran like a b***h while the imperials fought Alduin at helgen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >general tullius is lousy and turns a blind eye to letting the empire and thalmar do stupid shit like killing and kidnapping people for unrelated things
      >ulfric is exceptionally paranoid to the point that he's always questioning his subordinates and invades whiterun despite wanting to be neutral

      General Tullius is an anarcho-tyrannist while Ulfric is just a tyrant.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Empire is shit, but stormcloaks are shit AND moronic, I agree. Neither are good choices but ones clearly worse.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          le enlightened centrist

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and invades whiterun despite wanting to be neutral
        Neutrality in a war of independence just means you side with the anti-independence faction.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thalmor and Stormcloaks attack each other in random encounters
      >there's literally a whole questline where pro-Stormcloak forces directly attack a Thalmor fortress
      >"durr muh embassy"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Embassy is deep in Imperial territory. I guess Ulfric should just ask nicely to March his army through four Hopds to get to the Embassy. And if Stormcloaks win Thalmor death squads are removed from the province while they stay if the Empire wins and still have the freedom to abduct and murder as they see fit.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    100%'d last night. What a great game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not requiem
      You didn't beat the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually did install and try out Requiem after killing Alduin with the intent of finishing achievements on that, but it would mean both not giving the mod the time I want to give it and too much time investment when I have a big backlog
        Next year though. It's a good mod.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stormcloaks are fighting against Talos' empire
    The Empire belongs to you and siding with stormcloaks is spiritual suicide

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      some Colovian mutt's warlord state is not the Septim Empire that ended with Martin's sacrifice which the Thalmor also deny.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't his, its yours and he's ready to die

        >Talos' empire
        >won't let you worship Talos
        lol

        Rikke worships Talos, just don't be moronic about it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he's ready to die
          >even the emperor has given up and chose the easy way out
          lol, and you expect me to fight for it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just don't be moronic about it
          Don't worship it only, you mean. Kys you conceding homosexual.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just don't be moronic about it
          ummmm yeah we're totally a sovereign state but you can't say you worship this guy out loud because daddy Dominion won't like it 🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Talos' empire
      >won't let you worship Talos
      lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a real Empire. You have no dragonblood, you have no Amulet of Kings, you have no Thu'um. You are a homosexual Colovian twisted by elven lies and corruption into a crude mockery of Tamriel's perfection.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't roleplay as a dragon plotting to become emperor

        Unironically the only way to play. Also ulfric's bandits are magicless morons who are just upset that they're too weak to do anything.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stormcloaks do well if they spawn with two handers. Sword and Board does little damage and they don't have any good blocking perks.

          NPCs not being able to use active powers gimps them vs NPCs with loaded passives.
          Orcs would rule the world if they could use their active.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As dragonborn you have the most legitimate claim to the Imperial throne. You don't need to plot to take it over.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the septim bloodline has the claim to the throne. being a dragonborn doesn't make one a septim.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He might be a reman tho since the temple responded to him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                even then it falls apart if the dragonborn is of mer or argonian origin.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The mom determines the race so reman could've been a scaly for all we know.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, the septim line is done, so the dragonborn de facto has the strongest claim.
              The line was extinguished and the dragonborn effectively rekindles it by virtue of being dragonborn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Talos' avatar himself in Morrowind mention that the Empire is rotting and he is fine with it collapsing at that point? And by the time of Skyrim the original imperial dynasty has already died out as well and the new Emperor dynasty is technically illegitimate to the point that even the Last Dragonborn would have more of a birthright for the throne than the new dynasty.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, this guy

        maybe we should ask this guy about what he thinks about the Poor Old Empire

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >amorphous void steps out of wagon
    >what the frick is that
    >"w... w-who are you?"
    >it briefly cycles between all the different races you know before settling on an ork
    >"my name is Okky Orky, btw"
    >ten thousand bracelets materialize around him
    >he sinks into the flood and disappears

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As an imperial soldier, Ulfric surrendered to the dominion and told them everything he knew. It wasn't even that useful, they just lied to him to make him feel shit.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ok guys, it's simple. We've fought to a standstill, either we all die on each others swords or we just play nice for a decade or so and train up a new generation while they're stuck with low birth rates. It's simple math
    >no frick you, we fight to the last man! And by we I mean you, I already surrendered 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doing whatever the elves tell you to do for an undisclosed period of time
      >playing nice
      You don't see the Aldmeri making any concessions.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their women make plenty of concessions, every night in fact.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >killing other humans so you can worship a half elf is le good.

