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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  2. 3 months ago
    Jeff Bezos

    Yes!

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fromsoft game
    stopped reading here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all you needed to read

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's so great about blood meridian?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prose, themes, subtlety, atmosphere, and the judge

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds gay dude

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is a very gay book from a very gay author.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are videogame novelizations that you can read instead

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I kneel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cormac mccarthy
        >subtlety

        It is more like Moby Dick for edgelords

        This, disappointingly boring novel just like the rest of his

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          filtered

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      period appropriate prose with beautiful page long sentences. Also lots of neat allusions to bible/inferno/moby dick for Ganker nerds

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beautiful page long sentences
        I can appreciate that it's good literature, but this was very annoying. I was never madder reading any of his books.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's hard to get into at first but I picked up a rhythm pretty quickly, it's kind of like Mason & Dixon in that regard. Really the hardest parts are the vocabulary and dialogue not having quote marks. Untranslated spanish too but that's intentional

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fromslop

      Good book but it's memed on Ganker because it was supposed to be filmed decades ago but plans fell through and it became a meme that it is "unfilmable". It's by the guy who wrote The Road and No Country for Old Men, so it's a very brutal and violent western.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It IS unfilmable, just like Moby Dick or Paradise Lost.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just like Moby Dick
          bullshit, both the gregory peck movie and the patrick stewart movie were kino

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That cuts out the cetology and whaling sections, which are like 60% of the book

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know I didn't really like it, almost everyone I know bounced off it (even online) and found it incredibly grueling to read. I watched a Yale lecture about it and the professor remarked that it was often boring, aimless and repetitive. I read it and although it had some enjoyable sections they were not long and most of the book was not pleasant to read (not because of the violence fyi).

      >Harry Potter for blackpilled incels
      read another book

      How is it anything like Harry Potter? lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judge is a based pedochad and the main protagonist of the story

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      americans read it in school so its one of the only books they are familiar with

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way this would ever be required reading in US schools it's too violent and every third word is Black person. It is the greatest American novel though so it should be required reading.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >every third word is Black person
          oh so this is why Ganker pretends its good

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got assigned to read it over the summer in 2014 when i was in hs and then when school started no one else had read it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Kid gets assraped to death by the Judge in a closet
        i see why americans like it so much now

        >americans when judge söyen appears and spouts a ton of uninteresting bullshit for pages on end and derails the story

        The entire book is "white man bad" so americans naturally love it

        Don't Americans have other books to read? Why is this one the only they talk about?

        Because it has GUNS and BLOOD and HOMOSEXUAL RAPE and COWBOYS dooooood

        im not american though

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You've been poisoned by the American mind virus through excessive exposure to American online communities. You consume books only Americans care about, you probably think N64 was the definitive system of the late 90s, you believe Halo was a social phenomenon around you. You've been brainwashed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            meds

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              meds

              I am mediterranean, yes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            meds

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not at any school I knew

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds awful
      No thanks

      It's just neat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing really its just pseudslop for mutts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Judge

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The prose is great, so if you can enjoy a book just for the quality of the language, it’s worth reading. It’s also quite singular in its bleakness. I would recommend The Crossing over it though; that’s also quite bleak but it’s full of beautiful, lucid imagery. Possibly too much for some tastes as he does go on with descriptions of people and landscapes but I loved it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reading real westerns is badwrongfun because it doesn't shit on whitey for dealing with brutal warrior indians on equal terms but shit from McCarthy is sufficiently self-flagellating and "realistic" (read: exaggerating how evil and brutal people were) and the terseness and run-on-sentences is sufficiently "literary" for critic homosexuals to praise it ad nauseam.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just as a word of advice, nobody here who tries to criticize or complain about Blood Meridian and uses the 4Black person vocabulary like "slop" have no fricking clue what they're talking about and have never read it.
      >t. four years arguing with morons and not a single one has ever brought a genuine criticism

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're too stupid to bother with

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire book is "white man bad" so americans naturally love it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its rick and morty for boomers, literally
      >mary sue know it all old guy
      >nihilistic themes
      >fans cant stop huffing their own farts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really feels like the western days

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No idea Mcarthy just uses punctuation as a suggestion rather than the rule so shit can be weird to read
      The violence is so extreme and constant that I just droned it out to the point I didnt even pick up on the implication that the Judges dual identity as xXdickyslayerXx until the end of the book It was just more violence that fell into the background noise of it Maybe thats the purpose but it doesnt strike me as especially deep The Judge is based as frick though

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Harry Potter for blackpilled incels
    read another book

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is more like Moby Dick for edgelords

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like Moby Dick is Paradise Lost for the kind of moron who buys encyclopaedias to pad out their bookshelf?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now imagine one with a map even larger than the map you're thinking of!

