>Imagine playing persona
Fricking gross
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I was at a supermarket and saw someone who looked exactly like the guy who posted a selfie of himself in his car while saying something like that. I had to hold back laughter as I imagined telling him he looked like persona 5's joker.
i just beat my dick to Makoto and Marie!
I dont get the joke, is joker a ricecel?
holy shit that nose
Genuinely sad
Fricking brutal.
holy frick I wanna bite that chiggers nose off Penguin style
real talk these guys are literally y'all
I think that dude is lying, he doesn't look like the type to leave his house much less go to another country
bro got a nose built like dre beats
The way his nose looks, I wonder if he constantly breathes his own carbon dioxide exhalations.
WIDE NOSTRILS BREATHING ALL THE WHITE MAN'S AIR
To think there's over a billion of these oxygen thieves...
made for coke
I'll never complain about my nose ever again.
I love persona 4
How hard can it be to take care of yourself? There's no good reason for someone to look that greasy.
I can still look better than all these greasy boys after at least two days without showering or even attempting to wash my hair.
Get snazzier glasses than those s()y specs
Either lose weight or grow a full beard to hide the chin
Maybe wear a hat
ez
How is that onions glasses?
It's not even a half rim
Thick, cheap, black plastic.
that describes 90% of glasses. The only alternative is thin ass school shooter frames
>The only glasses are cheap thick black plastic or cheap no frills metal
kek
I mean, yeah pretty much
That or £300 a year of stuffing contact lenses into your eyes every morning.
>tfw got lasik surgery 10 years ago
>have hyperopia + astigmatism so lasik is useless due to potential for regressions
it's all so tiring
My fellow cursed brother.
>one of my cones widened for some reason
>doctors looked deep and didn't find any cataracts or damage
>they can't figure out why my vision suddenly got worse all of a sudden
>mfw probably one-eyed by my fifties
I’m an optometrist. One time I had a chinaman come in for an eye exam and told him he had a cataract. He got super pissed off at me and screamed “NO I DONT. I HAVE RINCON CONTINENTAL”
I remember that episode. Thanks for that, anon.
I get it. He drives a Lincoln.
I have Kerataconus in one eye (cornea is warped flat) so I can't see shit out one eye, my brain has two images and has to use the correct one while the bad eye is just for 3d basically. All they can do is try to slow it down, I hate this shit I literally never had a choice but to be an ugly school shooter type.
>97
All around me are familiar faces...
Is the wife even hot?
Most of the time no
Most assuredly not especially when considering his appearance.
The average ugly/mediocre women usually have guys way above their league. That's just how desperately horny most mfs are
Love is love. Sometimes I see a picture of what you call a bombshell 10/10 lust inducing bawd. But I say she is 5/10 or something bad about her. Then I remember me and others fell in love with girls irl you'd say they are below average.
most women go for ugly/nerd type of guys since they are easier to manipulate due to their low self esteem and poor social skills, men above their league usually don't end up in cuckoldry that easily.
shrek in drag
I will never understand cucks. What drove them to this? Surely at some point they imagined and day dreamed about having a loyal wife they loved and had a family together, right? Just having your significant other railed by other men? Cant even process that in my promitive brain. Ffs, I can even understand the motives of like thieves and even some murderers and such, but not cuckoldry.
If this happened to I would turn 180 without even saying a word. trust is what I value the most but I value myself. cucks in general ares just too afraid to let something go so they won't even argue when the other one doesnt even respect them.
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
ftfy anon
Damn...i pity you americans, your women are shit, its no wonder you have so many mysoginists over there.
to be fair many women are shit. Black folk help you to know when they cheated.
>that webm
I hate women so much it's unreal
And you are not going to do anything about it.
In 20 years you'll be here, bald, and still posting "I hate women so much it's unreal" in Ganker
I can't wait for WWIII to give zoomers a taste of real problems.
Zoomers have very low test, so for them whining on twitter screencap threads is all the benting they need.
They don't have any blood running through their veins.
When a zoomer gets mad they can't even say "frick" they say "freak". The kind that say "hecking" because hell is a very bad word.
