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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Join the ACK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Join the ACK

      [...]
      The timing on the join the -ACK thing was kino, yeah, you can't make that shit up literal meme magic

      >The timing on the join the -ACK thing was kino

      ?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lurk moar

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you say you're laughing...
    ...like a [spoiler)hyena?[/spoiler]

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      erm that was awkward

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      well that just happened

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    post cute hyenas.

    hyena thread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Millenial writing and character design.
    It was doomed at launch, doesn't matter if the gameplay is good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I called him a Black person and everyone clapped.
      >The end

      Feel free to make a game company and see how fast you fail

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it would be very easy to make a good concept for a game. it would be hard or up to luck if it actually became a big success though. obviously hyenas is dead on arrival which is the only reason people make fun of it so much. people arent laughing at devs/companies who legitimately tried to make a good game but didnt have it work out

        the homosexuals at ca are the ones killing games, that 100million could have been spent one tons of actual good games but instead its wasted because they wanted to push niggger troony propaganda because blackrock or whoever told them to. they werent trying to make a good game

        same reason people are shitting on disney now so much

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Millennial writing is stuff like "Wow, so that just happened..." "So... that's a thing I do now"
        While millennial design is overly designing a character but somehow still making them look boring and forgettable.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they have penises now?!
          >somehow...my childhood trauma has returned
          >you suck first or i suck first?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's Redditor writing though.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            And most redditors are milennials
            curious................
            Kinda makes you think, huh??????????????????????????????????????

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              95% of Redditors are millennials?

              Nice try, zoomer. Your normalgays are using Reddit just like ours.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            95% of Redditors are millennials?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yet here you are pissing and moaning about.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          its called Post-Irony.

          nothing, ever, can be taken seriously, even for a second, and there can never be any sort of dips in their arc ALA Hero's Journey.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      writing
      You mean zoomer.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoomer writing is just AI writing

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's Alpha writing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly it felt like Gen-xers leading a team of millenial writers emulating zoomers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers aren't in the fricking writing room for 100 million dollar video games.

        these are Gen X'ers and their Millennial helpers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's millenials in these positions, not zoomers. Take responsibility.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Do theses things or we won't invest
          >K

          It's le based free market doing what it does

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was waiting for this to bomb so i could laugh ca since i hate them for wasting all their time and money and stupid shit like this instead of working on total warhammer. what is recent news?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was so bad that they cut their losses and scrapped the entire thing after the first private play test. This is after they invested an absolutely obscene amount of money into it that went straight into the dumpster

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are still able to get a tax write off because it wasn't on the open market. The scam worked, ultimately. Dev team got paid, investors reimbursed by the government.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's something wrong with our laws if companies can spend 100m+ making a game or movie, don't release it, and then have a tax write-off. To apply for a tax write-off they should have to release it first and then only apply for it when they shut down the servers/pull it from streaming and deduct the revenue generated from the total budget.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not only that the UK govt covered a bunch of the costs for CA to build the Hyenas studio

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you jest, but hyenas was going to save gaming

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was a money laundering operation and both the studio and publisher should be investigated.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Money laundering works only if you get your money back but clean. In this case they very much lost money, a lot of it.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$100 million burnt on a moronic troony and Black personworship game
    Imagine if that money was spent on literally ANYTHING else. The amount of good that could be done. It unironically says a lot about society that this amount of capital is spent on moronic propaganda.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the people who wasted years of their lives working on this
      >So uh were just not going to release the game, also you're fired lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could've taken a fraction of that to do any of the following:
      >Definitive release of Skies of Arcadia
      >Remaster of Panzer Dragoon Saga
      >Sega All-Stars Racing 3
      >Shenmue 4 by RGG, still wouldn't have been as expensive
      >Translated ports of Sakura Wars and a PC port for the PS4 title

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know this is Ganker but even think outside of gaming. $100 million could build a frick ton of housing which would be both useful to society and a more profitable use of the capital than flushing it down the diversity propaganda drain.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >housing
          >profitable
          >in the current market nearing a very hard crash