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone want another open world from game? And one set in a realistic desert at that

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why no murder tourism and epic Injun scalping!?!?!??
    The fact that you have to ask the question is the answer.
    Too bad there aren't 10 hour lore videos to explain the point of books to thick-headed mongoloids like yourself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too bad there aren't 10 hour lore videos to explain the point of books

      ?si=U9JrV0SGqgOMQUt4
      and just like the vidya equivalent it's just plot summary and excerpts

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        funny how he completely misinterprets the point of the book.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that misaligned with what Souls is like already tbh. You kill people and collect their tongues and shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's true. And you can also murder frick children.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        People said this about GRR Martin collaboration, but Miyazaki was apparently more of a fan of some obscure vampire novels of Martin's than ASoIaF.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I read that and it was about a fat ugly guy on a boat.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like utter kino, too bad it's unfilmable.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it to be more like New Vegas or any other less shit games than souls slop.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lets settle it once and for all scholars did the man reject the judge?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't partake in the dance, thus he rejected him. But the Judge did not.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly makes this book so shocking that The Road can get a movie but it can't? give me a good example of an unfilmable scene.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The gay rape scene might be considered homophobic by modern leftBlack folk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not because it's shocking, it's because half of it is long winded descriptions of landscapes. Last year another production was announced, so we'll see if anything comes from that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Road had sections which were cut out of the film for being too gruesome, like seeing a charred baby on a spit. There's probably too much rape for a modern movie in Blood Meridian, otherwise you could def film it but it would be pretty disgusting and gruesome.

      >There were in the camp a number of Mexican slaves and these ran forth calling out in spanish and were brained or shot and one of the Delawares emerged from the smoke with a naked infant dangling in each hand and squatted at a ring of midden stones and swung them by the heels each in turn and bashed their heads against the stones so that the brains burst forth through the fontanel in a bloody spew and humans on fire came shrieking forth like berserkers and the riders hacked them down with their enormous knives and a young woman ran up and embraced the bloodied forefeet of Glanton's warhorse.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy fricking shit, are burgers so fricking fat they eat the commas when they write?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          (trembling with rage) ITSCH ATMOSCHPHERICAL!!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          mccarthy HAET punctuation marks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There were in the camp a number of Mexican slaves and these ran forth calling out in spanish and were brained or shot and one of the Delawares emerged from the smoke with a naked infant dangling in each hand and squatted at a ring of midden stones and swung them by the heels each in turn and bashed their heads against the stones so that the brains burst forth through the fontanel in a bloody spew and humans on fire came shrieking forth like berserkers and the riders hacked them down with their enormous knives and a young woman ran up and embraced the bloodied forefeet of Glanton's warhorse.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are protagonist's gang attack a Comanche camp where they slaughter men, women, and children. There are descriptions of wounded or recently killed women being raped and babies having their heads bashed into rocks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile in actual reality, outside the lies of pederast writers like mccarthy, the Comanches are one of the only groups from western times that we have actual first-hand accounts of them torturing babies just for fun. (a few others like the Cheyenne killed them as well according to their own accounts but justified it as killing future warriors and they did supposedly not torture toddlers for kicks like the Comanche were known for)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          McCarthy didn't paint the Comanche in a positive light. Don't forget the dead baby bush.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this moronic chud thinks McCarthy painted the Comanches in a positive light

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          moronic homosexual reactionist read the book you homosexual moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The main character rapes children, kills animals and keeps a moron as a pet. You can film it, it’s just that nobody outside of Ganker would watch it.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wild west soulsborne
    Sounds interesting. What would be the weapons?

