I'm tired of war games and third person cover shooters. Why are there no COOL gun games?

I'm tired of war games and third person cover shooters. Why are there no COOL gun games? What happened to shit like Max Payne, Wanted or Stranglehold? I thought that John Wick might bring back that silly, stylish type of a shooter, but nope.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guns aren't cool though

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How very nice of them to wait to get shot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you die a painful and agonizing death. Fuck you gay.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Multiplayer is where the money is at and those types of games don't work well when the combatants aren't dumb AI that are designed to have slow reaction time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember Action Half Life?
      That shit was so good.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boomer shooter renaissance for the last 6+ years
    >I'm tired of CoD and GoW clones
    Anon...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Boomer shooters" are fucking gay.
      Most of them have picked up a lot of modern trends and the only "old" thing they pretend to emulate is a slightly higher base movement speed while still being otherwise stiff and plain with an arsenal less varied than Doom II.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the only "old" thing they pretend to emulate is a slightly higher base movement speed
        The most important things they emulates are gameplay based on dodging enemy attacks and having varied enemy types with wildly different HP and attacks.
        >an arsenal less varied than Doom II
        That's just bullshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what game in particular are you talking about? Cause I cant think of even one that fits your description. Bulletstorm maybe? Id hardly call that a boomer shooter though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the only "old" thing they pretend to emulate is a slightly higher base movement speed
      The most important things they emulates are gameplay based on dodging enemy attacks and having varied enemy types with wildly different HP and attacks.
      >an arsenal less varied than Doom II
      That's just bullshit.

      most boomer shooters are boring
      moving fast already makes them better than most other shooters but its not the type of a game i want when i mention max payne or other over the top shooters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      boomer shooters suck
      >no physics
      >no ragdolls
      >guns don't sound or look cool
      >the gore often sucks
      >not even any cool setpieces

      I'll give old games like doom a pass but people making and buying this shit in 2022 need their brains checked
      god fps is such a cursed genre, it's either esports garbage, BRs or fucking boomer shooters, that's it

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gamers don't want crime dramas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They want crime comedies.
      Crimedies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I giggled.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play Rollerdorme

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino

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