Just seeing these 5'4, 90lb b***hes makes me want to beat the shit out of them.
it's him!
why does this face piss me off every time I see it.
what is it specifically
because its a horrible uncanny valley nightmare
You need to calm down man, step away from the computer, go outside, also, the thing in the video is an anglo only problem, just saying.
>5'4, 90lb
zoomers are the tallest generation to date
>strikes first
>gets love tapped on the cheek
>breaks into tears and scurries off
based. Frick zoomies.
>that webm
Holy shit, that reminds me of my israeli cousin. He cried as soon as I hit him with a tiki-taka (Pic related) because he was trying to take it away from me. Dude cried a shit ton. I remember me and my dad being with him, at our apartment and his mom had to go buy some things. The dude started to cry as soon as he realized that mom wasn't with him. He had like 13 years old that time. We were so fricking speechless and me and my dad joke about that shit whenever we talk about my cousin.
Now he's all grown-up and fat. Last time we seen each other was during some family meeting (when our grandma died) and he brought some shitty vodka in his bag, trying to hide it away from everyone but me because "that was so cool."
Parasite.
You're not an alpha. You're just a neckbeard seeking to boost your imaginary status in a videogame board.
why do autists do that? they always get aggressive but when people fight back they burst into tears.
>he doesn't know any better hes just expressing his feelings differently!!
bullshit
>Annihilated by an old cafeteria worker.
DO WHITE PEOPLE REALLY?!
That's one of yours, zoomers.
>One of yours.
Ganker is zoomville unless you're a 30 something loser with no kids fresh out of /misc/
Why would I go to /misc/ is full of racially ambiguous american communists.
>"if I say that /misc/ is not full of fascists maybe they'll believe me"
lol but its true that /misc/ are full of self hating Hispanic and third worlder tho
But it's not, it's full of literal commies shilling for Russia.
They try to pretend they are totally right wing, but every now and then they slip up, they post their commie flag and talk about how "based and redpilled" the Soviet Union was.
Its been that way since 2015. Its hilarious that you think this is new.
son of a b***h.
frick you and your jumpscare webm. that shit looks so unassuming too
I had to watch twice lmao
how r u this nu
ffs i was watching this like "hmm I remember this webm, something weird happens" then got spooked by the end any way
>unironically believe that people with commie flag are genuine commie
tard
Yes, I bet people who talk about how they are hyped for the return of the Soviets are just libertarians in disguise.
>he doesn't wish for an objectively less functional form of government, to profit off the thriving black market communist states are known to have and grind yourself up to warlord status in anticipation for it's inevitable collapse
It's like you aren't even trying.
>The kind that say "hecking" because hell is a very bad word.
"This game is helling good"? The frick?
then do it pussy
Would you know that from experience? Is that where you’re at right now?
No, I got laid in high school a bunch of times.
I just know zoomers are the low test type that will never do anything unless they are forced at gunpoint.
I really pity people like you.
I can't imagine how it must feel how the only real way to assert your masculinity is to have sex with women and reproduce with them.
Yet you despise them and drive them away, despite how you need them to validate your masculinity.
men need to not love the first pussy they come in contact with PERIOUD
Intelligence is (slightly) correlated with a ton of maladaptive shit, because being adaptive means listening to your instincts on how to pass on your genes. If you're smart enough, you can realize that since you can't pass your consciousness onto your kids, then your kids don't really matter in the grand scheme of things more than any other people; or any other animals; or any other clump of atoms.
So, it's kind of a paradox. Intelligence is maladaptive, which sounds like a bad thing, but they actually don't people value on being adaptive to begin with, so it doesn't faze them. Except it does. It takes mental effort to tell themselves they're "above" caring about passing on their genes.
just for the record, that's not the girl's kid and the captions are faked.
I'd feel bad but the guy looks like a total gay. Fatherless shenanigans in the west.
Americans are disgusting.
I've watched this webm many times and the cuckholdry never ceases to amaze.
If you want the armchair psychology answer is rather complicated.
Sexually speaking, for some men it arouses their sense of competition and their jealously drives for better sex. It's a legit thing.
