Imagine not being able to go to the Bodega for a post midnight snack after a gaming session.

Imagine not being able to go to the Bodega for a post midnight snack after a gaming session. Honestly feel bad for you Ganker.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not a bad shopper so i don't encounter this issue

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BODEGA

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, where I live, it not bodega, I go to bazaar, and get good snack not amerishit

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just go to my fridge

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We have 7-11s here, it's like the same thing

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >morons think that convenience stores don't exist everywhere just because we don't call them by a moronic monkey name

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They close super early in Europe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >supermarkets open 24/7
        >early

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally none have open 24/7 where I live. Most close between 7 and 8 PM and very very few special ones have open until 10 PM or 12 PM

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok pooriola

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        petrol stations are always open

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine having to leave your home to eat something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, did he think he was styling on the full fridge crew?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do they make food? mine makes fresh pita but they close at 9pm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hispanic ones have home made food in the back

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    always feels great to pay four times as much for the calorie count sirs

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We just call them shops here and they're open 24/7

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In america they are like 10km away from where people live so they need fancy names to bring people out. Watch NJB he explains how dumb it is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inner city morons are the ones with bodegas. Everyone else just goes to a gas station if they particularly need something at like 3 a.m. We used to be able to go to a normal big box store at that time, but they used COVID as an excuse to close at night.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In america they are like 10km away from where people live so they need fancy names to bring people out. Watch NJB he explains how dumb it is.
        It depends where you live in America. It's only in higher income suburbs where stores are fairly far away. And that's on purpose to keep the black people away.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is the best cope muricucks have
          you actually believe it is for your own benefit that you have to get out of your house and drive like fricking 15 minutes for the nearest store

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I like having actual fricking land to live on and not being cramped next to shitty urban sprawl everywhere I look.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and not being cramped next to shitty urban sprawl everywhere I look

              Yeah, that's why normal countries don't have shitty urban sprawl because we design our cities to not have it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mmm... freedum

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                comfy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guarantee that they have a convenience store right at the entrance of the neighborhood.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not allowed to constuct commercial real estate into suburbia, they are always isolated because of zoning laws. You gotta drive to a commercial district where you find your basic 7/11, Mcdonalds etc.

                Just look up US zoning laws, they are the most moronic thing ever conceived by man

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is 100% a QT or Wawa near the exit where you can pick shit up 24/7.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a long fricking walk, man.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >walk
                you'd ride a bike

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >americans riding bicycles

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Half a mile is a long walk? I thought Americans were supposed to be the fat ones.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't need to look up zoning laws, because I've been to a dozen identical neighborhoods just like that, and they always have a gas station and some shitty fast food at the entrance to the suburb.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they always have a gas station and some shitty fast food at the entrance to the suburb
                Ah, freedom

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wah, Americans have to drive ten miles to get to a convenience store
                No they don't.
                >Wah, freedom
                Your country is a glorified theme park for us to vacation in. You may as well wear a fricking mascot costume.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Your country is a glorified theme park for us to vacation in
                This is super ironic considering USA is nothing but a stereotype everywhere in the world

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u retort
                Cope.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Your country is a glorified theme park for us to vacation in.
                Don't forget the chinks also vacation there too.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do yuros so confidently talk shit about stuff that's so easily disproven? I live in a place exactly like this and there's a strip mall literally right at the entrance. Has a bakery, three restaurants, a dance/yoga studio, a Japanese deli (I know the owner personally), and an electronics repair store. Right next to this strip mall is a gas station with a minimart that sells most daily use cooking goods like milk and eggs.

