I'm trying to enjoy this game but the writing is so bad its making me wince. Does it get better or worse?

I'm trying to enjoy this game but the writing is so bad its making me wince. Does it get better or worse?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what would you say is the best written vidya anon and what is the title that made you so spoiled in said department?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not him but Planescape Torment, clearly. It's like whole another species compared to BG3 and I don't even think that BG3 has a particularly abhorrent writing either.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Planescape Torment
        Shill.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >planescape torment
        how is the hrt going, trannoid? Did you axe your shrimpy dick yet?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        not a video game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk about best but I'd say that every Sony "movie game" is written better than this. The Uncharted series is a better story for example.
      You people need to read more books though, this game isn't even close to "good" writing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I won't even list every game with better writing, that would take too long, off the top of my head here are some that blow it out of the water
      >Planescape: Torment
      >NWN2: Mask of the Betrayer
      >KOTR2
      >Disco Elysium (yes the politics are pseud but the prose is excellent)
      >Icewind Dale
      >It's own progenitors: BGI/II
      >The entire Witcher series

      The problem is the available writing talent; shit on boomers all you want but they were talented story tellers. Millennials are the first generation of humans to suffer max exposure to the internet and social media, a condition that often causes an individual to "outsource" their critical thinking and opinion forming skills to the great other, the "consensus." This phenomena degrades the ability of millenial writers to imagine things that exist outside of their own mind and the always online loop it is hooked up to. All characters and dialogue are marked by the peculiarities of this generation, no matter how out of place they are. Every moment of gravitas must be broken up with a witty quip, the ubiquitous "that happened" moment. Storytelling conventions that have been refined by our ancestors over the course of generations are tropes that MUST be subverted. Anybody who reaches maturity while still holding onto the empathy and conceptualization required to create entire worlds that do NOT reflect one's own immediate surroundings is too smart to write stories for looney troon videogame devs. Additionally, videogames are one of the first industries to have been touched by the ESG ghoul, and the utter lack of talent here is a sneak-preview of what your pilots, doctors, and politicians will be like in another few years.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Icewind Dale
        >Good writing
        >Writing at all
        Anon...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          People who make those kind of posts haven't played a single game they name anon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NWN2
        lol. mask of the betrayer was decent I guess, everything else in that game was cringe beyond belief. I haven't seen a more moronic character than Ammon Jerro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw the buggy mess of Kane & Lynch 2 is better written than modern vidya

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need top tier vidya to be written better than BG3. Anything that isn't full of trash dialogue and prose is better by default. The only stuff you can say this is better than is maybe some modern trash trying to be mature like the nuGoW games, or really bad Japanese games like XB2.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You newhomosexuals don't know Lost Odyssey

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has its moments but yeah, the main story and the most characters are pretty awful.

    It's a pretty mediocre and buggy CRPG with a ton of missing or unfinished content. Why people are so obsessed about it that it has very high quality production values and cinematic dialogue.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You made a character with makeup?

    /lgbt/

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    Also all the companions are detestable.
    specially nightsong.
    Power ranger gay ass looking bird.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, wither's isn't detestible, and he's a companion. In fact, he's the twelve best companions.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, Nightsong is fricking awful and totally ruins Act 2, but the Gobbo Camp is kino and the majority of Act 2 ignoring Nightsong's cringe is pretty decent

      >Nightsong
      Last run my friend let shadowfart kill her, didn't wanna see that cringe in my solo and got treated to something so much worse freeing her that I'm thinking of rolling back and letting Balthazar take her instead.

      >Male OTT lawtist jobber paladin npc wins a fight
      >Now away with thee, goodly battle has my blood up and I would take succor in this lady mine
      >Holy Based bros he's literally me!
      >FEMOID OTT lawtist jobber paladin npc wins a fight
      >Now away with thee, goodly battle has my blood up and I would take succor in this lady mine
      >WTF bros is that a DYKE? it's ogre...
      Bearbroken

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Nightsong actually looked like a woman instead of some freak of nature with a female face, it would not be so bad.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what the frick you're trying to say or why you replied but you should have a nice day asap.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't matter how many times you spam this nonsensical rewriting of peoples complaints, it doesn't change the fact the handling of her character is hamfisted, if she was male or straight it would be just as bad.