        Hjalti really did a number on them stormbucks.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Simperial keeps lying

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spicy colovian denies the words of wulfharth who fought to drive Allesia dogshit religion from skyrim

            Stormbucks ladies and gentlemen.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >wulfharth
              You mean the gay who abandoned Talos just because he wouldn't entertain his pointless seething at the tribunal?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                talos was auri el's and wulf was shor's scion respectively anon. Their story was practically a one-to-one recreation with zurin taking trinamics role.

                akatosh isn' real and the stupid monkeys failed miserably.

                Guess what, idiot? Christ won, roman empire is no more, and the germanic "barbarians" conquered the whole known world.
                In the meantime, the so called roman descendants were a pushing bag up until 20th century.

                >just suck the elven gods wiener and eventually he'll make a woman out of you

                kek

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose the empire because they're based on the romans (builders of civilization) and oposed the stormcloak every chance I got because they're based on snowBlack folk (antithesis of civilization)

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder it's canon that all Empire supporting Jarls sold out their religion for a bag of gold

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talos is an imperial god not a nordic one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Empire was carved out by Nords. Imperials just ran it.....into the ground. You had one job you pencil pushing fricks.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pelagius was a Breton and so was tiber septim. Talos gays are the christcucks of the elder scrolls.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Guess what, idiot? Christ won, roman empire is no more, and the germanic "barbarians" conquered the whole known world.
            In the meantime, the so called roman descendants were a pushing bag up until 20th century.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only proof in game that supports your claim , as you are well aware, is the Heresy.
            The heresy has been proven wrong so many times I wonder why you keep trying.
            Your latest evidence is a book from Daggerfall that claims Bretons exosted before known history despite there being history of them not existing until the rape programs instituted by the mer.

            Why is this the hill you want to die on...over and over again?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The ghost in the inn also mistook you for hjalti. Also the "official story" has talos being born atmora and that's just moronic.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Skyrim confirms it in the old Hroldan quest as the ghost refers to the dragonborn as Hjalti which is a name for Tiber Septum that only shows up in the heresy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it confirms Hjalti was dragonborn. Don't see how you get to it saying anything about his race.
                If Hjalti was Dragon orn he did not need anyone to shout for him.
                We have been over this.
                Just skip to your latest attempt.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon Hjalti is only mentioned in the heresy, that name is not found anywhere else, and that person is mentioned as being from high rock. All other sources put that as being Tiber Septum who fought that battle and was called to the greybeards. If it was his actual name it would be mentioned elsewhere but it isn't.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Once again covered ground
                Braith has a redguard mother and father but was born in Skyrim. Is she a Nord?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon Hjalti is only mentioned in the heresy, that name is not found anywhere else,
                https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:The_Ghost_of_Old_Hroldan

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon, hence my point that the ghost confirms the heresy to be true, as it's a primary source confirming the existence of Hjalti who is only mentioned in the arcturian heresy when it comes to historical documents. This would imply the heresy to be correct thus Hjalti was born in high rock.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                some parts of the heresy can be true but not other parts. i think the stuff surrounding what happened with the numidium contradicts too much of what the underking says in daggerfall