Emotionally speaking it's born from this inherent fear of being cheated on, it's a concept called "counterphobia" . So if they allow it to happen under their control and under their terms, then they release the emotion and allows them to trust the relationship. It's fricked up, but it works.
You also have to examine the nature of the relationship, and who is the activity trying to satisfy. If it's for instance a one way relationship where a guy basically prostitues his wife for his own twisted pleasure, or if it's a distanced relationship where both people don't give a shit about what the other does as long as an economic and social status quo is sustained.
how hard can it be to stealthily kill a baby?
I bet you can even push the blame on the mother
Very easy. What do you think “sudden infant death syndrome” is?
That means it's working.
i think it's literally because some men were just bred to be subservient to a greater power and be happy to serve someone better than them
this is just a joke, y'all aren't serious right?
lmaoo ex fricked a Black person after we broke up. she got beat and apparently had a kid with a latinx.
she contacted me through messenger and now shes single and is poor as frick as a waitress.
makes me laugh i still get a message every now and then.
>I will never understand cucks. What drove them to this?
Anime and ntr for starters.
>clapping emojis
Why do these "people" always do this shit?
Murriutts are not people, anon.
They can't command attention via charisma so they clap their hands to force it
You know that "americlap" meme where everyone makes fun of americans for clapping over shit?
It's not just movies. It's representative of a lot of things about north americans. Namely, their obsession with being loud, present, validated and seen.
We've got some serious self-confidence issues over here and that's probably why transgender stuff is pushed so hard, it's a hugbox community where people suck eachother off nonstop.
Speak for yourself, it's a coastie thing. You do that here and you're gonna get laughed at. The US is as big as Europe and has as much regional variation.
Clapping is AAVE you better not do it
>AAVE
I miss ebonics.
How rome fell
clown world
should have layed off the porn and gone outside some more
im sure that would've helped, especially with the going bald part.
Vitamin D is good for your hair follicles
You can take supplements for that shit.
If porn made people bald I'd have gone bald a decade ago. Blaming porn is just a cope for nofappers who want to believe it'll bring their thinning hair back.
I dont understand, he clearly just got a buzzcut and wore glasses as a joke
>go bald
>realise it's all over
>give up on life
Can you even blame him?
Him being bald has very little to do with how ugly he is. If he wore a hat he should still have that face. But no. He's fricking fat as frick.
>dude just wear a hat literally everywhere including indoors
He's not wrong.
Top it off with a kick-ass coat and you won't believe how much attention you get from the ladies.
>tfw he's only in his late 20s
>he had a full head of hair leaving high school
Imagine being so lucky and still complaining.
wow i really did not need to see this. i hope that cat is living a great life
Are you cuban by any chance?
I don't know, maybe.
My mother fricked someone at 17 while hammered and then I came into being. She knows as much as I do who the father is.
nta but that explains a lot
>tfw nearly 30
>started getting greys
>it looks great
I won aging bros..I won
Wouldn't he still look good if he didn't get fat?
You need to have the right kind of face to rock being bald.
isn't this the guy who wrote 20,000 porno reviews on IMDB?
Yeah and he is still making porn reviews to this day. He has ascended
would look better with hair, also his ears are fricking huge goddamn
No one, literally no one, looks good bald. Even if they did look good bald, they would look much better with hair. Baldness indicates old age and weak genes, that's not attractive.
Nah, manly dudes can look good bald. It is extremely unfortunate for anyone else though.
No. He's bald.
depends on how well he can pull off the mustache + stubble look.
That's litterally me at 30
Except I had no idea how hot I was and wasted my youth playing dogshit vidya
Truth is if you had continued to take care of yourself you could've still looked the same at age 30, 30 is too young to start physically aging, so this just means you let yourself go.
Is there anyway to swing back
Literally just stop being fat.
I blame porn, social media and videogames
>30
>kinda overweight but still in my BMI range
>lil bit of saggy fat that needs toned up
>working on it
>stressed as frick last year
>personal and job issues
>notice my thinning scalp in the mirror last week
>thinning scalp after 20 odd years of thick bright blonde hair
I'm scared, bros....