        Its childish writing to take a character that has been tortured for 100 years in isolation, surrounded by their most hated enemies in the middle of the worst possible place for a daughter of Selune (The Shadowfell) to completely change their behavior at the drop of a hat to go from mystic stoic demigod to "WOW... SEX.. AMIRITE?? LESBIAN SEX?? ISNT THAT SOO HOT VIEWER? HAHA IM ABOUT TO GO HAVE LESBIAN SEX!!!"
        Shameless fanservice in the middle of a critical story moment isn't good writing.
        If it was in a weeb yuri smut game you would call it out for what it is, but because you feel some weird brand loyalty you will deny it.
        It is handled poorly and immediately tears down the illusion that the worldbuilding worked so hard to achievement.
        Stop pretending everyone who has criticism of the game is some boogeyman, if people like you were the only people that played DOS2 then it would never have been fixed. Clearly Larian is already acknowledging their frick ups with their recent changes to Gale's horrendous camp dialogue.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't matter how many times you post essays autistically screeching about it, you're just mad she's gay.
          Cry more homosexual.
          Oh shit
          >Gale's camp dialogue
          You literally can't help yourself even when trying to seriously go full mask on, you cannot stop crying about gay people.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are trying to force people into homosexuality, and feel no shame about it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              One post of being called a gay and the mask immediately fell off.
              I thought /misc/ was made of sterner stuff.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Grooming is wrong. Get it through your thick skull.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Republisharts are the only people supporting child marriage
                That's a question you should ask yourself.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Homosexual grooming is wrong.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                child marriage is wrong and shouldnt happen.
                that wasnt hard to do.
                now youll denounce grooming and mutilating children... right?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, unless of course, you wish to define grooming as discussing the existence of gay people.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are so blinded by your devotion to culture wars you can't appreciate quality or subtly in art at all.
            Gale was the consort of a goddess, did you even play the game? They changed the awful dialogue options for him that only allowed your character to drool over him or scorn him, no middle ground. They admitted as much in the patchnotes.
            I pray you are underage because an adult behaving like this is simply embarassing.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Larian is just being inclusive and making allowances for autistic people to play their game

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the opposite

                Is there a mod yet that lets me hand-create companions instead of the preset garbage?
                Please respond

                i love this image

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your character looks pretty gay

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Speaks with an English accent
    >Sings with an Eastern European accent

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      with an Eastern European accent
      False. ESL go away!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She clearly has an Eastern European accent when singing. With maybe the major exception of some American accents with their origins outside of the English language (like African-American and Italian-American), native English speakers don't pronounce "the" like "duh."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, there is a permanent solution to the alfira problem

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alfira and her GF are unfathomably based, I won't hear a negative word spoken about them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No negative word is needed

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            All Bhaalspawn now die by my hand.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dark Urge is downhill from this, what a disappointment it turned out to be.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              are Gankertards truly doomed to have only shit opinions like these?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the major plotlines and villains are good, they hide most of the cringe in the side content.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >major plotlines and villains are good
      lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, Nightsong is fricking awful and totally ruins Act 2, but the Gobbo Camp is kino and the majority of Act 2 ignoring Nightsong's cringe is pretty decent

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nightsong
          Last run my friend let shadowfart kill her, didn't wanna see that cringe in my solo and got treated to something so much worse freeing her that I'm thinking of rolling back and letting Balthazar take her instead.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that party
            Divayth Fyr vibes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just sell her to the mage in Baldurs Gate

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That guy is a bully why would you give him immorality

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Part one is decent. Part two is really good. Part two end/part three reveals that the plot is actually The Prequel Trilogy plot except carried out by three people who hate eachother instead of one senator and it is much worse than part two but not bad per se.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Specifically ask her about how githyanki reproduce
      >Se explains only certain broodmares actually lay eggs and thus she cannot (it's implied vlaakith uses this as a control mechanism and this is a bad thing), adds this personal thought to the end
      >The west has fallen billions must die
      You guys are both more sensitive and have less media literacy than twitter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >omg shadowheart sleeps with halsin nooo
      >laezel sleeps with everyone she sees
      omg based trad wife

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >omg shadowheart sleeps with halsin nooo
        Wait what

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She cheats on you and sleeps with him. You get the choice to accept it and have a poly relationship between the three of you or dump her

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And whats stopping you from simply murdering them both for it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing, you can murder all companions

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This

          She cheats on you and sleeps with him. You get the choice to accept it and have a poly relationship between the three of you or dump her

          Is a lying cuckold who specifically took bear wiener in the ass so he could bring up having a threesome to Shart, so he could LARP as a cuck.
          Nothing described in this post happens.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay what the frick does happen then?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Depends on your choices
              You can be "open" or trad

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally what I just posted.
              If you romance Halsin alongside Selunite Shart you can have a threesome (you of course have to bring all of this up).
              Some mind-broken waifu gay has fanfiction this into being a mandatory inescapable cuck relationship being forced on you, he'll post the meme-collage he made soon (if he hasn't already been shamed out of the thread).