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The ghost confirms Hjslti was dragonborn. Nothing else.
                Hjalti being dragonborn invalidates Tiber needing Wulf to shout for him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So explain why uriel and martin never used shouts against the mythic dawn. Also remember the prophecy in sky Haven calls Uriel dragonborn.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                No I do not.
                How do you learn Fus Ro Dah?
                You do not need dragons or word walls to be able to shout as a dragonborn.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do know that the pacifist greybeards could have just refused teach hjalti because he's a conqueror right? which leaves wulf as his only means of shouting.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does it.
                Wulf could pull a Gaybeard and teach him.
                > Wulf wouldn't do that as a way to control young Tiber
                I am in a pickle now aren't I?
                If only there was a way to get a dragon soul without killing a dragon. He had access to word walls so learning the words as dragonborn would come naturally. That pesky dragon soul.
                Do you happen to know of any way to get a dragon soul without killing a dragon?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                if he did that tiber wouldn't need him anymore. Are you moronic?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Once again that does put me in a pickle.
                There would have to be a way to get a dragon soul without a dragon.

                I am on the ropes gents.

                Can you think of any way to get a dragon soul without killing a dragon?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need souls to unlock their meaning. Just look at the greybeards or ulfric. Dragon souls are just the easiest way for a dragonborn to learn them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Correct.
                Anon pointed out Wulf would not teach Tiber to shout since that would remove his leverage.

                I am playing with my prey. I am giesding he is trying to find how to get a dragon soul without a dragon so he can come up with a counter argument.

                My guess is he is done for the day and hitting the books.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person speak English.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hit the books lorelet. Whenever you are ready class will resume.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being vague doesn't make you sound smart moron so either get the dick out of your mouth and say what you mean.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So if you are ready to resume.
                We know it is possible for Hjalti/Tiber to shout correct.
                We went over the known ways and the unknown way I will save until needed.

                If the above is true the heresy was wrong about Hjalti needing anyone to shout for him. When one fact is disproven it puts all evidence in doubt if we go with a legal standard.

                So once again how many w5sys do you need the Heresy discredited before you give up this quixotic quest?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hurry up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Waiting on you.
                Are you disputing anything I said?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care anymore. You took too long to get your point across.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Next time come prepared lorelet.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                whatever

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No shame in losing to a lore master. I will teach you. You will learn.
                There is a great deal to take in and even I don't know it all.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the spirit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how many words in dragon tongue did Tiber septim know?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't know or care

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                As many as he needed to.
                He met with the Gaybeards and they seemed eager to teach dragonborns.
                Wulf could have taught him.
                Paarth is technically possible but I don't think he met with Tiber. Well not in dragonform anyway.

                Then there is reading a wall and acquiring a dragon soul without a dragon. If such a thing is even possible.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the alternative to unlocking a shout without a dragon soul was by absorbing the knowledge of the word from a teacher. correct? by that logic, the number of words he could have learnt must have been only a handful.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that the only way or the only ways you know?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                tiber septim had plenty of resourceful allies, he even had a dragon "friend" called Nafaalilargus. he probably learnt a ton of words from him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                when does he meet nafaalilargus anyway?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't know this one. Where is it from?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                redguard. Cyrus killed him tho.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nucking Figger

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's not dead. only a dragonborn can truly kill dragons.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It confirms Hjalti existing at all, no other source mentions that name, in the non-heresy version of that battle there was no Hjalti there was only Tiber Septum.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok.
                How do we get from him existing to being a Breton?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the septims didn't know how to shout either but they were still dragonborn.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they were dragonborn they could shout.
                You don't even need wordwalls or dragons to be able to.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The player does.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually he doesn't. I am going to give you a minute to think " Am I walking into a trap?"
                By all means dazzle me with your knowledge of Skyrim.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you mean the voice of the emperor ability? I don't think racial abilities canon. Otherwise, the imperials would have just mindfricked the world into serving them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I do not.
                How do you learn Fus Ro Dah?
                You do not need dragons or word walls to be able to shout as a dragonborn.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You learn fus with the word wall and absorb the dragon's soul to unlock it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That covers Fus
                Keep going

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How do you learn Fus Ro Dah?
                First was from a word wall, second two are from the Greybeards.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How do you learn Fus Ro Dah?
                Fus is gained from word wall in bleakfalls barrow and you can do it after killing the first dragon. Second two words are given to you by the greybeards who pass on their knowledge to you in order to use them. So yes they dragonborn needed either training or dragon souls and word walls to learn shouts..

