Imagine, if you will, a better timeline, where Kingdom Hearts 3 had a Great Mouse Detective world and a kicking rad boss fight with Ratigan up in the ...

Imagine, if you will, a better timeline, where Kingdom Hearts 3 had a Great Mouse Detective world and a kicking rad boss fight with Ratigan up in the clockwork of Big Ben.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It could still happen

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based and Great Mouse Detectivepilled.
    Kingdom Hearts, however, is terrible, and Ratigan, Basil, Flaversham and Olivia were all spared from being put in this absolute fanfiction of a series.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH RATICATE
    OH RATICATE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE PIKACHUS FALL BEHIND

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GOING TO SAY THE R WORD
    RAT!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      REEEEEEEEEEE

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no vincent price
    why even bother?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ressurect him with AI

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still stand by the Emperor's New Groove concept
    >Izma's poison does actually kill Kuzco
    >he splits into a Heartless and Nobody
    >his Nobody is the llama, but they never acknowledge that it's weird
    >his Heartless is the final boss of the world
    >it's the largest individual Heartless in the whole series, comically large
    >when you defeat it, just before the final blow is struck, he pauses the game, erases it and replaces it with a normal Shadow that doesn't even move and dies in one hit no matter what your stats and equipment are
    >meanwhile the Organization or whoever try to get Izma on board
    >but they never even get the chance because Kronk has no comprehension of any of it and his million stupid questions end up backing them into admitting that Izma would get the worse end of the deal
    >Sora never actually knows they're there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too good for KH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Way too clever, it needs to be a 1:1 retelling of Wish or Echanto where Sora might as well not be there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like this would have worked in kh1 better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not Kronk convincing Sora that he's tracking down a bad guy and becoming the party member for that world

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then you miss out on the ultimate attack with Kuzco where Sora's clearly doing everything but Kuzco keeps altering it to make himself look good. You can't have them in the same place at the same time for most of the story.

        I feel like this would have worked in kh1 better

        Kingdom Hearts 1 started development 11 months before The Emperor's New Groove released.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing but Pixshart
      So two worlds?
      [...]
      >Then you miss out on the ultimate attack with Kuzco where Sora's clearly doing everything but Kuzco keeps altering it to make himself look good. You can't have them in the same place at the same time for most of the story.
      Touche. Although I don't know if I trust Nomura to make intentional witty comedy.

      I haven't seen the movie in a long time, does kuzco have magical powers? He can erase and change reality?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's set up in a way that's like he's watching the movie with the audience after the story happens. He cuts in and changes things to make himself look better. You can probably find clips that explain it better than that, though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That reminds me that they tried to replicate the same dynamic with The Lion King 1½ but it didn't work because it was literally just The Lion King but Timon and Pumbaa would just interject like Mystery Science Theater 3000, except it wasn't funny.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just like Lion King is based on Hamlet, Lion King 1 and a half is based on Rosencrantz & Guildenstern

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You see the problem with that concept is it's actually good as the other anon said. Nomura will reject it instantly. You need some retcons and time travel frickery + a little dose of chuunibyou cringe to carry it over the line, maybe Kuzco's nobody Coxzuk is an emo who wants to kill humanity.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got hyped watching my friend play and seeing Big Ben, only to realize it's for Peter Pan.

    Imagine doing some Ace Attorney shit with Basil

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if it had a Scrubs world, and it had Kelso as a boss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too kino, but not as a boss, just interacting with all the Scrubs characters.
      >Ted turned into a nobody, Janitor tries to save him
      >Dr Cox has been gripped by a rage inducing demon and is at risk of becoming heartless, you journey with Eliot, Turk and JD into his inner psyche to save him
      >The Todd does some harassment
      >Doug accidentally kills Goofy by giving him too much Morphine
      >You're made to think Kelso is the big bad but when you slay him the real big bad is revealed
      >It's Hooch is Crazy

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KH after 2 is such a soulless mess that 3 being nothing but Pixshart actually thematically fits it. We got the perfect KH3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing but Pixshart
      So two worlds?

      Then you miss out on the ultimate attack with Kuzco where Sora's clearly doing everything but Kuzco keeps altering it to make himself look good. You can't have them in the same place at the same time for most of the story.

      [...]
      Kingdom Hearts 1 started development 11 months before The Emperor's New Groove released.

      >Then you miss out on the ultimate attack with Kuzco where Sora's clearly doing everything but Kuzco keeps altering it to make himself look good. You can't have them in the same place at the same time for most of the story.
      Touche. Although I don't know if I trust Nomura to make intentional witty comedy.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a Great Mouse Detective world
    Oh please, we both know why you want that world to be a thing.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Great Mouse Detective
    >Guest Party Member is Freya Crescent

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Freya Crescent

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would the world be called? Just "London"?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just call it Baker Street and go all in on the Holmes' theming.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god we didn't have another water level like Finding Nemo

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ratigan was one of the greater Disney villains.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      among the best I'm hoe

      >Freya Crescent

      this is too good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm hoe

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great fricking movie

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