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >$100 million
      its what they used up
      the game had secure 500mln$ budget for full production and marketing
      no wonder they shitcanned it so early, it could have been biggest financial disaster ever

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >half a billion dollars

        this is the small family british startup i was telling you about

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the game had secure 500mln$ budget for full production and marketing
        Dear God. What the hell is wrong with SEGA?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They probably used up more than 100 million.
        100mil was for the devs, but they probably had a bit tied up in marketing too.
        That weird “B-roll of Sega games” trailer at the VGAs?
        Willing to bet that was actually supposed to be the slot for a hyenas ad.
        But since they had the ad slot already booked they have to come up with a nothingburger ad or they’d pay a penalty fee.
        There’s probably plenty of other marketing contracts they have money tied up in.
        So it’s probably more than just 100mil they’ve burned.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      500 mil budget (USD)
      You could make just about any game really. You can't reliably chase the fortnite success, they should've just made a GTA clone since when they started working on it there really wasn't any competition in sight.
      It's actually crazy how R* hibernated their main franchise for over a decade, yet none of their competition was able to capitalise on it. There used to be so many GTA clones back in the day too.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should have made a zombie extraction shooter, everyone tried The Day Before without realizing it was a piece of shit, imagine if it had a 500mil budget with a competent dev team behind it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just realised you could make this argument about any game or genre. I know just throwing money at the wall isn't how good games get made, but fricking hell it's literally half a billion.
          Think about any game that had to have it's scope cut down due to monetary constraints, then remember they sunk a hundred million, and were ready to sink another four hundred into this shit.
          I doubt any of the top suits at sega can survive this.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn’t about real Hyenas. That’s why it failed.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm still laughing.
    I'm not. This was the worst case of blue balls I had in YEARS.

    Now I can only imagine the hilarious disaster that was about to happen to CA, the extreme levels of cope by vidya "journalists", the seething devs blaming Gamergate, Reset*ra blaming Ganker etc. It was so close, I could already taste it. The it was taken from us, just before the finish line. So no, I'm not laughing. Of all the times for some Sega execs to make a sensible decision...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. We missed out on YEARS of youtube documentary kinos being made about how big of a flop this was. Not releasing it was ultimately the smart move because people have already mostly forgotten and thus Sega's reputation isn't suffering as much as it should.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      100% this

      I was so excited for the fallout. Making fun of troonys , homosexuals, moronic soiboys, all of it. It was going to be glorious and it was stolen from us.

      frick you sega

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im mad they pulled the plug soe early. I wanted to see the full trainwreck.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sega dropped the ball on that one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hyenas are hot

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the brief point in time i thought this was going to be a new Ecco game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sega wanted their own fornite game. thats why they got their premiere rts devs to make it

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the characters

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you have the one with their backstories too?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still, to this day I don't think anything tops battleborn in bad design.
        >ctrl F "badass" 10000000000 results found

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not one to call things I don't like "slop", but looking at these designs make me feel like they're the textbook definition of slop. Designs that congeal into one another, cookie cutter archetypes, "quirky" personalities, all wrapped up in a generic by the numbers GAAS shooter game

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i remember playing Destruction Allstars a year ago when i got my PS5 and got a boner over this b***h

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only good thing from that
          Masked woman erotic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        its hilarious how bad Western companies are at making an ensemble cast.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It didn't use to be this way.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >female fighter

            yeah nah. leave my table Black person

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            women, homosexuals, and now trannies, that's why.

            Western Women are obsessed with themselves, and they express that in everything they touch, get a movie? the character is their expy, game? its about them, somehow, or something that happened in their life.