    Personally i want a modern fantasy/maybe even slightly futuristic setting. I want to 1hko cosmic horrors with a rocket propelled greatsword

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A longsword, katana, great axe, MLGS

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure Bloodborne didn't had most of those

        Clubs, don't wanna waste ammo on native savages when you can just run them down on horseback and bash their brains in. Their scalps are still worth just as much either way.

        BB had guns though, i'm talking about what would be the melee

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bloodborne definitely had those.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          whips, axes, machetes, large bowie knives, cavalry sabers, tomahawks, indian gunstock clubs

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah i can see it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >indian gunstock clubs
            based and chingachasiaticpilled

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clubs, don't wanna waste ammo on native savages when you can just run them down on horseback and bash their brains in. Their scalps are still worth just as much either way.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Western game where I play as an oily Mexican bandit and rapist, like El Indio in For A Few Dollars more.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK was his problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically not enough dicky and people to kill.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      existence

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was the most pure manifestation of the spirit of that era in the west, so he is monster to reflect a monstrous time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hates the universe.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        existence

        Basically (in a nutshell)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sunscreen didn't exist yet and he spilled a tomato based Hispanic sauce on his new white suit.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how you can tell 99% of moronic that talk about this book didn't even read it, and just watched a YouTube video

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There were Blood Meridian threads long before the youtube video.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The experience of reading Blood Meridian was honestly like reading a dry and unfunny version of 120 Days of Sodom

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In 2020 my sister asked me what I got out of playing Animal Crossing, and I explained the museum using quotes from the judge about science lol.
    So I'd say there's already a lot of BM in the design of video games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, I'm just imagining a 7 foot chad collecting fish on a switch roleplaying as suzerain

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d rather see a indian based fromsoft game where you fight hindu gods/demons.
    No i’m not a poo I just like hindu mythology. It looks crazy and it is un-explored in media

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ew

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite thing I learned from SMT is that demons in Sri Lankan Bhuddism are like dark parodies of the major Hindu gods.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sir I'm hope you make game about homeland India sir

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I read Moby Dick or is it boring bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and yes. It's also funny though. Just read the first bit until they meet ahab to see if you like it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's genuinely one of the best books ever written.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you like prose, metaphors, and layered themes then yes. If you like complex plots and character arcs, then you will probably not like it. Just read the online, annotated version.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but take your time with it. Like read a chapter or two every week. It's more enjoyable like that.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the part where the chud gets btfo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Judge won, thoughbeit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he meant glanton

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares what a troony thinks or says
          HE
          WON

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a dark heavy metal movie version of moby dick that's inspired by blood and thunder.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    RDR2 already came out though. It even has blood meridian references

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are they? I hadn't read the book when I played it so I don't remember them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pissing scene.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but the only one I remember was a letter that mentions a judge holden. it wasn't like supposed to be a character like that though, it was literally just a local judge named holden.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a godawful politically correct and gayged up version of Blood Meridian, but I can certainly see where you're coming from with the Skinners

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's just red dead redemption 2 OP, they already made that

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is better than you're favorite book in you're path
    The king of fiction, Thomas Ruggles Pynchon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read this whole book in highschool and I only comprehended the shit-eating scene

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, i'm thinking you got pynched

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The judge smiled

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I AM THE MASTER OF THIS EARTH AND THERE IS NOT A THING ON ITS SURFACE THAT WILL EXIST WITHOUT MY APPROVAL, AND I WILL CATALOGUE EVERYTHIJG I APPROVE OF

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wild west
    it would be dead on arival, cowboys are gay

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly whatbis there not to like about a gisnt muscular bald albino pedophile warlord?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oversized pale bloodsoaked fingers typed this post

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would The Judge have thought of transgender women?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i haven't read any fiction in fricking years, I should try and get back into it but I have so much trouble forcing myself to do it for some reason. the only fiction I've read since college was some Shaara books and those are historical fiction with a bigger emphasis on history than characters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is a tough book. Maybe try reading some easier Gankercore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      try reading some old pulp stories, robert howard of lovecraft
      theyre pretty short, you can read most of them in an hour

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      read Infinite Jest (i mean this sincerely)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick the jest go phins

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pooa turndaballova

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I decided to get into reading via water ship down since I figured it's an easy starting point and I've already seen the movie, and I was mostly right since the rabbits are literally named after what they look like/do so it's easy to follow.
      Too many names of flowers that I have absolutely no idea of what they look like though. I'm not looking up every damn plant I'm ignorant of.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would play it. I really want a historical nautical themed Fromsoft game with naval combat. Like Sunless Sea type setting.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would be gay as all frick.