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What word walls had Ro and Dah?
                I believe Arngeir tells you they are sharing their understanding of the words.

                No word walls or dragon souls involved.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What word walls had Ro and Dah?
                I didn't say there were, they are given to you by the greybeards.
                >I believe Arngeir tells you they are sharing their understanding of the words.
                Yes, that is what I said not sure you're repeating it back to me but I guess you didn't read my post since I said that the Dragonborn needs either training(what the greybeards do with Ro and Dah) or word walls and dragon souls. In both cases the Dragonborn isn't doing the shouts naturally they are just doing what normally takes years of study and meditation on words within a second.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So we agree you don't need word walls or dragon souls to shout as dragonborn.
                This is the only relevant point of contention.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the greybeards made word walls whenever they teach you shouts.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They put the words on the floor tard.
                > The floor is kinda a word wall
                No. It is a floor.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I do not.
                How do you learn Fus Ro Dah?
                You do not need dragons or word walls to be able to shout as a dragonborn.

                Fricking moron
                You don't need to be dragonborn in order to shout and being dragonborn doesn't mean you automatically shout either

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ???
                Who made any of those claims.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If they were dragonborn they could shout.
                moron has no idea what he even wrote

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you know any dragon born that did not have the ability to shout?
                There are many ways to unlock it but it is kinda foundational to being dragonborn.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you know any dragon born that did not have the ability to shout?
                Uriel and Martin Septim
                >it is kinda foundational to being dragonborn.
                No it isn't, you are such a fricking lorelet holy shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Arengir would like a word with you.
                I am using his language.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Uriel and Martin Septim
                they inherited the blood of a dragonborn but not the soul. they weren't chosen by akatosh at birth as dragonborn.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                According to Arengir if they were Dragonborn they had the inherit ability to shout.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                does avenger say specifically that uriel and martin were dragonborn? for the imperials, the tern dragonborn became an inherited title of those who directly inherit the blood of Tiber septim but the entire thing isnt exactly the same as the chosen dragonborn. that's why those emperors weren't called by the graybeards.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The prophecy does.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Martin being able yo wrar the amulet of kings is a fairly solid indication he was dragonborn.
                Also
                Turning into a giant dragon is strong circumstantial evidence

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >amulet of kings
                retconned to be wearable by any heir of Alessia in ESO

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alessia was a dragonborn tho

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yea sure then everyone descended from Alessia, reman and septims are dragonborn

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he tern dragonborn became an inherited title of those who directly inherit the blood of Tiber septim
                none of the emperors past tiber and his son are directly descended from tiber

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess his brother was a dragonborn too. Either that or he cucked him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                one of the emperors was the dark elf wife of a septim, and the dragonfires were fine. it seems like akatosh actively blesses people to be the dragonborn emperor

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which one was that again? I always forget.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                katariah, she reigned for decades and was the second most popular emperor, so its not like her reign was unfortunate or anything

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was regent tho and her son still had dragon's blood, so he could've been the one handling the fires.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't she the one who took the throne because she was married to Pelagius III, and he went totally fricking nuts and spent the rest of his life in the loony bin

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She had a Dragonborn son though, he could have lit the dragon fires while she ruled as regent

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was regent tho and her son still had dragon's blood, so he could've been the one handling the fires.

                she wasn't a regent though, she was outright emperor. her son became emperor as a middle aged guy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                whatever, point is the dragon fires would have been lit by her son during her reign

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They probably did but they never killed any dragons

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What side does Suzi support in the civil war?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I’m saying is, is that if my legends say that the world will eventually end and be reborn, and the afterlife is 100% real and requires me to fight to the death to get in… why WOULDN’T I fight to the death for what I believe is morally correct?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember posting this last major Skyrim thread and no one could refute this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's not nordic way of life why outlaw it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The medes aren't septims or dragonborn and don't benefit from it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then why outlaw it?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it constantly reminds people that don't have the divine right to rule anymore.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why did the mead empire outlaw Taloa worship?
            The AD told them to. You don't ignore your boss.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it was an act against Imperials whomst control the empire.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many Gods have different versions from each pantheon. Tiber Septim belongs to the Cyrodiilic pantheon, but Talos (Ysmir, dragon of the north) is the Nordic version.