>be finance student
>prof is bald
>tells us one day that zero guys in his family have balding problems, even his old dad still has a full head of hair
>tells us his hairline started getting thin at some bigshot financial company and when he joked about it there nobody laughed because stress related baldness apparently wasn't uncommon for that firm
>find out I have a lump on my right testicle
>was at a big loss on crypto
>scared shitless for way over a week
>at the doctor it turned out it's a harmless cyst
>managed to turn a profit soon after
Unfortunately it made me lose a bit of hair, but it's not visible since I wear mine pretty damn long.
If you have no hair, you have no life.
It's over for you.
Am I the only one here who thinks his face wasn't great even back then
It worked because he was young and that most people look awkward in frontal neutral photos, but look at his facial structure (eyes, nose, forehead ratio)
Everyday I'm reminded of how good I got it and how I squandered it all away by being a Ganker NEET
>tfw 26 and still rocking a head full of hair and a pretty solid jaw
Unfortunately I'm a 5'9" midget
don't be fat, smile, and at least act like you don't particularly care about what strangers think of you. you are now a male 6/10. all the other moronic obsessive shit is self-defeating. you're making yourself way more insecure than you ought to be.
>Notice videogame is poorly designed as you progress
Turns out a new study may show that the true cause of baldness is due to the tightening of the scalp muscle causing stress on hair follicles and restricting blood flow.
How come hair that's transplanted doesn't fall out then?
what have you learned?
THE DENT WAS THE CURE ALL ALONG
>meanwhile
Your gift is too great for me
I wonder what's his diet like.
Rare to see a dude hit the wall
he looks fine, he's just fat
At least he was attractive at some point.
Imagine being ugly your entire life.
>Imagine sniffing Anne
Fricking based
Nice balls
>t. knows nothing about women's anatomy.
Indeed
the dungeons and combat is fun. but the life sim part is rather boring.
all jokes aside, I ACTUALLY look like joker.
L O N D O N
the frick london means?
>ESL
>doesn't know the site's memes
shocking
I don't know all the memes even if I've been here forever. will you tell me or not?
lurk
the frick
moar
>making Ganker references on Ganker
>"memes"
It's from My Immortal.
Go away troon
ok what's the sauce
[downbeat (Kirimoto Yuuji)] Playing Joker ~Mob x Shujinkou Soushuuhen~ (Persona 5) [English] [bibiten] [Digital]
160 pages of pure homosexualry. Go knock yourself out.
>160 pages of pure homosexualry
Disgusting.
coomed to this
Sodomy is a sin!
Looking gay Joker.
People casually posting shit like this over the years is the reason why we have boards like /lgbt/ and so many troons and gay anons.
I have never erp'd or otherwise communicated my latent homosexuality to anyone I know
I just like feminine men (2d)
gets my dick hard
jerk off to trap daily
vc?
SEEEEEEEEEX
>hotpants with a long sleeve shirt
Oh frick.
Having sex is more fun than playing any game.
But the problem is once you coom, you lose your libido and the sex becomes boring. Why can't we just have sex for hours, just like we play video games that long?
Unironically do meth bro
why do zoomers idolize p5 so much i get the game has mobile phones and social media but hell
Nah imagine playing modern FE instead of going out and talking to actual girls? Pathetic.
There was this one 10/10 looking guy in my highschool who played and watched weeb shit, persona 3, anime fighters, bleach, etc. and the girls found him quirky and cool. A true chad, what we all wanted to be. I miss him.
>Fake Joker
>Judgment and Lost Judgment can't get ported to PC because the main actor's talent agency is afraid of what people will do with the character model
>Meanwhile they are okay with this
Don't care made me pp hard
What was her signature pose again?
i can't remember
It could be anything
I don't play video games with Tranime art style. Simple as
You know what he does kind of look like him you’re all just racist
I look like Joker unironically but I'm 5'7 and my hairline is starting to show some receding signs
and I'm still a virgin.
then you don't look like him
Thank god he clarified
sexiest persona player
Good for him, man.
xD
i had a flip "friend" steal toilet paper from me. theyre also genetically rude as frick. never having a seamonkey friend again
Being an extremely average/kinda mid white dude is bad enough sometimes, I couldn't imagine being a below average looking Asian dude. Those motherfrickers have it rough.