    Blood Meridian is not an action story.
    It would be hard for a film or even a TV series to do it justice. And not because of the CSA shit. I'm talking about doing the Boy/Man in a way that doesn't completely ruin him. He's present for the story but McCarthy (almost) never tells you what the boy is thinking or even doing. He never tells you how much he was involved or not involved. How he felt about it.

    How good or evil the boy is, is up to your own interpretation. Some readers' boy is gung ho and neck deep in the depravity, other's boy is just a bystander or a witness.

    My boy is not your boy and your boy is not anyone else's boy.
    McCarthy created a character that belongs to the reader and the reader alone.

    And a video game adaptation would of frick it up even more than a film adaptation.

    If you just want a gritty violent western, Rockstar has you covered.

    Blood Meridian is more than the gore and shock value. It's art. And I know how pretentious and homosexual that sounds.but it's the truth. Very few stories accomplish what McCarthy did with Blood Meridian.

    Blood Meridian is a book that will ruin all other books for you. Blood Meridian makes even the best novels look like garbage.
    And this is even with McCarthy being a giant fricking moron that doesn't know how to use punctuation.

    If he just used punctuation then everyone could read Blood Meridian and share in the greatness of the story. But sadly most people will get too frustrated by the lack of periods and commas. I know I gave up reading it twice before I finally just powered through and you used to it.
    You have to just force it until you get used to the lack of punctuation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I personally found it very readable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the detached perspective would be good for film. People already describe it as cinematic at times

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wendigoon regurgitator

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no wendigo in Blood Meridian l. What the frick are you talking about.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Re-read the story. There was definitely a wendigo in Blood Meridian.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The snakebit horse is actually representative of a demiurgic wendigo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's easy to adapt that, just let the player choose between paragon and renegade. It's perfect.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unique prose style is le bad even though it works perfectly well for the story
      end yourself

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where did I say it was bad. I sad it's hard to read until you get used to it. And it is for a lot of people. We are raised to read and write using punctuation.

        So reading without it takes some getting used to.

        I have done nothing but praise Blood Meridian and McCarthy. You taking offense because I said it takes some time to get used to his writing makes you a fricking precious little snowflake that I'm shocked can even handle Blood Meridian considering how easily bothered you seem to be.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blindness by jose saramago hardly has any punctuation but i would read it a million times before boring ass blood meridian

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >western theme but for edgelords
    Good way to ruin a good genre

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He says he will never die

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His feet are light and nimble. He never
      sleeps, the judge. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather a fromsoft game based off Bonanza.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ge --- hmm

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodborne 2 should be set in New England and feature zombies and frankenstein's monsters instead of the beast stuff, before progressing into a repeat of the Lovecraftian shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodborne 2 should be a prequel set in the pirate age, with fishman pirates and sawfish swords and all that cool stuff, and mid way through the game you stumble into a lost aztec kingdom in the jungle, where they do cosmic ritual sacrifices to eldrich gods.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually pretty likely considering Deracine had a tease about an aztec themed game and Elden Ring has a very out of place sawfish sword (sword of Milos).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that would be cool

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Judge keeps a shit eating moron as a pet
    >Everyone dies
    >Timeskip
    >The Kid gets assraped to death by the Judge in a closet
    >Something about fences(?)
    It kind of lost me at the end.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Kid gets assraped to death by the Judge in a closet
      i see why americans like it so much now

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your average Gankerirgin is too stupid to understand this book

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >americans when judge söyen appears and spouts a ton of uninteresting bullshit for pages on end and derails the story

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plotgays can't into lit
      stick to whatever children's books your country churns out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >omg is the heckin bald guy an evil cartoon demon??? wow this is flippin deep just like voldemort!!!!
        Go read a book unironically

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stick to YA

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Blood Meridian, or, the Evening Redness in the West by Cormac McCarthy
    Blood Meridian, or, the Evening Redness in the West
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    The truth about the world, he said, is that anything is possible. Had you not seen it all from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is, a hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tentshow whose ultimate destination after many a pitch in many a mudded field is unspeakable and calamitous beyond reckoning.