            Trannies are like this, but everything is about inoculating their identity and politics, as "they" as an actual individual has ceased to exist due to becoming porn sick and obsessed with trying to change reality with subjective thinking, this is why they are so uniform, they bleed out anything singular about them till they are just like every other troony.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >female fighter

            yeah nah. leave my table Black person

            imagine not rolling a party of human male fighters

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              someone needs to spot and disarm the traps.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                rogues ruined tabletop. delete rogues and roll them into warriors. there are only two classes. warriors and magic users. everything else is armor or weapon choice/skills/feats/playstyle/attributes

                conan spots and avoids traps and steals shit just fine. hes basically a master thief

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Conan isn't a warrior.

                he's absolutely on the Rogue class list, ala A Ranger or some other melee rogue, with maybe 1 or 2 levels of Barbarian.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I want to play as a sexy female though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pull the thong outta your bussy, boy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                go die in ukraine gay. women are for raping while on campaign

                Conan isn't a warrior.

                he's absolutely on the Rogue class list, ala A Ranger or some other melee rogue, with maybe 1 or 2 levels of Barbarian.

                shut up moron

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean what the frick do you want here, Conan as he's depicted in the books and even comics, is not a fricking Warrior and he never was.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes he is you moronic homosexual. he literally leads armies at times and works as a mercenary

                hes only ever a thief on his own time when he doesnt have any warrior gig going on

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nothing about that makes him a Warrior, he has FAR more in common with Ranger than any Warrior class.

                he's methodical, pragmatic, and avoids conflict all the time in favor of utilizing his enemies weaknesses against each other, he's even fricking assassinated people.

                just because a huge, strong dude doesn't make him a Warrior, and nothing says a Ranger can't lead Armies.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                hes most literally a viking adventurer you dumb tryhard fricking homosexual. stop talking about dnd classes. he was written before even lord of the rings was out much less nonsense classes like ranger

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This was literally a discussion about Rogues/Warriors in tabletop, don't try to shift to something else, you shifty Black person.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                conan is in no way a rogue or ranger class. shes a barbarian/fighter but dnd is such shit it cant even correctly represent the type of characters that inspired it in the first place. try making conan or aragorn with most tabletop rules and its a mess

                homosexuals like you who demand "diversity" for diversity sake ruin everything. the class system is very flawed and needs to be broken down

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aragon is a Ranger, they literally made that class in D&D for him.

                Conan is easy, 5 levels Rogue, 6 levels Warrior, he has no aspects of the Barbarian class, such as raging.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Aragon is a Ranger, they literally made that class in D&D for him.
                yes i know thats literally what i just fricking said. and it doesnt work because aragorn is also a noble fighter/paladin type

                conan survives from his force of will and rage/ferocity all the time. its repeatedly stated to be the reason hes able to win against more "civilized" fighters that are equally or even more skilled in arms than him

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aragon has no similarities to Paladin.

                no God or holy decree drives him, just his people and his fellowship, he can literally be a level 10 Ranger and a level 4 Fighter no problemo.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                aragorn is a european knight in shining armor which is what the paladin class tries to convey you dumb Black person 70iq shitskin 5e tryhard baby

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Paladins are just Fantasy Jedi, with Holy powers instead of force powers, they aren't analogues to European knights, which is more analogue to Cavalier or just "Knight" warrior subclass.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bottom is gay but top is just boring.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          In fairness, Capcom's worthwhile additions to the Street Fighter roster since 4 have been in the single digits. I wonder if it were created today if Street Fighter would be shit upon for its lack of cohesive story? Like people get pissy about how it hasn't progressed until 6 but it's always been barebones and stagnate. All the fun of the characters is in their designs and goofy personalities. But I have zero expectations of them truly progressing all that much.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better make room for that Finals game.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All Hyenas must g-ACK

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did Casanova end up there? He looks so out of place.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only interesting characters in Hyenas is the Richard Nixon masked guy, and the Sonic furry.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tumblr and its consequences

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, its Postmodernism, Michele Foucault and other french commie philosopher homosexuals infested American Academia and seeded Queer Theory, Postmodernism, and many other lefty brainrot ideologies into them.

          from this, all the things that get labeled "woke" and more spawned, and did so over the course of 50 years of infection, Tumblr, and all shite like that, are just the symptoms.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm still laugACK
    new Jet Set Radio. get fricking hype.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ywn gun down mutts as Chris Chan for Funko pops

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They took money from PSO2 to make this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They also killed Total warhammer 3 for this.
      Which is more funny than aggravating. Frick fantasois

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they shut down maintenance and development of their biggest paypig (total warhammer) for this

