Imagine if pokemon could have 3 types. Also imagine instead of x2 damage from super effective, it was only x1.5.

Imagine if pokemon could have 3 types. Also imagine instead of x2 damage from super effective, it was only x1.5. So a rock/ground/water pokemon would receive x4 damage. Would pokemon be better like this?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if I had a thicc aggron gf riding my dick

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      King

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cumbrain. Imagine nutting to this shit.
      Also every response here. /vp/ has dropped in quality

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dropped
        >implying it was at one point higher
        welcome newfriend 🙂

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please continue joining threads to be insufferable and useless. Remember back when /vp/ wasn't so shit? But you saw the other newbies show up and act like morons, so you joined them, partaking in the devolving of this board. Maybe if you didn't jerk off to aggron so much, you'd be a more valuable human being.
          Then there's

          "Imagine if I TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CAR" (you say)

          FRICK YOU YOU CRINGY PIECE OF SHIT. "IMAGEIDIGN IFDG IF I TOOK AS SD HSDIHIY OO MN JOYU RDCART"

          YOU THINK I IGIVE A FRICK ABOUT THAT YOU FILTHY BASTARDbutthole homosexual SHITHEADPOOPYFACEmoronicEDEDRAPEDCANNABIZOALLXSIDIWED ADAPIECE OF SGISHAIHATRRSTSSF SFDSNFIGGERSEFEFSVS

          "I TOOK SHIIT SHBONO NAKAR" (you say)

          DIE DIE DIE DIE DEI!! I WILL FRICKING KILL YOU STOP MY SEYYEYEYS ATRE FEFRICKINBG VUBJBNRBNRURUIRNGINGI. I WILEL DOFIRNARWAJNW AAEV

          who is attempting to falseflag as OP. I think. I'm not really sure, but you need to take your meds, you hyper autist.
          You guys are pawns, dragged down by the other tards, resulting in the destruction of this board. Never change. You will live on this board, making nothing of your lives.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      seeing a kaiju mon and first instinct is wanting to frick it is peak brainrot.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if I TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CAR

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Imagine if I TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CAR" (you say)

      FRICK YOU YOU CRINGY PIECE OF SHIT. "IMAGEIDIGN IFDG IF I TOOK AS SD HSDIHIY OO MN JOYU RDCART"

      YOU THINK I IGIVE A FRICK ABOUT THAT YOU FILTHY BASTARDbutthole homosexual SHITHEADPOOPYFACEmoronicEDEDRAPEDCANNABIZOALLXSIDIWED ADAPIECE OF SGISHAIHATRRSTSSF SFDSNFIGGERSEFEFSVS

      "I TOOK SHIIT SHBONO NAKAR" (you say)

      DIE DIE DIE DIE DEI!! I WILL FRICKING KILL YOU STOP MY SEYYEYEYS ATRE FEFRICKINBG VUBJBNRBNRURUIRNGINGI. I WILEL DOFIRNARWAJNW AAEV

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think that's bad? Imagine if I took a shit INSIDE OF your car.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    MASTER

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    1.5*1.5*1.5= 3.3 and some change
    doo doo faeces shitposter

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's closer to 3.4 mathlet, we round up in a 1st world country.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine Pokemon if all fairy types dropped dead on the spot.

    Imagine a world where Clefable (whom I used to like in glorious Gen 1) was brutally executed for its crimes of being an annoying c**t with Magic Guard and the garbage Fairy typing.
    Imagine imagine imagine

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magic Guard is the fun version of Clefable
      Unaware is the obnoxious stall

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magic Guard is the fun version of Clefable
      Unaware is the obnoxious stall

      don't kid yourself
      all non-Cute Charm Clefable's are stall
      in fact, there's probably never been a point where it was viable without being used as a stallmon

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sad that this devolved into a schizo thread. I think having a couple Pokémon have triple types could be interesting, as well as Pokémon having two times the same type (all weaknesses/resists are *4 and gets double stab)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they also should’ve done more dual type moves than just Flying Press

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS FRICKINGPOSTS ISIS INFURIATING!!!!! SO WHAT IF IM OP?! I CAN FRICKING SAY WHAT I WANT?!!? I WILL HUNT ALLL FO FYOU FRICKIERA DOWN AND KILLL YOU ALL FUORR PISSSING ME OFF AND ANNMYOING MED D JUST JDIFRICKNIG DIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIIEEUIIE

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will need to organize a campaign for OP rights so OPs like me get the freedom to say what they want.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS THREAD WILL DIE, AND I WILL NOT LET IT SURVIVE.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a pretty good concept for a 3rd Type system that I've had for a while. Disclaimer: I don't support the idea of 3rd Types at all, this is just how I think it should work if we have to live with it.