    >The universe is no narrow thing and the order within it is not constrained by any latitude in its conception to repeat what exists in one part in any other part. Even in this world more things exist without our knowledge than with it and the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way. For existence has its own order and that no man's mind can compass, that mind itself being but a fact among others.

    I thought this was supposed to be a western?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this Ganker's favourite book to have pretended to read? you guys are such pseud homosexuals

    any of you pretentious fricks ever try reading a book that hasn't become a meme of what a person trying to be literary/intelligent person reads?

    try some borges.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For one it's a generally popular and beloved book, literal ophrah book club tier. It's also modern and has enough violence to keep moutherbreathers entertained if they have a dictionary on hand. Pretty sure the election tourist types also enjoy the depictions of racism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have read some Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, and Faulkner

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >s-stop enjoying b-books

      It's acceptable to make fun of Sanderson fans though, they deserve it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im reading dune right now and im enjoying it 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite book is The Killer Angels because I'm a dimwit when it comes to books

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pure projection, I'd post a picture of my shelf but this is Ganker not Ganker and you guys are mentally ill

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker is mentally ill; Ganker is autistic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like he called you out and now you're being a defensive little b***h, nobody cares how many books you bought to try and impress women who will never hang out with you long enough to see them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I read plenty of low brow genre fiction for children.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder why a book about a muscular egg-white giant pedophile where every other word is a slur is Gankers favorite book
      hmmmm

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am currently reading spooks apprentice and I like it

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people like Cormac McCarthy?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He says Black person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't more authors say Black person then if it's that easy?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Faulkner says it a lot too

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >be Faulkner
            >get high and drunk
            >proceed to write a story but keep interrupting with incomprehensible gibberish
            >leave some pages blank for shits and giggles
            >die
            >the entire literary world cums and pisses and shits itself over "stream of consciousness" and names faulkner emperor of literature

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why do people like the best American author in history?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is Melville

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anon has finally solved the great american author question
        >it's cormac mcfrickingcarthy
        Jesus Christ, the state of you.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    woah .... bad ass ..,

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >projects
      >wtf lets kill him immediately
      BRAVO CORMAC

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should do Arabian Nights, and embarrass the frick out of Ubisoft for wasting the Prince of Persia IP for like 20 years.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bro there's no periods, commas, or quotation marks its so raw and deep bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      woah .... bad ass ..,

      so dots are fine but commas and quotations are haram? what a moronic concept, no wonder americans are amazed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of like it. its pretty clear to understand makes you realise quotation marks are pretty useless.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This book kept getting posted on Ganker so I bought it. Little did I know how many words nobody has said since 1802 would be in it, among other words that are just made up. Not a good book to get back in to reading with if you’re someone that likes to understand everything and not just speed read

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meme all you want, there is undoubtedly a word on the first page you are clueless to the definition of

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of what?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >see the child. He wears a linen shirt
          Man yeah. This is way beyond. How do people read this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine just straight up admitting you're too dumb to read a book lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same as an esl this book made me google words every 5 minutes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know man, it’s ridiculous. It’s funny seeing the other guys reply that clearly have never even cracked it open thinking it can’t possibly be that bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      were some of them really made up? I remember typing them in every few mins and finding pdfs of guides explaining like half the words in the book

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is good prose? If you write like a normal person is that bad prose? Do you need to use obscure words, reference famous literature ir do wacky stuff like use long sentences ir no punctuation to have good prose?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like with art. If people say something is art, it is art. If they say something is good prose, it's good prose, even though it's barely comprehensible punctuation-less rambling

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good prose if I like it. Everything else is memes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the more your book seems like an incomprehensible shitpost, the better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chad Thunderwiener looked out across the movie-like desert vista which seemed like a great big tombstone laid out all flat along the desert and he felt within him a sullen morbid feeling about stuff and in the background an indian was killing something and he farted