                Zoning laws only exist to stop giant factories from being built next to a kindergarten.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look at this moron, I literally pass a CircleK on my way into my neighborhood. Be less moronic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is it possible to speak with so much confidence yet be so fricking wrong?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You realise most of the actually well designed cities have both right? And the housing sections aren't just dead, soulless rows, they have shops and marts you can walk or bike to?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you actually believe it is for your own benefit that you have to get out of your house and drive like fricking 15 minutes for the nearest store
            America literally has like 40 million black people and it's racist to intentionally avoid them. So what white people do is build their houses in places that people without cars (most black people) cant get to.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well it is cope, but not in the way that you think it is. It would be nice to have necessities close, but unfortunately, as the other anon pointed out, white people are the best at dealing with inconveniences.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black folk have destroyed everyday life in America. It didnt used to be this way.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >let me tell you about your country
        It's only new yorkers who call it that.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is bodega just homosexual hipster speak for corner store?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bodegas are even cheaper corner stores. They're the ghetto dollar stores of corner shops.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lemme get a chopped cheese ock

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how likely is it to get stabbed at one of these places

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends on what you look like. if you encounter a criminal they'll probably just mug you

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im a socal Black person (not compton) and there's a 7-11 on the corner of the block here. takes 8 minutes to walk to. there's also a frickton of gas stations with mini-marts and gas station food like hotdogs and taquitos on every corner here. like 5 fricking gas stations within a 10 minute walk.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at all that poor excuse for “food” in the window. If you just did your shopping like an adult, ate proper meals, and slept well you wouldn’t have to go to a corner store to get “””food””” at 3AM. You also wouldn’t be an incel but I doubt you’ll change anyway. Haha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's just an excuse to get fresh air
      now I'm craving one of these though, only time I'll buy a cola is to wash one of these frickers down

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting lunch at McDonalds and then place gets ransacked by niglets because they think there's $100 in the cash register.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no checks cashed
    no service

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      go to the fricking bank if you want to cash a check

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bodega just means storage
    as usual americans are butchering language

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like when they call croissant a French donut.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm so moronic that I need a 24/7 shop so I can go buy something I forgot last time I went shopping
    Let me guess, you also weight over 150 kilos, don't you?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh man i love new yawk i went to the bodega and they sold me butter bro!

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    in my country a bodega is a bar

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to a fricking gas station.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not being able to hit up the 4Square for snacks after a gaming session.

    Couldn't be me.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suburbs kick ass, citygays can kill themselves.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is my sincere belief that corner shops should be installed near every suburb so you can just walk to one. Like parks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they used to be before the 90s or so

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i live in the city and there are several within a block's walk of my house but all of them are magnets for the homeless and populated with insane people, drunk college kids and aggressive pajeets 24 hours a day

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically does sound comfy. When I studied abroad in England the best part about stumbling back to our dorms after going out drinking was the shitload of kebab carts on the way back. When I lived in my states biggest city it was nice being able to get food whenever I wanted that wasn't just shitty gas station stuff. A local place was open till 4AM every night and that Asian who owned it made some damn good wings. Ah well now that I live in suburbia my fridge and freezer is fricking huge so I can just make something when I want. I do miss some parts of the city occasionally but there's a reason I left it and don't regret it

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bodega

    Sorry, I like to do my shopping without the risk of being immolated to death.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >snacking after midnight
    How is it I know you're a fat loser.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's always after midnight, moron.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a Wawa just outside my neighbourhood with on-site pizza, doughnuts, coffee, and sandwiches
    T. Suburban Florida

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is special about wawa, is the food actually good/is there other shit that makes it unique? I've only stopped there for gas before driving out of the state after vacation. Never been to a 7/11 either

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorta like America's Tim Horton's. Most gas station minimarts only have stuff that's been kept under a heat lamp all day, Wawa typically makes the stuff reasonably fresh. It's a step down from a genuine deli sandwich like what you'd get from Publix or a mom & pop shop, but it's better than the prepackaged frozen Jimmie dean sandwiches you'd get at a 7-11 for example