        And in the end, all it did was join the -ACK

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        warhammer is better than rome2 and attila but what's the point of arguing with a braindead tribalist moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they shut down maintenance and development of their biggest paypig (total warhammer) for this

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hyenas was just a distraction while they murdered vidya with BG3.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you trust them to make 5 games simultaneously?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i literally dont trust them with anything. what five games are they making though?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those 5 games are likely outsourced

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The timing on the join the -ACK thing was kino, yeah, you can't make that shit up literal meme magic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll believe meme magic when I see your obituary

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Working so hard con give you a heart attACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear this is the only place still talking about this horse shit kek

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laugh it up chudoids, there’s another 10 games like this behind it. You won’t escape playing with a diverse cast, it’s the way the industry has shifted.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the contrary, I have a lifetime's worth of games on the backlog. You'll never capture me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game has diverse cast for esg purposes
      >dont play game
      >no problem
      so ez

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gamers are bigoted and don't want to play as a troony

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a drag queen. There is a difference.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's with this Urkel archetype? Nusaints row had one too. Both flopped.
      Something to look out for in upcoming games.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They hate the stereotypical black thug, so they make black nerds instead. A character like CJ could not be made today.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          CJ is literally an anime protag
          >first mission is to steal a bike
          >eventually becomes a glowBlack person James Bond
          >gets a jet license

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        science Black folk are a s tier for esg score farming

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty similar design to the other forced "smart, nerdy, quirky" Black person design from the latest saints row disaster

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Miles is like this too in Spider-man 2.

        Progressive leftists defang and emasculate groups of people they are ideologically forced to cater to and venerate, so all reaching and vast and complete this shifting of their perception of say, black Men is, that a prog-Lefty will approach a violent crackhead "youth" and be stabbed to death in shock of the disparity with his ideal, and reality.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now real question:
    How would you fix it while the project was still in development?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would have cancelled it significantly earlier in development. Before it was announced to the public even.
      If I absolutely must make a game named Hyenas it'll be about actual hyenas doing stupid shit. Like goose game or something. Dedicated cackle/laugh button.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >conan isn't a warrior he's a rogue!
    Wtf is this shit? He literally is a barbarian warrior.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is almost assuredly not a Barbarian in class if he's anything.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's likely a Rogue/Warrior multiclass, he absolutely is not a barbarian, despite the title.

        moronic bait. It's literally in the name of the book.
        >muh dnd class blah blah blah.
        He's a barbarian warrior and I don't care about your gayshit dicks n dildos poorly defined class system.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's a Barbarian in Origin, and no one calls him that in the books, he's just Conan the Cimmerian.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he's barbarian in origin
            Thanks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's likely a Rogue/Warrior multiclass, he absolutely is not a barbarian, despite the title.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The D&D class system is bad for most literary protagonists as they have such a broad range of skills and traits that placing them in a rigid class structure doesn't work thougheverbeit.
    Have you tried playing a classless system?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      D&D factors that in with multiclassing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      classes is almost just as bad but in the total opposite direction since everyone becomes some sort of wizard

      there are two classes. warriors and magic users. stop trying to improve on common sense and perfection

      Paladins are just Fantasy Jedi, with Holy powers instead of force powers, they aren't analogues to European knights, which is more analogue to Cavalier or just "Knight" warrior subclass.

      shut up zoomer troony Black person and stop trying to correct the record on history. paladins literally come from roland and charlemagne. youre such a piece of shit with your moronic interpretations of things

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Classes are bad
        >So we'll use classes instead of non classes
        Based absolute moron dabbing on common sense.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          right and i just clearly stated why. without classes everyone is the same thing. with a full "class system" all it does is hinder people.

          if you want to be such a ticky tacky Black person troony, in such a system it wouldnt even be called a class since there are only two options. its just that magic is locked

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            As I said, based absolute moron dabbing on everyone else. Don't let the class chads or the systemless stacies get you down.
            Fricking getting pumped reading your posts as you tard rage against them.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hyenas was meant to be Stage 1 of their AAAA game

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