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the smell.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prose is usually just an excuse to push bad writers when the cliques behind them have nothing else to pin their lies on.
      Sometimes, very rarely, it means they have a sense of phrasing and poetry to their writing. Which can include made-up words and references but doesn't have to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it depends on taste, some would call blood meridian purple and masturbatory. Try reading the exceprt in

      woah .... bad ass ..,

      aloud and enjoy the combination of words like "lending to his fraudulent sermons some faint flavor of the piety he despises"

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    did mccarthy write that vietnam book where a guy steps on a booby trap, gets blown up, his entrails get strewn about up in a nearby tree by the blast, and then the narrator is talking about the men in his unit making gallows humor jokes about the tree being the "[guy's name] tree because his body is growing out of the branches?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's joseph conrad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds like The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        just googled it, that's it, thank you. it was the lemon tree. can't remember when I read that book but that scene always stuck out to me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You probably read it in school like most people did

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who praise Blood Meridian should be forced to read some actual westerns.
    Zane Grey, Max Brand, Owen Wister, Louis L'Amour etc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People who praise F1 should be forced to play with Hot Wheels

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >comparing a cheap parody to the original thing
        What a homosexual you are.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Early to mid 20th century Western novels are comically romanticized pulpshit, they aren't even comparable to Blood Meridian.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >le pulpshit
            He says while sucking off pomo revisionist dogshit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              firmly modernist

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Pulp Westerns
              >Not revisionist

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Considering the genre started by people dramatizing their own time in the west for amusement, no.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For real though, actually recommend some, if you can.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Down the Long Hills.
        The Rider of Lost Creek.
        Sackett's Land.
        The Virginian.
        Riders of the Purple Sage.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >200 yard pistol shot on fast moving target
    drsamueljohnson.jpg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i actually feel bad implying that this is bad or garbage, because its supposed to be an action scene of course. so, taking it out of context removes some of the immediacy and the brutality. im just flicking back and forth through the ebook at this point though and theres some real stinkers lol. like if you presented this as a reddit 'rate my writing' post instead of Thing, Novel itd be torn apart

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A crash extravasated throughout the one dog night and roused Glanton who began to vociferate to the unholy syndicate.
        >That bellowing down yonder means nothing but trouble. Never has a man woken to such a stir finding himself in the presence of a mongrel on his mother's behalf or to a fresh plate of flapjacks from the very same matron.
        >They rode on.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    War is god

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i finished The Silence of the Lambs yesterday though and i enjoyed it. i wish i'd thought to read Red Dragon first but i'll read it next instead

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw classical literature of my country is most boring shit ever written in the history of humanity
    >a drunk cuck gets cuck and kills himself
    >a drunk gets depressed and kills himself
    >a bored aristocratic is bored, gets drunk, tries to frick his sister, and kills himself
    Good Lord I hate the portuguese writers and I hate brazilians writers, I hate the portuguese writing style, americans have no idea how good their literature is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Each writing style depends on the author and the culture they originate from. Some have it ingrained within the traditional morals they've been raised, hence why some literature are more off-putting than others.
      My home country literature are all essentially depressive and cautionary tales about the false glory of battle and the aftermath that it follows.
      Even fictional stories where the hero has superhuman strength ends up having his family and town completely butchered because he decided to slay the dragon instead of defending his hometown There's plenty of examples but even the most bright ones have a depressing ending to them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say "what about Borges?" until I remembered he was Argentinian, sorry anon.

      I have absolutely no idea why McCarthy didn't use punctuation, I have to say.
      Suppose it speaks to his quality as a writer, that people just flat out didn't care, and let him get away with it.

      >I have absolutely no idea why McCarthy didn't use punctuation
      You ever read this obscure book called the Bible?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why write like you're writing the Bible?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a drunk cuck gets cuck and kills himself
      >a drunk gets depressed and kills himself
      >a bored aristocratic is bored, gets drunk, tries to frick his sister, and kills himself
      This is the life story of the greatest american writers of the early 20th century though

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have absolutely no idea why McCarthy didn't use punctuation, I have to say.
    Suppose it speaks to his quality as a writer, that people just flat out didn't care, and let him get away with it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wrote like that for ages and no one really gave a shit about his works. It was until his works were adapted to film that his books really caught mainstream attention and appeal. Right after that you got all the psueds dissecting his refusal to follow common punctuation.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    read another book

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's
    >Once there were brook trouts in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fish cant stand bro

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what now b***h homie?