      He is a Nordic God, and he is truly a Nord.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talos is Ysmir, moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ysmir is a title. Which is why a khajit dunmer orcs and altmer can all be crowned by the greybeards.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Talos is Ysmir WULFHARTH
          Idiot.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon Wulfharth is a former nord king who was also dragonborn and bore the same title of Ysmir, he's only Talos in so far as he's part of the Talos oversoul but Wulfharth=/=Tiber Septum.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a good thing the Nords don't worship Tiber Septim only, but Talos as a whole then.
              Talos of Atmora exists and has existed since the Warp of the West changed reality.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No he isn't.
              Prove it without using the heresy. You have never been able to so unless you have something new we are going over covered ground.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Prove it without using the heresy.
                From the Five Songs of KingWulfharth
                >The first song of King Wulfharth is ancient, circa 1E500. After the defeat of the Alessian army at Glenumbria Moors, where King Hoag Merkiller was slain, Wulfharth of Atmora was elected by the Pact of Chieftains. His thu'um was so powerful that he could not verbally swear into the office, and scribes were used to draw up his oaths. Immediately thereafter the scribes wrote down the first new law of his reign: a fiery reinstatement of the traditional Nordic pantheon. The Edicts were outlawed, their priests put to the stake, and their halls set ablaze. The shadow of King Borgas had ended for a span. For his zealotry, King Wulfharth was called Shor's Tongue, and Ysmir, Dragon of the North.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where does this prove Tiber was a Breton?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You'll notice I never said he was, I stated the name Ysmir was a title which was held by King Wulfharth and later by Tiber Septum. And would later say that Wulfharth and Tiber Septum formed into the Talos oversoul which doesn't need Tiber to be a breton to happen. You seemed to take issue with this despite it being a fact that is supported by multiple stories.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is irrelevant.
                Wulf being able to shout is actually crucial to how Tiber can shout.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Prove it without using the heresy.
                The entirety of Daggerfall?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            talos isn't even a god. In all likelyhood he's a long-term con created by sheogorath to drive people insane because first off no one, but mortals have mentioned. dragons deadra, and vamps do not give a single frick about him.

            secondly the dude at the bar could have
            just been battlemage pulling a prank or an avatar of shor. The only one says that he's an avatar of talos who has been indoctrinated to believe this shit

            third the hero of kvatch was also sheogorath so he never needed the blessing for knights of the nine

            fourth tiber was a dragonborn so his blood always divine which means that it was always going to work.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              keep coping you knife eared frick

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                fricking talos baggies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S H O R
      H
      O
      R

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So true anon, worshipping gods from a foreign land is totally unheard of

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talos wasn't originally part of the Cyrodiilic pantheon either and there are nords who follow the nordic pantheon as well Talos

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and there are nords who follow the nordic pantheon as well Talos
        There was one guy in the mountains. Even the Greybeards call Kyne Kynareth.
        Skyrim has fallen.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's more than you think, this guy specifically invokes both Kyne and Talos

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kyne > Kynareth
          Miss me with that NibeBlack person Alessian garbo.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >second greatest emperor was a dark elf woman
    based

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wulfharth is not a part of the enantiomorph, frick the arcturian heresy. its just zurin and hjalit

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair to the Empire, they really can't take a risk here. You could have been a stormcloak trying to sneak off.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do the executions
    >don't start with the most important person there

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >orsimer
    >altmer
    >dunmer
    >nord
    >redguard
    Congratulations, you are allowed to play the game. If you chose anything else then promptly uninstall and kys

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How often are coffins and remains being transported around Skyrim? Between that and Cicero's bit, it seems like one of the most popular cargo choices.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lorelets trying to keep up with a master.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess it's time to replay it again, give me a gimmicky character concept so I can play something fresh
    Or I'll just do sword and board and restoration because I don't think I've actually done something so typical