Why is it rough for them
He's not even that ugly so I don't know why Ganker is so obsessed with him, he's just your average seanig who is probably in need of a shower and we all said stupid things as a teenager.
Does he know Ganker is obsessed with him?
>imagine being at computers
>incel woman hate thread
You nerds are sad. Get some hobbies, take any opportunity to socialize, and gain some confidence. Stop blaming your problems on other people/women, it’s just simply not the case.
If you have any questions, I’d be happy to answer and help the incels out.
Are you up to date with your dilation schedule?
bone structure is EVERYTHING
grow your bones, and be not a fat ass, and you'll be fine
Frick no I’m not growing my bones I’m gonna ungrow then
>I’m gonna ungrow then
Try as you might, you will never be rid of your skeleton. One day it will break free of its fleshy cage and you will be no more, it is time to accept it.
I've replaced all my bones with teeth, you can't stop me
Im supposed to be balding but im fighting it with lavander tea water and hemp conditioner.
Still have my hair
Got my first hemorrhoid after 30 years of nothing. It's over for me, bros.
Hemorrhoids are common, it's big ones that aren't. Drink lots of water and don't push when you shit. If the shit's coming out just let it slide out, if it isn't but you can feel it on the way then sit and wait for it. Good luck anon, hope it stays small and goes away.
>about to be 32
>same hair as high school
>watching all the zoomers have their first life crisis from balding
pretty satisfying
they really look alike
one of the best jrpgs ever made
>Be funny
>Women line up to suck your dick
I don't see why it's so difficult for some of you gays, you don't even need to be attractive or rich, just be clever and funny and she'll find you attractive.
lmao did a woman tell you that?
Men and women both care about attractiveness the most, but women lie about it.
https://psycnet.apa.org/doiLanding?doi=10.1037%2F0022-3514.94.2.245
>Replicating previous research, participants exhibited traditional sex differences when stating the importance of physical attractiveness and earning prospects in an ideal partner and ideal speed date. However, data revealed no sex differences in the associations between participants' romantic interest in real-life potential partners (met during and outside of speed dating) and the attractiveness and earning prospects of those partners.
You're both right and wrong.
The more attractive you are, the more funny you are to women.
Personally I would always try to have more than one girl to talk to since I'll always expect some bullshit to frick up the current relationship, being able to rebound works wonders.
>The more attractive you are, the more funny you are to women.
You can shorten that to "the more attractive you are, the more funny you are".
Even discounting the halo effect, more attractive people receive better social feedback. This results in a strong correlation between facial attractiveness and intelligence/social ability. Similar story for height.
>always keeping a side chick or two around
>why does bullshit keep tanking my relationship?!
Time for a long look in the mirror, my friend
moron
For men sexuality is an "OR" thing and exclusively visual
Attractive ass or attractive breasts or attractive face etc
For women sexuality is an "AND" thing and can be extremely variable
He has to be attractive and rich and smart and good with kids etc
Women just have way higher standards and settle for as much as they can because they are more considerate about their choice
tfw you're attractive and still ngmi, can't win against mental illness
Why am I the girl and the other girl also in love with me (the girl)?
Just curious, that's all.
>got voted most likely to become famous and prom king by my classmates because they thought I was funny
>still a kissless virgin at 24
Explain
I kinda miss the times when people could use "xD" and "^^" as expressions and not be shat on by unhappy autists.
🙁
I still do when I text my girlfriend
I was gonna try one until I found it has cringe romances, why even have that, can you guys get laid?
I went from 180 to 240 a year after highschool
Probably cause I was in a football and stop working do that to you
At least I'm 6'2 and head still full of hairs
He would've been a villain/joke character
>"i love persona"
You are probably underage, you smell, you think japs like westerners, you probably wear girl clothes, you read shitty manhwa, you are unfrickable, you are virginal and single, your family is repulsed by you, you use or will soon use HRT aaaaand you're part of a discord grooming community.
>atlus
Ganker likes movie games if it's anime