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    man looking at fish: "whoa, a fish"

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blood Meridian
    >Fromslop
    Why? The hack even cant write a good story and you want him making a good western game. Plus, Fromdrones want another Demons Souls 10, not Sekiro 2 or AC (The last was a flop).

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick are there no quotation marks? Cormac is too good for punctuation? Who does this guy think he is?

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a question.
    Is Judge a real person? Because when I read it no one knows what Judge looks like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a real person, but the book also frequently refers to his appearance.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He was a real person
        shit man I had no idea that there was an actual historical account of a supposed real guy who actually matched his description and evertyhing, I always thought he was complete fiction.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He and Glanton are inspired by real individuals from history, yes, but the demonic influences are purely creative.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The second in command, now left in charge of the camp, was a man of gigantic size who rejoiced in the name of Holden, called “Judge” Holden of Texas. Who or what he was no one knew but a cooler blooded villain never went unhung; he stood six feet six in his moccasins, had a large fleshy frame, a dull tallow colored face destitute of hair and all expression. But when a quarrel took place and blood shed, his hog-like eyes would gleam with a sullen ferocity worthy of the countenance of a fiend. His desires was blood and women, and terrible stories were circulated in camp of horrid crimes committed by him when bearing another name, in the Cherokee nation and Texas; and before we left Fronteras a little girl of ten years was found in the chapperal, foully violated and murdered. The mark of a huge hand on her little throat pointed him out as the ravisher as no other man had such a hand, but though all suspected, no one charged him with the crime.
      >Holden was by far the best educated man in northern Mexico; he conversed with all in their own language, spoke in several Indian lingos, at a fandango would take the Harp or the Guitar from the hands of the musicians and charm all with his wonderful performance and out-waltz any poblana of the ball. He was “plum center” with a rifle or revolver, a daring horseman, acquainted with the nature of all the strange plants and their botanical names, great in geology and mineralogy, in short another Admirable Crichton, and with all an arrant coward.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blood Meridian is a fictionalized account of the activities of the real life band of Indian hunters led by Joel Glanton. Prior to the war between the states, union General Chamberlain had been a member of the gang. His memoirs make up most of the historical accounts of the gang and its members, particularly concerning Judge Holden.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't Americans have other books to read? Why is this one the only they talk about?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it has GUNS and BLOOD and HOMOSEXUAL RAPE and COWBOYS dooooood

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah, blood meridian, monsieur? that novel is the sark and chaparral of literature, the filament whereon rode the remuda of highbrow, corraled out of some destitute hacienda upon the arroya, quirting and splurting with main and with pyrolatrous coagulate of lobated grandiloquence. our eyes rode over the pages, monsieur, of that slatribed azotea like argonauts of suttee, juzgados of swole, bights and systoles of walleyed and tyrolean and carbolic and tectite and scurvid and querent and creosote and scapular malpais and shellalagh. we scalped, monsieur, the gantlet of its esker and led our naked bodies into the rebozos of its mennonite and siliceous fauna, wallowing in the jasper and the carnelian like archimandrites, teamsters, combers of cassinette scoria, centroids of holothurian chancre, with pizzles of enfiladed indigo panic grass in the saltbush of our vigas, true commodores of the written page, rebuses, monsieur, we were the mygale spiders too and the devonian and debouched pulque that settled on the frizzen studebakers, listening the wolves howling in the desert while we saw the judge rise out of a thicket of corbelled arches, whinstone, cairn, cholla, lemurs, femurs, leantos, moonblanched nacre, uncottered fistulas of groaning osnaburg and kelp, isomers of fluepipe and halms awap of griddle, guisado, pelancillo.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    glanton should be used as anchtype for characters in other series. I think the closest glanto we have in pokemon is like hunter j or giovanni?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glanton couldn't exist in Pokémon. He would make for a based palworld boss, though.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who showed this book to pseuds? did pewdiepie make a video about it? god, read something else you midwits

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the old hermit's problem Gankerros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women, whiskey, money, and Black folk.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Says right there, he was sick of Black folk

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay okay i'll give it another whirl soon. I need to beat Death Stranding first though.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh open world
    kys already

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