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As for what a 7/11 has, basically a really distilled version of what you'd get at a supermarket. The one nearest me has a back wall with a fridge that's stuffed with cold beer, sodas, and milk. Wall next to it has some shelves with cleaning supplies and some car maintenance stuff like motor oil. In the middle there's kiosks for chips and candy and canned stuff and cereal. And there's another chilled kiosk with cheap premade sandwiches and eggs. There's a heat lamp with some doughnuts. A slushee and coffee machine. Some stands with sunglasses and hats. And at the register there's a wall of tobacco products and magazines, and various trinkets like placebo drugs ("this pill will increase your IQ/lengthen your dick/help you lose weight!") And lighters and key rings and the like.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This just sounds like every gas station inside though, I thought there was something different about them considering how well known they are. I guess the only thing I've heard about them is the slushees/slurpees whatever they're called, my state just doesn't have em. Buc-ee's recently came to my state and it's pretty cool when I stop there on road trips on the way to places

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            As for what a 7/11 has, basically a really distilled version of what you'd get at a supermarket. The one nearest me has a back wall with a fridge that's stuffed with cold beer, sodas, and milk. Wall next to it has some shelves with cleaning supplies and some car maintenance stuff like motor oil. In the middle there's kiosks for chips and candy and canned stuff and cereal. And there's another chilled kiosk with cheap premade sandwiches and eggs. There's a heat lamp with some doughnuts. A slushee and coffee machine. Some stands with sunglasses and hats. And at the register there's a wall of tobacco products and magazines, and various trinkets like placebo drugs ("this pill will increase your IQ/lengthen your dick/help you lose weight!") And lighters and key rings and the like.

            >he doesn't make his own rendered fat diesel fuel from fat people he murdered
            casuls

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah nah they're all basically the same, just different chains all competing with each other. 7/11 is only slightly noteworthy for being the largest of them all, having an international presence unlike most convenience stores that are either state or regional.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paki shop
    |^:
    >Paki shop (America)
    O^:

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sell you goods and services
      >open as much as they can be
      >still get called a paki
      do you ever wonder why people you dont like dont you treat you well?

      anyway
      >London
      >Shop closes at 5am
      >coffee places open at 6am
      frick being awake during the day

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't keep his own bees
    >doesn't have his own wine cellar for fermenting mead
    >doesn't have a small microbrewery for brewing honey beer
    >doesn't have his own garden and greenhouse
    >doesn't grow his own plums and strawberries along with staple food veg
    >doesn't ferment his own grapes for crude fermented alcohol
    >didn't build his own still from an old fridge to rectify spirits from the shitty grape alcohol
    >has to go spend his hard earned NEETbux to some smelly mexican and vietnam fricking shit
    lol Casul

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post your setups anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have a brewery myself but everything else is dead simple
        >greenhouse
        kit bough and sol
        >garden
        read any 2 gardening books and away you go
        >cellar
        dug before my time
        >strawberries
        grow like weeds hardly need keeping
        >plums
        same same, I like the yellow ones
        >still
        literally the simplest "machine" known to man
        one hot end one cold end
        pro tip: copper tubes
        figure it out
        >bee keeping
        this one is pretty hard not gonna lie
        you will be stung many times daily
        >mead
        cold fermentation, find your own recipies

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to see them anon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not in the habit of snapping pictures for no reason
            I'm sure somebody that isn't me posts that shit to instagram
            I do it for myself, not to show off

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're basically telling us you have none of these things yourself. Imagine being this much of a try-hard superior homosexual, you have to brag about owning imaginary shit.

              I bet you a bottle of your fairytale honeymead, you're the same type of wienersucker who told everyone that his dad works for Nintendo at school

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed Mark

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    personally I just wait for the ice cream man he sells me sonic popsicles and crystal meth

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only food open 24/7 now that I've moved to the suburbs is 2 whataburger locations that have recently come to my state, but the line is literally 30 minutes wrapped around a block for them everytime. Don't know why people get so excited about it, but then again I tried it once now so I guess I contributed to the problem. Oh and waffle house of course is open but it's kind of lost its appeal for me

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's the stupid new york beaner from Ganker
    stay on your containment board please, latinx

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not him but post hands just to be sure

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    americans don't know about the trafika

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's just a gas station without the gas

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    to the fricking what?

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We have at least 6 of these in my small bible belt town thanks to migrants and most don’t even bother to include English signage

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