    >3rd Type DOES NOT effect Type effectiveness whatsoever, it's a sort of "hidden" or recessive Type that does little to effect gameplay. It doesn't function like a normal Type, it just sort of vaguely suggestive of it. It's a way of suggesting "this Pokemon clearly has vague ties to this Type" but without going through the headache of having them effect Type matchups
    >most pokemon have no hidden Type by default
    >hidden Types determine a Pokemon's Hidden Power, they provide a small STAB bonus, and they provide a small Type resistance to themselves.....which I guess is a small exception to my first bullet rule, but whatever
    >Pokemon which do not have a hidden Type by default can acquire one and change it to any of the Types
    >Pokemon that DO have a hidden Type by default cannot change theirs, but the boost they give is bigger

    So for example

    >mankey has no hidden Type by default, you can later train Mankey to acquire a Grass hidden Type. This grants it 10% STAB on Grass Moves and a +1/8th Grass resistance
    >Salazzle does have a hidden Type by default, they always have Dark innately. Which of course functions to suggest that Dark is essentially Salazzle's "3rd Type" in a sense. Since Salazzle cannot change their hidden Type, it gets a stronger boost. It grants a x1.3 STAB boost and a +1/4th resistance to Dark Type moves

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah also Hidden Power is a base 90 attack if you're a Pokemon that has a hidden Type by default

      >gyarados has dragon
      >sudowoodo has grass
      >lurantis has bug
      >corviknight has dark
      >Blissey has fairy
      >malamar has water

      The point is that this is a way of suggesting "this pokemon has adapted to have traits reminiscent of this Type, but not quite enough that it actually IS this Type"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        has grass
        23 years later and people still miss the point of Sudowoodo

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this pokemon has adapted to have traits reminiscent of this Type, but not quite enough that it actually IS this Type

          I know reading comprehension is not high among zoom zooms but c'mon. Sudowoodo isn't Grass and SHOULDN'T be Grass, but it has naturally adapted to resemble a tree and therefore Grass is its Hidden Type because that is what it is intentionally adapting to resemble

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You literally contradict yourself in your own post. Hidden types are a stupid concept, but if they were implemented, normal would make more sense for Sudowoodo.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh yeah well you're gay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually pretty cool. I would not mind if this was implemented into pokemon.

      they also should’ve done more dual type moves than just Flying Press

      I agree. Also I wouldn't mind more moves similar to freeze-dry, where it also does super effective damage on some of the other higher tier types, like fairy and steel. (I absolutely love the steel type but honestly I like balance in pokemon more)

      Sad that this devolved into a schizo thread. I think having a couple Pokémon have triple types could be interesting, as well as Pokémon having two times the same type (all weaknesses/resists are *4 and gets double stab)

      I appreciate the sympathy anon. But hey, at least there's a bit of discussion so far. I've thought about pokemon with 2 of the same type before. I wonder if there are any busted combinations, when applied to current pokemon

      i will need to organize a campaign for OP rights so OPs like me get the freedom to say what they want.

      You're not OP but okay.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instead do the following
    >Remove super effective and resistance from typings
    >Make number of known moves from 4 to 12
    >Change format from 1v1 with a team of 6 to 4v4 with a team of 8

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Make number of known moves from 4 to 12
      Oh cool even more filler to pad out Typhlosion's and Meganium's movepools.

      #ThankYouGameFreak

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just play another monster game?

      oh yeah well you're gay

      Mad because no dad

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Also imagine instead of x2 damage from super effective, it was only x1.5. So a rock/ground/water pokemon would receive x4 damage.
    the number you're looking for is the cube root of 4. so, ~1.587

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine if pokemon could have 3 types. Also imagine instead of x2 damage from super effective, it was only x1.5. So a rock/ground/water pokemon would receive x4 damage. Would pokemon be better like this?
    Every time you all get it into your head that adding complexity/depth to Pokemon is desirable, you should remind yourselves that Pokemon is for children, first and foremost.

    The most you can hope for is a sidegame / spinoff for an older audience.

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