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You get forced into a open relationship which can include a mindflayer as well

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Force
                Lie.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is honestly one of my biggest gripes with the writing. You're telling me this girl that's super closed-off, who takes a bunch of time to warm up to you and build a deeper connection is totally fine with you cheating on her and having threeways right after the two of you have sex for the first time? Its such blatant kink wish fulfillment that it ruins the character. I actually quite enjoyed her character arc before I found out about all this shit. There's genuine depth to it, especially if you've known people that have been in abusive relationships (whether that be with a partner, family or religion) and pick up on some of the more subtle signs. The actual character building and romance was clearly written by someone who knew what they were doing and took great care to write an interesting character, but Larian just has to frick it up with their fetishes. Josh Sawyer was fricking right.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the 5 way between shadowheart you halsin and the drow twins

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    your character looks like a homosexual and you chose cringe options that led to more cringe options, like it should
    why are you not satisfied again?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    keep in mind the writing/dialogue of an ACTUAL group of fat, smelly neckbeards around a table is similar. they were going for realism

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Every character speaks like a 2023 Gen xer
    Why?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this game but the writing is so bad its making me wince. Does it get better or worse?
    >he bought a DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS game for the writing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is your defense of this slop? Because it's D&D the writing has to be bad? LMAO you MUST be a zoomer if you can't name D&D CRPGs with excellent writing. Talentless rainbow haired troons will never be as good as when the development (including storyboarding and writing) was handled by white men. Sorry, not sorry, deal with it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is your defense of this slop?
        it literally is
        everyone knew D&D was slop for 30 years. not my fault you forgot

        D&D games were already moving towards multiplayer "tabletop simulator" elements entirely because they realized BG1 and Planescape were flukes and they just couldn't write good CRPGs to save their lives.

        The mechanics aren't bad, the setting isn't bad, but D&D has never tried to be anything more than quirky nerd slop.

        Play indie RPGs is you want serious stuff. Maybe even Pathfinder but it's themes will never amount to more than "D&D for contrarians"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone knew D&D was slop for 30 years. not my fault you forgot
          D&D is fantasy pulp, every game doesn't need to be the next Planescape. However, there is an objective bar between good writing and bad writing. Whether the story and characters are deep and poignant or simplistic and generic, good writing enhances the player experience, bad writing detracts from it. This new era of millenial-trite, the marvel-esque quips and "humorous" dialogue options is trash.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >every game doesn't need to be the next Planescape
            >this kills the crpggay

            >there is an objective bar between good writing and bad writing
            That is true. There's also situational writing to take into account.
            Truth is, in no uncertain terms, D&D basically invented the quirky nerd stereotype. They were making cringeworthy slop and it's fan subculture was encouraging players to game the DM and make the characters as quirky and witty since forever, because whacky shit and torturing the DM by ruining his carefully crafted setting was always a better social experience than taking it seriously

            The fact D&D didn't make a comeback sooner is actually surprising.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mod yet that lets me hand-create companions instead of the preset garbage?
    Please respond

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which Act 3 merchant should I bother getting my attitude to max with so I can vendor all my shit to them?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't say which is the "best" assuming you mean most money, but that black dwarf lady near the magic shop has around 14k whenever I go there which is more than enough.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry I refuse to interact with blacks.
        Any others?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean sorcerous sundries? And yeah, which ever merchant has the most gold on hand

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you bother? I had like 80k by the time I stepped into Act 3, money's worthless anyway since you will have a character with sleight of hand for chests/doors/traps and wizards rolled pickpocketing into it so you can steal everything in the game trivially easily.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I find this druid at the Goblin camp? Is he the chicken?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    welcome to western RPGs. this is what happens when women and gays take over /tg/ like they have been doing for the last 10 years

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Writing quality aside, what kills me about the game is how it doesn't take itself seriously for more than 5 mins, so how am I expected to take it seriously? I have zero investment in the story because of that, so I don't care what happens or what I'm doing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is happening in this image

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the struggle of man.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game has hundreds of hours of content
    >Thousands of cinematics and dialogue
    >Yet Ganker can only talk about the romance

    Why dont you lonely homosexuals just play some anime dating sim instead

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the gameplay and story are shit, so thats the only thing its got going.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not any worse or better than DAO so it's good enough for me

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eye shadow on your dude

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yes
    >yes (sarcastic)
    >no (nice)
    Where's the no (frick off) answer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It only shows up when "No (nice)" doesn't show up.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the biggest frick up of this game was making it turn based. The pause system of the older games was the best

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fact shadowheart is open with poly relationships speaks volumes

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing wrong with the writing. I also don't understand why you would use a funny line as an example in your OP.

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