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Female Nord with two handed and restoration. Wear heavy for protection, since you won't be using a shield. Smithing and Enchanting for special weapons and armor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reachman nationalist. Remove Nord.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >clicksword class
      2H heavy weapon + light armor plus magic focus on buff vide alteration and healing vide restoration. this build needs huge lots of micro and plenty of menu clicking hence the name.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're going 2h you should wear heavy armor imo. And you can cut off going to the menu all the time by using the favorite quick menu and binding your weapon and restoration magic to keep things flowing smoothly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm using Valhalla combat where there are timed blocks which can deflect hits and the light armor keeps things interesting by making it a high risk, high reward play style. If I go heavy armor, it just becomes another mindless unga bunga playthrough.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play something fresh
      Its Skyrim, it will play out exactly as before and no matter what armor you have or what you use to kill Draugr will change that.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >going through all that effort for a common orc
    >implying they won't just toss him on the side of the road and let the skeevers finish him off

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get skyrim's economy. There are more bandits than civilians, the latter only about 20 in each city, and the former don't pay any taxes. Plus every 2 minutes walking on even a main road you're greeted with a pack of wolves or a troll or a pyromancer, so cargo transported is either VERY well protected, meaning cities would be very vulnerable to bandit attacks, or they just say frick it and send it, doesn't matter if it gets there or not. And this is before factoring in the dragon attacks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything is scaled down in the game including the size of skyrim just like every other bethesda game. there are supposed to be thousands of people in each city.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if instead of cutting my head, I give you some head? [Sex]

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the premise of markath incident is moronic af.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could destroy both of these factions and the Thalmor without needing a super jank and script breaking mod for it

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe that I have more than a 1000 hours invested in this game.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I make it a point to kill this c**t on every playthrough. "Just following orders." Frick you.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Lokir a secret moron?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pathfinding at its finest.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      his hometown was rorikstead but there is no telling if he was staying/earning a living in some other city of skyrim.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you still live in the town you were born in?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no I live in the one next to it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There you go then

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most people don't move like 500km away from their home town. (Skyrim is like 1000km across in the lore) And that's in modern times when travelling is easy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn, the Thalmor piss me off, I wish it was legal to murder the Thalmor in cold blood. The NuEmpire is also just as bad.

      Probably got captured somewhere in the Reach.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's so fricking peak holy shit

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Protects the citizens against a dragon while the guy with the Voice legs it

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the empire is bad because the current emperor is corrupt and lets elves walk all over him
    No, the current emperor is bad. The empire is your birthright as dragonborn. You should be doing everything in your power to consolidate the forces of man under one banner in order to counterattack and smash the thalmor into bits.
    If you truly wish to venerate talos, you should fight to preserve what he sacrificed so much to create.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait if the blades have known about skyhaven temple all this time and tiber didn't open is that because he can't and it's genetically locked to reman's line or did not of the septims ever bother to open it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just never to bothered to. What impetus would they have to travel all the way out to bumfrick skyrim to open some temple?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean reman could've hid something valuable inside considering that it's blood sealed. Also, pelagius and ptomeia were pretty close to it their whole lives.

          Like if I was any of them, I'd have given someone a vial and told them to check it out.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pelagius and potema were both fricking nuts, who knows why they wouldn't want to check it out.
            But in the end it's really just a todd howard sized plothole.

            This isn't your everyday moron, this is advanced moron

            If I'm wrong then use your big boy words to explain why.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              What is the plothole? What do you think should have happened?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him but if it's coded to dragonborn blood any of the septims could've opened it and prevented their dynasty's fall or be given a heads up.

                Like unless it's meant to be coded to reman's very specific bloodline this is a big plothole.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How would they prevent the dynasty's fall?
                How much of Alduin's wall had happened when each could have visited it? What could they have prevented?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Subvert by sending themselves or one of their brats through time so that he can inherit the throne around skyrim's time and take the TLD place.

                At least that's what I would've done.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ESO was a mistake.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wait till TES6 rolls in and makes ESO look great in comparison.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                With Microsoft in charge I have no hope for TES 6. They are all in on the woke crap.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Traveling into the future was a skyrim thing tho. But yeah the blood seal only makes sense if it's coded to reman's bloodline.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You needed an Elder Scroll so at least it had some gravitas to it.
                And I suppose the Vaermina thing was time travel as well.
                Time travel is lazy writing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                only when it results in multiverses. As long as shit remains linear and there's consequences to dicking around with-it shit's fine.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you hate multiverses stay away from the fanfics.
                They have this thing called amaranth. It is just godheads creating godheads creating godheads.
                It is based of of the Buddhist take on how time works. There is no begining or end of time just timelines creating timelines creating timelines.....

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like you said, it's likely someone in the thousands of years of septims would've checked it out.
                But it can also be explained away. All very bethesda.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This isn't your everyday moron, this is advanced moron

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whoops meant for

            Arengir would like a word with you.
            I am using his language.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think there is info if he did or didnt.
        Whatever happened it must not have mattered big picture.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing of import is there is Alduin's wall and you can't really bring that back to the Imperial city with you and that prophecy won't be relevant for hundreds of years.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe we should ask this guy about what he thinks about the Poor Old Empire

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He did what he did and made an empire, who is he to say that we can't do what we want and support it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The empire did technically end after Oblivion though. The empire we see by the time Skyrim is not the same one. Titus Mede I had conquer all of Cyrodiil before he could claim the title of emperor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i would do the opposite of what tiber fricking septim tells me to do, that douche

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stop thinking about what race I'll choose in my next playthrough. I'm torn between Nord and Orc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nord who marries pic related

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orc dragonborn is OP. It is the most powerful character you can create in game any game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      orc always orc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nord always, even in Oblivion, Morrowind, Daggerfall and Arena

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always play TES games as whatever the dominant/race culture of the region we're in. Dunmer for Morrowind, imperials for Oblivion, nords for Skyrim etc.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Saints and Seducres canon now? Does that mean Solitude has some connection to the Shivering Isles forever now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      CC gave fricks about canon. They had to clean up a ton of shit to make it not as moronic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't disable achievements and is free so probably
      I blame pelagius

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea, solitude sewer maintenance must be a death sentence.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Download a bunch of magic overhauls and spell packs along with a College overhaul
    >Also download a gun mod
    >End up dropping magic within two hours and just using a gun
    Skyrim magic is so fricking boring even completely revamping it doesn't save it.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new human empire will be blessed by a god, just as before. You had Akatosh, but now your emperors will be blessed by the magnificent Auriel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, both the dominion and the empire will destroy themselves in the second war leaving behind thalmor remnants and a band of human factions in alliance with each other

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't someone in a previous thread a few weeks ago post some TES card game flavor text that suggests that Stormcloak victory is the canon one?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the author has stated the tarot cards arent' canon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TESVI is canceled by M$
        >eventual Netflix adaption confirms a total Thalmor victory to be the canon ending coinciding with the death of the series as reality is unmade in real time

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are good reasons for supporting the Empire so why do Imperial fans need to lie?
    >Ulfric is a puppet
    The Thalmor want the war to keep going with no victor, in no way does this mean he, Galmar or any other racial supremacist is actually a spy. I genuinely don't understand if Imperial fans are lying or are non English speakers.
    >They don't destroy the embassy
    They kill every Thalmor they find who is not main plot sensitive, the elf in Markath famously is one. This is like saying Ulfric is actually an Imperial because he doesn't burn down the Imperial camps in the highlands.

    Arguing about the Concordant or the state of the Empire is completely subjective but the Stormcloaks being a supremacist, nationalist movement who are anti-elf is not. Is the civil war useful for the Thalmor? Yes. Is Ulfric a member of Aldmeri Mossad? No.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Thalmor want a long drawn out war that will exhaust both factions. Whichever side you choose if you step in and quickly end the war then handle the negotiations well so neither side is too pissed then the Thalmor lose.

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